Zhou Xiaobai Niu B.

To be able to hold such a large-scale public lecture in the academy is the only one of its kind. The college is said to be already working on issues such as changing the school rules. You must not let a madman like Zhou Xiaobai dare to do anything for granted.

But today, no one can stop it.

After the roar and cheers of the crowd, Zhou Xiaobai sat high in the remote chair, holding the microphone while laughing: "First of all." Thank you to the students for coming and the other teachers for their enthusiasm. I, Zhou Xiaobai, can't do anything else, I will do one thing, whoever can follow me with all my heart, I will educate you with all my heart. Ascension, sword immortal, cultivation, nothing remarkable. God is fair, you just have to think about the beings of heaven and earth, hundreds of millions of living beings, except for human beings, those flowers, plants, little flying insects, etc., who will teach them to cultivate the truth? But those alien beasts and elves, every tens of millions of years, there are not one or two demons or elves who have achieved more powerful than the sword immortals. What does this mean?"

Zhou Xiaobai raised the first rhetorical question and stopped the gang of people.

"Okay, I'll just talk about it briefly. The process of life and our relationship with nature, I hope that today's class can give you a good enlightenment on the road of cultivating truth. Zhou Xiaobai turned on the flickering mode, which is actually a circle of hypnosis in the circle of analogy.

This kind of specious answer is that there is no standard answer, you say right, he is right. If you say it's not right, he's not right, there's nothing to refer to. But humans are such adorable creatures.

As soon as you spoke, he believed.

But Zhou Xiaobai firmly believes that as long as his starting point is good, then it is good.

"Okay, I'll continue. Human beings are blessed with teachers, reference books, and so many predecessors who have provided us with experience, guidance, learning, and cultivation, so from the corner of all living beings, we understand that human beings have walked ahead of all things. But ......" Zhou Xiaobai sighed: "It is precisely because of this that under the premise of obtaining better material conditions and cultivation conditions than other species, human beings also lack the opportunity to truly contact nature like other species. All things in the world, human beings can rely on the civilization they have created to shelter themselves from the wind and rain, eat and drink spicy food, and what about other living beings? They can only rely on themselves to play games with nature, although the outcome is not very good, but as long as one wins, it is a win. This...... It's the price. Therefore, all the students came to the Tianguang Academy, under the wise command and cultivation of the dean, you obviously have higher resources than other sentient beings, if you don't work hard, don't blame the teachers for not teaching well. The real cultivation is not that the teachers work hard, but that the students work hard. Think more about the world, and protect the nature and life that you like. ”

"Well, what Zhou Xiaobai said this week is not bad. The dean nodded in the distance: "I just didn't understand." ”

Chu Qiao snorted: "Dean, you are really interesting, continue to listen, it's fun." ”

"Okay, keep listening. ”

After that, Zhou Xiaobai talked about the War of the Gods from the beginning of heaven and earth, and then talked about Hua Qiangu from Journey to the West, as for whether Dwayne Johnson in Fast and Furious married the tree demon grandma is the author's business.

Who is the eighth gourd baby hidden by the gourd baby?

Answer: Hulu Little King Kong. Fit

Where the hell did one of the ears in the black cat sheriff go?

A: Caught by Tom.

There are several Robocops.

A: I don't know.

The legend of mortal cultivation of immortals is divided into several steps in total.

A: One step.

Why?

One step to the sky.

That's right......

In the whole morning of speeches, Zhou Xiaobai quoted scriptures, talked nonsense, and intertwined clues through time and space, turning the eyes of these students in circles, as if listening to mythological stories.

Finally, the applause was thunderous, Zhou Xiaobai's first large-scale open class officially came to an end, all teachers and students of the ninth grade, welcome everyone to seek cooperation, unified management, unified learning, integrate the strengths of all teachers, and create a new future for students.

Rush to the highest heavens.

For the sake of dreams, move forward.

The rolling Yellow River and the Yangtze River give me life and strength.

Hahahaha!!

Zhou Xiaobai's "strength" speech was a great success, and countless students screamed and left frantically, shouting Zhou Xiaobai, Zhou Xiaobai, and Zhou Xiaobai's voices came and went. Although they looked excited, they didn't seem to understand anything.

Anyway, it's exciting, exciting, exciting.

Zhou Xiaobai, who retreated while wiping his sweat, was happy for a long time, and left here under the stars and moons, but saw the dean and some management who blocked his way.

"Hello Dean. Zhou Xiaobai was still polite.

"Uh-huh, hello Mr. Zhou. Listening to your public speech today, it really made me feel uncomfortable. In this way, there is a reluctant invitation below, I don't know Mr. Zhou. ”

"Although the dean commanded, how dare I not listen. Ha ha. Zhou Xiaobai knew that this old boy was not at ease, his eyes were dripping, dripping, how could he look at it, Zhou Xiaobai was trembling in his heart.

Now that several beauties have all returned to their side, they have to be very careful.

"That's Mr. Zhou. This Miss Chu Qiao, is the daughter of a big man in the Supreme Heaven, this time please ask me to find a good teacher for her, I think about it, I still think that Teacher Zhou is different, just like let Miss Chu Qiao, stay by Teacher Zhou's side and study hard, go up every day, communicate in-depth to understand, I don't know Teacher Zhou. ”

"No problem, no problem, what a big deal. The dean was instructed to do so. Saying that, Zhou Xiaobai grabbed Chu Qiao and clicked, the Yuan Shen Mark, the speed is quite fast.

Chu Qiao, who was not ready, became Zhou Xiaobai's student in such a daze, seeing that the dean looked embarrassed, Chu Qiao quickly coughed and smiled: "Teacher, good teacher." ”

"Hey, you're welcome. Zhou Xiaobai bowed deeply to the dean: "Dean, is there anything else?"

"This ......" the dean personally explained: "You must not treat Miss Chu Qiao badly, it is the Supreme Heaven, a certain big man's ...... You understand?"

"Understood, haha, understood, don't worry, dean, I will personally call it. ”

"Okay, then Chu Qiao, you can follow Teacher Xiaobai well, if there is anything, you can come to the dean's office to find me at any time, then this will be the case Teacher Zhou first. In the future, the rules of the college will be changed, and it will not be possible to give public speeches with such fanfare. Teachers are going to compete with each other, and you give unity. There is no competition anymore. How to improve, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes, what the Dean said is very true. I'm just playing. Zhou Xiaobai said with a smile. After sending the dean away with everyone, he dragged Chu Qiao back to the room and ordered everyone to go back to their respective rooms.

Here today, just the two of us are enough.

"You, what are you going to do?" Chu Qiao didn't expect that as soon as he came, he was locked in a secret room by Zhou Xiaobai, just the two of them, and the dim light was shaky.

The air was all condensed.

Zhou Xiaobai smiled: "Take it off......"