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The two young monks didn't even look at Yaozu. As soon as they walked in front www.biquge.info of Yaozu, one of the young monks suddenly thought of something, so he smiled and joked to another fellow monk.

And the other young monk, when he heard what the funny monk said, really came to be interested. As a result, he slowed down his steps, and asked the joking monk as he walked: "The fat cook you are talking about, is it the one that makes the rice in the stove house very unpalatable?" ”

The funny monk smiled, and his steps couldn't help but stop, and then he replied: "Hey! Isn't that the fat cook? In the future~ His unpalatable fasting is not necessary, I'm afraid I don't need to eat it~"

Another young monk couldn't help but follow, joking that the monk stopped and asked, "That's a good feeling!" I don't know what path I took at the beginning? The food is so unpalatable, can it still be invited by the temple? The food he cooked was either too salty or too light to eat. Over the years, our brothers have not mentioned it to the temple! But that's good! Still like a nobody, not nothing? Still wasting food in the stove? Is your letter reliable? Don't think it's groundless, right? ”

The funny monk smiled again: "Of course it's reliable!" Otherwise, can I say that to you? I didn't tell you all about it just now, that guy was in trouble! Moreover, he really broke into a lot of trouble~"

Another young monk was even more interested when he heard what the monk said, and then asked, "Okay, you!" Don't sell it in front of me! What the hell did that guy do? ”

The funny monk turned around and glanced at Yaozu, who had already walked through the temple gate and continued to walk. So he said to the other young monk: "That guy's courage is really not small!" Dare to beat the idea of the Dharma attendant in our temple~ How can he beat the attention of the Dharma attendant? Do you think he's in trouble? ”

Another monk exclaimed, "What! What the?! That! That guy dares to fight!? The idea of beating the Dharma attendant in the temple?! He, he really ate leopard gall! ”

The quippy monk continued: "Isn't it? I don't know what that guy thinks? The Dharma attendants in this temple, even if they are the lowliest, are not something that ordinary monks can enjoy! He, a cook who came from outside to help in the temple, dared to fight the idea of a dharma attendant, didn't he just eat leopard gall?

And the idea of this fight is not a day or two. I heard that it seems that it has been a long time since I started to hook up with the priests in the temple. Hey! I didn't see it, the fat guy was like a pig, and he was still a master who could hide and tuck. I hooked up with that Dharma servant for so long, and I was stunned that I wasn't caught in the temple! ”

Another monk asked the joker in surprise, "Wait! Wait a minute! What did you say?! That guy actually hooked up with the legal servant? And also, and hooked up for a long time? This, where does this start?! In your words... Did you really let that guy fall asleep? ”

The quippy monk said regretfully: "Isn't it? Didn't that guy sleep with that Fa attendant? And not just slept once or twice. Didn't I just say that it's been a long time since he hooked up with that lawyer? ”

Another monk said with a look of regret on his face: "Tsk! But, it's really blind, so good white meat! Unexpectedly, he let the fat pig eat it like this! Whose family is that valet? Even if she is a monk... Hey! If that doesn't work. It's okay, you can find someone else in the temple! As for... As for sleeping with that fat pig? If that servant had found me, I would have made that servant a good thing! ”

The funny monk glanced at the other monk with some disdain: "Hmph! That's it! You! Have you ever touched a woman? How do you give the Dharma a comfort? Don't say it's you, even our master's disciples, those senior brothers who are descendants of the disciples, have not been touched by the master's light, and they have stolen the taste of the Dharma servant. Just you? If you really want to sleep, do you know how to sleep? ”

When another monk heard the joke about the monk, he was a little unhappy: "Alas?! You, how do you know, know that I can't do it? If you have the ability, you have the ability, you can find me a legal attendant?! Let me try? How can I know I can't do it if I don't try? ”

The joker monk obviously didn't want to get on with it, and continued to entangle with another monk. As a result, he changed the topic and said mysteriously to the other monk: "Do you know why that Dharma servant slept with that?" ”

The other monk was obviously still dissatisfied and a little annoyed by the joke that the monk looked down on him just now. So he said with a hint of indignation: "Don't you say how do I know, where does the legal servant fancy that guy?" ”

The joke monk didn't sell the guanzi anymore this time, so he smiled and said to the other monk: "That Dharma servant, I heard that it is to get eggs from that guy's hand." For this reason, I put a body of white meat and let that guy eat it~"

When another monk heard the joke monk's words, he was a little incredulous: "What?! Just, just for an egg?! Just, just give a body of white meat to that guy to eat?! Isn't this the same as eating for nothing?! If that servant was just for an egg, he would be willing to sleep with him... Then why didn't she come to me?! I can give it too! Alas! I really made that guy pick up a big bargain! There was only one egg..."

The joke monk grabbed the egg and took the opportunity to sneer: "Come on! You! I mean, the Dharma servant slept with that guy so he could get eggs from his hands. But I didn't tell you how many eggs it was? If it's a few eggs... That's fine! But it's not a few eggs! It's about giving every day! You said that if there was a legal servant who exchanged her white flesh for you, and gave her an egg every day, would you be able to afford it?

Except for our master or the temple, the children of the temple lineage family. A monk like us can't afford to give so many eggs. So only the guy can afford this egg. He is the cook in the temple, and he has the final say on the food in the stove or something, but he has the final say?

When that guy first came to our temple, he was fat enough. But I'm not fat like this. I see, eight or nine times out of ten, that guy must have stolen a lot of grain, rice and grain in the stove house in our temple. Otherwise, it would be impossible to raise that guy, and his face is white and fat. That guy must have fished in the stove house.

Who can see that there is one egg missing in the stove every day? Isn't he in charge of all these eggs? So! The legal servant who begged for eggs really found the right person! If you are someone else, you will say that you and I will not succeed. Only that guy can do it secretly.

Alas! Speaking of which... I'm a little hungry for the work in the stove! It would be nice if I could do some of the work in the stove house too! Maybe you can meet one, and the legal servant who comes to beg for eggs is not necessarily. ”

Another monk still had doubts in his heart, so he joked that after the monk finished speaking, he said, "I said... Are you telling the truth? Is it true that the Dharma servant gave a whole body of white meat to the fat cook to eat every day if he could get an egg? But, but that's not right?! Could it be that the Dharma Servant eats eggs every day... Can't get tired of eating crooked? Not to mention eggs, no matter how good things are, he can't stand eating them every day?! ”

The quipping monk said, "Hey! Who knows! Maybe that Dharma servant is the master of eggs! I love to eat eggs every day! You can't care about people, can you? ”

Another monk then wondered, "But according to what you say... Could it be that the monk of the Dharma Servant still can't afford to give the Dharma Attendant an egg every day? Those who can enjoy Dharma services in the temple are all ...

The quipping monk seemed to have guessed that another monk would ask him about it, so he smiled and replied, "Who said it wasn't?" Have you ever heard that there is an uncle named Bu Yan in the Lin Yu Jingshe in the temple? ”

Although the other monk didn't know why he was making fun of the monk, he suddenly turned to ask about the others. But with the mention of the funny monk, he also seemed to have a lot of impressions: "Isn't he the head of the monk in our temple?" Heard... He was once a disciple of the precept hall of the temple. Later, it seemed that he had a lot of trouble with the hall, so he ran away from the hall and threw himself under the door of the left temple. And his band is really amazing! I almost became a temple master in the ordination hall back then! It's a person with real ability! Otherwise, as soon as the front foot left the ordination hall, the back foot would have been in the left temple to protect the beauty of the monk's head. But his reputation in the temple is..."

As the other monk spoke, he stopped talking, but shook his head slightly.

The joking monk shook his head and said, "The servant who gave the fat cook a whole body of white meat for the sake of eggs is not our uncle?" Do you think that according to the personality you know, in addition to being happy with the Dharma servant, you can give her eggs to eat? ”

When another monk heard the joke about the monk, he was a little surprised and said, "What? What the?! That, the monk of the Dharma Servant is! Is it Uncle Bu Yan?! If that person knows about this... Fat cooks really can't eat sticks! It is not necessary to kill or maim you!

Anyway, that's... Notoriety, it's really a lot! I heard that back then... When I was in the ordination hall of the temple. Because of his ability to stick a stick, he offended many disciples in the hall very much, so he was not allowed by the ordination hall. And... After he threw himself under the door of the left temple and became the head of the monk in the retreat. There have been fatalities! ... I heard that because of the Buddha field under the fine house, there are farmers who can't pay the grain. Those men from the Zhuang family were beaten to death by him in the field!

But the people who were killed were not a big deal, they were just a few farmers who planted our Buddha fields. The government naturally didn't dare to take care of the affairs of our temple. There is also a left temple guarding the ring hall, and this matter is over.

Gee! I'm afraid the fat chef is really going to end this time! Looking at his fat body and oily fat meat, maybe he can save his life after being beaten by that person because of his fatness. No matter how much he has a way in the temple, as long as this door is not as big as the left temple guard... This stick must be missing food! He didn't want to do the errand in this temple. ”

The joker monk then said after the other monk had finished speaking, "But isn't it? That's why I said that the fat cook had a big accident this time! Don't say that he provoked such a master, it's not easy to mess with. Even if he stole and ate the Dharma servants of other families in the temple, he would definitely not be able to do well. It's just that... It's a shame..."