Chapter Eighty-Five: Eating and Lust
After a sumptuous lunch, An Yi, Hu Zi, and Yin Jinan began to patrol the camp, inspecting the protective trenches, wooden fences, and various sentry posts around the camp, and finally climbed the sturdy five-meter wooden ladder together, walked up to the newly completed watchtower, looked around, and were quite satisfied with the construction results of the brothers in the past three days.
"If the barracks can be built with blue bricks and gray tiles, instead of the temporary wooden houses and tents now, our camp can be used as a long-term garrison of a battalion. Yin Jinan said proudly.
An Yi didn't seem to hear it, took out the binoculars in the holster on his waist and quickly raised them to observe the north, his mouth let out an ambiguous laugh, and he cursed a few foul words from time to time.
Seeing this, Hu Zi and Yin Jinan also took out their binoculars to take a closer look, and saw a dozen brothers in the five rows of monks resting in the river bare-striped and playing water fights, and a few of them stupidly looked at the simple wharf under the big tree on the other side of the river, where several village girls were washing their clothes with mallets, and from time to time secretly glanced at the rude soldiers on the other side.
An Yi adjusted the focus and observed carefully, and found that several village girls were all white and tender, although they were wearing simple blue background floral coarse cloth clothes, but there was a pleasant coquettish charm between their gestures, especially the shy demeanor that wanted to scold but didn't dare to scold loudly, which made An Yi immediately think of why the brothers had been diligent in taking a bath in the past few days.
Hu Zi put away his binoculars and said with a smile: "The village opposite is called Yazipu, which is the larger of the dozen villages around, and a regiment of Tang Shengzhi's Hunan Army is stationed in Dahechang Village, about a kilometer northwest of the village. There are about 320 households in the duck shop, which is a rich land of fish and rice, but unfortunately in the past two years, the war in Hunan has not stopped, most of the sturdy men in the village have been conscripted into the army, and there are basically few left after a battle, especially in the past six months, Tang Shengzhi's department and the direct Ye Kaixin department have fought to the death, and the number of people killed on both sides is nearly 10,000, and the duck shop has almost become a widow's village like several other villages. Since we were stationed here, the brothers went to the river to bathe every day, and many of the Hunan brothers in it were itchy when they saw Qiao Meizi, and they fought with each other from time to time, and the girls on the river were also very spicy, and sometimes they were more explicit than the brothers when they were annoyed, and the brothers liked this tune, and they all chose to go down to the river to bathe when the girl opposite was washing clothes, and several grandchildren also posed to show off their tendons. ”
"Haha...... These grandsons are estimated to be suffocated, especially when they heard that they are preparing to fight a big war, everyone is a little nervous, many of them may not have seen a woman in their lives, what does a woman ** look like, this time is said to work easily and eat well, it is estimated that it is a desire for food and clothing, haha! ”
An Yi raised the binoculars again to admire the simple beauty opposite.
Yin Jinan replied solemnly: "Don't worry, big brother, I won't be sloppy in this regard, this life style problem is often grasped, and I will focus on military discipline tonight." ”
An Yi put away the binoculars and changed his face to an exaggerated look of puzzlement: "Won't it?" Ji Nan, you tell me honestly, did you just look through the telescope and look in detail at half of the white flower exposed by the second big girl on the left side of the small pier on the opposite bank? ”
Yin Jinan was stunned for a moment and blushed, and said with a big smile: "What is this?" I also watched it, who told you to send our telescope so good? The distance of less than 300 meters is clearly illuminated, and even the expressions between the eyebrows of several girls can be seen clearly, we are all big men, look at what's so strange about **? ”
"Ji Nan, you see, the beard is more real than you in this regard, and you never learn those fake Taoist things, didn't you listen to him just now? He knows everything about the duck shop on the other side of the Liuyang River! Maybe the beard of the other person is just looking for an excuse, and he has already gone to the bed of the girl on the other side to reconnoiter the enemy situation and safety hazards, right, beard? Ha ha! An Yi laughed insolently.
The beard didn't care: "The girl hasn't been on the bed, but I've really thought about it, hehe...... Don't you say it, on the first day I came here to choose a camp, Lao Tzu looked at the girls on the opposite side with a telescope, and the little brother in the crotch of his pants didn't fight for it, which made Lao Tzu embarrassed enough, but when he turned his head, Xia Jian's grandsons looked at the girl on the other side of the river in a daze, Lao Tzu secretly glanced at it, and found that none of these grandsons did not hold up the tent in the crotch, haha! It's normal for people, but it's not as dirty as your kid said, I've been to the opposite village, but we are all for the needs of the camp security, none of the brothers are embarrassed in front of the people, honestly ask about the situation and ask for help, the old and young in the village are also polite to us, after figuring out the situation, I will honestly lead the team back, I haven't done anything out of the ordinary, you kid must not plant it indiscriminately, if you let the brothers hear it, it will affect the prestige. ”
"That's it, big brother, don't talk nonsense, it's just a normal hour and it's hurting people again." Yin Jinan was also reluctant, glared at An Yi, and lit a cigarette by himself.
"Hey? I said, what's wrong with you two? looked like Dou E's injustice...... What if you do it? As long as you and I are willing to commit non-violent fornication, which point violates military rules? Don't talk about you, even Lao Tzu is itching in his heart now, if it weren't for my family Chu'er to leave this precious virgin body, Lao Tzu would have secretly swam over tonight, I don't believe that those big girls with rippling spring hearts don't like me to climb into her bed! Ha ha...... Let's go, there are more and more girls washing clothes on the other side, it seems that they are arguing with the brothers, it seems that they were singing and satirizing our soldiers just now, as the commander of the third company, we have to go and support our brothers. Again, a group of big men face to face all day long, how can you do it without some life adjustment? If you don't get sick, you'll be in trouble. Ji Nan, go with the eldest brother, and the eldest brother will teach you a few tricks to pick up girls, so that you don't have to draw maps on the blanket at night. ”
An Yi rushed down the wooden stairs first, the beard laughed and pulled the thin-skinned Yin Jinan to follow behind, An Yi's perversion in the past few days has also made the two of them panic, so they all want to see what ghosts An Yi has come out of.
After a while, An Yi and the three of them came to the stone slab on the shore and stopped, and the brothers who were amused in the river saw An Yi and the three of them, and they were so frightened that they immediately shut their mouths, and they panicked and honestly soaked in the shallow water, not daring to continue to tease the girls opposite. The girls on the opposite side looked at the three chiefs with short guns across the river, and they also closed their mouths one after another, and their brisk singing voices were gone, and they buried their heads in the laundry in a panic, and they all secretly looked at An Yi and a few others without hearing any movement.
An Yi looked at Xia Jian in the water: "Just now, your kid was jumping and jumping like a rooster in heat, what else are you shouting Xiaofang, who is Xiaofang?" ”
Xia Jian in the water pointed to the opposite bank embarrassedly: "The one who wears pink clothes on the second-floor bluestone slab is, I met Hu Lian and Vice President last time I went on a business trip, and I also heard the little song sung by Xiaofang, which is very good...... Don't be angry, company commander! Your subordinates haven't done anything stupid, don't ......."
"Shut up! Look at your little bit of talent, you haven't done it to prove your innocence, prove that you are conscious? Phew! It just proves that you can't do it! You know? Do you dare to say that you don't sleep with Xiaofang at night? ”
An Yi glared at Xia Jian angrily, because he had a loud voice, and deliberately raised a Hunan dialect that he had just learned, word by word, so that more than a dozen girls and daughters-in-law in the river could hear it clearly, and a group of women were so surprised that they forgot to wash their clothes and looked over.
An Yi looked at the girl in pink on the opposite side, turned to the panicked Xia Jian, and lowered his voice: "Hehe! Your kid's military training is first-class, and he also has an eye for the girl, and it is not in vain that Lao Tzu and the beard cultivate you, the girl's fine skin and tender meat are dignified, and her figure is graceful and diligent, which is indeed rare...... Xia Jian, let's say this to you, your kid is also from Hunan, and there are not many opportunities near the water, not to mention that your kid is also the object of our key training, usually relying on his own dog-like appearance is also bullish and coaxing everywhere, this time you have to take out the strength to eat, let a few of our officers and brothers see your ability, if you can get Xiao Fang on the other side before you set off, Lao Tzu will give you an acting platoon commander to do it, and wait for you to apply for promotion as soon as you make meritorious service, If you become a warrant officer platoon commander, you won't be too wronged by other girls. ”
Xia Jian was overjoyed, looked at the other side, and turned to An Yi again: "Company commander, don't play tricks on your little brother......"
"Nonsense! When did Lao Tzu's words stop counting? So many brothers are listening, how dare you, this grandson, question Lao Tzu? What a fucking underwhelming...... In this way, if you don't believe it, Lao Tzu will add fire to you and help your death-fearing and reactionary grandson! ”
An Yi turned to Corporal Huang Yingwu in the water, pointed to his wet head and whispered: "Parrot, you kid can skillfully speak the messy dialects of Hunan, Gui, Hubei, Jiangxi, and Guangdong, and he usually likes to hum small tunes from all over the world when he has nothing to do, showing that he is smart and well-informed. If you do this well, when you get down to Nanjing Lao Tzu and Hu Zi and Ji Nan, you will go to the Central Political and Educational Training Class of the Party Department to study, and you will at least be a second lieutenant when you come out, if your grandson can't teach all the brothers in three days, you will give Lao Tzu 50 round-trips in this Liuyang River. ”
Huang Yingwu was shocked: "Company commander, you have to sing it twice, otherwise I won't be able to remember!" ”
"Twice, huh? Okay, just twice! ”
An Yi strode onto the high stone slab on the side, untied the wind and discipline button, and opened his voice at a group of surprised girls on the other side of the river-"There is a girl named Xiaofang in the village, who is good-looking and kind, with beautiful big eyes, and a thick and long whip - on the night before joining the army, you and I came to this small river, and the tears that have never flowed are like the small river...... Thank you for the love you gave me, I will never forget it for the rest of my life, thank you for giving me a hug and spending a ** night...... La-la, la-la-la, la-la......-la
The straightforward lyrics, simple and beautiful songs, and under An Yi's naturally good voice, immediately moved everyone.
The brothers listened with great emotion, and all of them remembered their teenage years before they became soldiers, and remembered the first girl they had a crush on or care about in their lives, and their hearts resonated with a strong sense of joy and a sense of deep sadness.
Huang Yingwu, who boasted that he could sing the songs of the eight provinces, was even more impressed, and even Yin Jinan, who was bearded and uneasy, forgot everything, staring blankly at the girls opposite and secretly sighed.
The girls stood up in a daze, looking stupidly at An Yi who was laughing across the river, until the shy Xiaofang put away the wooden basin, covered her hot pretty face and fled, the girls came to their senses, and after a burst of laughter, they asked who the tall and handsome singer on the other side was? Why didn't you see this person a few days ago? It seems that the official is not small...... An Yi, who was greatly satisfied, laughed and returned to the camp with Hu Zi and Yin Jinan, Yin Jinan thought about it and asked worriedly: "Big brother, if you light this fire, I'm afraid something will happen!" ”
"Don't worry, nothing will happen, and the biggest thing will be a bunch of villains coming out, haha! The brothers have been holding back for so long, and it is the right way to let them vent, and we can't expect the brothers to work hard for us in political education all day long, right? Gotta give some benefits! Seeing that the war is imminent, I don't know how many brothers will survive, at this time, we don't give the brothers a long-cherished wish, why do we lock them up? If you really have a regret, our brother has a guilty conscience! ”
An Yi said something emotionally, and was also very sad to see Hu Zi and Yin Jinan, so he made another decision: "After the training in the afternoon, Jinan, you will give each of the brothers five oceans, this money will not be brought to life and death, and it is too cumbersome to carry it to the battlefield, it is better to let the brothers take advantage of the rest and recuperation in the past few days to go out for a walk, especially the brothers from Hunan have long been homesick, let them have more money, and those who buy something to visit relatives and friends also have face." ”
Hu Zi nodded: "I agree, anyway, we have a lot of money right now, and the grandsons of the Quartermaster Department also secretly accepted our five provinces general coupons for us to exchange for the ocean, so it is completely loosened, and now is the critical period to boost morale, it should be sent!" ”
"But, haven't we just been paid for a few days? With so much money in the brothers' pockets at once, don't you both worry about the brothers taking the money to scoop and gamble? Yin Jinan asked worriedly.
An Yi laughed: "How about going to the scoop?" Chief Jiang Dingwen and a few seniors and battalion chiefs of the first and second phases arrived in Changsha, who didn't go out to scoop? Only our three brothers are stupid, building camps and training every day, for fear of being bored and panicked when they are idle. But your words reminded me, after sending Dayang Lao Tzu announced the ban on gambling, and left those squad leaders to teach them how to bargain and how to find genuine girls, otherwise they will be unjust and unjust people who have spent money and are not happy, and it will insult Lao Tzu's reputation, haha! ”
"Yikes! How dare you? Yin Jinan's eyes widened.
An Yi laughed and pointed to his beard: "What don't you dare?" It has to be done, huh, beard? Ha ha! Ji Nan, didn't you see how ambiguous the beard smiled was? Tonight, you will sneak into the duck shop across the river with a small boat with Beard, and let Beard find you a yellow flower girl, he can't hold back when he is ripe, haha......"
(To be continued)