Chapter 580: Dengzi Pervert

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Mei Duo's tall chest rose and fell rapidly, looking at him, and smiled innocently, it was obvious that she didn't understand Zuo Shaoyang's words. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Immediately, Meadow stepped forward and reached out to pull him.

Zuo Shaoyang obediently let her pull, also smiled, pointed to himself, and used two fingers to learn the way to walk, pointing to the distance. Meaning let yourself go.

Mei Duo understood, shook his head, said a few words in Tibetan, pulled him back, and reached out to pick something in his arms.

Taking advantage of her distraction, the gold needle spray in Zuo Shaoyang's other hand swished out a golden needle, and the two were very close, jumping right in the middle of the plum ring!

Meadow groaned and fell limply in the grass.

Zuo Shaoyang broke free of her hand, turned around and ran, just ran out, and felt that it was inappropriate, and her mouth should be blocked, so he turned back and reached out to touch the handkerchief on his body, but the coat had already been taken off to use the golden cicada to shed the shell, and the handkerchief was placed in the pocket of the coat. It seems that the only way to find a handkerchief is Meadow.

He squatted down and was about to search for Mei Duo's handkerchief, when he suddenly found that Mei Duo had a short flute in his mouth, and he couldn't find it if he wasn't careful. I secretly screamed in my heart, and at this moment, I heard a sharp voice flying out of Mei Duo's mouth, as sharp as a cracked brocade, and spread far away.

She's calling for her companions!

Zuo Shaoyang turned around and fled, this time he ran down the hill, so that he could run farther.

However, he found that he was like a monkey, and he couldn't escape from the Five Fingers Mountain of the Buddha. The same shrill whistles sounded, one after another, as if to determine their respective positions, and the whistle soon came towards Zuo Shaoyang like a pocket.

When Zuo Shaoyang heard the whistle sounding from the front and back, he knew that he couldn't run away, so Suo sat on the grass.

Soon, Da Longxin was the first to find Zuo Shaoyang, and the rest also arrived, as well as Mei Duo, Zuo Shaoyang used a golden needle to shoot acupuncture points, which can only make people paralyzed for a moment, more than a meal, less can be relieved by a cup of tea, for those who have martial arts, this time is shorter, Mei Duo is the protector of the teaching, and his martial arts are very good, so he can move in a moment.

Da Longxin knelt down and kowtowed to apologize, then raised his finger to point at Zuo Shaoyang again, Zuo Shaoyang raised his hand and said, "Slow!" Don't order it, I'm about to die from the bumps before. This time I'm really going with you, I'm not going to run away, I can't escape anyway. Take me a horse to ride, and I will follow you. ”

Daronshin shook his head: "Your Holiness, please forgive us, we have to take away your secret weapon, you can not point the acupuncture, but you have to ride a horse with Meadow." After that, he took Zuo Shaoyang's golden needle canister, and then Mei Duo carried Zuo Shaoyang back to the place where he had rested before, and the horses were still standing there obediently.

Mei Duo first helped Zuo Shaoyang get on the horse, then turned over on the horse himself, sat behind Zuo Shaoyang, put one hand around his waist, and controlled the reins with the other. Mei Duo's riding skills are very clever, although he is separated by Zuo Shaoyang, he is still in control.

The group continued to gallop west.

Zuo Shaoyang looked forward to them being able to pass through the town, so that he would desperately roll under the horse, pretending to be dead and not getting up, and when someone from the government came and took out the emperor's holy decree, he would be saved. But his wishful thinking was so good that Daronsin and the others did not even enter the town, and even walked around the small market town.

Zuo Shaoyang sat leaning on Mei Duo, the ghee on her body smelled very strong, Zuo Shaoyang was very unaccustomed to it at first, but slowly got used to it, and felt that it was quite fragrant.

Mei Duo almost held him in his arms, and now it was summer again, Zuo Shaoyang could clearly feel her plump chest fluttering on his back with the horse galloping, but the horse's back was already in such a little place, and Mei Duo was afraid that he would jump off the horse, so he hugged him very tightly.

They galloped along a trail in the mountains, next to which was a clear river, the water of which was quiet, and the cool breeze was gentle in the scorching heat, and it was very pleasant to ride horses.

Zuo Shaoyang began to talk to her and asked, "Mei Duo?" ”

"Huh?" Mei Duo could naturally understand that Zuo Shaoyang was calling his name.

"Where are we going in the Western Regions?" Zuo Shaoyang asked.

Mei Duo couldn't understand this sentence, smiled innocently, and didn't answer.

Zuo Shaoyang slowed down and said again, but Mei Duo still didn't know. Zuo Shaoyang turned his head to Da Longxin behind him and shouted, "Hey! Come here! ”

Daroncin's horse caught up and went hand in hand with Meadow's horse. Zuo Shaoyang asked, "Doesn't Mei Duo speak Chinese?" ”

"No, it won't." Da Longxin said in a rather stiff tone, "Of the five of us, I am the only one who can speak Chinese. ”

"How do you know Chinese?"

"His Holiness taught me the Chinese master."

"Oh? Do you still have a Chinese teacher? ”

"Yes, this Chinese teacher was invited by King Zhangxiong from the Tang Dynasty, and he invited several of them and gave us one of the Gangren Buche Mandalas. His Holiness and I were good friends when we were young, and I went to Mandala with him to learn Chinese with him, so I knew Chinese. ”

"Well, how far are we going?"

"Very far."

"How far is it?"

"It's going on the road normally, maybe half a year."

"Damn! So far? Zuo Shaoyang muttered, and said: "You teach me a few words of Tibetan, so that I can talk to Mei Duo, otherwise I will be like a dumb person." ”

"Okay, what does His Holiness want to learn?"

"Can I learn whatever I want?"

"Of course, His Holiness must learn Tibetan as soon as possible if he wants to do things in Tibetan and talk to the believers, and when you arrive at the Mandala of Kailash, we will ask the teacher of His Holiness in the previous life to teach you Tibetan."

"Alright, now you can teach me a few words, so I can talk to Meadow."

"Okay,"

Zuo Shaoyang turned his head and said to Mei Duo: "You plug your ears!" ”

Mei Duo naturally couldn't understand what he was saying, and looked at Daronsin suspiciously. Darongsin smiled and translated in Tibetan to Meadow, who didn't know what His Holiness was asking her to do with her ears plugged, maybe they were going to say something secret that she couldn't let herself hear. Darongxin is the Left Dharma Elder, and together with the Right Dharma Elder, he is second only to the Dharma King. Mei Duo is only a Dharma protector, and the orders of the Dharma Protector must be obeyed. So he quickly plugged his ears with his fingers.

Zuo Shaoyang smiled and asked Da Longxin: "Okay, let's start, let me ask you first, what does Mei Duo's name mean?" ”

"Plum blossom means flower."

"Flowers? Hehe," Zuo Shaoyang squinted and turned his head to look at Mei Duo's swarthy face, "This black rose is really strong." ”

"Hehe, yes, Mei Duo is a hard-working child, an abandoned orphan, who grew up eating hundreds of meals in the mandala. When I was a child, I herded cattle and sheep, and practiced martial arts with the warrior monks in the mandala, so I grew very strong. ”

"And what do you mean by Daronsin?"

"My original name was 'Da Long', which means tiger, I was a brother when I was a child with the Dharma King in my previous life, and later I learned that he was the reincarnation of the Dharma King, and when he entered the mandala, he took me with him, and when I grew up, His Holiness made me an elder of the Gong Transmission Profession, and called me 'Darong Gusin', referred to as Da Long Sin, so called it."

"So that's the case, so what do Qijia, Pajia and Qizhu mean?"

Daronsin smiled: "Qijia means dog shit, Paga is pig shit, and Qizhu is a puppy." The three of them are all children of poor families, and most of the older brothers and sisters in front of them have died, and their parents are worried that they will not grow up, so they take such a lowly name to support them. ”

"Hehe, it turns out that the Tibetans also have this saying, and the Han people also call their children 'stones', 'dog leftovers' or something, also to feed."

"Yes, parents are the same all over the world."

"Well, alright, let's start learning Tibetan." Zuo Shaoyang tilted his head and thought about it, then glanced at Mei Duo again, and asked Da Long Xin: "How do you say 'you are so beautiful' in Tibetan?" ”

Daronsin taught this sentence with a smile.

"Oh," Zuo Shaoyang tilted his head to remember in his heart, and asked again: "'You have a good surname', how do you say it in Tibetan?" ”

Darongxin was embarrassed: "Dharma King, this ......"

"What, that, isn't there the word 'surname' in Tibetan?"

"Yes, yes!" Daronsin scratched his head and taught him how to speak.

Zuo Shaoyang remembered it again and asked again: "Uh, this sentence - 'I like you, I want to have sex with you, are you willing?'" How do you say it in Tibetan? ”

"Huh?" Daronsin almost fell off his horse, grabbed the saddle steadily, and said, "This ......"

Zuo Shaoyang glared and said, "Didn't you say that I want to learn everything and teach me?" Teach! ”

Da Longxin's cold sweat came down, and he was stunned for a long time, and finally blushed and held back to teach him.

"Don't lie to me!"

"No, it won't! Don't dare to deceive the Dharma King. ”

Meadow kept plugging her ears with her fingers, and the hooves of several horses were so quick that she couldn't hear what the two of them were talking again, but just stared at them with wide eyes.

Zuo Shaoyang tried to turn his head over, looked at Mei Duo, and said with a confused smile: "Mei Duo!" ”

"Huh?"

Zuo Shaoyang said in the half-baked Tibetan he had just learned: "And let the thief Buxi not read (you are so beautiful!)" )”

Mei Duo was stunned for a moment, then two blushes appeared on her face, and she said shyly in Tibetan: "Squat and send Ma Ya (don't praise me like this)." ”

Zuo Shaoyang didn't understand this sentence, and he didn't care, he squeezed out a more silvery smile on his face, and said in the Tibetan he had just learned: "Let the waiter Suo Xiu Ji read Ga!" (Hello surname!) )”

Mei Duo sighed, I don't know why the Dharma King said this, this is the taste of teasing, Mei Duo's face is as red as the rising sun. Embarrassed and embarrassed, he lowered his head in a panic.

Zuo Shaoyang was unforgiving, arched Mei Duo's towering chest with his shoulders, and said with a silver smile: "Mei Duo! ”

"Huh?" Mei Duo looked up at him shyly.

"Ah, let Tang Qi pile up, only to say? (I want to have sex with you, would you?) )”

Mei Duo's delicate body shook, almost slipped off the horse's buttocks, and quickly grabbed Zuo Shaoyang's waist. His face was red and white for a while, and he didn't know why Zuo Shaoyang suddenly said such a Tibetan sentence, and looked at Da Longxin with shame and embarrassment.

Daronsin smiled helplessly.

Zuo Shaoyang said it again. At the end, he repeated the Tibetan phrase: "Is it okay?" ”

Mei Duo trembled in panic, not knowing whether to nod or shake her head.

Zuo Shaoyang laughed, turned his face sideways and kissed her hot face.

This time, Mei Duo screamed, the reins in his hand were pulled out of control, this time it was broken, a pull of the reins, this is the meaning of letting the horse stop advancing, and the horse is galloping forward, pulling the reins suddenly, the horse's head was pulled back violently, and suddenly the road in front of him could not be seen, and the front was just a turn, this is the sheep intestine trail, the road is very narrow, relying on the habitual surname, the horse rushed forward, actually rushed out of the mountain road, and fell to the riverside rocks!

The moment the horse rushed out of the path, Mei Duo had already woken up from her shyness. She reacted very quickly, stepped on her feet, and took Zuo Shaoyang into the air, and the horse fell heavily into the rocks by the river, and her brain burst to death!

Mei Duo held Zuo Shaoyang and used the power of that kick to fly forward, and finally pounced and fell into the river.

Mei Duo grew up in the grassland, although there are many lakes and rivers in the grassland, but they are all snowmelt from icebergs, and the water is very cold, so almost no one swims in the rivers and lakes, except for the bathing festival, a simple soak in the sacred lake for a while, and take a bath. So Meadow doesn't know the surname water at all. Falling into a small river is like a weighing stone sinking to the bottom of the water!

Zuo Shaoyang's surname is very good, there is a Qingshui River next to his hometown, and when he was in elementary school, he was able to dive from this side of the river to the other side of the river with a fierce son.

The moment he fell into the water, Zuo Shaoyang took advantage of Mei Duo's panic after falling into the water and didn't know the surname of Shui, quickly broke free from her embrace, and a fierce man dived away. He wanted to use the turbulent water to sneak away, the path and the river would eventually fork, and it was estimated that Daronxin and the others would not know water, and it was impossible to go down to the river to chase him, so he could get rid of them.

He deliberately learned those words from Da Long Xin to Mei Duo just now, originally wanting them to have a bad impression of himself and not to be the Dharma King himself, but he didn't expect that by mistake, the horse rushed out of the trail, and the two fell into the water. Hit crookedly, just take advantage of this opportunity to escape!

He was about to dive and escape, when he heard Mei Duo struggling desperately in the water behind him, but his body sank to the bottom of the water disobediently!

Mei Duo twisted her body in horror, her hair scattered in the water, covering her face, the refraction of the light in the water, flickering and dimming, her big eyes widened, she opened her mouth to swallow the river water, and strings of bubbles bubbled up.

Zuo Shaoyang knew that Mei Duo was dead!

Looking at Mei Duo's dying tragedy, he suddenly remembered Mei Duo's shy expression just now, if it weren't for his crazy words, how could Mei Duo panic to the point of falling off the road cliff? If it hadn't been for Mei Duo carrying herself forward and falling into the water, she would have fallen to her death in the rubble by the river, just like the horse!

Meadow saved herself, but did she have to watch her drown?

Forget it, it's still important to save people, escape, there will be a chance in the future!

Thinking of this, Zuo Shaoyang turned around and dived back, supported Mei Duo's armpits from behind, and lifted her out of the water!

Mei Duo gasped for air, coughing incessantly, and wiped the water from her face with her hands.

On the riverbank, Da Longxin and the other four people ran forward along the riverbank, shouting anxiously, seeing that Zuo Shaoyang in the river had lifted Mei Duo out of the river, they all screamed in surprise.

Zuo Shaoyang's mind turned, and he swam to the other side of the river with Mei Duo, he was going to put Mei Duo on the other side of the river, and then dive to escape. However, Meadow seemed to have discovered his intentions, and the river grabbed his two arms with his backhand in desperation, and died on the ground.

Zuo Shaoyang hurriedly said: "Quickly let go, otherwise we will both drown!" ”

Mei Duo said a few words, Zuo Shaoyang couldn't understand it, but Da Longxin on the other side of the river translated loudly: "Mei Duo said, either you will return to this side of the river together, or she will die with you!" ”

"Hey, hey!" Zuo Shaoyang stepped on the water and said angrily, "I saved your life!" Why do you want me to die with you instead? ”

Darongsin translated with Meadow in Tibetan, and Meadow said a few more words. Darongsin translated: "Mei Duo said: You are the Dharma King, you must go back to the Gangren Buche mandala with us, that is your home, even if she dies, she will escort you back to the mandala." Jerjiao can't do without you! ”

"This brainshit!" Zuo Shaoyang scolded angrily, "Okay! Then let's swim downstream together! Let's see who can beat whom! ”

Zuo Shaoyang held Mei Duo and drifted downstream.

At this moment, a thin lasso flew out of the male protector Qijia's hand, drawing a beautiful arc in the air, which landed on the two of them, and then jerked tightly, firmly binding the two of them!

"What are you doing?" Zuo Shaoyang said angrily, wanting to reach out to untie the rope, but his hands had been firmly grasped by Mei Duo, and he couldn't break free, and before he could figure out a way, his body had been pulled by Qijia on the shore and leaned towards the shore quickly. Soon we were on the side of the river.

Paga and Qi Zhu jumped into the water and helped them to the shore.

Mei Duo let go of Zuo Shaoyang and lay on the shore panting.

Zuo Shaoyang didn't expect that the other party still had this hand, so he had to lie on the shore and keep panting.

Daronsin and the others knelt beside him, and said in fear: "The Dharma King is frightened, are you okay?" ”

"What a fart!" Zuo Shaoyang didn't have a good airway, "I almost fell to my death, and I was almost dragged into the water by this stinky girl and drowned!" Now it's like a chicken in soup, what's good? ”

Mei Duo hurriedly rolled over and fell to her knees, kowtowing on the river beach, and kept saying something in Tibetan.

Daronsin translated: "Mei Duo said that she was wrong, sorry for the Dharma King, please punish the Dharma King." ”

"Punishment? Of course, there is a penalty! Tell her to sleep with me tonight! Zuo Shaoyang said with a big grin, looking like a disciple, "By the way, when we come to our sect, we will call all the beautiful girls, those who are married and those who are not married, to accompany me!" Do you hear that? ”

A few words shocked Da Longxin and the others to look at each other, Mei Duo was even more red-faced, her head was lowered and her whole body trembled slightly, and she didn't know whether she was shy or frightened or afraid.

Zuo Shaoyang said this head-on, he had to give the other party the impression of a disciple, make them disgusted with themselves, and shake their thoughts of inviting themselves to be the Dharma King.

Unexpectedly, Da Longxin kowtowed and said, "Obey the decree of the Dharma King!" When they go back, their subordinates will arrange a draft, and it is their honor to be favored by the king! ”

Mei Duo also kowtowed and said a few words in Tibetan, and Da Long translated with a hard face: "Mei Duo said that she is very happy to be favored by His Holiness and is very willing to serve His Holiness, which is the honor of her life. ”

(To be continued)