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Chen Sanlang lived in the countryside when he was a child in his last life, and he knew that chickens were very honest after sleeping in the nest, as long as they were not too rough, they could move it however they wanted.

But according to the memory of this life, the reason why the free-range Luhua big rooster has been living proudly until now is because there is a very fierce big black dog next to the chicken coop, and when the dog barks, it will naturally wake people up.

However, this is difficult to be an expert, the so-called 'stealing chickens and touching dogs' is one, he has several methods, can catch the stupid dog and the stupid chicken, only considering the amount of food of the three brothers and the difficulty of the aftermath, only temporarily put a meal of dog meat on the stupid dog.

He put his two younger brothers to sleep, and it was dark outside. At this time, in rural areas, the sun rises and the sun rests, and people go to bed as soon as it gets dark. Chen Sanlang tiptoed to the outside of the shed where the hired workers were sleeping, and after waiting for a long time, he heard snoring one after another.

He relaxed, Shi Shiran stepped out of the shadows, sniffled, and found his target outside the door. He crouched down happily and picked up the thing with a twig...... It was a stinking shoe.

As soon as he got closer, he almost turned his back on his breath: 'Damn, it stinks...... 'This has to be the best sweaty feet, from new wear to broken, and it has not been brushed once, so it can have a ** smell.

That's exactly what he does with dogs...... Everything in the world has an irresistible temptation, just like cats will be crazy about the taste of wood ginseng, and dogs will not be able to resist the taste of butyric acid. Butyric acid is a rancid sour smell that is found in salted fish and cheese, but it is not as pure as stinky shoes and stinky socks.

If there are conditions, he can steal chickens and dogs and make it an elegant thing, but the current conditions are simple, and he can only adapt measures to local conditions, and he can only have the effect and not demeanor.

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In the deep blue sky, there is a bright moon, and under the moon is a boundless sea of bamboo. On the shore of the bamboo sea is a sparkling silver lake, and the lake is silent. Only a thin boy, pinching his nose and carrying the stinky shoe, crept to the shack where the bamboo charcoal was stacked...... No matter how perverted a person is, it is impossible to raise a dog in order to protect a chicken, and the main task of the big black dog is to take care of the burned bamboo charcoal. The big rooster is just nesting within its guard range.

In the old days, as soon as he walked here, the big black dog would bark, but today the dog peeked out of the den, shrugged its nose and wagged its tail, staring at the stinky shoe, and the dog's mouth whined and flattered.

Chen Sanlang Shi Shiran walked up to the big black dog and put the stinky shoes on the ground. The big dog whined and barked, and threw himself on the stinky shoes and intoxicated himself smelling and licking.

"It's really an extraordinary hobby...... although he knows that this method is easy to use, but Chen Sanlang can't help but sigh every time, he squatted down and stroked the back of the big black dog's neck with the right force, the big black dog enjoyed the delicious food while enjoying the massage, and he was about to cry out with happiness, and his mouth purred with satisfaction.

After a while, the big black dog completely defected, and if Chen Sanlang untied the dog leash at this time, it designated to follow. But there is also a way to steal, chickens and dogs are not left is a bastard thing that bandits do, and a thief with good character like Saburo has always been stealing chickens and keeping dogs, or stealing dogs and keeping chickens, and never doing it.

After the set, Chen Sanlang no longer disturbed the dog to enjoy the delicious food, he walked to the chicken coop, first spread the tattered clothes on the ground, and then gently opened the cage door, and saw the big rooster that still maintained a proud posture when sleeping.

The most heart-wrenching scene happened, but unfortunately there was no audience.

Under the cold moonlight, only a handsome young man in rags, slowly and steadily stretched out his hands, and his mouth made a low 'coo' sound, which is strange to say, the big rooster who is alive on weekdays seems to be trapped by a mysterious force, and he does not make noise or escape, so he is obediently held by San Lang with both hands, let him pluck a long feather from his wings, and steadily thrust it into the back of his head - he went to another world with a flick of his legs, and he did not make any sound from beginning to end, and did not even shed a drop of blood.

It's hard to say, but from start to finish, it's just a few breaths. Chen Sanlang rolled up his clothes calmly, tied the big on his back, and then hooked his hand at the big black dog, and the big black dog flattered the dog's head.

Chen Sanlang touched the dog's head, but with a slight kick under his feet, he kicked the stinky shoes out of the range that the dog could reach.

The big dog suddenly whined aggrievedly, and he comforted him a few more times before he was relieved.

Chen Sanlang picked up the stinky shoe and left.

The big dog reluctantly wags his tail to say goodbye, of course, most of them are reluctant to give up their own deliciousness......

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After putting the stinky shoes back in their place, Chen Sanlang went back to carry firewood, called his two younger brothers, and took them through the mountains and mountains, and walked out for several miles, only by a pond in the bamboo forest, he disemboweled the big rooster and took out the dirty things and washed them, and did not pluck the feathers, but only wrapped the chicken tightly with water and a ball of mud.

Seeing him paste the chicken with mud, the two children with infinite expectations were all dumbfounded, how can this be eaten? But they have blind trust in the third brother, and honestly watch him concoct, but they inevitably beat the drum in their hearts.

Chen Sanlang didn't explain to them, and roasted his hands and feet with a quick fire. After roasting for a while, there is a faint sweet fragrance in the mud. When the wet mud dried and turned yellow, the fragrance from the cracks in the burned mud became more and more intense, and the two children moved their index fingers and circled around the fire like puppies, and couldn't help urging: "Okay?" "Soon?"

After they asked seventy-two times, Chen Sanlang laughed, and used a wooden stick to pull the roasted chicken called flower brick from the fire to the washed big bluestone, knocked off the mud shell, and the chicken feathers fell with the mud, but seeing that the chicken skin was golden and fragrant, the two children immediately drooled......

Chen Sanlang inhaled slightly, tore the whole chicken while it was hot, pulled a chicken leg and handed it to Xiao Liulang, and said to Goro: "Don't be stunned, eat!" ”

"Oh......" Gorou swallowed his saliva and reached out to tear a piece of chicken breast to eat.

Chen Sanlang also tore a piece of chicken and sent it to his mouth to taste, it was surprisingly rich in chicken aroma and tender in taste, without using any seasoning, or even without salt, he could satisfy this gourmet.

While it was hot, the three brothers divided a large chicken and ate it. After a while, it was like a whirlwind, only a pile of white chicken bones remained, and the three brothers leaned comfortably together, Xiao Liulang licked his fingers while still unfinished: "I really want to eat every day......"

"As long as Liulang is obedient, every once in a while, the third brother will give you a tooth sacrifice!" Chen Sanlang touched his little belly with a smile and said, "But you have to promise, don't talk about eating chicken today!" ”

"Why?" Korokuro stared at him in bewilderment.

"The old witch is going to be mad, you don't want the third brother to be beaten, right?"

"I don't want to ......," Korokuro shook his head vigorously and said, "I won't tell anyone." ”

"Well, when people ask, what did you eat last night, they say 'cake'. When I asked you what you were doing, I said 'sleepy', remember? Chen Sanlang instructed.

"Well, remember, the cake sleeps ......," Korokuro nodded seriously.

After repeatedly telling the younger brother a few times, Chen Sanlang turned to Golang. Seeing that bitter and hateful face, I felt so relieved, so I only patted him on the shoulder.

It wasn't early, Chen Saburo fetched water to extinguish the fire, buried the chicken bones, and took turns with Gorou to carry the sleeping Rokuro on his back and quietly slipped back to the nest.

When I went back, it was already the second half of the night, and the two brothers were so tired that they didn't wash their faces, so they slept with their heads covered.

There was no rooster crow, and everyone in the audience slept very sweetly, and only when the day dawned was they woken up by the sharp scolding of the old goddess. Rubbing their sleepy eyes, the hired workers saw that the sun was out outside, and they couldn't help but wonder, why didn't the chickens crow today?

'It's not like you're finally getting what you deserve, is it?' The hired men were already very tired of this mean and stingy Hou, but because the contract was not yet completed, they had to swallow their anger. Now that she was finally deflated, they all gloated.

I really let them guess, and when they put on their clothes and walked to the yard, they saw the old pious woman Hou, standing in front of the chicken coop with angry teeth and claws, and pouring foul words from her mouth: "Where did you come from to kill the straight lady thief, dare to steal the old lady's chicken, you have to find him out and squeeze the egg ball!" ”

"No wonder the chickens don't crow today, it turns out that Mrs. Chen has been replaced." There was a mean tongue and laughed.

"Liu Monkey, the most thief is you, I think eighty percent of it was stolen by you!" Hou Shi couldn't find anyone to get angry, so he scolded and scolded: "Return my chickens quickly!" ”

"Mrs. Chen has figured it out, we are good people, and we can't tolerate your slander!" Liu Monkey jumped up and said angrily: "You might as well inquire, I, Liu Monkey, have been in a few charcoal farms, but there is one who says that my hands and feet are not clean?!" ”

Don't look at these people working for her, but they are not like the previous dynasty, selling themselves for a day and living as slaves. The Great Song Dynasty forbade the buying and selling of slaves. All hired hands are freemen...... That is, the identity of a beloved, just to make a living, sign a contract with the employer in the government for three or five years, and sell labor within the time limit.

Once the contract expires, they are free to leave, and if they want to go to other places to earn a living, or change careers, a clean net worth is a prerequisite...... This in turn involves the so-called neighborhood mutual insurance and industry mutual insurance. But everything that has to deal with the government, such as buying a house, opening a store, and running a road guide, needs to be insured by neighbors or workers, and once the reputation is broken, it will be difficult to move an inch.

So no matter how lazy Liu Monkey is, he doesn't dare to joke about his reputation.

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