Chapter 1: Rebirth Liu Xie
"Brother Ma, the judge said that we have a leak again! The kid who has just been detained has not yet reached the end of his life, and he still has eighty years to live! The bull touched the horns and muttered to a donkey-faced horse-faced brother.
Brother Ma Mian pulled the old 10,000-year-old donkey face, thought about it, and said: "This matter is simple, let's go and inform the judge, and directly send that kid to the Reincarnation Hall and kick him in the ass!" ”
"But Brother Ma, we have done this many times, every time we do this, these people have not registered with Meng Po, and as a result, they have rewritten history in a mess because they have not registered with Meng Po, and they have rewritten history in a mess, and the Emperor of Hades has realized it! Wouldn't it be inappropriate to do this again? ”
"Whew! What is this? Let's just say that the reincarnation system is malfunctioning, and someone takes the opportunity to smuggle in! What's the matter with us? As long as the parties don't shout! ”
"So what benefits should we give him this time? We don't have many treasures left, and we have to honor the officials and appease these parties! ”
Brother Ma Mian's donkey face was pulled down, and he said hesitantly: "It's simpler, go back and call that kid back to the yang world, and burn more money for us!" Isn't there an old saying in the yang world? - The wool comes from the sheep! ”
"Brother Ma, what's there? Old Niu, I only have one Dragon Soul Pill here! ”
"Dragon Soul Pill, hey, this is a good baby! Although we can only solidify the soul, but for the yang people, it can wash the muscles and cut the marrow, condense the dragon qi of heaven and earth, and then become as strong as a dragon, and the dragon spirit and tiger are fierce...... I just happen to have a dragon qi here, if it is used with the Dragon Soul Pill, it is really a match made in heaven! If this guy gets them, he will have to be reincarnated as an emperor, and going back can bring us countless benefits! Let's go for a walk, let's talk to that kid, I don't believe this kid is not tempted! ”
"These two treasures can really make me as powerful as a dragon and the golden gun will not fall? Can you go back to ancient times and be an emperor? Liu Jie looked at these two unreliable bull-headed and horse-faced brothers with some disbelief. The guy who can even detain a soul can guarantee that there will be no other leaks? can think of the picture that Brother Bull Tou Ma Mian showed him...... That is, his body in the yang world has been incinerated! In this way, there are not many choices left for him.
"It's true! Old cow, I can swear in the name of the emperor of Hades. The bull touched the horns and swore an oath.
Liu Jie thought for a while, shook his head and said: "No, no, no, it is recorded in the book of life and death that I still have eighty years of life to end, if I go back to ancient times and become an emperor and am accidentally hunted down, what should I do?" Two brothers, do you have Jiuyang Divine Skill here for me to learn? ”
"Nope!"
"What about the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending?"
"Nope!"
"Then there is always the Yijin Sutra, right? This is Buddhism martial arts, and as a relevant department of Buddhism, you won't have it! ”
"We're ghosts, what's the use of that?"
"Those two brothers, do you have a search system such as Baidu and Brother Gu?"
"No, no, no...... Nothing! Are you going or not? "Brother Niutou's cow face has already chased Brother Mamian's donkey face!
In the end, it was Brother Ma Mian who came forward and said: "Boy, you don't have to worry, with these two treasures we gave you, no matter what martial arts you learn in the future, you will be able to learn it as soon as you learn it, and you will be reborn in the emperor's house, will you still not be able to find the best martial arts for you to learn?" ”
"Why don't you teach me a wall-piercing technique?"
"......" The horse's face twitched, and said with a smile: "This is the innate ability of ghosts and gods, I can't teach it!" ”
"What about the clairvoyant eye?"
"We haven't even learned it ourselves!"
"......" Liu Jie secretly slandered to himself, this bull-headed horse-faced brother is really bad!
At this time, Ma Mian pulled down the bull's head and stepped aside, and the bull head muttered, "Brother Ma, don't you still have a dragon bone dementor spear that was broken from the last refining?" Although that thing is a useless remnant in our hands, when it comes to the yang world, it is a real divine weapon! It's better to give it to him, and send this second cargo away quickly, so as not to leak the news. Well, Lao Niu, I still have a set of overlord marksmanship that the Chu Overlord used to curry favor with Lao Niu, so I'll give him it too! ”
So, Liu Jie was fooled by Niu Tou Ma Mian to go to the Reincarnation Palace, and then under the foot of these two irresponsible guys, he took the three treasures and a set of marksmanship and disappeared into the reincarnation path. As a result, I could only hear his voice of 'I want to complain' faintly coming from the path of reincarnation.
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"I want to complain! I want to complain! I'm going to ......"
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty...... Thank you for your grace! Thank you Gaozu Shengde! Your Majesty, you have finally woken up, what do you want? Lodge? Oh no, no, Your Majesty, if you endure for a while, Huayin will be almost here, and when I reach Huayin, Your Majesty will be able to rest! ”
Liu Jie's eyes were rolling, and when he looked around, he found that he was lying on a TV to see the carriage, and many people around him were staring at him with a happy face, these people were wearing red and black ancient robes, wearing a high crown, and a stubbled beard, dressed as an ancient costume.
Behind these men were a circle of armor-piercing and helmet-wearing armor, but the armor was scattered, the spears were crooked, and they looked like 'I am a deserter'.
"Your Majesty is awake, Your Majesty is awake, thank God, thank God! Heaven will not kill my big man, heaven will not die my big man! ”
Listening to the cries of 'Heaven will not die, my big man' came around, Liu Jie felt that his head hurt again.
He didn't expect that he had just done a good deed, and before he got the Good Citizen Award, he was directly taken to the underworld by the irresponsible bull-headed horse-faced brothers, and as a result, for the temptation of the 'emperor' in their mouths, he took three so-called treasures and a set of marksmanship into his soul, and was directly kicked into the path of reincarnation, and he didn't even give him the opportunity to carefully choose the dynasty and identity...... And the most hateful thing is that he has become an emperor, but this emperor ......
Nimei's! This is Liu Xie, the king of the dead country! Although he is also called Liu Jie, this Liu Jie is not that Liu Xie! You can't do that!
Liu Jie wants to cry without tears, oh no, it should be called Liu Xie now! Although he doesn't have a deep understanding of the history of the Three Kingdoms, he hasn't seen much of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms!
If he came out of his mother's womb, maybe he still had a chance to turn things around, but ...... Ni Mei! It's been two years since Duxingping! Liu Xie ran back to Luoyang from Chang'an, if he arrived in Luoyang and fell into the hands of Cao Ying, he, the emperor, would really become a 'dragon in a cage'.
I'm going to strangle xx! Brother Bull Tou Ma Mian, do you dare to be responsible? Although the emperor is good, what is good about the king of the dead country? An emperor who can't even keep his wife and children, what do I mean by doing it? Liu Xie scolded the irresponsible bull-headed horse-faced brothers in his heart.
Qiang ......
Just when Liu Xie was secretly cursing the bull head and horse, suddenly, a red light fell from the sky, with a majestic momentum, directly bombarded the army of the migratory army.
Almost all the horses, after being shocked by this momentum, gave up their hooves and fell directly to the ground and screamed.
The people panicked, frightened, and shouted to dodge the sweeping energy, but it was in vain. However, everyone soon discovered that although this energy had a murderous aura, it did not hurt them in the slightest.
It wasn't until the strong wind disappeared, revealing the blood-red spear in the strong wind, that everyone breathed a sigh of relief. But in my heart, I was secretly surprised, how could a blood spear fall from the sky here, and why did this blood spear that fell from the sky only enter the ground three feet and stopped? Could this really be the manifestation of the ancestors, a gift from God?
So, some people ran to report the matter to His Majesty, while others went to the Qi Seeker and asked them to calculate whether it was a blessing or a curse for the blood gun to fall from the sky!
At this time, Liu Xie was gradually merging with the memory of the original Liu Xie. But soon, Liu Xie felt the pain all over his body, like ten thousand ants drilling into his body. Although his senses were clear and the Lingtai was clear, his eyelids were so heavy that he couldn't lift them at all.
And the accompanying imperial doctor was also shocked when he saw that layers of dirt and grease were overflowing on the surface of Liu Xie's body, but after checking Liu Xie's pulse, he was slightly relieved, but he was extremely puzzled why such an abnormal thing appeared on Liu Xie's body?
The only way to let people wipe Liu Xie's body and remove dirt is to check Liu Xie's pulse from time to time, hoping that there will be no more demon moths.
Two hours later, Liu Xie woke up from that bone-eating state, got up and yawned and stretched, and the bones of his whole body crackled like burning beans under his slight movements. frightened the imperial doctor next to him and the woman who served him with him dumbfounded.
"The Emperor...... Your Majesty, you ...... Are you alright? You...... You seem to have grown taller! The woman said with her mouth covered.
Hearing the woman say this, the imperial doctor also came back to his senses and looked Liu Xie up and down, although Liu Xie was still sitting, but the imperial doctor nodded and said: "What the queen said is extremely true, it is really strange!" Could it be that Gaozu is blessed? If it weren't for the blessing of the ancestors, how could such a miracle happen to His Majesty? ”
Liu Xie glanced at the woman next to him, and it was really beautiful! He is not very old, probably only fifteen or sixteen years old, his skin is like snow, his eyebrows are like distant mountains, and his eyes are like autumn water, and he has a soft and weak beauty that people can't help but pity. Although she is only fifteen or sixteen years old, in the eyes of Liu Xie today, she is just a girl, but there is a charm that belongs to a young woman between her eyebrows, which adds a unique attraction.
This person is his queen Fu Shou, known as Queen Fu in history. Carefully calculated, this Queen Fu is only sixteen years old now, and he is only fifteen years old.
can think about the tragedy of Queen Fu and her future two sons who were later killed by Cao Ying, Liu Xie had a headache again!
Seeing the surprise of the Imperial Doctor and Queen Fu, Liu Xie had no choice but to make up a lie and said: "I had a dream when I dreamed that a red light fell on me, making my body seem to be burned, as if it hurt but not hurt, and it seemed to itch but not it...... In that red light, I seemed to see the figure of Gao Zu, sometimes clear, sometimes blurred, I don't know, what the hell is this......" He said and waved his arm, feeling that his strength had increased a lot, ignoring the stunned eyes of Empress Fu and the Imperial Doctor, and asked, "Is it true that I have grown a lot taller than before?" ”
Queen Fu was stunned and said: "Not only is it tall, but it is also strong!" "This, she has the most right to speak. But after saying this, she blushed. Because there are outsiders nearby, it is really rude for her to say these things here that should not be said.
However, the imperial doctor didn't think it was wrong, and knelt down towards Liu Xie, shouting: "Gao Zu manifests, Gao Zu manifests!" His Majesty's dream must be like Gaozu, the Red Emperor descended, the Red Emperor descended! When Fu Guozhang came to report, the blood gun suddenly fell from the sky outside, and then think about His Majesty's dream, it must be the Red Emperor who descended! The Red Emperor is coming, the Han can be prosperous, the Han can be prosperous! ”
As a result, the imperial doctor's call directly alarmed the officials outside the car, and the imperial doctor happily asked Liu Xie to get dressed and go out to let the hundred officials see and understand, while he ran out to tell the hundred officials about this miracle.
Liu Xie doesn't know if this lie is right or wrong, but if there is no good reason to cover it up, it will not work! He estimated that this change in himself must have been due to the Dragon Soul Pill and the Dragon Qi that had worked in his body, otherwise how could such a strange thing happen!
As for the magic spear outside, Liu Xie estimated that it should be the dragon bone soul spear that Brother Ma Mian gave him! This is just the same thing that he dreamed of, and it echoed. Presumably, although everyone thinks it is strange at this time, they will not suspect that he, the 'fake and shoddy' emperor, is!
When Queen Fu served Liu Xie and got dressed, a pair of autumn water star eyes looked at Liu Xie's face, and she was even more charming, as if she could drip water!
"The emperor has really grown a lot taller! It used to be only six feet five inches, but now, it has grown at least a foot taller! The body is also a lot stronger, not as thin as before! The more Empress Fu spoke, the more pleasantly surprised, and said: "Blessed by Gaozu, it seems that it is really the Red Emperor who has descended!" ”
Liu Xie secretly rolled his eyes, straightened the robe on his body that he was not used to, and looked a little short, and got out of the curtain.
Outside the carriage, everyone stopped, and the civil and military officials, as well as all the soldiers, all looked at the young figure standing in the carriage.
Seeing Liu Xie at this time, many people couldn't help but exclaim, especially some of the internal servants who were very familiar with Liu Xie, as well as the relatives and high-ranking officials who were often in contact with Liu Xie. This kind of huge change made those who were familiar with Liu Xie almost unrecognized.
If they hadn't known that Liu Xie hadn't gotten out of the car, if it weren't for Queen Fu following them, it is estimated that they wouldn't have dared to believe that the young man in front of them would be the previous Emperor of Han.
At this time, the national abbot took the lead and knelt down, shouting: "Gaozu Xianyou, the dragon spear descends from the sky, the Red Emperor is coming, and the Han can prosper......"
"Gaozu Xianyou, the dragon spear descended from the sky, the Red Emperor returned, and the Han Dynasty could be ......"
"Gaozu Xianyou, the dragon spear descended from the sky, the Red Emperor returned, and the Han Dynasty could be ......"
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"Long live Your Majesty...... Banzai...... Hooray......"
"Long live Your Majesty...... Banzai...... Hooray......"
"Long live Your Majesty...... Banzai...... Hooray......"
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For a time, all the civil and military officers and all the soldiers were in high morale!
"All the lovers are flat, and all the soldiers are flat!" Liu Xie opened his arms and shouted, his voice was like a dragon's groan, and it shook the night!
Liu Xie's neutrality, even Queen Fu beside her was startled when she heard it, and secretly wondered: Is this still the usual weak and powerless emperor?
Looking at the high-morale ministers and soldiers, Liu Xie sighed secretly in his heart, because he knew in his heart that if he went to Luoyang, he would throw himself into the net. And do you really want to be the 'dragon in the cage', be a puppet emperor, and exchange your free body for the glory and wealth at your fingertips?
Thinking of these annoying things, Liu Xie scolded the two irresponsible bulls and horses in his heart. If it weren't for these two guys, how cool it would be to enjoy that sunny beauty after more than 1,800 years! If you have nothing to do, you can go to the street to see Rulin's beautiful legs, or call friends, or watch love science and education movies......
After thinking about it, Liu Xie asked someone to take the dragon bone soul spear. But it turned out that all those who went to pull out the spear could not pull it up.
This scene made everyone stunned, and for a while, everyone's eyes looked at Liu Xie.
Liu Xie exhaled, jumped out of the carriage, and walked towards the spear that was a hundred paces away from the carriage.
The spear was one zhang three feet seven inches long and weighed eighty-one catties, and when Brother Ma Mian told him, the unit of weight should be the later city catties that he was familiar with. If you calculate it according to the catties of the Han Dynasty today, that is, one catty weighs 300 grams, it should weigh 135 catties. It stands to reason that as long as it is an adult man, a spear weighing one hundred and thirty-five pounds, there is no reason why it can't be pulled up, not to mention that these are still Brother Bing, no matter how bad they are, they won't have the strength of one or two hundred pounds!
But in fact, anyone who has tried it knows that no matter how much effort they use, this spear will not move at all, as if it weighs more than 10 million catties.
Watching Liu Xie walk to the side of the blood gun, everyone's eyes were focused on him, and some soldiers were secretly disdainful in their hearts, among them, the person who claimed to be the most powerful tried it, but he couldn't pull it out, he was a weak and unfazed teenager, did he have that ability?
Although Liu Xie is the emperor, he, the emperor, is not as authoritative as their top boss in the hearts of some soldiers!
But what is jaw-dropping is that Liu Xie only used one hand, and gently lifted the blood spear that seemed to weigh more than 10 million catties, looking at it, as if the spear was in his hand, like a light reed pole.
This scene scared the people who were still secretly slandering themselves before into speechlessness.
"Your Majesty is brave, mighty, long live Your Majesty, long live, long live......"
"Your Majesty is brave, mighty, long live Your Majesty, long live, long live......"
"Your Majesty is brave, mighty, long live Your Majesty, long live, long live......"
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For a time, long live the mountain! Not only are the ministers in high spirits, but even the soldiers are also in high spirits.
As soon as the spear entered Liu Xie, Liu Xie felt a sense of intimacy from his soul coming from his hand, as if the spear was a part of his body.
If you look closely at this spear, it is more like a spear than a spear, because there is a cluster of red cherry blossoms at the mouth of the spear blade. According to Ma Mian, this cluster of red cherry blossoms was made from the horsehair of a flaming pegasus, and it was so tough that it was difficult to cut it with a sharp weapon.
However, Liu Xie felt that Brother Ma Mian's words should not be believed too much. If it was such a treasure, would he be willing to give it to himself?
As for the barrel of this gun, it is said that it is a keel, which is forged by heavenly fire for 18 years, and there is a dragon on the barrel, which is coiled from the tail of the gun to the head of the gun, and the swallowing mouth is exactly where the dragon head goes, and the tip of the gun is like the dragon's tongue that the dragon spits out when it opens its mouth, straight and sharp......
Although Liu Xie was a little skeptical that this dragon spear was a magic weapon, he felt that it was impossible when he thought about it. With the cunning of the horse's face, it is impossible to give a magic weapon to a small person like him so easily. Presumably, this is a defective product that has been refined!
But even if it is a defective product, Liu Xie feels that this is also a rare magic gun! After all, the yang world can't be compared with the underworld!
"From now on, you will be called the 'Red Emperor Dragon Lance'! I'm your new master! Liu Xie stroked the barrel of the gun, feeling an indescribable excitement transmitted from the trembling gun to his thoughts, and said secretly: Sure enough, the spear has a spirit!
Roar –
Liu Xie held his spear high, the tip of the spear pointed directly at the sky, looked up to the sky and roared, and the dragon qi on his body corresponded to the momentum emitted by the dragon lance, and went straight to the sky. For a time, the wind surged, and the heavens and the earth changed color.
made the civil and military officials and all the soldiers stunned again and again, and hurriedly knelt down and shouted, long live!
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