Chapter 5 Timely Rain
After eating in a state of anxiety, he couldn't taste the clear soup and little water, so he just swallowed it with a grunt. After that, the old man went straight to Song Taigong's house with a ring color.
I really didn't expect to be able to meet the heroes of Liangshan so soon, and he was also the number one, and he was really shocked.
Although the name of Song Jiang in time is not very good in his impression, after all, he is the boss of Liangshan, and it is his ability to be the boss.
Obviously, the best building in the village is the Song Taigong House, which, in 21st century parlance, is a mansion. A local tyrant at the end is surrounded by an earthen wall into a huge courtyard, and the courtyard is full of blue bricks and black tiles, and the depth is several times.
Jiese followed the old man into the courtyard, looked at the mansion in front of him, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, this Song Jiang will really be reincarnated, every time he is in a rich family, either a landlord or a local tyrant.
In front of the court, a person was sitting on a recliner with his eyes closed, a banana fan in his hand shook twice from time to time, and he kept humming a little song in his mouth, looking very uncomfortable.
Look at the man carefully, his hair is tied up, his face is very ordinary, he is a little fat, he is dressed in green clothes, his trouser legs are rolled up high, his chest is wide open, and he shows a stubble of chest hair, which looks very sassy.
The old man took two steps forward, lightly touched the man's arm, and called, "Erlang, you are really leisurely these days, is your brother here?" ”
Grandma is a bear, it turns out that this is the most useless person on Liangshan, the iron fan - Song Qing.
Seeing that someone was talking, Song Qing sat up hurriedly, put on a smile on his face, and replied politely, "My brother is reading a book in the room, and my uncle can go in directly if he looks for him." As he spoke, he looked at the ring color behind the old man suspiciously, and thought to himself that he had never seen this person, why was he dressed so strangely?
"Okay, the old man went in, Erlang is really comfortable, haha." After saying that, he wanted to go in with the precepts.
But I didn't want a person to walk out of the door, with a dark face and a short body, a smile on his face, and a big belly, like a thin Maitreya Buddha, with a lovely demeanor.
Song Jiang heard a voice from outside in the room as early as possible, and hurriedly greeted him and bowed down, "I don't know what important thing my uncle is looking for Gongming?" ”。
"Filial piety Hei Saburo", after taking a look at the precept, I couldn't help blurting out, it's really too similar to what is described in the book, the same black, the same short, the same fat, tsk, I didn't expect to be reincarnated like this.
Everyone was stunned, not knowing who this ring refers to?
The old man understood a little in his heart, this is not the first time he has heard Jiese say this, it is obvious that he said this sentence to Song Jiang, but Gongming is black and black, but it is not San Lang?
Song Jiang was also quite embarrassed, and didn't notice the quit at first, but at this time he was caught off guard by what he said, I don't know what he meant, he is darker, and his filial piety is not false, but what does this San Lang refer to? I'm obviously a big man.
Jiese was even more embarrassed in his heart, and he said something inexplicably, making everyone look at him like a monster, "Ahem, that... Ahem, Amitabha, the little monk just lost his words, please forgive me. "I apologized very sincerely.
"This... Komeito, that's why I'm coming to you today. "Being so troubled by the quit, the old man was really embarrassed to speak. I thought, why is this kid so unclever, it's really a shame to be thrown home.
"It's okay, it's okay, this brother must not be a local, right?" Song Jiang looked the ring up and down, and saw that this person had clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and his appearance was extraordinary, but his body was too thin and weak, and he was afraid that he would not be able to withstand the wind. Looking at him with an iron Zen staff in both hands, he couldn't help but be a little surprised, could it be that this person is a practitioner? This Zen staff doesn't seem to be light.
"This little brother is a native of Qingliang Mountain in Bingzhou, and his surname is... The old man thought for a long time and couldn't remember what the name of the abstinence was, and thought to himself, getting old, getting old, and his memory is getting worse and worse. But he didn't know that he hadn't mentioned it to him at all, and Ai Ai couldn't say it in the current period, so he had to show his eyes to quit sex.
Seeing that the old man introduced himself, he hurriedly tidied up his clothes, wanting to put on a good posture, but he didn't want the old man to say half of it, and saw the old man's eyes asking for help, so he continued, "The little monk's name is Jie Se, commonly known as Luda." ”
Hehe, Master, it's okay for the little monk to borrow your name.
"Yes, yes, it's called Luda, the little old man saw that he was alone and a good man, so he wanted to beg Gongming to find him an errand to do, so that he could support himself." The old man explained.
"Oh, I see, the little nephew understands, the uncle's business is the little nephew's business, although the uncle can rest assured, the little nephew will arrange this matter." Song Jiang arched his hand.
When Song Qing heard this, he was not very happy in his heart, but since Song Jiang had already agreed, he didn't have anything to say, so he had to follow and say, "Uncle, don't worry, this little brother hasn't settled yet, if you don't dislike it, how about living in my house these days?" But I thought in my heart, hehe, there is another one who eats white rice.
When I heard it, I was overjoyed, and I thought, I hooked up so quickly and lived together? The two Xiao Song were easy to talk, and the worries they had been about quitting sex were put down, and their minds became active. Hehe, okay, I've entangled you all my life, two Xiao Song, since then, I don't want to escape the palm of the Sprinkle family, if you want to blame, blame your good brother.
replied politely, "How embarrassing is this... How embarrassing is this... In this case, the little monk bothered. ”
After hearing the first sentence, everyone thought that he was going to excuse himself, and he still needed to persuade him again, but he didn't expect to hear the next sentence soon, and his face was a little stiff in an instant, and they all thought, this person, this person is really thick-skinned.
"Brother Lu is really nai... It's really an interesting person, so let's stay in Xiao Ke's wing. Song Jiang couldn't find a word to reply after looking for a long time, so he had to be embarrassed.
instructed Song Qing to prepare the room, and chatted with the old man again, not to mention that the old man could really speak, and he didn't leave until the evening.
After dinner, he followed Song Qing to his room early, kissed the long-lost bed, and wanted to scream comfortably, but he was a rational animal after all, and he didn't want to attract the attention of the whole village.
After the excitement, Jiese began to look around the room, it was really simple, the whole room was a bed, a table, a stool, and a washstand, on which a hand towel was placed.
There is no problem with accommodation, just brush your teeth and go to the toilet or something, how to solve it?
"Xiaoqing, do you have a toothbrush and toothpaste?"
“......”
"Do you have toilet paper at home?"
“......”
"So, there's always a cup to brush your teeth, right?"
“......”
Looking at Song Qing, whose head was shaking like a rattle, he suddenly remembered that this was the Three Kingdoms period, and everything was still very primitive, so he had to accept his fate.
It's just that it's okay not to brush your teeth, but it's a big deal to get bad breath or something. It's just that there is no paper in the toilet, what should I do? Isn't it hard to use your hands? Or simply not wipe? Uh, it's disgusting to think about.
had no choice but to ask again, "Xiaoqing, what do you use to wipe your butts in the toilet?" ”
"Going to the toilet? What does that mean? ”
"Well, it's." It's not a good thing to be too civilized.
"Oh, use grass, otherwise what else can you use? Brother Lu is really interesting to speak. "Being asked so many inexplicable questions by Jiese, Song Qing was confused, and he didn't know where this monster came from, and he even had to ask himself about, alas.
"What, with... Grass..."
At this time, he was completely speechless, bowed his head and thought silently, not knowing whether his fragile belly could withstand the ravages of rough straw.
......
The night is deep, and the cries of toads outside the house come and go, endlessly, showing the loneliness and darkness of the night.
In the main hall of the Song family, the lights were beating, flickering on and off, reflecting the two huge figures on the window.
Song Qingzheng was pacing back and forth, as if thinking about something. Song Jiang, who was sitting under the lamp, looked at the books in his hand unhurriedly, and played with the dimming lights from time to time.
The two brothers didn't speak like this, and in the huge living room, they only heard the sound of Song Qing pacing, so it was not quiet.
"Brother, since the death of my father, the family's income has been decreasing, over the years, you have helped people in trouble, even those who are irrelevant, you don't think twice, generously don't give each other, although you have a good reputation in this ten miles and eight towns, but these assets in the family can't afford to toss so much." Song Qing couldn't help it after all, and said slowly, as if he was a little dissatisfied with his brother's actions over the years.
"Xiaoqing, those heroes of the rivers and lakes have a request for us, how can you stand by and watch, the sage often says that etiquette is righteous and shameful, my generation is a good man, standing in the world, should put righteousness first, money is an external thing, life does not bring, death does not take it, what use do you want to come? Which is more important, whether money is a dead thing or a person is a living thing? Think for yourself. Song Jiangjing looked at the book, but he taught him that he also knew that the family's income was getting less and less, but he had always looked at money very lightly.
"In the past, those were heroes, but today, I see that he has no power to restrain the chicken, and he still needs two hands to hold a Zen staff, he is really a man in vain, how can my brother explain?" Still a little unconvinced.
Hearing this, Song Jiang raised his head and looked at Song Qingdao, "You must know that people cannot be good-looking, although this person has no courage, how do you know that he has no other talents?" It shouldn't be easy for this person to come here from Bingzhou, so why don't I help him? ”
"And how is my brother going to help him?" knew that he couldn't say anything about his brother, so he had to give up.
"Tomorrow I will take him to Dunqiu to visit his old friends and see if he has any spare duties." Song Jiang Road.
"Okay, since my brother has arranged it this way, then my brother will accompany you tomorrow, there will be chaos today, bandits are everywhere, and the people are not at peace, so let's take care of the two of us together." Song Qingdao.
"Well, it's okay, let's just say that, you go to sleep."