A lieutenant of the Nazi 101st Division of Greer, because of a wrong decision in a battle in North Africa, the position he guarded was exploited by the British Special Air Service Regiment, not only ended the nest but also killed the commander of the 101st Division, the black cauldron always has to be carried by someone, unfortunately Greer is the candidate for the black cauldron, and was removed from his official position by his boss and kicked to the position of sergeant,

Greer is also lucky, not shot is already the point of green smoke from the ancestral grave, following the large army of Greer to run around and work hard, after the North African battlefield was kicked to the occupation of his hometown, the most aggrieved is still in this place where the bird does not, the grievance of the unlucky,

At this time, Greer had a melancholy expression, constipated, came to this place where birds don't shit, Greer had the urge to go crazy, and his stomach swelled and couldn't pull it out, and he squatted in the wild for a long time without seeing any traces, and he also attracted seven or eight small bubbles on the buttocks of the fatal mountain mosquitoes, which was simply a terrible sin,

Greer's whole aggrieved heart was flustered, the feeling of constipation made him lose his spirits, and he slammed his buttocks with one hand and scolded himself: "Damn, why are you so unlucky, I can't pull it out if I want to, and I want to go to the toilet, I can't stand it, I can't stand it, Nima's, let's die, it's better than being dizzy." ”

Greer walked out of his tent with a bad face, and when he came out, the originally loose Nazi soldiers immediately stood straight, and under the hateful gaze of Greer's gritted teeth, he held back very hard and did not laugh, and Greer came here for less than two days, and immediately won the title of Commander of Constipation, which was still given by unscrupulous soldiers,

Greel knew that they were laughing at themselves in their hearts, but they didn't dare to say it, seeing their hard work, Greel snorted coldly with an ugly face, and warned viciously: "If I find out that anyone is lazy, I will immediately roll into the forest to patrol, hum." ”

As soon as they heard that they were going to patrol the forest, the lazy Nazi soldiers' faces changed, and on Greer's relieved face, they immediately dispersed and began to patrol, no one wanted to enter the so-called Devil's Forest to patrol, the day before yesterday two ignorant guys broke in, but when they found them, their faces turned black the next day, and it was obvious that they had been poisoned and died for a long time, plus the rumors of the locals, they didn't dare to step in,

Gou Bin and they have been waiting for the opportunity, at first Gou Bin did not confirm that it was the camp of the commander here, and had been waiting worriedly, but now after seeing Greer come out and reveal his identity, Gou Bin's eyes have been staring at Greer Walking towards the periphery of the forest, seeing him squatting in the grass at the front of the forest, he already knows what he is going to do,

Vicky Bruce saw Greer squatting on the ground to relieve himself, and the Nazi soldiers who began to patrol were talking in a low voice, and asked Gou Bin on the side in a low voice: "Cruz, how is it, the Nazi commander has come out, this guy is constipated, how do we rush over next, go straight or break through." ”

When Gou Bin heard Vicky Bruce say the word constipation, his eyes immediately lit up and he muttered in a low voice: "Constipation, well, hehe, that's better, prepare to act, listen to my slogan and rush together, don't shoot when you encounter Nazi soldiers, pass by them and hit them with your body, pretend to be a deserter, understand." ”

Sean and Bossin and Vicky Bruce didn't know what Gou Bin was going to do, but since he said so, he had to nod, and under Gou Bin's signal, the three of them were ready to charge at any time, a sprint of more than ten or twenty seconds, this moment was really fast-moving, and no one knew what would greet them next,

"Rush." Gou Bin let out a low shout when the three Nazi soldiers patrolled to his side and turned his head, and he bore the brunt of the rush out, and the three Nazi soldiers who did not react immediately encountered Gou Bin's savage impact, and Vicky Bruce, Sean and Bethin rushed out after him,

"The guerrillas have hit Mellin..."Vicky Bruce followed Gou Bin's predetermined statement, and when the other Nazi soldiers noticed the movement here, he ran and shouted loudly, and the three Nazi soldiers who fell to the ground didn't react to what was going on, and immediately greeted three pairs of big black feet and stomped on their belly faces and the like.

"Ho~anthracene,." Greer, who was squatting and holding his breath and pulling out a little bit of his muscles, suddenly heard Vicky Bruce shouting, and he originally pulled out a little bit of breath and immediately retracted it, and Greer, who was depressed and about to vomit blood, scolded angrily, just a little bit, he successfully pulled out the feces held in his stomach,

This can't pull out the feeling is like a **naked beauty standing in front of her, waiting for her to take off the last obstacle and find that she is so depressed, that moment of suffocation is first refreshing, followed by a fatal swelling pain, Su retracted back and felt a little disgusting when he thought about it, Greer almost had the urge to vomit blood and wanted to scold or something,

Greel, who couldn't pull it out, let out a furious anger with a dark face, forcing himself to continue pulling, enduring the harassment of the deadly mountain mosquitoes, and scolding and yelling: "That Wang Ba Lamb disturbs the morale of the army, arrest me, Nima's, Lao Tzu, I will shoot him if I catch him... You, who you are. ”

Before Greer finished scolding, a figure immediately appeared in front of him, to be exact, a black shadow running in a hurry, and before Greer pulled out the pistol on his waist, Gou Bin rushed over, and when Greer didn't see it clearly, he kicked on his belly, and with a bang, Greer pulled out a big lump like a gate in pain and pleasure.

Greer was not grateful to Gou Bin for his help, at this time he really wanted to shoot Gou Bin, Gou Bin helped him solve the problem of stool, but there was also a big problem, suffered from Gou Bin's violent blow, and the whole person fell backwards while pulling out the stool, and his ass was pressed against the hot feces he pulled out.

If it was just these and nothing, Gou Bin stepped on his belly, and deliberately shortened his pace and wiped his face with one foot, Greer's facial features were twisted together, and Gou Bin's entire body weight stepped down, it was really not ordinary enough, and the tears of the straight pain Greer flowed together, it was too bullying.

The tragedy just happened again in an instant, when Gou Bin stepped on the running man, Sean, the shameless guy, followed closely, and the desperate Sean stepped directly on Glyer's soft guy, and when Glee arched his head like a pig, twisted his facial features and screamed, Sean modified the bridge of his nose with a kick, and his nosebleed flew up like he fell straight on his back,

Perslyn glanced at Sean enviously while running, this guy is stepping on it, ** hehe snickered, Persin also wanted to step on one, of course, unless he didn't want to step on it back, and Vicky Bruce behind was not polite, and he stepped on the half-dead Greer belly in Sean's footsteps, and ran straight into the forest,

Bang bang bang ... The Nazi soldiers who reacted later shot at Gou Bin with Mauser rifles, Vicky Bruce bowed his head, playing the role of deserters who fled from the desert to the ground, until the Nazi soldiers who ran into the back of the forest safely shouted and chased, and when they ran to Greer's side, they immediately covered their noses and hurriedly retreated, it stinks,

Greel's face was distorted, his nose was bleeding from death, and he shouted angrily under the gaze of his subordinates: "Look at what, chase, chase me immediately, catch those hateful deserters, hurry up If they run out, Lao Tzu wants you to eat these for dinner, get in." ”

Under the forced order of Greer, more than 20 Nazi soldiers looked at me and I looked at you, and finally they could only obey the order and go to the forest to pursue, and the people resting in the camp heard the gunshots, and all of them jumped out in a mess, all of them in disheveled clothes, and ran out with their guns,

Greer twisted his face, got up from the ground full of feces, forced his nausea and pulled up his stinky pants, and shouted loudly with a hideous face: "Assemble, gather all for me, bring weapons and equipment, follow me in to catch the damned deserter, hurry up, whoever is slow, Lao Tzu will shoot whoever is killed." ”

The Nazi soldiers who came to their senses didn't know what was going on, but their commander said that they were going to arrest people, and they each picked up their guns and ran over to report, and after Greer counted the numbers, he endured the greasy nausea behind him, and waved his hand to signal the frowning Nazi soldiers to rush into the forest,

Greer took out his pistol, looked at the hesitant faces of a group of Nazi soldiers, and said scoldingly: "Damn deserters, you have completely annoyed Lao Tzu, I caught you and asked you to taste the smell of Lao Tzu's feces, set off, whoever dares to retreat Lao Tzu will kill whoever else, go quickly." ”

Under Greer's forced order, these Nazi soldiers rushed into the forest in a cold sweat, this forest known as the devil, I don't know how many people died in it, but the commander had an order they had to obey, the soldier's duty to obey the order is not to say, who called the official to crush people to death,

In the forest, Sean ran behind Gou Bin, carrying a Mauser rifle and laughing happily: "Haha... Cool, today is the most comfortable time I've stepped on someone for the first time, damn Vicky Bruce, now where are we going, don't tell me you don't know the way here. ”

Vicky the Bruce said something that Sean was devastated: "Sean, I found a very serious problem, you have a problem in your head, who is full of food and has nothing to do to hang out in the Devil's Forest, you really think I am omnipotent, just run straight in the direction of our camp, I know so much else." ”

When Sean heard Vicky Bruce's words, his whole heart was cold and said, "I'll wipe it, then you're not leading the way." ”

After Gou Bin heard the quarrel between Sean and Vicky Bruce behind him, he frowned and said, "Shhh, stop arguing, let's kill those guys in the back here, be careful of the bugs here, don't get bitten." ”