Chapter 1724: His Majesty Li Er went crazy

Immediately afterwards, the sound of footsteps, two people turned out from behind the screen, it was His Majesty Li Er and Empress Changsun.

Except for Cen Wenwen, everyone else was scared silly!

What's going on with this Nima? How can the lobby of the Chang'an Mansion still be a living person? It's just a big change of living people, how did you change the Tang Dynasty Son of Heaven?

"Weichen Cen text, long live my emperor long live! See Queen Mother, Chitose Chitose Chitose! ”

With him taking the lead, everyone came back to their senses, knelt on the ground, and saluted His Majesty Li Er.

If it were usual, His Majesty Li Er would have to say "give a seat with a flat body", but today is different, His Majesty Li Er's fire is big! He snorted coldly and sat down in Guo Ye's original position. Empress Eldest Sun glared at Princess Gaoyang fiercely and sat down in the original Cen Wenwen's position.

For a moment, there was silence in the lobby!

The courtiers were dripping in cold sweat, waiting for His Majesty Li Er's final fate.

The officials reluctantly made a serious statement, but in fact, they were secretly happy in their hearts, wanting to see how this farce ended. But the heavens did not obey people's wishes, and His Majesty Li Er said: "The officials of Chang'an Mansion retreat!" ”

"Whoa!"

When the officials left reluctantly, His Majesty Li Er stood up, came to the front of Princess Gaoyang, gritted his teeth and said, "Knowing the daughter Mo Ruo's father, huh? There's nothing you can't beat by robbing a people's girl, huh? Don't hide your father, huh? Gao Yang, you are really my good daughter! ”

"Father, listen to my explanation......"

"Explain! You explain what a! His Majesty Li Er couldn't help but speak rudely, and said, "You have to listen to your confidants, and only listen to what you say behind your back." If you hear it to your father, can you still do it? ”

He paused slightly, sighed, and said, "The reason why I'm angry with you isn't just because you misunderstood me. It's because by listening to what you just said, you know that you are not behaving well. It would not be strange if one day I did something lawless! Get up......"

"Thank you, Father!"

"Now you go back to your princess's mansion and copy the "Zhenguan Law" a hundred times! If you don't finish copying, you're not allowed to leave the house! ”

"Father, there are so many words in "Zhenguan Law", it takes ten days and half a month to copy it once. You ask the child to copy it a hundred times......"

"Huh?"

"Yes!"

Facing the angry Majesty Li Er, Princess Gao Yang didn't dare to be long-winded, and left the lobby with tears in her eyes.

Then, His Majesty Li Er came to Cen Wenwen again and said, "Cen Shilang! ”

"Wechen is here!"

"It's the first time I've heard that robbing a people's daughter is not an illegal thing, but a romantic affair. Cen Shilang, you read a lot of sage books, can you explain it to me? ”

"Uh...... This ...... "didn't expect that after a thousand calculations, it still made His Majesty Li Er unhappy, Cen Wenwen looked embarrassed and said, "Your Majesty...... This...... It's all a misunderstanding! Wechen thought it was ......"

His Majesty Li Er sneered: "Do you think I really robbed the people's daughter?" Isn't that what it means? Gao Yang is young and ignorant, you Cen Wenwen is old, do you all live to the belly of a dog! Get up! Get out of the way! ”

"Yes...... It's ......"

Zhongshu Shilang, that is also a high-ranking official of the state. If it were someone else, His Majesty Li Er would definitely leave him some dignity. For example, Guo Ye, Wei Chigong, Fang Xuanling, Li Jing and others, even if His Majesty Li Er is annoyed, he will not insult him.

But Cen text is different, in addition to the good writing of the article, the only advantage of this guy is that he is good at greeting His Majesty Li Er. It's not much better than the courtiers of the court. Therefore, His Majesty Li Er was angry, and he really didn't treat him as a human being.

After sending Cen Wenwen away, His Majesty Li Er came to Guo Ye's approach again.

Guo Ye stood up quickly and said, "Your Majesty, the wind knows the strength of the grass, and the board shows its loyalty." At the critical moment, it depends on our Guo Ye and Guo Ziyi. There are so many people on the scene, and only I, Guo Ye, believe in your character the most from beginning to end. You see...... Is there something to reward me today? For example, from the Ministry of Rites to the Ministry of War, or something......"

His Majesty Li Er looked at Guo Ye rather playfully, and said, "Yes, today is indeed your best performance." But...... Can you explain to me that the queen is the first beauty in the world, how did this come about? ”

"This ......" Guo Ye can't open his mouth in front of His Majesty Li Er, saying that Empress Changsun is the most beautiful in his eyes, isn't that looking for death?

He said casually: "Your Majesty, everyone knows about this matter, don't you know? ”

Cen Wenwen was able to reason this time, and said: "Nonsense! What does everyone know? I've never heard of Cen Text! What eldest grandson queen is the first beauty in the world? Nothing short of nonsense! ”

Empress Eldest Sun's face sank and said, "Oh? Is it? ”

Cen Wenwen was so frightened that he quickly explained: "Weichen didn't mean that...... Weichen means that the queen is of course a beauty...... But it's the best in the world......"

"You're saying there's someone more beautiful than Hongu?"

"This ...... It's certainly not ......"

"And what do you mean?"

"Uh......" Cen Wenwen was dumbfounded by Empress Changsun.

His Majesty Li Er coughed, relieved Cen Wenwen, and said: "What Cen Shilang means is that Guanyin, your mother, is the most noble person in the world, even if you are really the first beauty in the world, how can I, a citizen of the Tang Dynasty, have the courage to evaluate your appearance?" Qin Guogong, don't you say? ”

Of course, Guo Ye can be cheating and tricking, saying that the eldest grandson queen is a beauty, and she is the first woman in the world in terms of identity, so it is not too much to call her the first beauty in the world. But in front of His Majesty Li Er, it is pointless to play this kind of cautious eye, and if he does not completely dispel His Majesty Li Er's doubts, no matter how well he rounds this lie, it will be useless.

He said: "Weichen came from a humble background, and I think when Weichen was in the countryside, he was a farmer. The villagers are vulgar, and when they chat, they will talk about who is the first beauty in the world. Everyone argued and argued, and finally recognized that the queen was the first beauty in the world. ”

Cen Wenwen said: "Qin Guogong, you are even more nonsense. A group of farmers, who don't even have the face of the queen's mother, how can they ......" Seeing that the eldest grandson queen had a bad face, Cen Wenwen didn't dare to go on.

Guo Ye explained unhurriedly: "The old farmer in the countryside, of course, has never seen the face of the queen. But they knew that it was His Majesty who carried a three-foot sword to sweep away the troubled times and let everyone live a peaceful life. He also lightly gave a small amount of money and rested with the people, so that everyone could be fed and clothed. Therefore, everyone is grateful for His Majesty's kindness, and thinks that His Majesty should eat the most delicious things in the world, pamper the most beautiful women in the world, and enjoy the most precious treasures in the world...... If Your Majesty's queen is not the first beauty in the world, then who can be called the first beauty in the world? ”

Then, he knelt on the ground and said, "Wei Chen has no form, he participated in the evaluation of the queen when he was young and ignorant, and I hope that Your Majesty will punish him." ”

"Get up!" His Majesty Li Er was full of spring breeze and said: "In the world, the most valuable thing is the people's heart. Among the four people, what I value most is the heart of the peasants. Even if they have a little outrageous remarks, I can tolerate them! As for Guo Aiqing, are you...... It is against the merits and demerits of today's incident, and it will not be investigated. ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

To say Guo Ye's words, it is far from being impeccable. However, these words just scratched the itch of His Majesty Li Er, even if it was slightly unreasonable. It was also completely ignored by His Majesty Li Er.

His Majesty Li Er is not in the right position, and what he desires most is the recognition of the people of the world. For this reason, he was able to tolerate Wei Zheng's repeated outspoken admonitions, so as to create an image of a wise gentleman who spoke falsely. For this reason, he did the thing of revising the history books for thousands of years. Now that I have heard of the heartfelt love of the old farmers in the countryside, I have long been so beautiful that I can't find the north, so how can I take care of anything else?

Now, the only people who are still kneeling on the ground are the bitter masters of this case, Li Xinglian, a Chinese scholar, and his nephew Li Zhong.

His Majesty Li Er said: "Li Xinglian! ”

"Where is Wechen?"

"Where there is a father, there must be a son, you said it well!"

PS: I'm on a business trip in the field, and I'm so busy that I don't have time to code words, so I can only update one chapter today.