"Your Majesty, chasing a girl requires a method...... Xiao Fan pondered for a while, but decided to say it clearly.

Zhu Yunwen said quietly: "I think that chasing women requires talent......

"Talent doesn't matter......

"Talent matters!" Zhu Yunwen looked at Xiao Fan sadly and said: "Look at you, you don't have to say anything when you stand there, you don't have to do anything, the woman will automatically stick to the door, if you don't promise people, you will die or live, and you will be hated!" ”

Xiao Fan modestly brushed the bangs on his forehead, but he couldn't hide the smug feeling on his face.

Zhu Yunwen looked at Xiao Fan's modest hypocrisy with a bit of detergentness, and couldn't help but be angry in his heart.

"Look at you, standing there alive is a humanoid aphrodisiac, the big girl and the little daughter-in-law are in heat when they see you, look at me again......" Zhu Yunwen's face was engraved with failure, and he said in frustration: "...... Supposedly I'm pretty handsome, right? It's not too tall, but it's not too short, is it? Essay picking, at least better than you, right? In terms of status, at least it's higher than you, right? In terms of temper, at least better than you? Why can you hook a woman's soul with a single pick of your eyes, I chase after it, and people still think I am like a piece of......"

Raising his head, Zhu Yunwen looked at Xiao Fan pitifully, and said mournfully: "...... Xiao Shiyu, you say, why? ”

Xiao Fan hurriedly bowed down and said sincerely: "Your Majesty is arrogant, I think that Your Majesty is definitely much stronger than a piece of......"

Zhu Yunwen: "............"

Stomping his foot heavily, Zhu Yunwen said angrily: "I don't care!" Xiao Shi read, I will give you an order, you must help me chase Huang Ying! You usually have the most ghost ideas, and you won't disappoint me this time, right? ”

Xiao Fan sighed and said: "Your Majesty, the highest state of chasing women is actually very simple, the so-called great wisdom is like foolishness, great sound is like hope, and great love is silent......"

Zhu Yunwen was immediately in awe when he heard this, and asked respectfully: "Chasing the girl actually chased out of the realm, Xiao Shi read the true god man, and carefully told me, how can I catch up with Huang Ying?" ”

Xiao Fan glanced at him, rubbed his nose, and said slowly, "...... Strong push. ”

"Huh? What do you mean? ”

"Your Majesty is the emperor, if a holy decree goes down, who dares not to enter the palace obediently? As long as she enters the palace, you are the only man in the whole palace, even if you are a boar, she will feel that you are a boar with clear eyebrows, and the good feeling will slowly come? It's really not good, just find a palace maid to hold her legs and feet, and you force her to ...... Well, a woman will always have an inexplicable love for her first man......"

Zhu Yunwen gasped: "This ......"

Xiao Fan stepped forward and said with a wicked smile: "If you find a chance to get her drunk, maybe as soon as she gets drunk, she will push you back gorgeously, the more indifferent the woman in this world, the more indifferent she is on the surface, the more enthusiastic her heart becomes......"

"This ......"

"Your Majesty, what is the minister's idea?"

Zhu Yunwen said with a straight face: "You chased the three ladies of your family in this way?" ”

"That's not it...... This is too beastly, and the minister disdains it. ”

Zhu Yunwen's face turned blue with anger: "You haven't used the method, do you think it's appropriate to use it on me?" ”

"Doesn't seem to be a good fit......"

"Xiao Shi read...... I beg you, can you think of a clever idea? ”

"Then I'll have to sing in front of her boudoir."

"Singing?"

"Yes, sing!"

Singing is indeed a good way, a woman's heart is soft, maybe a gentle chant can touch the most sensitive part of her heart, so that she gradually falls in love with the affectionate man who sings for her.

Although this trick has been used by countless courtship young men in the previous life, but here is the Ming Dynasty, and I believe that there are still not many people who use this trick to pick up girls.

It doesn't matter if the move is bloody or not, it just works.

"But...... How can I enter the Yellow Mansion smoothly? Zhu Yunwen was worried.

Xiao Fan also frowned: "There is a vicious dog called Huangguan in the Huang Mansion, and he will bite people when he sees them, I'm afraid it won't be easy to get in......"

"Xiao Shiyu, it's time for you to worry about the king, hurry up and think of a way to help me enter the Huangfu smoothly......" Zhu Yunwen threw the problem to Xiao Fan very unrighteously.

Xiao Fan thought for a while, and finally his eyes lit up, and he slapped his thigh fiercely and said: "Your Majesty is the emperor, don't you get the ...... if you cheat Huang Guan out by issuing a holy decree?"

"What decree?"

"Isn't Huang Guan an inspector of the imperial history? Your Majesty might as well send someone to tell him that someone has reported that a three-legged man has been found in Jiangpu County, which is a good omen for me, and let him personally investigate and investigate, and leave Beijing immediately without delay......"

Zhu Yun looked down at his lower body and stammered, "Three...... Is the three-legged man auspicious? ”

"It doesn't matter if it's auspicious or not, any nonsense can be done, the important thing is to be able to trick him out of the house, this trick is called turning the tiger out of the mountain, a very advanced trick......"

Zhu Yunwen was silent for a long time, and said quietly: "Xiao Shishu, I found that you really have a bad stomach, gurgling and bubbling, no wonder the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty said that you are a ...... minister."

Xiao Fan suddenly said angrily and angrily: "Your Majesty, the minister is wronged!" This is for the king's share of worries......"

"I don't care if I can't annihilate the ministers, as long as your ideas work! Okay, let's do it! Zhu Yunwen readily agreed.

Immediately, Zhu Yunwen called the eunuch and ordered him to go to Huangguan Mansion to deliver the decree.

The two of them changed into civilian clothes and happily left the palace, the two of them were in a high-pitched mood, and their expressions were a little sneaky.

The Han generals guarding the palace gate couldn't help but be stunned when they saw the two of them leaving the palace, but they didn't dare to ask more, and bowed to Zhu Yunwen one after another.

The two of them went out of the palace and went to the Yamen of Jinyi Wei Town, Xiao Fan went in and ordered a group of captains, and gave a low order, and the captains hurriedly responded.

Then the two got into the carriage that had been prepared in front of the yamen, led a large group of brocade guards, and rushed towards the Huangguan Mansion.

While the carriage was shaking, Zhu Yunwen, who was sitting in the carriage, suddenly remembered something and said, "That Wu Bangyan, is his name Ji Gang, right?" ”

Xiao Fan's face froze and said, "Yes." ”

Zhu Yunwen unconsciously knocked on the wall of the carriage a few times, and said: "I have awarded him a guerrilla general, originally, this military position is a bit high, many ministers have a lot of complaints about this, these few days I have received a lot of ministers' exhortations, but I still decided to give him a guerrilla general, he took the martial arts examination strategy part of the examination paper, I read it carefully, and found that this discipline is quite good at marching formation, leading the army to practice, etc., and the opinion is very good. ”

A kind of vigilance rose in Xiao Fan's heart, and he still said without changing his face: "Yes." ”

Zhu Yunwen continued: "I have changed the old habits of the Jianwen Dynasty, and opened up a new atmosphere, since the reform of the military system has begun, then it must be thoroughly implemented, and I awarded the post of Ji Gang guerrilla general, it is precisely to do it for the people of the world to see, so that they can understand the determination of me and the imperial court, during the Warring States Period, Qin Zhi Shang Yang has the allusion of 'migrating wood for faith', so it can smoothly implement the new law, I now say that I follow the example of the ancients, and also set up Ji Gang as a weather vane, so that the people of the world know that my words are the same as Shang Ying, the rock is unshakable, and it is worth a thousand gold!" ”

"Your Majesty is wise!"

"I also want to transfer Ji Gang to the Daimyo's Mansion and let him be in the garrison of Guo Ying, Marquis of Wuding, which is the closest to Beiping, if there is any war in the future...... If this person has experience, he will be a member of my Ming Dynasty in the future, what do you think? ”

Xiao Fan's heart sank, everyone else had no problem, but this Ji Gang ...... He was too defensive about Ji Gang, just because this person was too famous in the history of his previous life, how did Ji Gang make his mark in the history of his previous life? This guy took advantage of Zhu Di's rebellion, and when the rebel army passed through his hometown of Shandong, he was so bold that he actually rushed out of the ranks of onlookers, grabbed the reins of the war horse that Zhu Di was riding, and cried and shouted to join Zhu Di's rebel army...... Such a guy who has made up his mind, overcame all difficulties, and is determined to rebel, if he is transferred to the Daimyo's mansion, so close to Zhu Di's fiefdom, if one day he has a bad backbone in the back of his head, and suddenly grows crazy and secretly colludes with Zhu Di, how much trouble will it bring to the imperial army?

He must not be allowed to enter the army, otherwise there will be endless troubles!

Xiao Fan's eyes flashed with a look of determination, he pondered for a long time, and said slowly: "Your Majesty, Ji Gang is a useful person, but the minister thinks it is better to leave him in the capital first......

"Why?"

"Wu Bang is a guerrilla general, this is rare in our dynasty, the courtiers are dissatisfied, if Your Majesty then transferred him to the army to take charge of the army, although he was not given the right to command, but since ancient times, it is related to military power, often very sensitive, this move may lead to the ministers' opposition, Your Majesty should have a headache at that time, besides, although Ji Gang is quite good at marching and arranging, after all, he is only talking about the army on paper, and has not really led the army, soldiers, danger, before it is not clear whether a person's true ability and loyalty to His Majesty is true, he will be transferred directly into the army, I'm afraid it's not a good thing, first leave him in the capital to observe and boil up, and then transfer him after he has a certain understanding of this person, so it is the most appropriate treatment. ”

Zhu Yunwen thought for a long time, and then nodded slowly: "What Xiao Shi said is very reasonable, this is a safe way, I am in a hurry to implement the new law of the military system, I am too rash and radical, and I almost took a fork in the road, so let's leave Ji Gang in Beijing first, and wait until I have a certain understanding of him, and then determine his behavior, but ...... What position should he be given to him if he stays in Beijing? If the guerrilla general does not lead the army, after all, it is only a false title......"

Xiao Fan smiled and said: "It's better to leave him in Jinyiwei, Jinyiwei still lacks a servant, and Ji Gang may be able to serve it, so that it is convenient for the minister to observe this person's ability and loyalty nearby......"

Zhu Yunwen smiled with relief: "Okay, I will let him enter the Jinyi Wei Zhenfu Division, and let him be the commander, Xiao Shiyu will have to boil him well, if it can be of great use, I will not hesitate to give it to the high-ranking officials." ”

Xiao Fan smiled and gave up, but his smile was a little bitter.

A few words changed Ji Gang's future, maybe he avoided a disaster in the future, but if Ji Gang stayed in Jinyiwei, I don't know if it was good or bad, this time it can be regarded as a real dance with wolves, I don't know if Ji Gang will dance tango...... Now that Ji Gang has become his subordinate, let him be well controlled, if you find that this person is ambitious, insidious and vicious, you will not keep him!

Halfway through the carriage, Zhu Yunwen impatiently lifted the curtain, looked at the sky outside, then knocked on the wall of the carriage, and said to the Jinyi pro-army who was guarding outside: "Hurry up the carriage!" I'm in a hurry to go to Huangfu, hurry! Let the horses run! ”

When the Jinyi pro-army heard this, they hugged their fists and responded to their orders, and then, Xiao Fan only felt a violent tremor in the carriage, and the carriage sped up in the downtown like crazy.

Xiao Fan's face suddenly turned pale, and his hands tightly grasped a bunch of golden tassels in the carriage, and even his lips turned blue.

"Your Majesty...... Your Majesty, don't ...... So rushed, right? Xiao Fan said in a trembling voice.

Zhu Yunwen waved his hand indifferently: "Chasing a woman is such a thing, it's too early or late, and it's not sincere if it's late......"

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty...... Can I get off the bus and follow? ”

"No, who will help me with the idea when you leave?"

"However, the minister got motion sickness...... I want to throw up. Xiao Fan's lips gradually turned dark purple.

"Bear with me, it'll be ...... in a while"

The carriage ran fast, and under the opening of the Jinyi army, it galloped all the way to the mouth of Pearl Alley.

I don't know how long it took, Xiao Fan finally got out of the carriage with difficulty with the support of the Jinyi pro-army.

Zhu Yunwen gloated and smiled: "You are too useless, you look like this in a carriage, I really don't know how you led 3,000 soldiers to fight with the Tartars......"

Xiao Fan trembled his lips, his face was gray, and a few words burst out from between his teeth: "The minister is motion sick, don't faint the horse......"

Just as he was about to walk into the alley, Zhu Yunwen grabbed him and said, "Wait first, Huang Guan has left, let's go in again......"

So the two of them hid far away at the mouth of the alley, looking at the gate of the Huangfu in the alley like thieves, if it weren't for a group of brightly dressed brocade soldiers behind them, I am afraid they would be caught by the street patrol immediately.

It didn't take long for a eunuch to walk out of the Huang Mansion with his chest held high, turn around and walk towards the palace, and then, Huang Guan, who was dressed in an official uniform, also hurriedly got into a carriage that had been waiting at the door and left, it seemed that he was ordered to go to Jiangpu County to find the three-legged humanoid Xiangrui.

If nothing else, Huang Guan will not be able to come back today, at least today.

Seeing that the time had come, Xiao Fan forcibly held back the feeling of vomiting that was constantly churning in his heart, and didn't say anything, just waved his hand at the brocade-clothed pro-soldiers behind him.

All the pro-soldiers suddenly realized, and rushed forward like a swarm, slamming the gate of the Yellow Mansion hard.

As soon as the subordinates opened the door in disbelief, the pro-army generals flashed their waist cards, and the fierce gods shouted viciously: "Jinyi Wei is on a bad errand!" Idle people wait to dodge! ”

The subordinates of the Huang Mansion were so frightened that their faces were like earth, and the lord of the mansion, Huang Guan, and Xiao Fan, the commander of the Jinyi Guard, had many disagreements, which was well known to the world, and now the Jinyi Guard came to the door like a wolf and a tiger, could it be that Xiao Fan was already planning to poison the master?

"Our lord just went out and didn't ...... at home"

"What I want is that your master is not at home!"

The brocade guards ignored the reaction of the people of the Huang Mansion, pushed away the people who were blocking the door, and then rushed in, opening the middle door of the Huang Mansion, and one or two hundred people quickly occupied all positions in the Huang Mansion, and the house was full of commotion, and everyone was panicked.

No matter what you do, it's important to control the situation first, and it's the same with chasing women.

The entire Huangfu was controlled by the Jinyi pro-army in a blink of an eye, Xiao Fan patted Zhu Yunwen on the shoulder, and gestured to him with a blue face.

When it came to the end, Zhu Yunwen was a little nervous, and hesitated: "Xiao Shiyu, is it really okay to sing?" Huang Ying, will she like me? My heart is beating so fast now......"

Xiao Fan endured the feeling of vomiting, and burst out a few words with a blue face: "Do you want to sing nervously?" It's hard to remember the lyrics ......"

At that moment, Xiao Fan covered his mouth with one hand and pulled Zhu Yunwen with the other, and walked quickly into the gate of the Yellow Mansion.

Huangfu is not big, it is a set of three-entry old mansions, it looks very old, not as magnificent as Xiao Fan's mansion, it seems that Huang Guan is indeed a clean official, from his house you can see that Huang Guan's son is living a tight life, quite not rich.

Xiao Fan pulled Zhu Yunwen to the inner courtyard, and felt a deep shame in his heart, compared with Huang Guan, his character and surname are not noble enough, from being an official to the present, there are four warehouses for receiving gifts at home, and there are countless gold and silver jewelry, silk brocade, coral agate, and thrush The little wealth fan likes to drill into the warehouse when he has nothing to do, and he is intoxicated by the strong copper smell every day.

If Zhu Yuanzhang was alive, seeing the mountains of bribes piled up in this room, it is estimated that he would be so angry that he would slash him ten thousand times without relieving his hatred...... In contrast, Huang Guan is simply a fairy who does not eat fireworks in the world, and he is more immortal than the two old Taoist priests in the family.

Zhu Yunwen was immersed in nervousness, and when he entered the Huang Mansion, he didn't care about looking at it at all, but he was dragged away by Xiao Fan all the way.

Under the opening of the Jinyi guard like a tiger descending the mountain, everyone finally passed through the front hall and arrived at the inner courtyard where the female dependents of the Huangfu lived.

The people of the Huang Mansion wanted to come out to stop them, but when they saw the murderous brocade guards staring at them with unkind expressions, the people couldn't help but be frightened, and they didn't dare to move when they stood still honestly.

After a burst of women's screams in the inner courtyard, it quickly quieted down, and before Zhu Yunwen and Xiao Fan could find Huang Ying one room at a time, they saw a young woman wearing a lake-green palace skirt running quickly on the winding path of a small attic in front of them.

The young woman ran very fast, with a look of anger on her face, and shouted loudly as she ran: "Who dares to break into the Yellow Mansion? Lawlessness! Hurry up and report to the official ......"

The voice fell, but Xiao Fan and the others recognized that this woman was Huang Ying.

Huang Ying ran to the two of them, and after seeing Xiao Fan, Huang Ying's angry expression couldn't help but ease, and then her pretty face showed a look of surprise, completely ignoring Zhu Yunwen beside Xiao Fan, and jumped up and down in front of Xiao Fan and smiled: "Ah! It turned out to be you, did you come to see me? ”

Zhu Yunjun's face suddenly turned green: "............"

Xiao Fan's discomfort when he was in the carriage just now became more and more noisy in his stomach, after seeing Huang Ying, he had to reluctantly put on a smiling face, his eyes stared at her pretty face, and he waited to greet her politely, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Xiao Fan felt that something was gushing out of his mouth, Xiao Fan reacted quickly, and quickly turned his head away, swishing, yellow, white, green, and vomited on the ground...... Huang Ying's smiling face froze, and gradually became greener than Zhu Yunwen's face...... Zhu Yunwen was overjoyed when he saw this, gloated and laughed a few times, and then said a very superfluous word to Huang Ying.

"Ying'er, do you see? That guy throws up when he sees you, haha......"

(To be continued)