"Sun Erniang? Dominatrix - Sun Erniang? Obediently long, it turns out that Sun Erniang is so beautiful and so sexy. When she heard Sun Erniang introduce herself, she couldn't help but murmur again, the little monk's luck was really good, and he met the three heroes of Liangshan Shuibo so quickly.

After such a long time, Song Jiang and Jiese's lower bodies have almost recovered, although there are still tears on their faces, but they don't matter.

Sun Erniang regretted it in her heart, and hated herself for not asking the names of the three people first, which almost caused a catastrophe. Buried deeply, he didn't dare to lift up, and he wanted to find a hole to get into.

"Hehe, I can't imagine that Xiao Ke still has such a reputation in the rivers and lakes, it is really the brothers of the rivers and lakes." Song Jiang saw that this Sun Erniang was so bold, dared to sell human flesh, did things neatly, was as cheerful as a man, shrewd and arrogant, and couldn't help but feel good. I thought that this Jurchen hero is also.

"Brother Gongming doesn't have to be humble, I think the cousin of the slave family often mentions Brother Gongming, praising you for being very righteous and bold, and the slave family is also deeply grateful to Brother Gongming for helping his cousin back then." Sun Erniang spoke and saluted again.

"Your cousin? Who is that? When did Xiao Ke help him? Song Jiang was a little confused again, and hurriedly asked, this woman always didn't speak clearly, which made her feel so anxious.

"So that Brother Gongming knows that the cousin of the slave family is surnamed Zhang Mingqing, a person from Dunqiu. accidentally provoked the underworld back then, but fortunately, with the help of Brother Gongming, he was fine. ”

"Vegetable garden, Zhang Qing! It's your concubine.... Oh no, it's the husband, the husband? Before Song Jiang could speak, he was shocked first, but he was open-mouthed, and his words were too vulgar, and he almost lost a concubine, but fortunately he corrected it in time.

"Phew, where did the slave family come from, the slave family has not yet been allowed to match others, that Zhang Qing is just the cousin of the slave family." Sun Erniang's face was flushed, she hated the nonsense of Jiese, her eyes kicked at him, but she saw that the five handprints on both sides of Jiese's face were symmetrically distributed, there were tear stains on her cheeks, and her bare head was covered with dust.

Seeing Sun Erniang laughing at herself, she couldn't help but feel angry again, but she didn't want to provoke this spicy mother-in-law, so she felt that she was not an opponent, so she had to endure it secretly.

Song Jiang saw that the atmosphere between the two was tense, and in order to prevent another dispute, he hurriedly said, "Oh, Xiao Ke remembered, Xiao Ke helped him back then, but it was all a small favor, and many years have passed unconsciously, I don't know how good that Zhang Qing brother has been all these years?" ”

"Okay, my cousin has always been good, and he has been doing some business in Dunqiu County over the years, and his life is not bad." When Sun Erniang saw this, she hurriedly stopped laughing and replied, and asked again, "Brother Gongming, is he also going to Dunqiu?" ”

"Yes, Xiao Ke went to visit a friend in Dunqiu this time, and wanted to find an errand for my brother, and when the matter is done, I will go to see your cousin by the way, I think I haven't seen him for four or five years." Song Jiang replied with a finger.

Sun Erniang couldn't help but look at the ring color again, and when she saw the funny and ridiculous face of the ring color, she wanted to laugh in her heart, but she couldn't laugh, she was so hard that she was full of smiles.

Seeing Sun Erniang's watery eyes full of smiles, her heart was blazing and jumped up, she was so depressed in her heart, grandma is a bear, I think I am a good man, I was actually bullied like this by your girl, wouldn't it be laughing off people's teeth when I said it, not to mention anything else, first of all, Lu Zhishen had to laugh at it when he saw it, and when the time came, where would the little monk's tender face go.

Thinking of Lu Zhishen, I couldn't help but think of the task that I took by mistake, grandma is a bear, these people are all murderous and ruthless, and the little monk can't avoid it, how can they have an epiphany?

Alas, grandma is a bear, you have to think of a way, the world is so chaotic, the little monk has no relatives here, no friends, where to find a way? Is it possible to follow them every day and recite Amitabha Buddha to them? Or tell a little story about Buddhism? However, the little monk knows a limited number of stories, and he knows a lot of restricted stories, hehe. And whether they listen or not, they are still talking about it.

Alas, forget it, you have to try to find out.

Here, Sun Erniang saw that she was absent-minded, and she no longer teased him, so she concentrated on talking to Song Jiang.

"Brother Gongming came to the slave shop this time, and he stayed for two days, and let the slave family fulfill the friendship of the landlord." Sun Erniang's warm invitation.

"Eh, the coming day is long, Erniang doesn't have to be in a hurry, when I want to meet Brother Zhang Qing, I will come with him, and we will have a good gathering at that time." Song Jiang excused himself.

"What Brother Song said is, let's bother us later, and I can't get used to the girl's 'food' here." Jiese deliberately bites the word food very hard, which means that all you sell here is human flesh, and we don't bother to eat it.

How could Sun Erniang not hear the meaning of the words of the abstinence, seeing that he was silent for a long time, he actually spoke at this time, and it was a burst of sarcasm, she couldn't help but feel on fire, and glared at the abstinence with her eyes.

When Song Jiang saw it, he couldn't help but be surprised in his heart, thinking that these two people were not natural opponents.

He didn't see it, and then said, "Amitabha, the female benefactor is so ruthless, you might as well listen to the little monk tell a story." ”

Stopped and looked at Sun Erniang's face, and continued, "My story is a bit long, please listen carefully." Once upon a time, in an unknown village, lived a man of great power who believed in a cult. But he could not succeed in his cultivation, and his teacher told him that if he killed a hundred people in one day and made a wreath of flowers from the little fingers of the slain and put them on his head, he would be blessed by God and receive eternal life. So Hercules began to kill people in a frenzy from the morning, and kept killing, and kept killing, and when he saw that the sun was setting, but he had only killed ninety-nine, and his heart was anxious, and then his mother was looking for him to eat. ”

"And then?" Seeing that the ring color stopped, Sun Erniang couldn't help asking.

Seeing that the story attracted Sun Erniang, she was overjoyed, and continued, "His mother came to him for dinner, but he was eager to become enlightened, and there was no one else to kill, so he wanted to kill his mother." ”

"This man is hateful, he should be killed!" Sun Erniang said angrily.

Glancing at Sun Erniang, he continued, "At this time, the Buddha appeared in front of him and taught him, 'How can you believe in a god who teaches people to do evil?' How can a murderer have eternal life? ’”

After a pause, he continued, "That strong man suddenly realized that he had killed too many people, so he wanted to commit suicide to atone for his sins. The Buddha said, 'When you die, you will not be able to atone for your sins, but you can only put down the butcher's knife and do good deeds from then on, so that you can atone for your sins and become a Buddha.' Since then, Hercules has worshiped under the Buddha's door, has always been good, and has taken refuge in my Buddha. After saying the last sentence, the ring color breathed a long sigh of relief. He has seen this story many times, and it is easy to tell, and it is quite attractive to tell in the middle.

"Finished? That's it? Well, this story is not bad, for the sake of your good story, the slave family will no longer be embarrassed by you. Sun Erniang couldn't help but be stunned after hearing this, thinking to herself, this story is not bad, but it is too short.

"Eh, you, you, you actually reacted like this after listening to it, really, it's really incorrigible." Jiese was disappointed in his heart, and his own story had no effect at all, it was too much of a failure.

"Good, good, my Buddha is merciful, Xiao Ke just saw through this red dust today, I am really ashamed, ashamed. Brother Lu is many years ahead of me, and he really has great wisdom. ”

I don't want to say this, but it reminds Song Jiang of his past life and this life, thinking about how many brothers he has hurt by his obsession in his previous life, but he is still like this in this life, he does not repent, he will eventually make a big mistake, put down the butcher knife, become a Buddha on the ground, let go of his obsession, and finally realize it.

glanced at the ring color, as if he saw through him, and said, "Little brother, my brother Lu Zhishen handed over my future to you, and also gave you his precious Zen staff, that is because he values you, you must not bear him, today you ignited me, so that Xiao Ke finally cleared the fog, saw through this world, and from now on, let me be free." As he spoke, he sat cross-legged on the ground, and his heart was peaceful.

Jiese was shocked, he tried to persuade Sun Erniang, but he didn't want to make Song Jiang, the chief scoop, have an epiphany. I regretted it in my heart, and I thought, the little monk still wants to eat and drink spicy food in this world with your ability, and then marry a bunch of wives, now that you are gone, who will help the little monk? You're leaving too early, how can you subdue your rebellious subordinates when the little monk is gone? It's really a bad year.