Huang Zhong wanted to catch the wind for Liu Cong, but Liu Cong's mind was not here, Liu Cong wanted to Tuntian. So after breakfast, Liu Cong hurriedly came to the yamen, and after arriving, he sat on the main seat, with a cold face and no squeak.

Huang Zhong and Zhou Cang's group of officials came over to greet him, and Liu Cong agreed coldly, just sitting and not talking much.

The big boss is coming, coming over with a donkey's face and not squeaking, can the subordinate officials not mutter in their hearts? So Huang Zhong embarrassedly cleaned up the case, squinted at Liu Cong, and kept beating the side drum in his heart: "This kid, did you commit that donkey temper?" Yesterday, I promised well, saying that I was coming to drink, and I came over early today, with a cold face, who to show it? ”

Subordinate officials are like this, when they see their master getting angry, they usually don't look for the master's reason, and they will pull the reason on themselves: "Oh my God, what's wrong with the boss?" Is it because of what happened to me yesterday? What happened the day before yesterday? What's the wrong thing to say today? "If you can't find a reason from these places, you'll think even further.

At this time, Huang Zhong was thinking like this, but, after thinking about it, the veteran Huang Zhong felt that he had done nothing wrong, so his mood settled down, and he accosted: "Lord, what's going on?" Didn't sleep well last night? ”

Huang Zhong said, he personally took the tea sent in by the servant, came to Liu Cong, gently put it on the case, and said, "There is nothing that can't be fired!" Drink, drink saliva, and dissipate. ”

Liu Cong still kept a straight face and didn't squeak.

When Huang Zhong saw what else to say, Liu Cong turned his face and asked Huang Zhong, "What time do you go to work?" ”

Liu Cong was anxious at this time, so he unconsciously asked in the idiomatic language of two thousand years later, and Huang Zhong was confused, because, what time - he didn't understand; Go to work - he doesn't understand it yet. So when he saw Liu Cong asking like this, he was stunned, stood and looked at Liu Cong.

When Liu Cong saw it, he suddenly knew that he didn't understand Huang Zhong, so he immediately changed his words: "Why didn't Pang Tong Xu Shu come to work yet?" ”

Because Pang Tong Xu Shu is a famous talent in the world and knows a lot of things, Huang Zhong has always respected the two of them since Liu Cong arranged Pang Tong Xu Shu into the Xinye Yamen.

In this way, Huang Zhong used these two rotten sour goods out of a stinky problem, and in the yamen, what others didn't dare to say, he dared to say; What others dare not do, he two dare to do.

Huang Zhong is also a kind-hearted person, and he never talks about others before and after others. So I tolerated this little bit of stinky fault with these two guys.

Sometimes Zhou Cang couldn't look at it, so he would mumble a few words in front of Huang Zhong, complaining that Huang Zhong was too tolerant: "As long as they are yamen officials, they are all making up, and there are no temporary workers, so they all abide by the system." Why should someone not obey it, and someone can not obey it? ”

Huang Zhong will advise: "Hey, Pang Shiyuan and Xu Yuanzhi are both celebrities in the world, not rough people like us." The lord arranged for the two of them to stay here, but it was just to stay temporarily, and as soon as they had a suitable place, they were immediately transferred. Hehe, how can our little yamen keep people? Well, man, you should know - can you nest a dragon in a mud ditch? Even if it's nested, it's just a temporary foothold. ”

Therefore, Pang Tong Xu Shu's stinky problem has not been changed in the Xinye Yamen. It's not that they can't change it, but the two of them didn't find out that they had a stinky problem at all.

At this time, Liu Conghu asked with a face, and Huang Zhong cried out bitterly in his heart: "It's bad, it's bad, these two gentlemen are going to be unlucky today!" ”

He remembered that Liu Cong cleaned up his brother's case when he was holding a meeting in the Xiangyang Yamen, which has always been a legend in the Manchu Yamen in Jingzhou.

Huang Zhong complained about this, so he hurriedly said: "The day before yesterday, well, the weather has changed, Pang Shiyuan and Xu Yuan have a cold, and they didn't come to work today, maybe they have a cold." ”

Liu Cong scolded in his heart: "caotamama! Can two people catch a cold at the same time? ”

Liu Cong had something in his heart and was anxious, so he got angry. Also, I came to ask for everyone's opinions yesterday, thinking about discussing the matter of Tuntian, who knew that Pang Tong Xu Shu showed a humming and haha social posture.

At that time, Liu Cong scolded in his heart: "Your mother! Do you think I am short of people who eat dry food for nothing? Put you here, you eat my food, earn my money, you have to spit out something decent for me! I'm feeding silkworms, feed you two mulberry leaves, and you'll have to spit out the silk to make a cocoon for me! If you can't make a decent cocoon, I'll kick you out! ”

At this time, Liu Cong was waiting to listen to Pang Tong Xu Shu talk about Tuntian's opinions, but these two unlucky guys hit the muzzle of the gun, and they still didn't show their heads after an hour of work time.

Liu Cong was irritable, looked up at the window, looked at the sky, and asked Huang Zhong with a tiger face: "The two of them have a cold, have you come to ask for leave?" ”

Before Huang Zhong could answer, Liu Cong got up and went to the wall to take off the "Yamen Notebook", sat down and looked through it. Hurriedly turned to today's page, only to see that the page was blank, so he asked Huang Zhong with a tiger face: "Where do you receive for unexcused absence?" ”

Huang Zhong snorted and said that there was no specific formulation.

"That's good! From today's regulations, absenteeism without reason, twenty lashes! Liu Cong shouted and ordered: "Pen and ink wait!" ”

The scribe was in a hurry at this time, and hurriedly sent the pen and ink, because his hands were shaking, the ink spilled out, splashed on the ground, and splashed Liu Cong's clothes into a flower face.

Liu Cong jumped up, looked at the scribe, and said with a smile: "Just punish you!" Come here, take a pen, and write on this notebook, 'Twenty lashes for unexcused absence.'"

Who knew that this scribe was so timid that he actually wrote the "ten" as "thousand".

Liu Cong laughed when he saw it and scolded: "If you kid becomes a big official, your heart will be even more ruthless!" One punishment costs a life! Okay, keep it at that! As he spoke, he raised his head and commanded, "Someone!" ”

There was a shout of "oh" outside the door, and four big Han guards came into the door, clasped their fists and asked for instructions: "What does the lord command?" ”

"Go, escort Pang Tong and Xu Shu, who are absent for no reason, back to the yamen to be punished."

The four guards shouted a long promise again, turned around and went out to carry out the order.

A room full of people were scared of fools at this time, standing straight, who would dare to let out a loud fart?

At this time, Zhou Cang had already sneaked out of the door, and when he heard Liu Cong's order, he felt too much in his heart, but he didn't dare to squeak, so he came over and talked to Liang Zhu'er: "Zhu'er, what's wrong with the lord today?" The fire is so big! ”

Liang Zhu'er was familiar with Liu Cong's temper, and when he saw Zhou Cang asking like this, he said, "Oh, Uncle Zhou, you still don't know?" When asked this, he pretended to be mysterious and said, "My lord, I don't like anything, I just like women." Be pretty. Well, but, but as soon as he entered the yamen yesterday, General Huang shouted to set up a banquet and say something to catch the wind for the lord. The lord was angry. After going out, he said to me, 'Zhu'er, you said, Huang Zhong is old and doesn't know what I like to do. Zhou Cang still doesn't know? Why didn't he hurry up and find me some pheasants to use? Neither of you thought of it, so the lord was angry. ”

Looking at the serious and mysterious look that Liang Zhu'er said, Zhou Cang asked, "Really said that?" ”

Because Zhou Cang also knew that Liu Cong liked women, he believed it a little, so he asked.

"The lord said, these few things in Xinye Yamen don't give me any good things, so I will punish them one by one, first punish Huang Zhong, then Pang Tong Xu Shu, and then clean up Zhou Cang! You can't tell them to have a longer memory! Liang Zhuer couldn't help but laugh when he said this.

Zhou Cang scolded Liang Zhu'er in a humble manner: "You are not a serious thing!" ”

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