Chapter 359: Self-Defilement (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
"Details, this γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» cough γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» this ......" Wu Jie finally felt embarrassed This matter is about **, although it is Hule, it is not easy to say much.
Jiajing was a little annoyed: "Wu Jie, do you dare to bully the king, tell the truth."
No hippie smiles, you Sven scum! β
Huang Jin also laughed, and gave the emperor a thumbs up to Wu Jie behind his back.
Wu Jie used to be a moral gentleman in front of Jiajing, gentle and elegant. Today, when he encountered a critical situation, it was a gag, leading the emperor by the nose and going around farther and farther, which had already made the Lord forget that Wu Jie had secretly hidden Miss Tang.
This method is good, but what is even more rare is that this son can actually pull down his face and defile himself.
Things were made like this by Wu Jie, and even if the emperor was dissatisfied in his heart, the anger in his chest had calmed down a lot.
Wu Jie figured out the emperor's mind and temperament like this, which is extraordinary.
Thinking of this, Huang Jin's expression relaxed.
"Don't dare, the minister naturally has something to say in front of His Majesty." Wu Jie said: "Actually, there was nothing later, so the minister and Miss Tang said a few words through the window, because they were afraid of alarming others, so they made an appointment to meet and discuss in detail at the date and place, and then went back." β
Wu Jie deliberately hung the emperor's appetite, swallowed another mouthful of saliva, and looked at the tea on the imperial case
Having said so much, and the weather is dry these days, I am really a little thirsty.
Jiajing: "Huang Jin will get some water for Wu Jie, and I will try this Sven scum again." β
"Yes." Huang Jin couldn't help but laugh and brought Wu Jie a cup of tea.
Wu Jie took a sip of water, and then said, "After another three days, Chen and Miss Tang had a private meeting in the back garden. Seeing that Miss Tang was born with a beautiful appearance, she couldn't hold it back anymore, so she stepped forward and held her little hands and said a lot of words... Miss Tang blushed and hurriedly pulled her hand away...... The minister shouted, "Miss, Wu Jie is ...... to you, at this moment, it is summer, and the yard is full of flowers, which makes people confusedγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ» Chen is thinking, having a wife like this, but it is a blessing that can only be cultivated in three lives." On the spur of the moment, I asked Miss Tang to elope with me. β
"Ah, so fast!" Jiajing and Huang Jin took a breath at the same time, but their eyes were full of confusion. This story is really good, just like "The Legend of the West Chamber", it is moving!
Because of the underdevelopment of information in the ancients, many stories have not been told badly. As soon as this story came out, it deeply captured the hearts of these two listeners.
Wu Jie couldn't manage so much, and put all the classic love stories in later generations.
He saw that his story attracted the emperor and Huang Jin, and he was proud and ashamed at the same time. It's really a bit sorry for Miss Tang to say this, at least, in the minds of the emperor and Eunuch Huang, Tang Mi's reputation is ruined.
However, in the eyes of modern people, this is nothing! Isn't it just to tell your love story with acquaintances and friends, and don't the groom and bride also have to report to relatives and friends how the two met, knew and loved each other?
It's a big deal to see Miss Tang in the future, let her deal with it, it's all a family.
Wu Jie: "At that moment, Miss Tang and I decided to elope six days later and flee to Nanjing, and since then we have been incognito and returned to the mountains and forests. Even the letter was left for the Tang family. β
The emperor interjected: "You Wu Jie is very good at poetry, and the article is also very good, I don't know how this letter will reverse black and white, and the tongue will argue with the lotus, read it and listen to it, so that I can open my eyes." He still couldn't help sneering as he spoke.
Wu Jie was amused, and deliberately hung his head and said: "If you go back to Long live, the minister was ashamed at that time, where did he still have the heart to compose, and he wrote a big vernacular nonsense, which is unbearable." β
Jiajing: "Nian I ordered you!" β
Wu Jie deliberately read in shame: "Relatives and friends, classmates, I gave up everything and eloped with Miss Tang." Thank you all for your care and help over the years, and I wish you all happiness! I can't face everyone's expectations and trust, I can't explain to everyone, and I'm embarrassed, so I don't say goodbye. Knock for forgiveness! Take a bow! ββ¦,
"Haha!" Jiajing laughed loudly and scolded: "You, Wu Shizhen, can't imagine that there is a famous person, and there are times when you are not stingy, scum, you are really a scum!" If the Tang family and Yang Zongzhi saw this letter, they didn't know how angry they would be. His Tang family will have no face in this world in the future, happy, really happy! Wu Jie, this is a good job. β
Huang Jin also smiled and wiped tears from his eyes.
After laughing for a long time, Jiajing asked, "Why didn't you elope later?" He was curious.
Wu Jie deliberately made a bitter face: "The minister has no choice, when I returned to Chengdu Mansion, I went to participate in the county test with the intention of hitting the luck, and at that time, the Tang family also greeted the yamen and asked the county magistrate not to take me." But I never expected that Kochi County was a gentleman, and the minister's article was okay, so he named me and asked me to take the government exam. The minister had no choice, no matter what he said, he couldn't live up to the expectations of his teacher, so he went to take the government exam, and the result was again. Then there is the hospital exam, which is also in the middle. Later, the Tang family was copied, and Miss Tang was also implicated by Nachen and was arrested in the capital. β
After entering the capital, he cleared his grievances and asked around about Miss Tang's whereabouts. No matter what, Miss Tang is also Chen's fiancΓ©e, so she can't ignore it. Later, when I heard that she had entered the Lu family, the minister worshiped under the door of Mr. Xuedai of the Lu family, thinking of taking this opportunity to meet Miss Tang. β
Later, the Lu family was also copied, and the minister placed her in Cishou Temple. After reading the sage books for so many years, he knows the word love and righteousness, and he knows that the gentleman has promised a thousand gold, and he actually promised to be a pair with Miss Tang, so naturally he can't regret it. Just like the loyalty of a minister to Your Majesty, no matter what the circumstances, you cannot change it in the slightest. β
"You say it nicely, it's not that you are greedy for Tang Fuji's beauty, bastard thing!" Jiajing laughed and waved his sleeves: "Yang Shen, Yang Shen, you were very insulted back then, and your granddaughter was not a good thing." quasi-a mourning star, in the Tang family, the Tang family was plagiarized; met Wu Jie, who was arrested in the capital; went to Lu Mansion, and Lu's house was copied. Wu Jie, don't marry Tang Buer, be careful of her hard life. It's not okay to take a concubine, but it's okay to fornicate, besides, female cultivators are all going to kill the red dragon, and they don't have children. There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest, Tang Buer is really not suitable to be your wife, so let her practice in Cishou Temple. Fuck off, you scum! β
After saying that, he laughed and walked inside.
Waiting for Jiajing to leave, Huang Jin glanced at Wu Jie twice, and then sighed: "Shizhen, you are just like the Japanese side, you have such a good reputation in Shilin, why do you need to be so self-defiled?" β
Wu Jie heard Jiajing say that he couldn't marry Miss Tang just now, and he was also a little depressed. The emperor has issued a holy decree, and this matter will be really difficult to deal with in the future.
He said angrily: "What else can I do, I am about to be sent to the local area to be a seven-grade sesame official." What did Your Majesty mean just now? β
Huang Jin's face relaxed: "It should be no problem, Your Majesty is no longer annoyed with you." How to say it, you have ruined the reputation of the Tang family, and you can be regarded as a breath of anger for Long Live back then. β
Wu Jie: "I'm going to become a bachelor." β
When he got out of the house, he saw several eunuchs standing at the door looking at Wu Jie with a smile, all of them squeezing their eyes strangely, obviously hearing Wu Jie's previous words in front of the emperor.
Huang Jin's face turned cold: "No one is allowed to spread what you said just now." β
"Yes, godfather!" Several eunuchs were so frightened that they quickly knelt down.
After coming out of the West Garden, I stayed depressed at home for a few days, and finally arrived on the day of the palace examination.
PS: In order to get good results, Wu Jie has already given up. I can't show weakness either, and I'm cheeky enough to ask for a monthly pass. Commuter PassMonthly PassMonthly Pass!