Chapter 57: There's a bastard between heaven and earth
Zhao Wen stared at the series of numbers on the paper, and couldn't help but sigh, none of them were bad! The legendary Tang prodigy really has some Taoism, do you have to let him go? No, absolutely not, if you can't suppress this kid, do you still have the face to teach?
But Zhao Wen thought about it, and couldn't find anything that could be Tang Yi, when it came to poetry, this kid could write an excellent sentence of "If life is only as first seen", when it comes to couplets, Tang Yi can suppress Wan Hao, I am afraid that he will be humiliated by his own skills.
I thought about stumping him with the number of words, but I didn't expect it to fail. A dignified person, it is difficult to live a little child, it is really sad to die!
Yesterday, Master Dun Dun taught, why didn't I ask him about the old man? Thinking of Master, Zhao Wen's eyes suddenly lit up, and he suddenly had an idea.
He said with a straight face: "Since you have memorized all the books, can you do eight shares?" ”
"This ...... Although he has done a few articles, he is still not allowed to enter, which is also the original intention of the disciple to seek teaching. Tang Yi replied honestly, and at the same time told Zhao Wen, let's not play false, get some dry goods, I just want to learn Bagu Wen.
Zhao Wen smiled slightly, suddenly stretched out his finger, and drew a big circle.
"You just use this as a problem and try to solve it!"
"What!"
Tang Yi's eyes widened, what kind of topic is this, isn't it intended to tease himself!
"Sir, the disciple thinks that the eight questions are all from the four books, and this circle is probably not among the four books, right?"
"Nonsense!" Zhao Wen picked up a book of Analects casually, pointed to the circles used to distinguish at the front of each chapter, and said loudly: "Why, is there no one in the four books?" ”
Now Tang Yi is dumbfounded, there is indeed one in the book, but the meaning of the circle and punctuation marks is almost the same, who has ever seen a full stop or comma as a topic and write an article, even if he reads the eight strands of Wen Nian Demon is stunned, he will not bring such a trick!
It's difficult, it's definitely difficult!
Circled and forked, Tang Yi's brain turned quickly, he had never seen this Mr. Zhao, and he shouldn't deliberately find fault. Thinking that it was arranged by Lao Wei Tou, he refused to join the Xinxue faction, so he thought that it would be difficult for him in the school. This old man is really not broad-minded enough, and he still respects him so much......
No matter what, you can't be cowardly, isn't it just a circle, I've done so much divergent training in my previous life, there's no reason why I can't think of it. A circle, what can it represent, the moon, the plate, the baked cake, the wheel...... There are more and more things in Tang Yi's mind, but none of them have anything to do with Baguwen, what should I do! The scheming Tang prodigy is dumbfounded now.
Looking at Tang Yi's painstaking and anxious appearance, Zhao Wen couldn't be happier in his heart, when he asked the teacher for advice on Bagu yesterday, he was stumped by this question. You can't do it with a big lift, and you can't solve it if you want to be a little doll.
Zhao Wen couldn't help but look at Tang Yi with a smug face, Tang Yi's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, "Sir, the student has it." ”
"Oh? Speak. ”
"Yes." Tang Yi paused and said, "Between heaven and earth, there is a bastard!" He also explained in a serious way: "The circle represents heaven and earth, and it can also represent eggs, duck eggs, and if they fall on people, they are bastards." ”
As soon as the words were spoken, the whole school was silent, and there was silence for a few seconds, and suddenly a burst of crazy laughter erupted, and those bear children leaned forward and backwards, banged on the table, slapped their hands, and laughed with tears.
Zhao Juren's face was blue and white, wheezing like a cow, he was about to faint, and suddenly shouted loudly: "Okay, you dare to insult Mr., look for a beating!" ”
Zhao Wen grabbed the bamboo board, whirred in the wind, and hit Tang Yi, but fortunately, Tang Yi was clever, took a step back, and dodged the fatal blow.
"Mr. is angry, the students have explained, there is no insult to Mr.!" Tang Yi hurriedly defended.
"Dare to quibble, it's unreasonable!"
Zhao Wen's eyes were red, he blew his beard and glared, and pounced suddenly, Tang Yi was taken aback. This teacher is also too violent, it's just a firecracker, just a little bit, how can there be no self-cultivation at all. If you ask me to solve the problem, even if I don't break it well, it won't be like this! The son once said, "If you don't teach, you will be abused!" How can a man who is a good man be unreasonable, how can he abuse minors!
This is also Tang Yi's casual habit, he and Tang Xiucai often joke, and the teacher Wei Liangfu is also an old man, laughing and scolding, and playing tricks on his apprentices when he has nothing to do, so that Tang Yi is not interested in the "Heaven and Earth Monarch Teacher" at all.
Not everyone is like Tang Xiucai, they are all like Wei Liangfu, Zhao Wen is an old-fashioned person, he regards the Three Principles and Five Constants as more important than the sky, students are students, and teachers are teachers. What is the place where the school is taught, where the way of Confucius and Mencius is taught, where you can say some vulgar words and insult Sven.
The crazy Zhao Juren chased after him desperately, and it seemed that if he fell into his hands, he could be dismantled, how could Tang Yi not run.
"Sir, rest the rage, rest the rage!"
No matter what Tang Yi said, Zhao Wen was stunned, panting and chasing after him, and the two of them ran back and forth around the table, making people turn on their backs. The bear children below are dumbfounded, the new buddies are too fierce!
The skinniest child in this, when he sees Mr., he is honestly like a mouse who has seen a cat, which one dares to run away when Mr. hits you. This one is good, jumping and jumping, almost like a circus.
A little fat man sitting in the back row tried to stare at the soybean bag, and he couldn't close his mouth. His grandmother's, this is called amazing, if he is not driven away, Lao Tzu will worship him as a big brother. Tang Yi didn't know that he already had one more die-hard fan.
When the chickens and dogs were jumping, suddenly someone coughed at the door. The sound was not loud, but Zhao Juren was like being struck by lightning, his body shook, and he hurriedly stopped. Peeking in, there was a handsome middle-aged man standing at the door, dressed in thin clothes, looking at it with blazing eyes.
Zhao Juren immediately lowered his head in shame, and hurriedly said, "Master, the disciple has no form, please punish the master!" ”
The handsome middle-aged guy walked in slowly, and an amazing scene appeared, and the bear children in the school stopped smiling one by one, lowered their heads, and remained silent. This is called aura, the person who comes is indeed unusual, and Tang Yi can't help but look at it secretly.
The two looked at each other, and a smile appeared on this person's face, and he immediately took it back.
"Zhao Wen, teaching pays attention to teaching according to aptitude, blindly fierce, not the way of a teacher."
"Thank you for the teachings of the teacher, and the disciple is engraved in the heart!"
"Okay, you go ahead with the class, leave this kid to me!"
"Yes." Zhao Wen, who had not changed, became a good baby, tidied up his clothes, and returned to his position. It's just that he still glared at Tang Yi angrily, looking like a cannibal.
The class couldn't stay anymore, so he could only follow the middle-aged man out of it dejectedly. The first day of school was so excessive, Tang Yi also regretted it a little. Zhao Wen's temper is not good, how can he be a good temper, he is a teacher, let a little bit and there will be no less meat, he has to be competitive, if it is passed out, no school will dare to ask for himself.
Bitter!
Tang Yi pulled his hair painfully, but the middle-aged handsome guy didn't care, took Tang Yi to the bottom of the bamboo forest, sat on the stone pier, and looked at Tang Yi with a smile.
"You may not know me, my name is Tang Shunzhi, the cursive word is Yixiu, and the world calls me Mr. Jingchuan."
"Huh? Are you Mr. Jing Chuan? Now it was Tang Yi's turn to be surprised, he learned from Liuying's mouth that Tang Shunzhi, who was both civil and military, a famous person, really didn't expect it to be cloth and linen shoes, if it wasn't for his extraordinary bearing, he would simply be a farmer's uncle.
"What, it's better to meet than to be famous?" Tang Shunzhi said with a smile.
"No, no, no, it's better to meet than to be famous."
Tang Shunzhi smiled: "Actually, I'm talking about you, the famous and intelligent Tang prodigy, which is really disappointing." There are more than 10 million talented people in the world, but there are very few who can dominate the world. For example, the prodigy Zhongyong, relying on his talent, squandered it wantonly, and finally disappeared from everyone. Could it be that you also want to learn from Zhong Yong? Maybe I can write an article about hurting Tang Yi, what do you think? ”
Tang Shun's face was gentle and drizzly, but the words he said were more powerful than knives, and cold sweat broke out on Tang Yi's forehead. Tang Shunzhi put away his serious expression, slowly stood up, and gently patted Tang Yi's shoulder.
"Child, back then, I Tang Shunzhi despised Zhang Xuan's character, but he was my chief examiner, and the title of master and apprentice was determined early, and then I was to blame for more than ten years. Buddhists have King Kong angry eyes, and there are also Bodhisattvas who bow their eyebrows, read and study, not only learn the four books and five classics, and the eight articles, but also learn to polish the heart and surrender the dragon and tiger in the heart! ”
In fact, Tang Yi's actions just now were more of a joke, but in Tang Shunzhi's opinion, he was proud of his talents, and Tang Yi couldn't explain it. However, Tang Shunzhi's words made Tang Yi feel more and more that he must truly learn the rules of this world and no longer act rashly.
Thinking of this, Tang Yi said respectfully: "The late student has been taught!" ”
"Hehe, just listen to it, come here, I want to check how your homework is?" Tang Shunzhi said.