Chapter 0008 - Cheap Wife

"Wait!" Seeing that Tang Liulang pulled out his horizontal knife in annoyance, the girl shouted, pointed to the bearded man and said, "You dare to touch me to try, unless you don't want his life." ”

Tang Liulang subconsciously looked back at his team, only to see him holding his stomach, his upper body bowing slightly, and there were long noises behind his buttocks from time to time, and some of the sounds were stretched like singing, which was more tactful than the pear garden song that the girl sang just now.

"Go and report to the school captain," the bearded man finished speaking, blushing and covering his stomach thickly, and rushed towards the latrine in the camp, the speed was like thunder.

"It stinks! It stinks! The girl fanned the wind with her hands as she walked into the barracks, and the soldiers stopped her with guns, and she said with a smile, "You big men, are you afraid that I won't be alone?" If you don't let me in, how can you heal your team? Call your lieutenant to meet me. ”

The people outside looked at the girl alone, just breaking into the barracks, and couldn't help but be amazed, this is the first time in the world!

In a border city like Yerong City, the army is big and the government is small, it can be said that Captain Yu is the soil emperor of Yerong City, and everything here is his final say. For so many years, except for the Wu team just now, who dares to fart at the barracks?

But this foreign little girl just broke in, this is really a lame fart - evil!

What's even more evil is that after half a pillar of incense, the little girl forced her way into the barracks, not only safe and sound, but also brought a lame man out. It's terrible, it's terrible, it's really an evil door now, an evil door

There were hundreds of people outside the barracks, and there was an uproar. Tang Liulang didn't dare to be fierce to the girl anymore, his own school captain smiled at the girl, and said that he would let the person go, he was a big soldier, and then he was fierce to the girl, it wasn't the birthday boy who hanged himself - he was impatient.

Tang Liulang was unhappy, so he could only rush to the flat-headed people outside, and came out with a group of soldiers carrying knives, shouting: "What are you looking at?!" Hurry up and disperse, the military camp is heavy, how can it be a place for you to watch, if you delay the military situation, it will be a capital crime! ”

Yu Shouzhong stood in the barracks, watched Li Ang and the two leave the camp, and then whispered to the recruit named Zhao Er: "You take someone to secretly monitor that Li Ang." ”

"Whoa!"

"Be careful, don't let that little lady notice."

"Captain don't worry, I know."

Outside the barracks, the girl looked at Li Ang on crutches and said, "What's the matter?" Now I believe that this girl can get rid of your sin, right? Hum! ”

The injury to Leon's left foot has subsided, but he still wears a cane to pretend to be vulnerable.

After staying in the dark stone house for a long time, he just came out, his eyes were a little unsuitable for the strong light outside, he squinted, and built a pergola in front of his forehead with his right hand.

To be honest, he was indeed a little curious, what was the origin of this little girl, who could let a person like Yu Shouzhong, who didn't see rabbits and eagles, let him go, and returned the golden knife and jade wrench.

"By the way, what's your name?"

"Li Ang" Li Ang replied lazily, and the end of the word Ang was dragged long, "What is your name?" ”

"Less set almost! Hurry up and give me your puppy, and we'll settle the bill. ”

"Don't ask, don't ask, I'm hungry, go, I'll ask you to rub it, it's a thank you guy."

"Rub?" The little girl suddenly fanned a pair of big eyes, and her face was full of doubt.

"Uh...... Just eat a meal, yours, understand? ”

"Oh~ just you?"

"What's wrong with me? Is it wrong to ask a benefactor to rub it? ”

The girl did not bother to answer him, but went to the side of the road and led her horse, and then took a rope from the bag beside the saddle, and came to tie Leon's hands.

"Grandma, you're sick! What are you doing? Leon broke away.

The girl smiled slyly and said, "This is necessary to prevent you from escaping. Until you find the puppy, you are my slave. She said that she was going to tie up Leon again.

Li Ang was so angry that he pushed his crutches and put on a golden rooster and said, "As for you, I'm a severely disabled person, even if I want to escape, I can escape?" ”

"Less garlic! Stretch your hands out. ”

"Why do you want to tie it up? Do you have the humanity to abuse a severely disabled person like this. ”

"Look! The calluses on the hands are thicker than the ones on the feet. ”

"What does that mean?"

"It means that you use your hands more than your feet! What's more, your left foot is only a little injured, and you are not really lame, and if you really want to run, you are afraid that you will be faster than a dog. ”

The girl could not help but say, the rope was put on his hand, and she deftly tied a dead knot, and then she picked up the cane and stuffed it into his hand, and easily turned over and got on the horse, and walked away.

Li Ang never expected that this little girl would come for real. He was dragged forward and had to follow, although she was not fast, but she was not slow, and Leon was on crutches and was pulled to the ground.

Although there are no shops on the street of Yerong City, there are still many pedestrians. Everyone watched Li Ang being tied up by the girl like this and pulled behind the horse, and they all looked sideways. Li Ang did not comb his head in a bun, but only tied a ponytail at the back of his head, which is very in line with the image of a fugitive slave in people's hearts.

Li Ang was unhappy in his heart, and opened his mouth to shout: "Wife! Wife! You see, everybody is going to watch? What kind of system do you want to pull me back like this? Wife! Wife! Even if I go back, you can't do this, my leg is injured, you let me follow with a cane, is there a brutal wife like you in this world?"

Li Ang called "wife" one by one, he is the customary name of later generations, that is, he suffered such a loss, took advantage of it and came back, anyway, idle is idle, isn't it? However, if this title is changed to another dynasty, it may be invalid, but in this Tang Dynasty, it will make him crooked.

The titles of "husband" and "wife" between husband and wife also originated in the Tang Dynasty, and there was a scholar named Mai Aixin in the Tang Dynasty. So, I wrote a pair of couplets and put them on the desk: "The lotus is ruined, and the fallen leaves return to the roots to become old lotus roots." ”

After the couplet was seen by his wife, she sensed that her husband had the idea of abandoning the old and accepting the new, so she continued to write the following couplet: "The yellow rice is ripe, and the rice is now new grain." ”

Mai Aixin read his wife's next couplet, and was very ashamed, so he gave up the idea of abandoning the old and accepting the new. When the wife saw that her husband had changed his mind and did not forget the old love, she wrote with a pen: "My husband is very fair. ”

Mai Aixin also waved his pen and continued to write the following couplet: "My wife is a mother-in-law. ”

This educational story quickly spread and became a good story for generations, and since then, there has been a custom of calling each other "husband" and "wife" between husband and wife.

If Li Ang shouted "Niangzi" at this time, it would not achieve the effect he wanted, because in the Tang Dynasty, servants called their own mistress and young lady, also known as "Niangzi." ”

Li Ang's shouting made many people on the street "suddenly realize", and immediately a kind aunt came up to stop the girl's horse head and persuaded: "This little lady, this is your mistake, look at you are also from a big family, you should have read the "Female Rules" of the Holy Empress Wendeshun, right?" ”

"It's not right to treat your husband like this. Even if he is wrong, you should save some face for him. ”

There were more and more people around, and they immediately echoed with other aunts: "That's right! That's right! Husband and wife, quarreling at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, why is this, I don't know and think I'm pulling a fugitive slave. ”

Things came suddenly, the girl was riding on the horse, her face was as red as a piece of cloth, she was about to argue, Li Ang immediately said loudly: "Folks, our marriage was made a small contract, and it was just completed last year."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" The girl's face turned red and blue with anger, and she jumped off the horse to whip Leon.

The folk customs of the Tang Dynasty are simple, and the aunts of the Tang Dynasty are more enthusiastic than the masses in Chaoyang District, Beijing!

The aunts grabbed the girl one after another, you pulled the arm, I grabbed the horsewhip, and worked together to calm this "family dispute". One of the fat aunts called a Ma Li with her hands and feet, and in less than five seconds, the girl's dead knot was stunned to untie her.

Li Ang was moved, pulled the fat aunt's sleeve and said with tears in his eyes: "Thank you, auntie!" Thank you, Auntie! ”

"It's a trivial matter, don't thank you, let's hurry up and coax your family. This young couple, quarrels are common, me and I are still arguing and arguing for so many years, and the man must have a mind and let her be fine. ”

"Auntie! You don't know! It's tears when you say it! I married her on my fingertips, but then my family fell into the middle of the road, and my father-in-law was a trustworthy man, and he still let her marry me last year. But what about her, she thinks my family is poor, and her nose is not my nose, and my eyes are not eyes! He has never refused to admit that I am his husband, and you have just seen it, but anyone with a little conscience would treat his husband like this on the street? ”

"Alas, really! Since you are married, how can you regret it? ”

"Yes! Oh, yes! As the saying goes, marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog, dislike the poor and love the rich and regret marriage, this is not right! ”

"Auntie, ladies and gentlemen, it's really reasonable, please help me persuade her well."

"Done! It's all wrapped up in the eldest mother. ”

"By the way, auntie, she hasn't given me anything to eat for a few days, I'm hungry! Auntie lend me a few money first, can I buy a few buns to eat? ”

"Take it!"

is worthy of being the aunt of the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty, heroic!

Li Ang took a few hot copper plates, looked back at the little ladies who were surrounded by the aunts, smiled secretly, and quickly fled with crutches

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At the same time, thank you for the rewards of the big-crowned beast, the apple in your mouth and others, and ask you weakly, and what? Wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, and reward me with a few buns!.