Chapter 277: Vinegar Soars into the Sky and Makes a Hole in the Room
Violent overage pseudo-Lori Oda Nobuko and Wang Tianxie have been arranged by Oda Nobuhide by the "Owari Country Big Cat" since they were ten years old to train them in all aspects. In particular, the old man Hirate Masahide, the chief diplomat of Owari Province, taught the two of them in detail about his strategy of using various diplomatic means to successfully obtain the righteousness of the world.
Although the violent overage pseudo-Lori often pretended to be crazy and stupid at that time, in exchange for his younger brother Oda Nobuyuki and his family elders to relax their vigilance, she was the sixth day demon king of Wang Tianxi's previous life after all. Even in this life and space, the demon king has become a cute king, and her pretending to be crazy and stupid and being a low-key person still does not affect her absorption of knowledge from all aspects.
"The pit viper of Minokoku" Saito Michizo was sent to the lunch box by his disobedient son Saito Yoshiryu in Nagara River, and entrusted his suicide note and big sword to the violent overage pseudo-Lori and Princess Medusa through Taoist Sun Hachiro.
On the suicide note of "The Pit Viper of Minong Country", it is written in black and white that Minong Country gave the words "Violent Overage Pseudo-Lori" as Princess Medusa as the dowry of Princess Medusa to Butterfly Nongji. Coupled with the big knife of the "pit viper of the Minong Country", it can be said beyond doubt that the violent overage pseudo-Lori is actually the real and justifiable master of the Mino Country.
Now, Minokoku's disobedient son Saito Yoshiryu was sent to the Santugawa River with poison pills by his thirteen-year-old disobedient son Saito Ryuko. It can be said that Longxing Taishotai, the lord of the Mino Kingdom, has no reputation at all, and as long as he is a powerful daimyo, he can be defeated.
The only thing that Long Xing Dazheng Tai can rely on, or his greatest help, is his main wife. Akuhime, the adopted daughter of Hishimasa Asai, the lord of Omi Province. Ironically, it was the one who facilitated his marriage to Akuhime. But it was the father who was sent a bento by him, Mino Kuni's disobedient son Saito Yoshiryu.
Hm. In fact, it is not difficult to understand that the so-called political marriage is just a formality, and the relationship is in place. This guy Saito Yoshiryu is a heavy lolicon, and when Akuhime got married, she was already a nineteen-year-old mature royal sister! How could this possibly interest Yoshiryu Saito!
Therefore, it would be good for Akuhime to decisively marry his son Ryuko Taishota. Just like the white-faced urn Imagawa Yoshimoto did at the beginning, he married his niece to a decade younger than her. Matsudaira Komasata of Mikawa Province back then. Well, that's it.
"You see, in this way, except for the Asai family in Omi Province, the ministers up to Heiankyo will not recognize Saito Ryuko's status, and the daimyo from all over the country will not recognize him. Therefore, our biggest enemy is not the Longxing boy, but the Asai family of Omi Province. "Wang Tian's evil head is to analyze the violent overage pseudo-Lori.
Analysis of Wang Tianxie. Violent overage pseudo-Lori agrees very much. However, her thoughts at the moment were several times crazier than what Wang Tianxie planned to do, and she was worthy of being the sixth day Meng King in the future.
It's just that. Violent overage pseudo-Lori doesn't want to reveal her thoughts so quickly. Because, she still has some thoughts that are not clear enough. In her words, when will she have a clear mind? She's going to tell everyone, now. The Buddha said, "Don't say it...... Unspeakable......
"By the way, today is your big day. You have to cherish it, but I left all my face behind to help you turn a delicate beauty back. It's definitely harder than hiking up Mt. Fuji, then jumping into the crater to take a shower and back again. ......"After talking about the serious thing, the violent overage pseudo-Lori suddenly beat Wang Tianxie's chest with anger on her face, and her teeth creaked and said to Wang Tianxie.
Indeed, it is very coincidental that today is precisely the day when the violent overage pseudo-Lori instructed Zhuang Zaemon to send the pit daddy's little sister Lanzi to the "Red Lantern Izakaya". After tonight's pit daddy little sister and Wang Tianxie finish the bang, early tomorrow morning, everyone will set off to return to Owari Province.
Since the official wedding ceremony between Wang Tianxie and the little royal sister of the pit father will be held after everyone returns to Cheongju City. Therefore, the little royal sister of the pit father just wore a white long skirt kimono today, covered her head with a white hat, covered her jet-black hair and the upper half of her face, and was sent into the "Red Lantern Izakaya" by her own daddy Saemon.
Speaking of which, as the father of the little royal sister, Shozaemon should have escorted his daughter directly into the entrance of the "Red Lantern Izakaya" to the main hall according to the etiquette. However, the violent overage pseudo-Lori was already angry about this marriage, so she blocked the Zhuang Zuoemon directly at the entrance.
Anyway, she has already gained notoriety, and the entire Owari Province and even the whole world know that she is a guy who disregards etiquette. Therefore, she is in a bad mood now, and of course she will not give Shozaemon a good look. Anyway, the other party is just a small businessman...... Well, the larger businessmen...... Ahem, no, it's a very big businessman.
However, the violent overage pseudo-Lori is not happy, but it will not be too much. With a smile and the highest status of the head of the family, she personally welcomed the little royal sister of the pit father into the entrance and brought her to Wang Tianxie, who was waiting in the main hall, which could be regarded as giving Zhuang Zuoemon, a big businessman, enough face.
The little sister of the sun didn't know why today, so she ran home angrily, and hugged the little moon Lori with her little cat lantern and hugged a princess directly. Immediately afterwards, she walked out of the house with the moon loli in her arms, put the moon loli on the ground, turned her head and went home to take a bubble bath. Only Moon Lori was left alone, holding the kitten lantern in one hand, and banging on the door with the other hand.
Moon Lori cried for a while, and found that the little sister of the sun didn't plan to open the door at all, so she wiped her tears while carrying her favorite kitten lantern and began to walk silently alone...... Soon, though, her attention was drawn to a group of people. Wow, it seems to be so lively down there, it seems to be so interesting! It turned out that she had just come to the top of the "Red Lantern Izakaya".
The "Red Lantern Izakaya" has hung more red lanterns than usual today, because tonight is the wedding night of the daughter of Tenzae, the king of Owari Kunichi, and Shozaemon, one of the ten merchants of Sakai Port. By the way, tonight, Wang Tianxie definitely spent the most unique wedding night.
Well, although he had never experienced marriage in his previous life, he had heard a lot of stories about new houses on the Internet.
In the first half of the wedding night, a group of relatives and friends spent a lot of time in the new house, and even in some places it was very perverted...... Well, until...... Until the second half of the night...... Even in the middle of the night...... is the one who really belongs to a couple of newcomers......
But the problem is, regardless of the turmoil of the Warring States Period, or even the Ming Kingdom across the sea, there is almost no such thing as a new house, and the ancient bride is very shy! But the result is,Since the dinner party in the evening,Violent overage pseudo-Lori began to constantly harass the two protagonists of tonight's newlywed.。
All kinds of difficulties followed...... It's funny if one person holds one side of the scissors and cuts out a pair of winged birds on red paper. It was hard enough for this one person to cut the winged bird with scissors, and now the two of them worked together to cut the ...... Hmmm, the effect of disgusting people is very good!
Immediately afterwards, Princess Medusa, Guangxiu Lori, and Tianling Lori also came up with questions, lest the world be chaotic.
Well, to be correct, only Tianling big Lori and a group of demon clan little Loli are afraid that the world will not be chaotic. Violent overage pseudo-Lori, Princess Medusa, and Guangxiu Da Lori, these three Wang Tianxie's bed companions who can't be made public, all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred in their hearts are a big drop! Aged vinegar, rice vinegar, white vinegar, various kinds of vinegar, and a variety of vinegars are intertwined...... Well, it's not your average sour!
Everyone tossed for most of the night, and finally sent Wang Tianxie and the little royal sister of the pit father into the guest room of the new house. However, with the two black-bellied lords, the two black-bellied lords of Guangxiu Da Lori and the second princess of the Heavenly Ghost Line, Wang Tianxie's wedding night, how could it be safe and sound so far!
Well, when Wang Tianxie first wanted to help the little royal sister who was already too shy to become a boiled lobster, untie the placket of the kimono...... Wow, how could a snow-white wolf come into the guest room? The little royal sister was frightened and panicked.
Well, when Wang Tianxie used a lot of effort, he grabbed the back of the head of the snow wolf little Lori Ryoko, put the little Lori outside the door of the guest room, comforted the little sister of the pit father, and wanted to untie the kimono placket of the little sister of the pit dad for the second time...... Wow, that cute little fox last time! The little royal sister happily teased the nine-tailed golden-haired jade-faced sky fox little Lori Chiyoko who was constantly rubbing at her feet.
Well, when Wang Tianxie used ten lollipops, he finally bribed ~ bribed ~ nine-tailed golden-haired jade-faced sky fox little Lori Chiyoko succeeded, and after putting Xiao Lori outside the door of the guest room, Guangxiu Da Lori's final killing secret technique was shot.
Changzi, Jinxue, Tianmei, Xiazi, Meizi, Shixiang, Jiazi, Yaoxi, the eight big snakes Little Lori, under the inducement of Guangxiu Big Lori, worked together to conjure up a little Big Snake, and crawled in front of the little sister of the pit father with a twist and twist very excitedly. The eight triangular heads of the little big snake, the two of them were intertwined into two pairs of bows, shaking their heads at the little royal sister.
For an ordinary little royal sister, its cute effect is extreme...... Fail; Its scare effect is extreme...... Shock!
"Wow! Strange snakes! Youkai! The little royal sister of the pit father shouted the most poignant scream in her life with an ultra-high decibel that was enough to shatter the glass of Wang Tianxie's previous life, and then ...... Well, immediately after, he fainted gorgeously in Wang Tianxie's arms.
The little royal sister of the pit father fainted, and at the same time, her screams frightened the little eight-fold big snake and couldn't maintain its true body anymore, and directly reduced it to eight eight-fold big snake little Lori, sitting on the ground and crying.
In short, Wang Tianxie's wedding night, well...... It can be regarded as completely relieving the hatred of the three ultimate vinegar jars of violent overage pseudo-Lori, Guangxiu big Lori, and Princess Medusa! Gratifying and congratulating...... Gratifying and congratulating...... (To be continued......)