On this day, I went shopping with Shanshan, and it was the first time I went out shopping alone with a girl. In the past, I have heard others say that shopping with girls is the most annoying and tiring, picking and choosing is not finished, you say that you want to buy what you need to quickly flash people, that's okay, the most afraid is the kind of pick and choose and finally don't buy, or don't pick and choose a lot of them.

At first, I thought it was a terrible thing, so I was prepared to suffer before I left the house, just in case. Anyway, I also came out of the army, I want to climb the mountains and rivers back then, and I haven't practiced the kung fu of flying eaves and walking on the wall, and no matter how hard and tiring the life is, I am afraid that this shopping will not be successful?

However, the results of the facts surprised me. After shopping with her for a long time, except for watching movies, eating snacks, and playing around, except for buying a few clothes, there was nothing else. I thought to myself that this is too easy, I thought I would buy a lot of big bags and small bags, who knows, it is just wandering around here, this is much easier than the training at that time, how can it be as scary as they say.

I stayed with her until late when I came home, and on the way back, we met a thief with a knife. I saw the thief say with a vicious face: "Hurry up and hand over the money, otherwise the uncle will poke you two holes out!" ”

I immediately thought it amused, and I could only say that this little thief was really not long-sighted, and he was unlucky to be planted in my hands. Just when I wanted to step forward and divide five by two to solve the thief, Shanshan on the side suddenly blocked me behind me and said, "You little guy, listen up, the old lady gives you three choices——"

However, before she could finish speaking, the thief immediately glared at her and said, "You fucking nonsense, quickly hand over the money in your pocket, or Lao Tzu will draw a flower on your face!" ”

Immediately, Shanshan was furious, and suddenly a domineering side was revealed, and said: "Shut up the fuck for the old lady, and if you talk nonsense, the old lady will castrate you!" ”

This roar frightened the little thief, and dared to love this girl who was still a difficult master to mess with.

But I heard her say: "The first choice, get out of here as soon as you rob the money, and then the two of us go to the police, and the police will arrest you and go back to jail." ”

The thief was stunned for a moment, and then asked: "What does this mean, dare to love the second choice?" ”

She said: "The second option, after you have robbed the money, you will kill both of us, and then the police will arrest you and shoot you." ”

The thief was dumbfounded, and asked again, "Then is there a third option?" ”

She said again: "The third option, you give the old lady a fuck now, the old lady has never given birth to anything, and if you don't have any money in the future, you will find a job to earn money by yourself!" ”

The little thief was puzzled for a moment, and immediately raised his thumb and said, "Grandma, you cow!" And then he ran.

At this time, I admired her a little: "I can't see that you are quite good!" ”

She smiled and said, "That's right, we are also people who have seen the world, how can we be frightened by such little thieves." ”

In other words, this thief is cowardly, otherwise if he meets a master who wants money and does not want his life, I am afraid that he will have to solve it by force.

When I came back that night, I dreamed that I was going shopping with her, and we had a great time. Later, when I got tired of playing, I found a place to sit and rest, and she leaned on my shoulder and fell asleep after a while. At this moment, Uncle Wang suddenly appeared to the side and shouted at me angrily, which woke me up from my dream. When I woke up, I found Uncle Wang standing by the bed looking at me with an angry face.

I stretched out my arm and asked, "Hmm, is it dawn?" ”

Who knows, Uncle Wang angrily pointed at me and scolded: "You stinky boy, look at the good things you have done, get out of here!" ”

"What's wrong with me?" I sat up with a puzzled expression, but at this moment, something happened that made me pillbox.

At this moment, she was sleeping next to me, and it happened that she was also awake now, only to see her say, "Dad? What are you doing, do you know that it is very rude to suddenly break into someone's room? ”

I was immediately dumbfounded, what was going on, I clearly remembered that she had returned to her room last night, how could she be in my bed again? Oh, I'll go, could it be that my consciousness has become stronger again, and I directly pulled her out of the wormhole? No, my superpowers still work?

Just look at Uncle Wang's face and say, "You two dress me and come out, I have something to say!" So saying, he threw his hand and went out.

However, at this time, she pouted with disdain and said, "Hey, what age is it, it's really an antique." ”

I couldn't help but ask, "Didn't you go back to your room when you came back last night, why did you sleep in my room again?" ”

She rolled her eyes, but said, "Please, you can see clearly, this is my room." ”

As soon as I heard this, I looked around, and suddenly I had a residual thought, I dared to love that I had stepped through the wormhole by myself! His grandmother's, what kind of superpower, poke this kind of fart basket for me!

I scratched my head and asked, "Well, nothing happened last night, did you?" ”

She couldn't help but raise her eyebrows and said, "Xiaoxiao, you shouldn't want to repay the debt, right?" ”

"Oh, I'll go!" I immediately stroked my forehead with a wry face, this is really unscrupulous. But then again, why don't I remember anything?

She grinned and said, "Don't worry, I'll be responsible." ”

I'm going to go, why does that sound so awkward?

Then, the two of us got dressed and left the room, and I sat on the sofa with my head down, not daring to look directly at Uncle Wang's expression. And she sat next to me, combing her hair leisurely, looking unconcerned.

Uncle Wang's fingers kept tapping on the tabletop, his eyes staring at the two of us, and after a while he said, "When did you two start?" ”

I said, "I guess it started yesterday." ”

Uncle Wang immediately said, "What does it mean to be counted as having started yesterday? ”

I said, "That, because last night was the first time." ”

He asked, "Really?" ”

At this time, Shanshan on the side said: "Nonsense, is it necessary to fake this kind of thing?" ”

"Hmm." Uncle Wang shook his head, looking very puzzled, and said, "I found that the two of you are really two strange flowers. ”

She asked, "What do you mean?" ”

He said: "You two think you are rice and can cross species? Do you know what the consequences of this will be? ”

I said, "You know, it could cause genetic mutations in humans that could have some catastrophic consequences." ”

Uncle Wang immediately patted the table and said, "Since you know, why don't you hold it?" ”

I hurriedly explained: "This thing is not what you think, it's not that I didn't control it, it's that I dreamed of her last night, but I didn't do anything in the dream, and I don't remember anything when I woke up, in fact, I don't know what it's all about; Do you understand what I'm talking about? ”

Uncle Wang couldn't help but look at me with a strange face. At this time, Shanshan on the side suddenly said: "This old antique's thinking is stubborn, what are you doing with him so much." ”

Uncle Wang said: "! Whoever said that my thinking is stubborn, the main reason is that the situation between the two of you is special, and if you don't get it right, you will get into trouble. ”

Shanshan said: "It's a bullshit trouble!" I ask you, what would you do if aliens came to Earth one day and asked to marry humans? ”

"You-" Uncle Wang was about to retort, when the phone suddenly rang, and he said, "You two are not allowed to sit here and stay still, and we will talk about it when I come back after answering the phone." ”

I couldn't help scratching my head and asked, "You just said aliens, are there really aliens?" ”

But she said, "Where did you come from without aliens?" ”

I said, "I made it up by my dad, what does this have to do with aliens?" ”

She said: "You stupid, it's not all the same in principle, you're an alien, and aliens are aliens." ”

I couldn't help but think for a moment and said, "It seems to make sense; So if aliens do want to marry humans, what do you think should be done? ”

She said: "Of course, the opinion of all human beings should be consulted, and those who are willing to intermarry should intermarry, and those who are not willing to intermarry should not intermarry." ”

I nodded and said, "Well, that's a good idea. ”

At this time, Uncle Wang came back and asked, "Where did you just go?" ”

I said, "What do you think you should do if aliens were going to marry humans?" ”

He said, "Ah yes, what you just said seems to make sense, but the question is whether there are aliens or not. Even if there are aliens, they don't necessarily intermarry with humans, so your assumption is not valid. ”

She added, "Suppose he's an alien and he's asking to marry me, what are you going to do?" ”

I hurriedly said, "I didn't ask to marry you?" ”

She said, "You idiot, you have said that it is hypothetical!" Also, do you want to pay the bill? ”

"No, I don't." I scratched my head and said.

Uncle Wang looked at the two of us, couldn't help but smack his lips, and said, "Uh, about this issue, I have to apply to the organization first, and then hold a voting meeting, and then I can-huh?" No, I almost got you this girl in; This kid is clearly an artificial person, where is an alien, you don't have to talk about it here. ”

She said, "What's wrong with the androids, aren't the androids living beings?" Speaking of which, many years ago, there was a girl who married the "Eiffel Tower", and even the tower that is not a living body can be combined with people, so why can't an artificial person be combined with a person? Artificial meat can also replace pork for human consumption. ”

I nodded and said, "Mmmm, that makes sense, I raise my hands in approval." ”

When Uncle Wang heard this, he couldn't help but smack his lips again, and said, "Well, I still have to apply to the organization first, and then hold a voting meeting, and then I can-huh?" No, I'm getting caught up in you again; The combination of the tower and the human has no effect on the genetics of the human offspring, so there is no problem; And the two of you can't, there's a big problem. ”

She added: "Speaking of genetics, there is another example, many years ago, a zebra and a donkey were combined, and then a zebra was born, which is also a cross-species union, and now it seems that there is no problem; Or are you racist and you are discriminating against artificial people? ”

I nodded and said, "Mmmm, that makes sense; Cyborgs are also human, and I demand protest. ”

Uncle Wang immediately said: "Nonsense! How could I be racist, and besides, it doesn't have anything to do with racism. ”

She said, "Whoever says that you refuse to fulfill both of us, that is a sign of racial discrimination; What's more, the law clearly stipulates the freedom of marriage, and it does not say that artificial people are not allowed to marry people, do you want to do something that violates the law? ”

I nodded and said, "Mmmm, that makes sense; The duty of a soldier is to obey orders, and to violate the law is to disobey the orders of the state. ”

Uncle Wang was immediately so angry that he blew his beard and glared, he glared at the two of us, and said, "People say that girls are extroverted, and it's true; Forget it, I don't care about this, you two love it, if you give birth to a monster in the future, don't blame me for not warning you in advance. ”

But they saw her say, "So what, they all say, 'Man is born of a god, and a demon is born of a god's mother, and if a demon has a human nature, it is no longer a demon!" Even if you give birth to a youkai, as long as you have a good nature, isn't it the same? ”

Uncle Wang immediately rolled his eyes and said, "." ”

At this time, I couldn't help but joke: "What if I have to give birth to a shemale?" ”

She suddenly pushed me and said, "you, talk nonsense!" ”

Uncle Wang shook his head and said helplessly: "Alas, it's really an old madman who gave birth to a little madman!" Forget it, I won't talk to you, I'll do my experiments. ”

"Wait a minute, Dad, you first eliminate his superpower, lest one day he dreams of other women again." Shanshan said suddenly.

I'm okay with that. She's right, if one day I accidentally dream of another woman, then this basket will be bigger.

Uncle Wang said: "I haven't heard of superpowers that can be eliminated." ”

Shanshan said, "Oh, you can try it, and I will do an experiment for you." ”

Uncle Wang said helplessly: "Come with me." ”

Then the three of us went to the lab together, and then I sat down again with the equipment for the experiment. At this time, I suddenly felt a little strange, so I asked, "Uncle, why is this instrument a little different from the one used in the previous experiments?" ”

Suddenly, Shanshan, who was helping on the side, patted me and said, "Silly boy, I should be called father-in-law." ”

I nodded and said, "Oh, father-in-law." ”

Uncle Wang couldn't help but glance at me, and after he got it done, he went outside and started the instrument, saying, "Okay girl, you come out, don't stand next to me and get in the way." ”

"Oh, got it." Shanshan walked out.

After a while, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, and I saw that my body began to sink in. I couldn't help but ask, "What's going on, something seems wrong?" ”

Seeing this, Uncle Wang's face couldn't help but change, and said, "It's broken, this is the time shuttle device I just developed!" ”

"What!" When I heard this, my face changed.

But I saw Shanshan hurriedly said: "Hurry up and turn off the switch!" ”

Uncle Wang couldn't help frowning and scolded: "Damn, the main program started and couldn't stop halfway!" ”

"What then?" Shanshan suddenly felt anxious.

At that moment, a flash of light flashed, and my body was completely submerged in a dark whirlpool.

Seeing this, Uncle Wang couldn't help but say, "It's over, it's too late." ”

"You antique! Dotard! In a fit of rage, he slammed the door and ran out of the laboratory.

Uncle Wang couldn't help but sigh and said, "Alas, it's really providential. ”

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