In the early Han Dynasty, it was indeed a sin to be handsome, and Emperor Jing felt that the crown prince Liu Che was already an unforgivable sin, and strictly ordered him to gain weight as soon as possible. Looking at the portrait of the ancestor Liu Bang sent by the emperor's father, the so-called Longzhun and dragon face, beautiful beard and beard, really made Liu Che cry and laugh.

Longzhun refers to the nose is full, the head is hypertrophied, the nose bridge is straight, it is best to go straight to the Yintang, and there is no depression in the mountain root part between the eyes. This kind of nose is called Fuxi nose in physiognomy. Long Yan refers to the fact that the head and face are different from ordinary people, the forehead is not only square, but also has a square protruding bone in the heavenly court. Just like the skull of the dragon king, it is called Fuxi bone in physiognomy, also called horn, the bigger the bone is, the more expensive it is, and the round is secondary. This is the so-called "horned dragon face", which is the product of the emperor, and many founding emperors have this kind of appearance.

Whether the previous ancestors really grew into portraits, Liu Che has never seen them, and he does not dare to comment on them. It's the emperor's father, who is obviously the appearance of an ordinary Guanzhong man, at most he is fat-headed and big-eared. He has fat and wide earlobes, a pronounced double chin, plus a ring of flesh on his belly.

Liu Che has been exercising physical fitness according to the methods of his previous life since he was a child, and occasionally practicing the internal skills of his family, and in his early tens, he is close to seven feet (1 Han foot = 23.1 cm), which is more than half a head taller than children of the same age. According to the standards of the previous life, the body proportion is very well-proportioned, and he is a beautiful boy.

However, for Liu Che, who is the crown prince, this well-proportioned and toned posture has attracted a lot of criticism that he has nothing to find fault with. Not only the emperor's father, but also the ministers of the Han Dynasty also felt that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was too thin and not majestic enough, which made people feel very unstable. Liu Che really didn't understand why they wanted a child in his early teens to have a fat head and big ears of royal majesty. Is it just because he joined the central government office to assist in governance, or is he much taller than children of the same age?

Later history books do not describe the appearance of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty too much, some people say that he is magnificent, domineering, and has a kind of momentum that dominates the world; Some people say that he is handsome and martial, and he is suave; Some people even say that he is like a dragon and a pig.

The only thing that Liu Che can refer to a little bit is the "Portrait of the Emperors of the Past Dynasties" drawn by Yan Liben, a native of the Tang Dynasty, in the library in his mind, on which Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty looks exactly like the current emperor's father, with a fat head and big ears, and a tiger's back and a bear's waist. In short, it is not much different from most of the [***] elements in New China, but there are more "beautiful beards" with a supple and dense face, which shows that the officialdom taste of the Chinese nation that has lasted for thousands of years is indeed in the same vein.

For this reason, Emperor Jing also specially summoned the crown prince Zhan Shi Chen Huang, and he strictly ordered the imperial kitchen of the prince Zhan Shi Mansion to do his best to gain weight for his precious son, and he died.

From then on, whenever he looked at the various oily dishes on the dining table, Liu Che, who couldn't resist, was full of slander. He couldn't help but hate those vulgar TV series in later generations - for the sake of ratings, he dared to find a bunch of handsome guys to play the emperor! With their small physique, they were in the Han Dynasty, and they were not even qualified to be mixed county officials.

Just when Liu Che was immersed in hard work in order to become a little fat man, Qin Li, who was in the tiger camp, was living a miserable life of not being able to swallow and vomiting what he ate.

Since beating Li Danghu and returning to Beijing with Liu Che from Hangu Pass, Qin Li has suffered extremely inhumane treatment. Qin Li has been thrown to the Tiger Camp for more than half a year to practice, and it is not easy for him to survive so far with his weak small body and receiving high-intensity training every day. It stands to reason that if you can survive more than half a year of devil training, even if it is a piece of scrap iron, it should be tempered into steel.

Qin Li is just a strange species, his eyes are red at every turn, and he almost wants to cry. Even if he has been able to win a lot of Tiger Benwei, and his training results are at the middle and upper level, he still gives Li Danghu the illusion of a girl. After Liu Che heard Li Danghu's many complaints, he casually pointed out: "That's because he hasn't seen blood, if you can let him see what a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood are, it will be fine." ”

Li Danghu is a reckless man, and he is not the kind of reckless man who is thick and fine at all, he is a superb reckless man with an extremely simple mind and extremely developed limbs. He saw that he had no chance to take Qin Li to the battlefield for the time being, so Suo Zhen made a "mountain of corpses and a sea of blood" in the Huben camp, and let Qin Li get it out with his own hands.

Li Danghu took hundreds of Xiongnu prisoners of war selected by the nobles, all of them weak or disabled Xiongnu soldiers, and escorted them to the school yard of Huben. He ordered someone to dig a big pit, tied the prisoners of war to the wooden frame next to the pit, and forced Qin Li to cut off their heads one by one, so that the sprayed blood flowed into the pit.

After the whole day, Qin Li almost vomited out bile, and his spirit was on the verge of collapse several times. In the end, he was only dumbfounded, not caring at all about the swollen arms a few times, numbly repeating the mechanical action of stepping forward, waving a knife, and decapitating. Hundreds of corpses were piled up in the school yard, forming a mountain of corpses; Inside the pit was a pool of dark red blood, which merged into a sea of blood.

Mo said that it was Qin Li, many of the recruits who entered the Tiger Ben after the expansion were also pale, but they were forced to come forward to observe by the interesting Tiger Ben generals, and they were kicked back violently after a slight retreat, so they had to lie on the ground and vomit.

After Liu Che heard the news, he severely reprimanded Li Danghu for his extremely perverted behavior, and whipped him through gritted teeth. Liu Che didn't dare to imagine how much psychological shadow this behavior would cause to the recruits of Tiger Ben. It's not a pity to be just Qin Li, even if he is crazy, but these tiger recruits are the team and talent reserve of the future Han strong army, which really makes Liu Che anxious.

"Don't howl! Go to the Yulin camp and get me Cangsu! The anxious Liu Che couldn't help but explode, ignoring Li Danghu's torn clothes and bleeding whip marks, he kicked him hard on the ass and scolded.

Although Li Danghu was in severe pain, he also guessed that he might have made a big mistake, so he hurriedly stopped his howl, got up from the ground, took the palace entry talisman hurriedly handed over by the chamberlain Li Fu, and ran in the direction of the Yulin camp.

After a while, the panting Cang Su rushed to Liu Che's study first, and before he had time to calm down, he hurriedly bowed down and said, "The last general will see His Highness." ”

"There is no need to be polite, the Lone King summoned you to come in the hope that the Judge Advocate General's Office in charge of you will add a new department, called the Department of Psychological Services. There are several generals in Huben and Yulin Fortun, called psychiatrists. Liu Che, who had regained his calm, waved his hand and slowly commanded: "There are four duties of a psychiatrist: first, talk to the soldiers more often to relieve their fear of war, anxiety and other bad thoughts; The two solve problems for the soldiers and try their best to improve the difficulties encountered in their clothing, food, housing and transportation; Third, it is necessary to strengthen the relationship between the generals and the soldiers, to strengthen the feelings of the officers and soldiers, and to ensure harmony in the army; Fourth, to promote loyalty and patriotism, we must make the whole army one heart and be proud of the country! ”

After listening carefully, Cang Su frowned and asked, "Your Highness's so-called psychiatrist is a novelty, and there is indeed a need to add more. It's just that there is no precedent in my Han army, and the last general is afraid that it will not be done properly and delay His Highness's major affairs. ”

Liu Che nodded slightly, and said: "Ming said that the Lone King will order someone to hand over the specific article to you, and you will first look for some people who are peaceful and pleasant, and are good at talking and communicating. If there is something unclear, even if you enter the palace and tell the lonely king to know, the palace talisman can be kept for a good life. ”

Cang Su hurriedly agreed, retired, and hurriedly returned to Yulin and Huben schools to recruit people. And Liu Che explained a few words to Li Fu, and hurriedly went to bed, so that he could read out the articles on the psychological construction of the army in the library in his mind as soon as possible.

After a few days, a lot of guys who like nonsense suddenly appeared in the camp of Huben and Yulin, and in their spare time, they pulled the soldiers to chat nonsense. The conversation is not serious, but it is all trivial, such as a few people in the family, a few acres of land, and a few cows. Even a few hemorrhoids, does it hurt when pooping.

Many generals of Huben and Yulin secretly slandered themselves, but they were helpless. These guys are all under the jurisdiction of the Judge Advocate General's Office, so they can't be easily offended. Under Cangsu's ruthless men, there are many military judges in charge of military discipline, a little stricter, you can pick out the bones in the eggs, and you have to make people want to die.

Liu Che also gradually received Cangsu's report, and fortunately, Li Danghu's actions a few days ago did not have much impact. According to the understanding of these immature psychologists, most of the tiger recruits present at that time, except for the first few days, had a loss of appetite and nightmares, but as the psychology gradually calmed down, it seemed that there was no psychological shadow. As for a small number of psychologically fragile people, after the conversations and comfort of the psychologists, it seems that they have gradually recovered a little.

It's not too late to make amends. Liu Che breathed a long sigh of relief, it seems that in the feudal era with frequent wars, teenagers have a strong resistance to blood, and their nerves are big enough, which is much better than the petite emperors of later generations.

Although the first batch of military psychologists in the Han Dynasty were still very immature, and they were not as good as the brick family and beasts who were on the streets in later generations, Liu Che still had confidence in them, and it was better to cross the river by feeling the stones than to do nothing.

In the following days, Liu Che sorted out a lot of psychology courses one after another, discussed them with Cangsu and others, filled in the gaps, and even gave a few lessons to these psychologists in person. In this process, even Liu Che himself felt that he had benefited a lot, and even had the idea of opening psychological courses in the orphanage to train more psychological counselors.

The reason why the ancients appeared in religion and worshiped the gods was not only the fear of the unknown, but also the search for some kind of psychological comfort. Liu Che, who was born in New China, was still a staunch atheist even if he could not explain the fact of crossing, especially some religions in later generations, and he would never allow them to appear in the Han Dynasty.

Psychiatrists are an attempt to curb the development of religion, although there is a long way to go, and Liu Che may not see any results in his lifetime, but he is still willing to try his best. It's also fun to be on a blank sheet of paper. (To be continued.) )