Chapter 308 The Champion Sees the Champion (Middle) (Depressed Asking for a Monthly Pass!) )
> requires that a silent thing be cited first, and then an ancient person who has something to do with this kind of thing, and this ancient person must lead to another ancient person, and the former ancients ask the latter ancients one thing, and the later ancients should answer with Tang poems. And it is required to be connected back and forth, and it is not allowed to be hard-hit.
The more restrictive requirements, the higher the difficulty naturally becomes, especially in the case of this kind of live new work.
After mentioning the conditions, Xiao Hu saw that he made an order first: "The pen falls silently, look up and see Guan Zhong." Guan Zhong asked Uncle Bao: 'Why don't you plant bamboo?' Uncle Bao said: "It only takes two or three strokes, and the breeze is naturally enough." Guan Chengzi is another name for the pen, Guan Bao and the two are both Qi Huangong's doctors, and bamboo is the pen tube. The front and back are connected in series, and there is no hard work.
Zhao Zongji and Zhao Bian thought about it carefully, if there were no mistakes in so many Daodaos, it would be possible to go home and list them with a pen and carefully scrutinize them. wanted to come here with this mouth, but he couldn't parry, so he had to look at Chen Ke. Only a guy like Chen Ke, who was tortured by Su Shi and Xiaomei, can cope with it. I heard him think for a while: "The snowflakes fell silently, and when I looked up, I saw the white." Bai Qi asked Lian Po: 'Why don't you raise geese?' Lian Po said: "The white hair floats in the green water, and the red anthurium plucks the clear waves." ’”
The snow is white, both of them are famous generals of the Warring States, and the geese are also white...... Zhao Zongji and Zhao Bian breathed a sigh of relief.
Seeing that Chen Ke was not stumped, Zhang Xiaojie came to order again: "The smallpox fell silently, look up and see the treasure light." Baoguang asked Vimo, 'What is the monk's practice near the clouds?' Vimo said: "When you meet a guest, your head is like a turtle, and when you fast, you are like a goose." ’”
Baoguang is the name of Tianzhu Buddha, Vimo is a famous layman, and layman often has to set up fasting and giving Buddha. All three are connected.
At this time, Chen Ke had already thought of another order: "The moths fall silently, look up and see Confucius." Confucius asked Yan Hui, 'Why don't you plant plums?' Yan Hui said: "In the deep snow in the front village, a branch bloomed last night. ’”
There must be holes in the place where the insects are eaten, Yan Hui is the apprentice of Confucius, and the plum blossoms are colored, and the 'Yan' is connected.
Zhang Xiaojie thought for a while, and then said: "Yuehua fell silently. Looking up and seeing Du Fu, Du Fu asked Li Bai: 'Can you float a big white?' Li Bai said: "And you must drink fine wine and get drunk on the high platform by the moon." ’”
Du Fu has a poem that says, 'The stone is chaotic and the clouds are angry, and the cedar is clear and the moon is blooming.' The two are friends, and Li Bai is a wine fairy.
It was Chen Ke's turn again, and I saw that he frowned slightly, so he said: "The show line landed silently, look up and see Hongdu." Hong Du asked Xuanji: 'Would you like to be a wife?' Xuanji said: "I can peep at Song Yu." Why hate Wang Chang. ’”
Hongdu is Xue Tao's character, and Yu Xuanji is a talented woman in the Tang Dynasty, and Yu Xuanji is famous for her rich emotional life......
"The autumn leaves fall silently. When he looked up and saw the situation, he asked the palace maid: 'What is the reason for mentioning this poem?' The palace maid said: "The dream is far away, and the book is urged to become ink." Zhang Xiaojie thought about it for more and more time. Under the gaze of Xiao Huzhen and Yelu Derong, it was easy to hold back a sentence.
These are the men, women, and sentences in "Red Leaves Poems......
Chen Ke still smiled and said: "The moonlight fell silently, and when I looked up and saw Kong Ming, Kong Ming asked Yueying: 'How to live up to Qing?' Yueying said: "The sun rises in the east and rains in the west, and the Tao is ruthless but affectionate." Stick to the moon and connect the three.
Zhang Xiaojie held back his internal injuries, and finally held back another sentence: "Bai Hong fell silently, looked up and saw Jing Ke, Jing Ke asked and gradually left: 'What does Junqin mean?' He said, "If life is only as it first sees." What is the sad wind painting autumn fan. ’”
"Haha, it's Tang poetry." Zhao Zongji pointed out the chaos and said: "This sentence doesn't seem to be from the Tang Dynasty, right?" ”
"It's really not Tang." Zhang Xiaojie shook off the burden and waited for him to ask. He hugged his fist at Chen Ke gracefully and said, "I really love Bachelor Chen...... The song "Mulan Ci" produced can't help but be used here. ”
"Hahaha." Xiao Hujian smiled and said, "No matter what, you lost." ”…,
"It's me who ordered me to take the punishment!" Zhang Xiaojie drank happily.
In fact, everyone can see that this kid can't make it up. But people just have the wit to make it seem as if they are trying to flatter the guests and not hesitate to lose the game.
It seems to be very stylish......
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In any case, at the banquet that night, Chen Ke lived up to his mission. But when he went back, he was so depressed. It's a lot worse than it was in Japan. At that time, although he was super productive, the Japanese people looked up to him. He wants to couplet. If you want to write a poem, you can write a poem, and if you don't want to do it, you can rest, without any burden.
But now, it is like crossing the river with an egg, and if this is a mistake, then he will become a national sinner. It's stressful......
Sure enough, after going on the road the next day, Zhang Xiaojie always saw the stitches and wanted to find a way back.
One day when they entered the city, they met an ancestral hall and saw that there was a large wood carving. Occupy a couplet, please Chen Ke opposed:
"The fish on the beam is difficult to fry, difficult to fry, difficult to serve."
Chen Ke took a look and saw a pair of door gods posted on the door of the ancestral hall, Wei Chi Jingde and Qin Shubao. Then he smiled and said:
"General Menzhong, don't drink, don't eat, don't ask for help."
When he left the city, he heard an eagle calling on the mountain, Zhang Xiaojie came to inspiration again and came up with a homophonic couplet:
"The eagle at the top of the ridge is singing, and the drunken soldiers stop listening."
Chen Ke looked up and saw that a wild goose was flying by, so he said sarcastically with a pun:
"The geese in the mountains are returning, and the lazy barbarians are dusting bombs."
Zhang Xiaojie also saw the wild goose, and immediately said again:
"Birds fly in the east and fly in the west, and it is difficult for phoenixes everywhere to get involved." This is boasting that the Northern Dynasties are full of talents, and the envoys of the Southern Dynasties will definitely be blind on this trip.
Who knew that Chen Ke immediately replied: "The south and the north leap, and the mountains and beasts bow their heads." "Directly scolded the Liao people as beasts, and greatly boosted their morale. was so angry that a lot of Liao people were cheeky.
Zhang Xiaojie is eager to save face. When he stayed at the post station at night, he saw a mountain peak with a boulder in the distance, so he punned on it: "The peak of fleas and chickens is as dangerous as eggs!" This means that the Southern Dynasty is in a dangerous position in front of the Northern Dynasty.
Chen Ke said calmly: "Stay overnight in the mansion of the father-in-law, and be safe and sound." ”
When it was time to eat, seeing the waiter pouring wine, Zhang Xiaojie said again: "Wine is like a thread, because of the needle." ”
Chen Ke replied again: "The cake is like the moon, and when it is eaten, it lacks ......"
“……”
“……”
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Along the way, Chen Ke was able to successfully resolve Zhang Xiaojie's offensive and bury the Liao people in this way.
In fact, he is in the country, and he also knows that 'to forgive others and forgive others, and to forgive others is not to spare oneself'. But now he is an envoy to Liao. The two sides are fighting on behalf of their respective countries, and they can only stand up to Xiao Zhang......
After a few days, Zhang Xiaojie, the champion of Daliao, was tortured...... The cheeks are also sunken, and the eye sockets are also sunken, like being ravaged by more than a dozen big men, how can there be the spirit when I first saw it?
He was on a horse, and his blood was red. The voice was hoarse: "I'll make another pair." If you can do it, I will never do it again for the rest of my life! ”
"So why bother?" Chen Ke smiled with concern: "It's better for us to have friendship first." ”
"Shut up!" Zhang Xiaojie couldn't suppress the fire and shouted angrily. it. Lao Tzu's more than 20 years of beautiful scenery and fame are all buried in your hands, and you still talk about friendship with me!
Jerod Dejong over there couldn't stand it. Laughing quietly: "Dissipate the gas, dissipate the ......"
"Shut up, too!" Zhang Xiaojie was furious and said, "Boy, listen up." There are only five words, 'three rays of sun, moon and stars', right! "This Shanglian was left by his father, Zhang Jian, who is known as the 'treasure of a generation' in Liao, in his later years.
According to his father, this is the vice-absolute. Because of the quantifier in the couplet. Be sure to use quantifiers. The word 'three' is used in the upper link, and the lower link should not be repeated. And there are only three words under the 'three lights', no matter which number you use to match, the number of words following below is either more than 'three' or less than 'three', so it can't be right at all! …,
Originally, this was a killer move that was going to be saved for the last banquet, but now. He didn't care so much, so he stopped the bleeding in his face first.
"You're not going to be able to come up, are you?" Seeing Chen Ke's strange expression, he felt a burst of happiness.
"No, I mean, is this really your killer move?" Chen Ke asked sincerely: "Why is it so simple?" Why don't you change it......"
"Simple, you're right!" Zhang Xiaojie sneered, stupid. It seems that you haven't realized the power of this couplet.
"Okay." Chen Ke simply said: "Four poems and elegant songs." ”
"No......" Zhang Xiaojie was just about to deny it, and he forcibly ate the word 'right'. Oh my God, the 'Four Poems' really only have three names: 'Wind, Elegance, and Song'! Because the part of 'Ya' in the Book of Songs is divided into 'Daya' and 'Xiaoya'......
Quiet, deathly quiet, the breeze was blowing, the horses were snorting, and everyone saw that there were tears in the corners of Zhang Xiaojie's eyes......
"God, is this the demon you sent to me......" Zhang Xiaojie's face was like gold paper, a mouthful of blood spurted out, and he fell softly.
If the guards hadn't discovered that he was inappropriate, he would have had to fall to his death.
Chen Ke kept tilting his head, and finally figured it out, I said, how do you feel that this coupling is not difficult? In the original history, more than ten years later, the Liao people once used this coupling to bury the Great Song Dynasty, but it was broken by Su Xian. Naturally, this story has been handed down, and because of its literal simplicity, it has become a reading material in literacy textbooks......
'No wonder it'......' Chen Ke suddenly realized, and said in his heart, buddy, you are not unjustly defeated, I am not fighting alone......
At this moment, the majestic figure of his eldest brother appeared behind him.
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"It's too much of a deception!" Seeing that the dignified Liao champion was stunned alive by the champion of the Song Dynasty, Xiao Hujian's face was completely unbearable, and he said murderously: "Find out whose territory you are on?!"
With his roar, the Liao people all showed their weapons.
The guards of the Song Dynasty hurriedly drew their swords to resist, and the scene suddenly became tense! ――
Partition -
Zhang Xiaojie in this chapter is a true portrayal of me now......
It was blown up. I really feel like I can't put it into words...... If I had been blown up by a book I was writing, I would have accepted it. However, it was an old book that the old cat had written last year!
Oh my God, I was blown up by someone's old book...... It's just devastating. Readers of the Three Precepts, where are you? Can't we even put together other people's old books?
Will you agree? Can you watch it? Please, give me some faith, okay?