The eldest grandson Chong couldn't do it, so he had to take this group of noble princesses to the train station, but fortunately, they were very well prepared and had all the food and fun.

Princess Changle greeted these sisters and said, "We'll go to Weinan later, let's have barbecue." We're going to do it ourselves, and I'm ready to go. ”

"Do it yourself?" Princess Jinyang asked excitedly, she had learned to cook in the palace, although she didn't do it well, but she couldn't stand being favored, what to do, what did her father eat.

Princess Changle liked this little sister, nodded her little nose, and said, "You will like it very much, I brought a lot of ingredients this time." ”

The train was about to start, and the guards came to tell me not to stand and to sit down. After a long roar, everyone was startled and sat honestly in their seats, waiting for the train to move.

"It's moving!" Princess Gao Yang exclaimed, bold, her head sticking out of the train and screaming.

The sisters were also very surprised, and they all showed surprised expressions, and when the train sped up, everyone came to their senses and said, "Oh, the brother-in-law of the eldest grandson's family is amazing. ”

"Everywhere, it's the craftsmen below who are powerful." Princess Changle said modestly, but the smile on her face couldn't deceive people, and she was proud.

When I arrived in Weinan, I prepared a barbecue grill and barbecue, which made the princesses like it, and it was difficult to come out of the barbecue and drink wild vegetable soup, the first time in my life.

The princesses here are happy, the eldest grandson is hard, he is about to go to Chang'an to shop, but he didn't expect to meet Fang Yiai, who was drunk and crazy in the restaurant. This kid got drunk, hugged a little guy, and kissed people in the face.

That young man was small and had little strength, and he couldn't compete for the love of the house, so he was so scared that he was about to cry.

The eldest grandson Chong couldn't do it. Not only a world friend, but also a brother-in-law, can't pretend not to see, stepped forward to break the hand of the beloved in the house, the little guy was finally free, and thanked the eldest grandson gratefully.

"Hehe, it turned out to be the eldest grandson!" Fang Yiai smirked, "Let's go, let's go drink today, let's have a good drink." I'm in for a treat. ”

Hearing this, the eldest grandson frowned, and said, "Find us a box." ”

The young man just now hurriedly took the eldest grandson Chong and Fang Yiai to the most distinguished box, and sent good food and wine. The eldest grandson rushed in with Fang Yiai.

"Come, come, drink, drink." Fang Yiyi pours wine. I drank a big glass first.

The eldest grandson rushed over and asked, "What's wrong with you?" ”

After Fang Yiai cried and laughed. Only then did he say sadly: "Brother Eldest Sun." You don't know that I'm bitter in my heart. ”

Eldest Sun Chong frowned, this kid is now a military general, he used to make contributions in Liaodong, and now he has become a fourth-grade military general, and he can be regarded as a young talent, and asked: "Your parents are both." If you have made great achievements, why are you suffering? ”

"Can I not be bitter! is also marrying a princess, you see how good Princess Changle is, and how gentle Princess Xiangcheng is. Why did I marry a tigress? This woman didn't let me get close, and she didn't let me take a concubine, why did my son and daughter come out? ”

The eldest grandson Chong was dumbfounded, why did he forget a famous princess Gaoyang in history, did that debate monk appear? To help or not to help?

"Brother Eldest Sun, do you think I'm bitter in my heart? This wife is a princess, she can't leave, she can't leave, the hat on my head is green, I feel uncomfortable. You say that I'm a seven-foot-tall man, why can't I compare to that little white-faced bald donkey? Fang Yiai said while crying, probably because he drank wine and had a big tongue.

Changsun Chong looked at his buddy so uncomfortable and said, "Okay, since you call me big brother, I'll help you." Don't cry, you just said that you were a seven-foot man, what is crying and crying. What's wrong with the princess, she is not a woman yet, and there are many ways to treat him. ”

When Fang Yiai heard this, he woke up most of the time, and hurriedly pulled Changsun Chong and said, "Brother Changsun, tell me quickly, what is the method?" ”

The eldest grandson Chong pulled away the hand of the beloved of the house and said, "After all, don't pull and pull, what kind of system will it be." This princess is noble, but she also has to follow the rules. Putting aside Gao Yang's identity as a princess, if she is an ordinary woman, can you cure her? ”

"I can cure her with a little finger, no matter how hot Gao Yang is, it is also a woman, my eighty pounds of mace, one in one hand, is it fake?" Fang Yiai said with a stiff neck.

"Isn't that enough, don't think she's a princess. By the way, what do you mean when you say you can't get into the princess? The eldest grandson asked gossip, wanting to be sure.

Fang Yiai's neck stiffened, and he said: "Before the attack on the Japanese Kingdom, I could still have sex once or twice a month for ten days and half a month, but since I came back from the war, I have not been allowed to get close. I'm so good to her, on the battlefield, going into battle to kill the enemy, I don't want to be a wreck. Didn't she just want her to have face in front of others, but she treated me like this, she really had no conscience. ”

The eldest grandson Chong was surprised, obedient, worthy of being Princess Gaoyang, and said: "Brother, tell my brother, do you still want to live a good life with Gaoyang?" ”

"I think, I dream about it, I really like Gao Yang. Otherwise, if she doesn't let me accept a concubine, I can still accept it, but I don't want to do it, I can't afford to wronged her, but she treats me like this. I know she often goes to find that bald donkey, but I just don't dare to catch the adulterer. Because once the fuss starts, the two of us really can't go back. Fang Yiai hugged his head in pain, the eyes of others looking at him, and the distressed and guilty eyes of his parents, made him really painful.

When the eldest grandson heard this, he couldn't help laughing, this stupid big man, and a long love for children, said: "Bereaved brother, against a woman like Gao Yang, if you want to be stronger than her." ”

"But she's a princess, I can't be hard, can I?" Fang Yiai has woken up most of the time, for the reason, the eldest grandson brother has always had a lot of ideas, and he will not talk nonsense, and there will be a lot of benefits to ask him for advice today.

Changsun Chong smiled and said: "Gao Yang is very proud, and his identity is more noble than you and me, of course he can't be hard outside, but as soon as the door closes at night, he can clean up vigorously, and he doesn't believe that Gao Yang is disobedient." ”

"But I really can't beat Gao Yang, and besides, there are princess guards outside, and I can't beat them." Fang Yiai said thoughtlessly, not understanding what Changsun Chong meant by "tidying up".

The eldest grandson Chong was speechless, this kid has a bad brain, it must be Fang Xuanling's demon who is too smart, so the son is crippled, and he can't even understand it.

"I said clean up, it's not for you to fight Gao Yang, men never use fists to conquer women, but your third leg, conquer her in Chuangshang, so that you can really make her obedient." Changsun Chong looked around at the two of them, and said in a low voice.

Fang Yiai's eyes widened and murmured, "I don't dare"

"If you don't dare, go, my brother will buy you something good." Changsun Chong said, "Just follow the map of the Spring Palace, if you still don't dare, then drink some wine, the wine is strong, and no one can stop it." ”

"The guards?" Fang bereaved to hesitate.

"Those guards are a fart, they are in charge of the heavens and the earth, and they are in charge of your husband and wife life. Even if you make trouble with your father-in-law, you are reasonable, as long as you don't die, it's fine. As long as she is disobedient, clean her up immediately. "The eldest grandson Chong slapped Fang Yiai's head in the face, is this brain all tofu scum? Just open your head, don't grow your brain.

Fang Yiai made up her mind and said, "I'll clean her up today!" Let's go buy books. ”

The eldest grandson Chong took Fang Yiai to a popular bookstore together, and there was a small yellow book around the corner. Originally, Changsun Chong didn't know, but Chai Lingwu's kid once brought Changsun Chong over once and found out.

Fang Yiai looked at a lot of small yellow books on it, especially when she saw the names on it, "The Fierce Girl is Afraid of Pestering Lang", "The Eighteen Styles of the Royal Husband", "The Thirty-two Moves of the Royal Wife" and many other books.

"Brother eldest grandson, there are so many, you can help me pick one up, besides, I don't know which one is good." Fang Yiai's face was red, and he didn't dare to look at it.

The eldest grandson burst into laughter, this kid is still very innocent, and helped him get a copy of "Thirty-two Tricks for the Royal Wife", which has the same tricks for different types of women.

"Just look at this one." Eldest Sun Chong said with a smile.

Fang Yiai took it, found a corner, and began to study, especially when he saw the greeting of the third type to deal with unruly women, he was very serious. Thinking of the tricks inside, Fang Yiai was secretly surprised, no wonder Gao Yang didn't like him, it turned out that he was too gentle.

The eldest grandson Chong even took advantage of his inattention, and traded with the obscene Zhang in the apocalyptic space, which was a kind of tonic, and he ate seven times a night at night, no problem. It's definitely enough to deal with a bold woman like Gao Yang.

"You take this, eat one pill a day, and nourish your body." The eldest grandson Chong whispered, "Don't let anyone see it." ”

Fang Yiai was sweating profusely, no matter what, he pretended it directly, this was out of the way, and said: "Thank you, eldest grandson, brother, when my brother returns victoriously, I must thank you, eldest brother." ”

"Okay, who of us is with whom, it's all a fateful friendship on the battlefield, of course I hope your family and everything is prosperous, don't forget to eat." The eldest grandson explained, "Let's go, we now estimate that the princesses are coming back and going to pick them up." ”

"Still not going, right?" Fang Yiai hasn't figured out how to get along with Princess Gaoyang yet.

The eldest grandson shook his head and said: "You kid, don't be in front of Gao Yang, like a dog, if you go, you don't care about Gao Yang, with a black face, she can't guess what you think in your heart, so she will naturally have some scruples." When you get home, it's up to you. What do you think, even if you bully the princess, at most your father-in-law knows how much to beat you, anyway, with your father, he won't behead you all over the house. ”

When Fang Yiai heard it, he said the same, what if he beat her, anyway, Gao Yang couldn't beat him, he wouldn't suffer, and nodded and said: "I'll get out today, I can't cure him if I don't believe it." ”

"That's how it should be, be tough, and clean up if you don't obey, until she relents and begs for mercy." Changsun Chong said encouragingly, hoping that his efforts were not in vain. (To be continued......)