Chapter 056: Dismounting

When the sunlight swept over the watchtower and shone into the room, with a burst of hurried footsteps, Zhang Fei walked over majestically, followed by the maidservant, holding a large roll of paper in her hand, panting, with a red face, adding a bit of gorgeousness.

"Sir, I'll leave those chores to her in the future." Zhang Feihan smiled and stuffed the stationery in his hand into Liu Bei's hand: "Brother Xuande, you work harder." ”

Liu Bei rolled his eyes: "Have you figured it out, you are my eldest brother's disciple, why do you have to call me a senior uncle?" It's just that you don't call me uncle, you still call me brother, don't forget, yesterday we celebrated the New Year, and I am three months older than you. ”

Zhang Fei chuckled, pulled Liu Bei aside, arched Liu Bei with his shoulders, squeezed his eyes, glanced at the servant, and said with a wicked smile: "Which of us is with whom, don't compete with this generation." How's that, that woman, huh? ”

Liu Bei swallowed his saliva and lowered his voice: "This...... My eldest brother ......"

"It's fine." Zhang Fei directly interrupted his words, and patted his chest with a big bag: "Sir, I'm responsible for settling it." ”

"You? Blow it! Liu Bei snorted, expressing disdain.

Zhang Fei didn't refute, turned around and walked in front of Liu Xiu, bowed respectfully, and said with a sneer: "Sir, what do we learn today?" ”

Liu Xiu looked at him, then at the servant girl and Liu Bei, who was obviously a little cramped in his eyes, and frowned: "What the hell are you doing?" ”

"Nope." Zhang Fei spread his hands innocently: "If Mr. wants to teach me to paint, someone has to wait." I did the work of laying paper and grinding ink, and someone had to serve tea and pour water, wouldn't it be embarrassing to let Xuande do it alone, besides, it's better for a woman to do such a thing. He leaned forward and said, "Sir, have you forgotten that my best picture of a beauty was drawn by her?" The gentleman said that I was not good at drawing, so I pulled her over and saw how the gentleman drew it, and it was good to have a comparison, right? ”

Liu Xiu glanced at him, his mouth pursed, Zhang Fei's eyes flashed, and he let go with some weakness, and coughed twice in disguise. Liu Xiu knew that this kid probably came back to his senses after a night, for fear of being deceived, so he brought the model over early in the morning to check on the spot to see if he was really qualified to be his husband.

"I don't have time." Liu Xiu waved his hand impatiently: "Senior Brother Lu went to do some things, and before leaving, he explained that he wanted me to visit those big families in Zhuo County, what Jane's family, the Li family, and see if they can support him as much as your family." I'm worried about this, how can I have time to teach you what kind of beauty to paint. ”

When Zhang Fei heard this, he laughed: "Sir, what is this?" It's not me bragging, even if you ask to see them now, it may not be useful. I know those old guys too well, just like my old man, who is not a cunning person who doesn't see rabbits and don't scatter eagles? In the past, you probably couldn't even enter the door, but now it's different, you have me as a proud disciple, even if the doors of their houses are made of iron, I can kick them open, and when the time comes, what Mr. says, they have to do something, otherwise, hum, those boys in their family will either not be seen by me, or they will be beaten once they see it, let him cut off his children and grandchildren, I don't dare, let him cut off his hands and feet, hum, I still have this ability. ”

Liu Xiu smiled: "I can't see that you are still a tyrant in Zhuo County." ”

"Hey, sir." Zhang Fei couldn't hide his pride, rolled up his sleeves, clenched his fist and showed his bulging biceps: "I have strength, but I can't help it if I want to be humble." ”

"Poof!" Liu Bei, who was peeking at the beautiful maid, couldn't help laughing.

Liu Xiu also smiled, he looked at Zhang Fei, and said in his heart This kid is really kind, he actually dares to threaten me, it seems that if he doesn't show some real skills, it is really difficult to let this kid help with things. He pretended to think for a moment: "Do you really have this ability?" ”

"It's hum that liars people." Zhang Fei said seriously.

"That's good." Liu Xiu waved his hand, like a general's autumn soldiers on the battlefield: "Spread the paper and polish the ink." ”

"Okay." Zhang Fei cheered, turned to the servant girl and shouted, "Stupid woman, don't hurry up." ”

The maid was uncomfortable by Liu Bei, and when she heard this, she was relieved, and hurriedly came over to clean up, set up the paper and pen, poured water into the inkstone, and then stood in the middle of the room very skillfully, and put on a posture of looking back and smiling.

Liu Xiu was stunned for a moment, glanced at Zhang Fei, and said in his heart, it seems that you have been doing this at home, and the process is very proficient.

"Sir, I grind the ink, I grind the ink." Zhang Fei snorted haha, chanting the mantra of "grinding ink like a sick man" while grinding ink. Liu Xiu didn't say much, put away his smile, and looked the servant girl up and down, with a focused expression.

Zhang Fei polished the ink, secretly glanced at Liu Xiu, saw that he looked serious, and immediately became a little nervous, the hand holding the paper was a little too forceful, and the fingers were white, he licked his lips from time to time, and his heart was up and down, not only hoping that Liu Xiu really had this ability, but also afraid that Liu Xiu was a liar, and only had a lip service, then this joke would be a big deal.

"Come on." Liu Xiu stretched out his hand, Liu Bei took a step forward and handed the pen to him. Liu Xiu took the pen in his hand, stared at the paper on the case, licked the pen in his hand in the ink pool, pondered for a while, and then swayed on the paper. Once he began to paint, he did not look at the servant girl again.

With the stroke of the pen in his hand, a few strokes, a woman head with a smile jumped on the paper, and then the gesture began to open and close, two or three long and strong lines hooked, a lifelike beauty picture appeared in front of everyone, the clothes fluttering, as if dancing with the wind, can fly out of the paper at any time.

With a twist of his wrist, Liu Xiu hooked his two little feet, threw the pen, and sneered: "Can you still see it?" ”

Zhang Fei was dumbfounded, he didn't hear Liu Xiu say anything at all, he instinctively pushed away Liu Bei who was standing aside, raised the painting with both hands, grinned, but didn't make any sound, and after a long time, he muttered: "Sir, you ...... How can you draw so fast, so well, just with ...... It's like living, this ...... It's the best picture I've ever seen. ”

"Is it okay?" Liu Bei came back to his senses first, patted Zhang Fei's shoulder, and said very majestically: "Does my eldest brother still have the strength to be your husband?" He is not stupid, and he has not been short of time on the streets, and he knows very well the meaning of Zhang Fei's words just now.

"Yes, yes, too much." Zhang Fei finally came back to his senses, closed his mouth that had been open for too long, and had some cramps, and "swished" to suck a mouthful of saliva that was almost up to his chin, and nodded his head so much that people were worried that he would break his neck. "I took it, I really did."

"Just take it." Liu Xiu, who was drinking tea with a teacup, raised his hand and poured all the tea in the cup on the painting, and a beautiful picture with refreshing pen and ink turned into a cloud of dirty ink in a blink of an eye, and a drop of black tea splashed Zhang Fei's chest in a mess.

Zhang Fei was dumbfounded, and after a while, he instinctively roared: "Are you crazy?!" ”

"You can go." Liu Xiu waved his hand disdainfully: "Our teacher-student relationship ends here." ”

As soon as he heard this, Zhang Fei, who was originally like an angry lion, suddenly deflated, raised his thick eyebrows and drooped down, looking at the beauty picture in his hand, crying and mourning, as if his father was dead, extremely aggrieved: "Sir, you ...... What are you doing here? ”

"Do what?" Liu Xiu said angrily: "What are you doing today, you treat me as an idiot, and I can't see it at all?" There has always been only Mr. who tested his disciples, but today it is strange that there are disciples who come to test Mr. Although I, Liu Xiu, am not a celebrity or a big man, I am still a little self-aware, and my ability is limited, so I can't afford to accept a student like you. ”

He turned his back, waved his hand, and shouted indiscriminately: "Xuande, send off!" ”