Chapter 155: The Giant Whale

Zheng Chengguan had to admire Zhongli's unbridled imagination, and it was really amazing to be able to imagine names like Shichijiro in this era...... He was speechless, but he didn't know that yesterday, Deputy Chief Officer Zhong and Xiao Furong were entangled, and he even explained some witty words such as virginity, it can be said that in this regard, Zhongli is self-taught and unlearned.

coughed for a while, the obedient official was comfortable, but Bao Yiman couldn't help but stare at Zhongli, she is not as eye-catching as the women in Daming, that is to say, she is Uncle Zheng's slave girl, but Uncle Zheng's eldest brother has nothing to do with her, so she doesn't have to show this righteous brother with a good face.

Zhongli was a little hairy by Bao Yiman's glare, hehe laughed dryly, and said in his heart, my brother and two female slaves are loyal, but it seems that this Kunlun slave can also be used. The Ming people always think that the black people are Kunlun slaves, and the book records them as [fist hair, black body, number Kunlun], because there are many places to praise Kunlun slaves in Tang poems and Tang legends, saying that they can fly the eaves and walk the wall, fall into the water like a fish, climb the mountain like an ape, and the key is to be loyal, and can serve the master and die.

Therefore, the obedient official accepted a thousand black slaves, in fact, no one around him objected, you know, even in the Tang Dynasty, there were a few Kunlun slaves in the family of the nobles, and they also said that there was a brilliance on their faces. Even in the future, when the obedient officials return to Daming with the black slave guards, I am afraid that they will envy others, and the uncle of the country raises a thousand Kunlun slaves, what kind of handiwork is this? Maybe there will be people who are shy and begging for one or two to go back.

And Bao Yiman Behori next to the obedient official, that is the Kunlun slave of the Kunlun slaves, although it is darker, but the figure is graceful, swaying like a flower between walks, and the appearance is also quite impressive.

So Zhongli is actually very envious, however, his current official position does not dare to raise Kunlun slaves, you must know that Kunlun slaves are not qualified to be raised, although he is now the deputy chief soldier, but the foundation is inevitably unstable, if it is operated for a few more years, it is logical to be promoted to the chief soldier at that time, at that time, you can raise one or two Kunlun slaves, and the public opinion of the folk scholars will not say anything, otherwise, the official document of this deputy chief soldier has not come down, so he will raise Kunlun slaves, in case he is secretly reported by Jinyi Wei, and he will lose the face of his brother, Even with it, it also lost the face of Concubine De.

Don't look at Zhongli's strong and brave appearance, he is a brave general, in fact, he has a lot of brains in his bones, and he is very calculating in his heart, what things can be done, which things can never be done, that is clear, what he lacks is not much literacy, and he can't pour out the goods in his stomach.

At this time, Yi Neng Jingzhai took the initiative to ask for his life, he is currently the first dog leg in front of the obedient official, and although he is born in a dyeing house, he is a good word learned from the merchants of the Ming Kingdom when he was a child, this thing, just like the later generations with a fluent Oxford English, it is really a stepping stone to the upper class, understand Sinology, in this era of Fusang, that is the upper class, so he travels extensively, does he really know a lot of important ministers of famous families, the ministers of the capital such as Juting Qingji, etc., That's something you can visit, too.

In this way, he naturally took it as a deed, and immediately prostrated on the ground and pleaded: "Lord, the minister is willing to follow the work of dogs and horses, go to Beijing to lobby the court, and ask the lord to give the minister a bus to handle it, and the minister only needs three ironclad ships, three hundred armor, and 20,000 yuan." ”

The obedient official shook his head, Yi Neng Jingzhai's heart sank, and he quickly apologized with his forehead touching the ground, "It's the subordinate who is abrupt, please forgive the lord." The obedient official smiled, didn't speak, and ordered to invite Daddy Thunder God to come over, and in a flash, Tachibana Michiyuki was pushed over by Chiyo in a wheelchair, and there were two samurai who were waiting for him next to him, to say that this wheelchair was specially made for him by the obedient official, and even joked with him that this was the wooden ox and flowing horse that was circulated by Zhuge Wuhou, but Daddy Thunder God really took it seriously, and sighed that the wisdom of the lord was given by God.

Seeing Sister Chiyo, the obedient official was a little weak-hearted, fortunately, Chiyo didn't seem to notice that there was an extra woman next to his husband, and he helped Daddy Thor up, and the two who served him personally helped Daddy Thunder to the good official, and then bowed to pay homage, this is the etiquette of the monarch and the minister, not because the father-in-law and son-in-law can be exempted.

The obedient official said the words to Libana Daoxue, and finally said, Old Taishan, do you think you can do it?

In this era, there is no name for the righteousness of the family and country, and those who have read the book of sages pay attention to the monarch and the minister to the enemy country, to say that Tachibana Michiyuki will think in his heart [How can I help foreign countries calculate their own country] This kind of statement, it is inevitable that it is a hypothesis, Tachibana Michiyuki will not think so, in his opinion, I wish that the obedient officials unified Fusang and called himself the shogunate, or became the Ming Dynasty Overseas Yingzhou Political Secretary is not bad, but this political secretary and governor must be his own son-in-law to be, as for what Fusang court, that thing is worth a few Yongle Tongbao!

Therefore, after a moment's deep thought, he asked, "Who is the lord going to send to Kyoto?" How much copper money do you carry? At this time, the official currency of Fusang is the Yongle Tongbao of the Ming Dynasty, the copper money of the Ming Dynasty is the hardest currency in Southeast Asia, the copper money is not like the US dollar, the US dollar has almost no cost, and the printing of paper is vigorous, but the copper is very valuable, many times, the copper price of the copper coin itself is more expensive than the price of the money it represents, which is also the reason why the Ming money shortage has to use silver as currency. As for gold and silver, it is a luxury item in Fuso, and most of the time it is used to reward his subordinates, but it is not a currency in itself, and Fuso itself is a large exporter of gold and silver.

Sending gold and silver, may not be a good way to send copper money, the Fuso court is very poor, gold and silver in hand, and have to exchange with the merchants, so as not to be scraped by the merchants, so Tachibana Michiyuki has this question, although he did the matter of buying the righteous name of the court with fifty taels of gold, but what the obedient official said, it is no longer a righteous name, no matter how poor and bad the Fusang court is, you ask him to write a letter of the country and implore other countries to come to garrison, this is like a family, very poor, and then ran to the big family next door and said, my wife sleeps with you, Take whatever you like in my house, you can give me a bite to eat!

Although the words are not good, the truth is actually this truth, so Tachibana Michiyuki asked him, how many copper coins are you going to bring to do this big thing!

"I'm going to give all the 200,000 stone except for the land around Hirado that I've given out to the imperial court as imperial materials, and I'll let Ino Kozaburo Jingzhai bring ten ironclad ships to do it, but, old Taishan, do you think he should bring a thousand elites to Shangluo?" Only then did the good official say his original intention, when he annihilated Takahashi Shaoyun, he felt a lot to the good officer, Father Thor is worthy of being the leading figure in Fusang in this era, and his subordinates are full of elites, especially the more than 1,000 elite musketeers, he is also very hot-eyed! However, he can't just say to Daddy Thor, Daddy! What's yours is mine, what's mine is mine, give it to me your elite musketeer!

The obedient official originally thought that Thunder God Daddy was going to hesitate, but he didn't think about it, but Thunder God Daddy laughed, and even smiled with some relief, "The lord is really God's talent, the old minister is about to say to the lord that this is the way to go, how to control the truth of the minister, Emperor Zhao Song once had a sentence, called the side of the couch how to allow others to snore, the old minister looked at the face, although he and the lord have the friendship of Weng and son-in-law, but after all, it is still the relationship between the lord and the courtier, and now the lord mentions that the old minister has 1,500 elite iron gunners, Originally, the old minister thought that he would die of old age and Tachibana Mountain City in his life, and these iron gunners must have to be scattered in the future, but they never thought that they would meet the lord, and the minister's is naturally the lord's, which is also the way of the monarch and the minister, otherwise, the lord is weak and the servant is strong, not the blessing of the king, let alone the blessing of the minister......"

The obedient official originally listened to the words of Father Thor, and was a little embarrassed, but after hearing it, he couldn't help but admire this cunning lame old man, and Yi Neng Jingzhai even touched the ground with his forehead to pay homage to Hanamichi Xuexing, "Xiao Saburo said that he was ordered by the boss today, and it is really a blessing for three lives." And Wen Ren, who was next to the obedient official, couldn't help but look at Tachibana Michiyuki, and said in his heart that he didn't expect Fusang to have such a character.

"Old Tarzan, this really makes me ...... How to say it. The obedient official bowed slightly to Father Thor, and then said: "I intend to transfer five hundred to Sister Chiyo to be our husband and wife's personal guard, and then allocate five hundred to Xiao Saburo to go to Beijing with him!" There are still five hundred, just bother the old Taishan to take care of it first, now Kyushu Island has not been pacified, the Shimazu family and the dragon temple family may also be ready to move, and the old Taishan will be pressed against the formation of Taishan in the future! ”

As he spoke, he couldn't help but admire the old man's open-mindedness, and the fifteen hundred elite musketeers handed it over, but, just like the old man himself said, this territory is now the territory of the Tachibana family, and most of the subordinates are the subordinates of the Tachibana family.

Although Tachibana Michiyuki handed over a thousand elite musketeers, but in fact he did not lose money, there was already the friendship of Weng and his son-in-law, and with today's behavior, presumably Uncle Guo should take a look at it even more, if the daughter will soon give birth to a son for Uncle Guo, although it is not a son-in-law, but it is the eldest son, and it may not be said that the entire Kyushu is a grandson, which is a good deal!

The old man successfully found an excuse to give the elite musketeers to the good official, and then said: "As for the 200,000 stone sent to the imperial court as the imperial material, Kyushu is not good, Kyushu is the foundation of the lord, and it is best to operate the iron barrel generally, if you can, Shikoku or even, whatever the imperial court picks, which piece the imperial court likes, it will be given to the imperial court." ”

The obedient official looked at the thunder god father who was talking eloquently, and couldn't help but have a feeling of tears, sure enough, he was old and not dead for a thief, and he was generous to others to this point, how thick and black did this kind of words have to be said, anyway, I can't say this kind of thing for the time being, most of the four countries are now the territory of Changzong's family, not to mention, there are countless local wealthy families in general, and as a result, Lao Taishan's words are regarded as his own.

“…… The old minister once heard the Southern Barbarians say that there is a famous saying in their kingdom that a heroic emperor named Caesar is, I come, I see ......"

"I conquer." The good official couldn't help but say it too.

Tachibana Dao Xue Shou raised his eyebrows slightly, "It turns out that the lord has also heard this sentence, this is easy to do, lord, you currently have thirty ironclad ships in your hands, as long as there is a port in the whole Fusang, then it should be the lord's!" If the lord is willing, the old minister is willing to be an eagle dog......" As he spoke, he prostrated down and touched the ground with his forehead.

Looking at the Tachibana Daoxue prostrate on the ground, the obedient official groaned, but he was thinking in his heart, I don't know where it will go in the future, if it is another five hundred years, Fusang does not know whether it will completely become an overseas province of China, or according to the trajectory of history to return to the original road, if it is the former, Father Thunder God has no intention of passing on to future generations with a name like Gao Xianzhi, if it is the latter, I am afraid that he will be scolded as Fusang!

Seeing that the obedient official didn't speak for a long time, Chiyo, who had not spoken, couldn't help but glance at his husband, and Zhongli looked around, and finally asked for help from Wen Ren's family, leaned over and whispered: "Oops! Mrs. Duan, I may explain what I mean to the Xia Guan translator. Master Wenren glared at him, but he also knew that he was very friendly with the good official, and he could call himself a subordinate official, which was already very face-saving, so he simply said it again.

"I come, I see, I conquer." Zhongli lowered his head and chewed this sentence carefully, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this word had a taste, it was really every word that suited his spleen and stomach, he couldn't help it, so he shouted, "Brother, brother, I would like to be your Caesar, as long as it is within the range of the Franc cannon on the ship, it is your territory, brother, whoever is not satisfied, will bomb him." ”

Only he, a bandit, dared to speak like this, and Wen Ren next to him couldn't help but roll his eyes, did you do Caesar, that is the emperor of a foreign country.

Shan Sinan yawned and couldn't help muttering, "I don't understand a word, I don't know what to say, it's really boring, what should be killed or not, adults are really boring, they think about killing and killing all day long, if I want to say, you can win or lose in the competition!" Xiao Douzi couldn't help but tug on his sleeve, he came out of the palace in the end, and the rules were big, and he was a little anxious when he saw that the big man was always relying on the favor of the uncle of the country to talk about whether it was big or small.

The good official suddenly smiled, ha! This brother of our family, this bombardment is good for his mother, so he is happy at him, "Brother Zhongli's arrogance, it is better to make a poem, if you want to do it well, you will make my brother a Fusang general." ”

This is naturally a joke, but Zhongli is used to being a big brother, and he refuses to lose face, and when he heard the words, he was immediately entangled, scratching his ears and cheeks, and he really thought there, the good official saw his appearance, and couldn't help but put his hand on his upper lip, covering his mouth and laughing, at this time, the big head saw Zhongli's expression, and felt that Zhongli looked like he couldn't pull out the poop, and couldn't help but say, "Are you a poop that can't be pulled out!" Red-faced and red-eared. ”

Zhongli was said by the big head, his face turned from red to purple, and he really turned purple, but he was so suffocated, he actually thought that Xiao Furong usually forced him to recite poems, and suddenly had an idea, and opened his mouth to sing: "The cannon is blazing his mother, Weijia is in the sea...... Go back to your hometown and count the heroes...... Bell...... Vice Admiral Zhong, Ande Giant Whale ......"

Singing here, his face was full of pride, refreshed, and his heart said Little Hibiscus, little Hibiscus, heart, liver and flesh, you are really my baby, and shouted out the last sentence loudly, "Ande Giant Whale Devours Fusang." ”

Zheng Guofan was shocked on the spot and lay down...... Seeing his brother's stunned expression, Zhongli suddenly felt a sense of kinship, and scratched his head, didn't he do a good job? couldn't help but turn his head and ask Wen Renshi, "Mrs. Duan, isn't Xiaguan's poem good?" ”

Wen Renshi covered his mouth and smiled, "Okay, good, very imposing." When Zhongli heard this, he immediately became proud, although this lady is not a good person, but his brother said her, that is the No. 1 smart person in Tianzi with the old head of the pavilion, she said yes, that must be good.

"But ......," Wen Renshi continued, "Your poem is obviously copied from the sentence of Han Gaozu back then!" The verse of a man being a king is inevitably transgressive, just like just now you said that you want to be Caesar, but that is a foreign emperor......"

Zhongli's face immediately changed greatly, and he quickly shook his head in denial, "That's not what we meant. ”

"Brother Zhongli's poem is well done." The obedient official was shocked from the poem, and hurriedly applauded, "Full of momentum, as for what is trespassing, we don't pay attention to any literary prison, this poem must be your brother, I testify, with this poem, my brother will definitely leave a mark in the history books." ”

Really? Zhongli scratched his head, his brother shouldn't lie to himself, but what Mrs. Duan said seems to have a point, hey! I'll go back and ask little Fleur later.

After praising Zhongli, the obedient official looked at him twice with a very strange look, and then said to Yi Neng Jingzhai with a straight face: "Xiao Saburo, I want you to lead ten ironclad ships, a thousand elite musketeers, and two hundred armored samurai, and go to Kaimachi from the direction of Shikoku Island, and attack freely along the way, and after arriving in Kyoto, he said to the king of Fuso, as long as he likes the place, we will help him fight down, but the national letter must be written carefully, do you understand?" ”

Yi Neng Kozaburo Jing Zhai comprehended, he has lived in Kyoto since he was a child, thinking that he was born as a servant, but he was able to lead ten ironclad ships and thousands of elite Shangluo, and returned to his hometown in style, for a while, tears flowed down his face, prostrate on the ground, put his forehead tightly on the ground, and choked up: "I am willing to die for my uncle and grandfather......"

"So what am I doing?" Zhongli hurriedly asked, and the obedient official smiled, "Brother Zhongli, don't worry, when you finish the marriage of your five hundred brothers, the two of us brothers will go ashore from another place." ”

After the discussion was made, even if the matter was so decided, the obedient official asked Hu Litao and Yi Neng Jingzhai to go together, Hu Litao originally wanted to see what kind of grand occasion it was for the five hundred military guards to get married together, but Uncle Guo ordered it down, so he had to obey the order, and the two ordered ten ironclad ships, and passed through the town of Otomo Family, and went to the direction of Shikoku Island.

Saying that Zhongli made a poem, he was uneasy, and sure enough, he went back to the room to ask Xiao Furong for advice, Xiao Furong listened to it, and couldn't help but smile, Master, this big wind song is very good, and it is also in line with the identity of the master, and the little master knows it! As for what is arrogant and not arrogant, how can I listen to the words of Mrs. Transgression, if you want to say arrogance, she now says that she is kneeling in front of the little master to serve the little master, that is really arrogance, but this is afraid that Concubine De Niangniang wants to come out to vent her anger to her younger brother, who dares to say a word more, but, master, when there are many people in the future, you still call the little master the uncle of the country! Although the little master worships you and treats you kindly, he can't stand the many mouths, and it will be passed to the ears of Concubine De Niangniang, which is not beautiful.

Zhongli has always humbly accepted Xiao Furong's opinion, and when he heard this, he nodded and said yes.

And the good official killed Mrs. Duan seven times because of his weak heart, but he didn't get along with Sister Chiyo, but these two said that he was ruthlessly accompanied by Chiyo, naturally, although he had opened meat, he really couldn't do it for a while, Mrs. Duan had all kinds of amorous, and at first glance she was a ripe woman, and Sister Chiyo was petite and delicate and only fifteen years old, where could she do it, although it was normal for Fusang to marry at the age of twelve and have children at the age of thirteen.

Since this is the case, he had no choice but to pull a small hand, even so, Chiyo was very satisfied, for that Mrs. Duan, she actually knew it, but the Fusang woman was indeed the head of the forbearance at this point, which was incomparable to the women of other countries, and it can be said that the Fusang woman suppressed the jealous Tian's surname to the lowest point.

After a few years, it is a zodiac auspicious saying, the yellow calendar is auspicious, this is the obedient official to his more than 500 military guards to marry the son, this said, Qinglong, Mingtang, Jinkui, Tiande, Yutang, Si Ming and other six stars are worth it, the yellow calendar is written that everything is appropriate, do not avoid jealousy.

The first batch of military guards who followed the good officials to Fusang were all full of joy, but they were wearing armor on their bodies and wearing armor for weddings, which I am afraid that the good officials could figure out. Because each of these people received 200 stone of land from the good officer, it is equivalent to all of them are small flags, so they wear the armor of the small flag officer, because the armor is not enough, and they also deliberately rushed to make some, and from the brothers on the twenty ironclad ships that caught up, in short, all of them were made into small flag armor, inside is a red fat jacket, the outside of the red fat jacket is a mountain character armor, the heart goggles are so bright that they can shake the eyes of the flowers, and the red tassels on the helmet are all new clusters.

When Qi Jiguang was in Zhejiang, he trained the Zhejiang soldiers, and the history books said that the Yiwu soldiers he trained stood in the heavy rain for a whole day, not moving at all, and scared the nine-sided generals who watched half to death, as long as there are 10,000 elite soldiers, where can the world go. The consequence of Qi Jiguang's military training is that even the Zhejiang military guards pay attention to the military appearance, and every military guard man has eaten military sticks when he first practiced military appearance, especially when the drum moves, requiring the right foot to step together, and I don't know how many people have eaten the military stick because of this, and later invented the right foot with bare feet and left feet to wear shoes to practice military appearance, and the drum sounds, barefoot and barefoot step out first.

Therefore, now the Zhejiang military guard is not good at fighting, but the posture is definitely the crown of the Ming Dynasty, more than 500 small flags wearing armor and walking around in neat steps, the people watching the ceremony are all frightened, there are merchants, farmers, envoys of the Otomo family, and even, there must be the ninjas of the Shimazu family Ryuzoji family and the Maori family, and the good officials want this effect, I can't scare you to death.

(To be continued)