Chapter 0046: Li Silly Collects Firewood

The people who were a little closer couldn't wait for the day of February 25, and directly pulled the dry firewood to the mantis pass.

Whenever someone sent dry firewood, Li Ang always prevaricated, saying that the day of harvesting firewood had not yet arrived, and the firewood seller wanted money, so he naturally begged him, but Li Ang couldn't help it, and in the end he really accepted it for three cents.

Selling firewood is naturally joyful, one to ten, ten to hundred, such a good thing is like pie in the sky.

Now that the Tang Dynasty is leveling all over the world, the price is very low, the rice is only thirteen yuan, and one penny is sometimes enough to buy two loads of dry firewood, and now Li Ang is paying three dollars a load, which can make people crazy!

In many villages, almost all men, women and children went out to chop wood, and the scene was in full swing. Some people say that Leon is a fool, and some people say that he is a boy who scatters money.

Find a random three-year-old child in Huojing County and ask: "You, it's you, do you know the emperor?" ”

"I don't know."

"Do you know Leon?"

"Know !!"

That's definitely a high-decibel answer.

But the more this is the case, the more worried Fang Dayong and the others are, after all, the more they collect and the more they lose firewood.

On the evening of February 125, when Leon opened his door to buy firewood, a shocking scene occurred.

The county magistrate of Huojing County had just put his beloved "official envoy woman" to bed, and was just about to pick up a gun and get on the horse, when someone came to knock on the door, which frightened the county magistrate into a daze......

The county magistrate, who was furious, took his subordinates to the top of the city, looked out, and was frightened again...... Ahem, this time it's urine.

But seeing the fires outside the city, the voices of people were boiling, and they were rushing to the face, like thousands of troops and horses attacking the county seat.

"This ...... This... What's going on? Quickly pass my order, let Ding Zhuang, the third class officer, go to the city for defense, go quickly! ”

"Ming Gong! Ming Gong! You see, it doesn't look like they're here to attack our county. ”

"Huh?"

"Ming Gong, look, this fire seems to be heading to the west of the city."

"You, quietly go out of the city and reconnoiter to the officer, what is going on."

"Oh, I remembered, tomorrow is the day when Li Ang's fool buys a lot of firewood, these days, every family is busy chopping firewood, just waiting for this day to sell at a good price, at this time everyone must be in a hurry to sell firewood. Ming Gong, you see, this firelight is not in the direction of the mantis pass. ”

"Leon? How could it be possible to make such a big movement by collecting some firewood? Why don't you go out of town and find out! ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

The culprit who was shocked that the county master leaked twice in a row overnight is comfortably hugging the young girl in the mantis col at the moment. When others go to the Qinglou, they have to spend money, Li Ang goes to the Qinglou, not only does the girl have to post the money, but within a few days, the Qingqing girl, who is obsessed with him, actually took the initiative to find the mantis pass.

Hehe, the mantis col is like a monk's bald head, and he is in a panic, the young girl found it herself, how can the CEO of Li Da be polite, and he carried the young girl into the house before it was dark.

The young girl in the house sang loudly, and the old man Wei outside the house ran from time to time and shouted:

"Li Langjun, another gang is here!"

"Li Langjun, there are two more gangs!"

"Li Langjun, ...... again"

"You're big again! Dead old man, Lao Tzu didn't come to the fire, it's early, get out! ”

At the second watch, the hoarse young girl fainted, and the CEO of Li Da came out comfortably, pushed the door and looked, Huo! It also scared him.

But seeing that the area around the mantis pass was already in flames, countless people, and countless firewoods surrounded his thatched hut into a Jedi. Fang Dayong came up like a dead father and mother, and said, "Li Langjun, take a look!" Look! What can I do? With so much firewood, do we accept it or not, and if we don't accept it, will people give up? ”

"Isn't it twenty-five? Let them wait. ”

"But the sky is going to be bright after all!"

"Then we'll talk about it at dawn."

After Li Ang finished speaking, he turned around and went back to the house, and closed the door with a bang, and the young girl on the bed woke up and said weakly: "Li Lang, the slave is going to die, the slave is not good......"

"Hey, young girl, remember to bring a few more sisters next time."

“……”

The next day, after it was dark, Leon pushed the door out again, and now he could see the real thing. The firewood all over the mountains and fields, with his salt well as the center, spreads in all directions, and you can't see the edge.

Those who could occupy the position near the salt well had all come early last night, and when they saw Li Ang coming out, all the firewood sellers stood up at once, and their movements were more neat than a military parade.

Everyone stayed up all night, and those who brought dry food were fine, but those who didn't bring dry food were already hungry and croaking, and they had long been looking forward to him starting to collect firewood early!

"Li Langjun! Hurry up, we've got some good dry firewood for you. ”

"Mine is the best, Li Langjun, take me first."

"Mine, mine, take mine first!"

Li Ang crossed his waist with his left hand and waved his right hand: "Don't make any noise!" As long as it is good dry firewood, today I Li Ang will collect it, everyone is a little restless, as the saying goes, the emperor is not short of hungry soldiers, you folks must let me eat first, and only when I am full will I have the strength to work! ”

Okay, that's not too much, let's just wait for it.

Li Ang took matters into his own hands and made a astragalus mutton, his cooking skills were very good, a pot of mutton stewed, and the pervasive fragrance made the stomachs of people selling firewood all over the mountain growl.

When the mutton was stewed, Li Ang called the young girl up first. This girl is very delicate, other men like plump, she is more slender, her small waist is bent in the wind, she is not very popular, but it is cheaper Li Ang.

The woman was such a strange animal, she fainted from exhaustion last night, but she woke up in the morning with a radiant and ruddy face, like a flower stained with dewdrops.

"Qingqing, sit down, we have to hurry to collect firewood after eating." After Li Ang greeted her, he politely called the firewood seller who had been guarding all night to eat.

Everyone, look at me, I look at you, and when I see a woman in someone's house, no one is embarrassed to go over. Watching Li Ang and them feast, everyone's stomachs screamed even louder.

Li Ang didn't deliberately delay, so he didn't need to. After eating, he began to collect firewood, Fang Daniu was responsible for inspecting the goods, Fang Dayong was responsible for payment, clearly marked the price, and paid a load of dry firewood.

"Li Langjun, so-and-so came first, and so-and-so was received first!"

"So-and-so came first, Li Langjun took so-and-so first."

"Li Langjun ......."

All of a sudden, the firewood sellers all over the mountains moved, and they all squeezed in, all wanting to sell their firewood first. It was a spectacular scene, like an army marching through thousands of horses.

Leon had already prepared, mounted on his horse, holding a gong, Bang! Nation! Nation! The ground knocked up, "Everyone, don't squeeze, you squeeze down people, you are injured, you are trampled to death, that is going to be a lawsuit." Come one by one, don't rush! Don't rush! If anyone forcibly squeezes in, I will not accept his firewood!" ”

Li Ang kept banging the gong to stop the crowd, and then pointed to a woodcutter and said, "You, it's you, is the firewood a good dry firewood?" ”

"Li Langjun, you see, it's good dry firewood."

"Okay, pick it up over there and pile it up, and then come over and get the money, a load of three pennies, a lot of yours."

"Thank you Lang Jun, thank you Lang Jun!"

At the beginning, everyone was a little skeptical that Li Ang would really collect firewood at the price, and now everyone was overjoyed. I really took it, I really collected it!

"You! Is yours a good dry firewood? ”

"Yes, Lang Jun."

"You really think I'm a fool, and the one in the middle still has green leaves, which is also called dry firewood? Let's do business, it's about integrity, you don't talk about honesty like this, I'm sorry, pick it back, I don't want your firewood. ”

The firewood sellers around suddenly followed the accusations, and the voices were like a tide. In these years, the folk customs are still relatively simple, and people who do not speak of integrity will be despised. The man was pointed out by a thousand people, so he could only withdraw with his firewood.

Li Ang continued, inspecting and collecting firewood one by one, but there were thousands of people who came to sell firewood, which was too many. Li Ang and the others were few, and they only received 1,000 quintals at noon, and spent 3,000 yuan.

Now some people can't wait, as the so-called people are iron, rice is steel, they came last night, they were already so hungry that their chests were close to their backs, their eyes were dizzy, and they couldn't stand it.

At this time, Li Ang is still suspending the acquisition, and people are also people, so you have nothing to say about pausing lunch, but this ...... Smelling the smell of meat wafting from the salt well, everyone is not to mention how uncomfortable it is.

Finally, someone came up and begged Li Ang: "Li Langjun, you can collect a certain firewood first, you can just give two pennies for good dry firewood." ”

What do you think, who sells firewood and brings food, for a load of firewood, I have stayed up here all night, and now it is half a day's work, this stomach has long been hungry and painful, and some people have begun to take the initiative to sell at a reduced price.

If there is a first, there must be a second, and this kind of herd heart is the common nature of human beings.

"Li Langjun, you can accept so-and-so, just ask for a penny."

"Mine, take mine, my two burdens and one penny."

“……….”

Hehe, this is your own price reduction, Li Ang eats a large piece of meat by himself, but the other party Da Niu and others ordered: "Go, one penny and two loads, see who else is willing to sell, just accept them first." Oops! Don't mess around, come one by one, you're messy, there are few of us, don't get confused, come one by one. ”

Collect, a large number of collections, some people see that the price has been reduced, and they are not willing to reduce, okay, I don't say no, you wait first, someone is willing to reduce the price to sell, I will accept them first, that's right!

Many people waited another afternoon, their eyes blackened with hunger. This praying mantis doesn't grow an inch of grass, and you can't find some grass roots to eat.

The price is getting lower and lower, and there is a long queue for five quintals of a penny, and I don't know when it will be your turn to sell.

There's no way, everyone wants to sell the hard-cut firewood for money, but you have to have the strength to pick it up, don't you see that you go home empty-handed and float with your feet?

So, countless firewood was thrown on the mantis pass, and no one wanted it at all, Li Ang was in a hurry, and shouted around on horseback: "Why did you go?" I'm still waiting to buy firewood, don't go! Hey, hey, hey! Stop, you wait, it's almost there. ”

"Li Langjun, this firewood, I don't want it, I'll give it to you, just give it to a bowl of water to drink."

"Don't want it, don't want it, you can't ....... it!"

Li Ang looked apologetic: "Hey! Don't you all want it, how embarrassing it is! You'd better wait. ”

"Alas! I really didn't expect so many people to come at first? I'm hungry......"

"If you ask for firewood again, you'll die!"

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