The old monk's invulnerability attribute is too awesome, and people are like a mouse pulling a wooden shovel for him, and they can't say it!

Guo Ye sneered: "Could it be that you are really immortal?" Come on, you give all the fire, flooding, and black dog blood to the Tianfu monk, I don't believe that I can't clean him up! ”

As a result, I really can't clean it up! No matter how great the wisdom of the masses of the people is, they are no match for this supernatural force! As a result, it just made the Tianfu monk dirty, and it didn't hurt the old monk at all!

Guo Ye rolled his eyes and said, "It seems that I really underestimated you!" It's not okay if you don't make a big move! Someone, fetch me a load of dung from the hut! ”

"Qin Guogong, what are you going to do?"

"I'm going to use it for Monk Tianfu!"

Monk Tianfu said disdainfully: "Hmph, Qin Guogong, you will die of this heart!" Black dog blood and menstrual blood don't work, can it be useful if it is a big feces? What a self-deception! ”

After a while, the big feces were coming, and the smell was disgusting and disgusting!

Guo Ye smiled slightly and said, "Tianfu monk!" The dung is not for splashing, but for feeding you! How's that, are you going to recruit or not? ”

"You...... Despicable and shameless! The dignified Qin Guogong, with this kind of means, is he not afraid of being scared and laughing? You're a non-torture murderer! ”

"Scold! No matter how much you scold, it won't change your fate, either eat or surrender obediently! Choose your own two paths! ”

Monk Tianfu is in a tight position and does not say a word!

This scene was really a bit unexpected for Guo Ye, and said: "Good man! You actually chose to eat, it's really something that people can't do, my father admires it! Come and give the Tianfu monk a meal...... No, it's with dung! ”

Or how to say the rebels, they are all made of special materials! A few spoons of dung were poured down, but the old monk did not succumb!

Guo Ye was amazed and said, "Monk Tianfu, this ability is really the same as invulnerability, is it your special ability?" Or are you stubborn and tortured? ”

"Guo Ye, your eight-life ancestor!"

"Looks like you're really stiff! Haha, what a man! Tough guy, no, stinky man, stinky guy, stinky tough guy......" Guo Ye turned over and muttered, he really didn't have a problem with this old monk!

In the end, he said fiercely: "Monk Tianfu, believe it or not, I buried you alive!" ”

"Buried alive? Qin Guogong, you are so smart! Not to mention, if you bury me alive, I'll die! I'm invulnerable, but I can't help but breathe! Come on, come on, let's do it! Uncle, I've long been tired of being crooked, what is death, frowning, I'm not a hero! ”

it! It doesn't work either!

Guo Ye suddenly had an idea and said, "Come on, strip him naked for me!" ”

Qin Ying hurriedly stopped him and said, "Qin Guogong is cautious!" It's so public, how can you do that kind of thing? Besides, what's so good about this old monk. ◢ returned to Chang'an City with ◢ Dream ◢ Xiao ◢.lā and others, I will find you a few suitable ones, all of them are young men who look like Pan An......"

Guo Ye's eyes widened, and he said, "! What do you want? My father is not good for men! ”

"Then you want to pick up the clothes of the old monk?"

"Mountain people have their own tricks!"

In fact, Guo Ye is not sure whether there is an effect on picking clothes! Just give it a try!

When the people stripped the old monk's clothes, Guo Ye carefully rummaged through the old monk's clothes, and muttered in his mouth while turning them over, "Where is it...... Come out...... Shouldn't it...... ...... should be"

But he rummaged through the old monk's clothes, but still found nothing!

Qin Ying said: "Don't pretend!" What's so bad about a good man's style? We all have brothels in Chang'an City that specialize in male prostitutes! Incense brothers, heroes of dry roads, people have long been accustomed to it! ”

Guo Ye ignored Qin Ying's nonsense, threw away the old monk's clothes, and said, "Bad luck! Did I guess? Suddenly, he raised his head, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Haha! I found it! ”

Monk Tianfu's face changed greatly, and he said, "You...... What did you find? The poor monks are all old men, what is there to see! ”

Guo Ye hehehe, and said: "Monk Tianfu, don't you think I can make a draw with you, it's strange?" Why are you so powerful that you think you can hide it from me? ”

"You...... What exactly do you mean? ”

"What do you mean? That's what it means! Guo Ye stretched out his hand and pulled a bracelet from the left wrist of the Tianfu monk, and there was a jade pendant on the bracelet, which was engraved with Maitreya Buddha!

Guo Ye put the bracelet on his hand and said, "Old monk, now the two of us can talk about it!" ”

Monk Tianfu turned ashen and said, "Okay, what the hell do you want to know, I've done it all!" ”

People were confused by the performance of Guo Ye and the old monk, and Qin Ying said: "Qin Guogong, what kind of dumb riddle are you playing?" Could it be that this bracelet is a code? I've never heard of such a rule! ”

"What are you thinking? Not as filthy as you think! I quickly arrange a quiet room for me, and I will interrogate this old monk alone, and no one is allowed to eavesdrop!" ”

"You can rest assured, I guarantee that you will do it beautifully! New quilt, new mattress, and new bed! ”

Belch...... It seems that he was completely misunderstood by this guy! Guo Ye was so upset at this time that he didn't bother to explain, so he went!

When there were only two people left, Guo Ye and Monk Tianfu, Guo Ye sighed and said, "Friend, I'm sorry!" ”

Monk Tianfu was as confused as a monk and said, "You...... What do you mean by that? The poor monk is really a little flattered! ”

"Do you know Sora Aoi?"

"Cang...... Well...... Empty, don't recognize! ”

"Nawu. Vine orchid? Ozawa. Maria...... Yui Hatano, you should know, right? ”

Monk Tianfu said angrily: "It's true that the poor monk admits defeat!" But you have to be forgiving and forgiving, you don't just entertain the poor monks! You have these strange names, and the poor monk has never heard of them! ”

Guo Ye secretly wondered in his heart, did I guess wrong, this old monk is not a traverser at all? Well...... Quite possibly! His Ruyi cup is the wine glass I used on the day I crossed, and the bracelet with the jade Buddha was also bought by me at the roadside stall that day! Speaking of all these modern things, they are all mine!

He stabilized his mind and said, "How did you get this wishful cup and the bracelet with the jade pendant of Maitreya Buddha?" Don't deceive people with any Lingshan Maitreya Buddha or anything like that! I'm not afraid to tell you that these two things were originally mine! ”

"Is it yours? Are you a god? ”

"I can't talk about immortals, but at a young age, I can go from a servant to a son-in-law, and become the Duke of Qin and the Ministry of Rites of the Tang Dynasty! Do you think I can be anything special? Can there be no providence from God? ”

"That's right! Then I'll tell you the truth, these two things fell from the sky...... I used to be a farmer, but I also have an identity, a bad gambler! One day, I lost all the money I had in my family! Fortunately, I still have a little sense and didn't lose my wife and children! But how to live? I took my wife and children around begging for food, and that day I came to Xiaowangzhuang......"

The old monk paused and continued: "That night, we spent the night in the ruined temple next to Xiaowangzhuang! That day, the wind and rain were blowing, and the lightning and thunder roared, and the roof of the ruined temple was torn open! Watching my wife and children suffer with me, I really wanted to die at that time! At this moment, a lightning bolt struck me? ”

Guo Ye said: "Then you are invulnerable?" ”

"How can that? It knocked me out right then! By the time I woke up, it was three days later! ”

Guo Ye sighed and said, "In the past three days, how can your wife and children live!" ”

"How's it going? Well lived! Speaking of this, Monk Tianfu smiled and said, "At that time, in addition to splitting me, God also gave me three things!" ”

"Three?"

"Yes, one is a wishful cup, the other is this bracelet, and the other is a gold ring! My lady exchanged that gold ring for money, wouldn't it be better to have three days? ”

Guo Ye roared in his heart, that gold ring is also mine! He asked, "What about the gold ring?" Did you redeem it later? ”

The old monk shook his head and said, "After the poor monk made his fortune, he also wanted to redeem that ring later!" But the ring has already been bought! As for who bought it, there is no clue! ”

After talking for a long time, Guo Ye finally asked the topic: "What can really make you invulnerable is not Maitreya Buddha, but this bracelet with Maitreya Buddha's jade pendant, right?" ”

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