"Zhao Qian? Zhao Wen? Yang Biao? … Grandma's! Where do these people live? Dressed as a standard butcher, the clothes on his body are still shiny, He Man is well disguised, much like the profession he used to do - butcher; Wipe! It's a good job!

"Hmm... Let me see, let's take a spin first! This Chang'an City is really big! He Man, who muttered, strolled down the street with his eyebrows and rat eyes...... Dividing line

The so-called: the dragon has the dragon road, the rat has the rat road;

For the sake of the "general dream", He Man almost used the most stringent conditions to demand that he abide by the conditions set by Li Yu; When someone is still roasting the bonfire and eating the fat and tender barbecue, the second brother He Man can only drool over the rice wine in the wine shop, when someone is still pretending to be an uncle, and the second brother is still pretending to be a grandson for his life... All the way from the small road around Tongguan, through Huayin, Changling, and across the Fengling, the second brother cautiously approached Chang'an City; Li Dao and Guo Yan, who have become frightened birds, have sealed all the city gates, and there are still many patrols and guards on the city wall. (Buy 1 Get 1 Free!) There are no roads in the world, but when you walk a lot, you have a road; There is no gate to Chang'an City, then... Let's drill a dog hole!

Chang'an was destroyed when Wang Mang rebelled, and the people of Chang'an were also deeply affected, some people dug a lot of small holes in order to escape and then escaped, many people knew about this matter, and He Man had also heard of it, because he had a buddy who told him:

There are many officials in Chang'an, many beauties, and there are many dog holes! After moving the imperial capital over again, Dong Zhuo also became the contractor of the construction team and repaired many palaces, of course, this kind of loophole also needs to be repaired; But there is always an oversight in those thousands of small holes, right? He Man is not afraid of the difficulty of delivering letters, so he just waits for a dog hole... !

He Man, who came out of the night by day, finally found a small hole after two days of searching; Drill a dog hole? Well! Drill a dog hole! Hesitating, He Man, who couldn't let go of his manhood, finally decided to give everything for his dreams, even if... Belch... Dignity, right? No one sees it now anyway!

"Wait until Lao Tzu becomes a general! Be sure to open a big gate here! Is it called Yakshamon? No way! I'll use this title when I become a general in the future! Flying Gate? Not at all! Well... Let's call the gate! He Man leaned down and muttered quietly, while struggling to drill inside; it! Yikes! Stuck! Maybe this small hole is for children to escape, the diameter is only fifty centimeters, and He Man's big man is so sad that he is stuck!

"Help... Ah...", just as he wanted to shout for help, He Man suddenly woke up, this is not his own land, shouting will kill people; What can I do?

"Click...", a few footsteps dragging the ground came, He Man was shocked and anxious, "Whoosh! "All of a sudden, he got in, although his fat belly was scraped off, and the boss was a piece of flesh;" Hiss——! It hurts, it hurts! He Man covered his belly and burrowed into the small bushes beside him; At this time, not far in front of him, there was a person staggering over, He Man saw the appearance of the person clearly through the moonlight, this is a Xiliang army, drunk and drunk, when he got to the bushes, the guy unbuckled his belt and took out the guy's business... This is to and pee on He Man's head! Can this be endured? him! Not negotiable!

"Babble!" After a loud sound, a strong man with a disheveled head, wearing the uniform of the Xiliang Army, walked out proudly, the winner was of course He Man, and the drunk man was not his opponent; The curfew is also an important means for Li Dao to curb the collusion between people in the city and the outside, and the little second brother was stopped without walking a few steps into the city, why? The little second brother carefully observed what he was wearing, there was no problem? These people are dressed exactly the same way!

Depend on! He didn't want to think about it, the patrol people at night were all in a pile, and he patrolled by himself coquettishly, thinking about it, there was something going on!

At the critical moment, the little second brother had a bright light, "Boom! "Flashed three times!

"What do you do? Do you know about the curfew? Which general's subordinate are you? ", Xiliang Jun surrounded the little second brother in the middle, held his spear against him, and once he found out that he had misbehaved, he would immediately stab him to death on the spot;" Ahem, ahem! The second brother He Man coughed twice, then said in a hoarse voice: "Bastard! I don't even know me? Whose men are you? Why is it so rude? ”

All right! With such a voice, anyone will be stunned, the highest level of this team of Xiliang Army is just a captain, and they have never seen the appearance of the general at close range, looking at He Man's tall figure and majestic appearance, they have a guess in their hearts: "General, you... Was it plainclothes to inspect the patrol? ”

"Patrol patrols? Yes! Yes! Oh, yes! Not bad! I was sent by the Lord to inspect you. Well... You're a good guy! It should be like this to you, no matter who dares to wander around at night, you must stop and interrogate! Not bad! I'll have a few nice words to your chief! Go ahead! What to do, what to do! He Man commanded with a big grin; Even bluffed and stunned, he finally fooled these Xiliang soldiers away, and this thing was not afraid! And excitedly say something - this is what it feels like to be a general! That's nice!

Grass! Sure enough, he deserves to be the second brother! Even if it's a big nerve, there must be a limit!

After such an episode, He Man also knew clearly after being excited that it would be easy to pretend to be a Xiliang army, so he hid in a private house, and soon he found out that this was a dilapidated meat shop, hiding in the firewood room, He Man slept beautifully, and then stole a butcher's clothes and swaggered out to meet people; During the day, there are still many ordinary people wandering back and forth, but most of them are old people and children, and few are in the prime of life; Li Dao and Guo Yan's wanton capture of the strong men's enrichment of armaments has frightened them into not daring to go out, no matter how He Man hides himself, he is also very conspicuous, and his figure has betrayed him deeply; Wandering aimlessly for a while, "Sikong Mansion? Sikong Zhao Wen? Ha ha! Finally found you! He Manxi stepped forward and knocked on the door with a smile, "Tuk tuk!" ...", the door opened and a servant opened the door and frowned at first, and then asked, "Who are you?" Dare to knock on the door of Lord Sikong's house? Beware of slashing you! ”

"I am...", before the little second brother could reply, a few Xiliang soldiers rushed out not far away, and shouted: "You! Don't look at it, it's you! What for? You can also come to Sikong-sama's mansion! Take! ”

These royalists, Li Dao has never relaxed his surveillance of them, and if there is any trouble, the Xiliang army he sent to monitor will come out... The second brother is not stupid, in Li Yu's words, he is still a little cunning, a kind of peasant-like cunning, which is very effective; "Smack!" , He Man lay straight on the ground, and folded his hands together: "My lord is the master for me!" The villain is a local butcher! I heard that General Li and General Guo are both honest and fair officials, and I ask you to make decisions for me! The owner of this house is named Zhao Wen! It's a court! But he owes me more than a dozen pieces of meat money and still hasn't paid it back! ”

"The grass people have come to ask for it more than a dozen times! And they were wounded! You see! He Man exposed the freshly scratched place on his belly for the soldiers to see, and the Xiliang soldiers were stunned when they saw it!

He Man cried out in pain: "Lord Sikong is the third prince of the dynasty, but the grass people... It's also going to live! …”

"You...", Zhao Wen's attendant was flushed with anger, he couldn't say a word, and stretched out his foot and kicked He Man angrily; O Lord! You saw that, right? It's broad daylight, it's bright! That's how they did it! Yes! I can't live anymore! He Man didn't fight back, but he cried bitterly with a handful of snot and tears, and at the same time pitifully asked Xiliang for help; The captains of several Xiliang Army rolled their eyes: "Look at why don't you join the army if you are strong and strong, you will have food to eat when you join the army!" Why bother to offend Lord Sikong? ”

"Ahem, ahem!" , He Man coughed up a mouthful of bloody phlegm, and was startled by the lively people: "It's not that I don't want to go!" But no! I have tuberculosis! It's contagious! I'm dying, but I don't want to be a starving ghost! Even if I offend Sikong, I will be a full ghost! ”

"Huh~~~", the more than 100 people who originally came to see the excitement all disappeared at once, as if they had never appeared, and several Xiliang soldiers also hid far away, and Zhao Wen's attendant even took off his shoes and was still far away..."Stop!" Isn't it just a dozen hanging money? It's not that I won't give it to you, it's just that I'm not at home these days, and the servants don't dare to make decisions for you, you reckless man! Such a noise has already alarmed Zhao Wen, the Sikong in the house, he has been listening to it in the door for a while, he is sure that there is no intersection with any butcher, so there is only one possibility... Exotic!

Zhao Wen, who had a white beard, had such a fairy temperament, he said condescendingly and coldly, and at the same time looked at those Xiliang soldiers with sharp eyes, the Xiliang soldiers could monitor him but couldn't ignore him, and knelt on the ground one after another: "Meet Lord Sikong!" ”

"Lord Xie raises his noble hand! Thank you, sir! cough cough...", He Man hunched his waist and kept shaking, and at the same time coughed as if to indicate that he was very sick; "Bang!" After the gate of Sikong Mansion was closed, several Xiliang soldiers laughed wildly, and tears flowed down: "A third prince of the dynasty still owes money to the butcher!" Tinima's funny...", they only took this incident as a joke, and they didn't report it... After a series of twists and turns, the little second brother finally found the organization!

(To be continued)