At this time, next to Liu Cong, there were Yuan Ying, Pang Zihui and four female soldiers to accompany him, there were soldiers outside the door holding a tea stove boiling water to make tea, and a large number of Jingzhou soldiers were ambushed behind the city wall, all sitting there squatting and gossiping, only the sentries looked up from time to time to observe the Wu soldiers on Yupu Beach,

The weather is very good on this day, the white clouds in the blue sky are fluttering leisurely, the water of the Yangtze River in front of Wuchang City is flowing quietly, and on the trees inside and outside the city wall, the sparrows are chirping and noisy, and occasionally there are harrier eagles flying by, and the sparrow flock will scatter with a hula.

There was not a single flag on the city walls, and there was silence inside and outside the city.

No wonder Sun Quan wondered from afar: "The big battle is imminent, according to the agreement between the two sides, Liu Cong should also take the Jingzhou soldiers out to line up." ”

However, Liu Cong leaned on until Wu Bing was about to pull the and urine into the crotch of his pants, and then came out of the gatehouse, and ordered with a smile: "Put the trumpet cannon." ”

After three horns, Liu Cong blocked his ears with both hands, came to the toilet and spilled urine, and walked out with his pants up, while laughing: "As soon as this cannon sounds, it will definitely scare Wu Bing so much." ”

Liang Zhu'er asked with a smile: "Second master, how do you know that Wu Bing is so far away from us." ”

"Do you still need to ask, just after dawn, come over to line up, line up the formation, no one dares to move, just wait for me to go out to fight, I can't go out, can they hold it all morning, can you not pull and pee all morning, well, it's all hold, suddenly the cannon sounded, can you not be scared to pee your pants."

Liu Cong said that he was eating and laughing while walking, and when he came to the top of the city wall, when he lay on the wall and looked into the distance, he saw that Wu Bing was still standing at the door, neatly lined up in a gossip array, Liu Cong smiled and said: "I pulled a crotch and urine, and I was still stiff there, which is really good." ”

Liu Cong laughed here, turned back to Deng Bao and said: "When the time comes, don't lose your reputation, Deng Bao, you go down with twenty cavalrymen, and tell Sun ?????? from a distance after you pass."

Liu Cong ordered to come here, thought for a while, and muttered: "Find a reason, well, you can say to Sun Quan, 'I'm sorry, General Sun, our lord Liu Zhizhong saw you set up a gossip array in the city, and I didn't know how to break the formation, so I was so scared that my stomach hurt, I can't come out to fight today, let's talk about it tomorrow,' and then ignore his questioning, and come back with a horse." ”

Deng Bao took the order, and asked Liu Cong before leaving: "What if Sun Quan sends troops to chase and kill us." ”

Liu Cong said firmly: "Don't worry, you are a messenger, send a letter in the past, he will not chase and kill the messenger, if it is really pursued, you will detour to the east gate of the city to the south gate of the city, put down the drawbridge at the south gate, and take you into the city, Sun Quan is afraid of an ambush, and will not chase." ”

Deng Bao agreed to leave, Liu Cong squinted, crouched behind the city wall and watched, turned his face and ordered: "Prepare the cannon, see General Deng and his men go out of the city, immediately fire the cannon." ”

At this time, the drawbridge under the city was lowered, and Deng Bao twenty horsemen and horses rushed out of the city happily, almost at the same time, three trumpets sounded on the top of the city wall.

Liu Cong put his hands on his ears and said, "Damn, it's so loud." Saying that, he put down his hand and stared at Sun Quan's gossip array, only to see that the cannon sounded, and after Deng Bao's men rushed out, Sun Quan's gossip array was nervous and panicked.

Liu Cong said with a smile: "Now Wu Bing's feces and urine are cleaned, withdraw to replenish water and food." ”

It turned out that when Deng Bao rode out of the city with twenty men and horses, Sun Quan didn't know how many Jingzhou soldiers were coming, so he hurriedly waved the spear in his hand and ordered: "Prepare to fight." ”

As soon as Sun Quan's order was conveyed, Wu Bing immediately became nervous,

However, after twenty horsemen and horses came, Sun Quan kept staring at the gate of Wuchang, and there were no more Jingzhou soldiers pouring out, but the drawbridge was slowly pulled up, and the city gate was closed.

Sun Quan was puzzled, and at this moment, the leader of the Jingzhou cavalry who came over shouted loudly: "The chief general of Wu Bing understands, I am the envoy sent by Liu Zhizhong in Jingzhou,

My lord said, this gossip array you listed, my lord has never seen it, and he doesn't know how to break the formation, so he is so anxious that he is scared and has a stomachache, and he really can't come out to fight, please be considerate, and wait for tomorrow to come back to fight, okay. ”

After Deng Bao finished speaking, he stopped being verbose, turned around and left, and said before leaving: "You take care of the withdrawal of troops, my lord said that you will never chase after you." ”

Deng Bao came over for this trip, less than a quarter of an hour before and after,

However, first shocked Sun Quan, then disappointed Sun Quan, and then made Sun Quan puzzled, he thought: "It was agreed that the two sides would fight here, and I finally lined up and waited, but he didn't come, this is a breach of the contract." ”

As soon as he thought of missing the appointment, Sun Quan was annoyed, and he had a feeling that he had been tricked, but when he heard that Liu Cong had a stomachache, and the stomachache was still because he was worried about being listed in the gossip array, Sun Quan felt a trace of comfort in his heart, thinking: "This is a thing that has no way, I was scared by the formation and had a stomachache, well, even if I have a stomachache, I can't fight." ”

Thinking of this, Sun Quan looked at Zhou Tailing on both sides and ordered: "Withdraw." ”

Seeing Ling Tong Zhou Tai mobilize his men and horses to retreat, Sun Quan muttered: "Liu Cong'er, who has not been in battle, is still thinking about ?????? this bit of courage."

However, when Sun Quan thought about it again, Liu Cong defeated Cao Cao's three generals in less than three months and recovered the lost territory north of Hanshui, so he was puzzled and thought: "Is Liu Cong playing some ghost tricks again?" ”

Early the next morning, Liu Cong called Wang Sheng to his side, explained like this, and encouraged: "I know that you are articulate and very good at talking, well, after you go out, you will talk like this." Wang Sheng nodded and agreed,

Liu Cong called Deng Bao over again and told him to lead troops to fight like this.

Then, Liu Cong went out to climb the city wall, sat in the city gate tower and drank tea and chatted, waiting for Sun Quan to lead the troops over to fight.

Just after the hour, Sun Quan came over with his troops,

Sun Quan led the troops over this time, and did not set up a formation, but just made an appointment with men and horses, and was ready, waiting for Liu Cong to leave the city.

When Liu Cong heard that Sun Quan was coming, he put down the teacup, stared at the green smoke curling from the tea stove at the door for a while, and said with a smile: "Wu Bing went back, he spent the night yesterday, and he was able to dry his pants, did he come out to fight with his bare buttocks." ”

Yuan Ying and Pang Zihui next to him didn't speak, just smiled casually,

Liu Cong got up and came out, crouched behind the fortress to observe the formation of Wu soldiers, and saw that Sun Quan did not set up the formation, he knew that Sun Quan was in a hurry, and waited for himself to lead his troops out to fight, so he ordered: "Plant all the colored flags all over the city wall, and Deng Baowang Sheng is ready to go out of the city." ”

After a while, along the top of the city wall in the north of Wuchang City, a colorful flag was planted in the three city walls, a gust of north wind blew, and the colorful flag fluttered, which suddenly added infinite vitality to the silent Wuchang City.

Liu Cong saw that the time had come, and instructed Deng Bao Wang Sheng: "Go and release the cannon." As he spoke, he put his hands on his ears, 105