Chapter 127: Your Mother is the Virgin Mary
Bang dang... Bang dang... The military truck was speeding on the suburban road, the Nazi soldier driving was drinking red wine, humming popular music in his mouth, and a Nazi soldier in the passenger seat was drowsy, shaking his head in the bumpy cab, I really admired his endurance and invincible sleeping skills, and he could still fall asleep in such an environment.
Jimmy lurked on the side of the road and watched the arrival of the truck, Sophia lay on the side holding the M1 semi-automatic rifle in her hand, this rifle can not only shoot and kill, but also can be used as a stick to beat a stick, Philos lay on the side with a foolish head, tilted his head under Jimmy's fingers, and called Jimmy out angrily, and finally rewarded him with a kick out,
Wow~ The truck braked suddenly, and the Nazi soldier who was drowsy hit the glass head-on, and after opening his eyes with a grin, he found that his companion next to him was in a cold sweat, and when he turned his head to look outside, he was speechless, a big man scratched his head stupidly and laughed, and even the Nazi soldier who was driving did not go away after honking his horn a few times,
After the Nazi soldier who was driving the car honked the horn several times, he saw that Philos still didn't go away, and suddenly became angry and scolded and said: "Big man, are you looking for death, get out, yo he~ Don't go away yet, go, brother, go down and beat this stupid big man." ”
When the two Nazi soldiers walked up to Philos angrily, they immediately swallowed their saliva and couldn't speak, Philos was like a small mountain, just as he stood like this, the two Nazi soldiers reached his chest, and it felt like a child was about to beat an adult, which was quite weird,
Filos scratched his head in a humble manner, looked condescendingly at the two stunned Nazi soldiers, and said the German words that they were devastated by: "Mom said, it's not good to fight, do you really want to hit me, when the time comes, it will not only hurt your hands, but I will also hurt, won't I." ”
Nazi Soldier A looked at Nazi Soldier B with a look at each other, and said a little frantically: "Hi Hey, brother, what do you think, have we met a fool, Nima's, this guy is really Tai Chi, a fool is still a madman, I can be regarded as convinced of him, how can he speak so fluently." ”
Nazi soldier B rubbed his head with one hand, shook his head with a grin and said: "I don't know, no matter who he is, anyway, this big man wants to beat him, beat him hard, Nima's, I hit my head, your mother is sick, I know no, stupid big man, I want to beat you now." ”
Philos scratched his head and said something that was not worth his life: "Well, how do you know that my mother is sick, oh, my mother saw God two years ago, she said to wait for me in heaven, why do you want to beat me, give me a reason to beat me." ”
vomited blood, two Nazi soldiers almost vomited blood, this Philos is really the best, say the words that are angry and don't want to die, do you need a reason to beat someone, don't need it, not only the two Nazi soldiers collapsed, but even Jimmy and Sophia, who were waiting for the opportunity, almost collapsed to the point of speechlessness, this Philos is really the best,
Jimmy patted his head with one hand and groaned in pain, "Damn, I don't know how Cruze found the best big guy, and the words are really endless, hey, Sophia, get ready, when the two Nazi soldiers beat up Philos, we'll go and sneak attack in the back." ”
Sophia nodded in response to Jimmy's words, she also noticed the Mauser rifles in the hands of the two Nazi soldiers, and if she rushed out, the two Nazi soldiers were frightened and must have shot, this shot must have attracted the attention of the behind, and it was a troublesome thing to alarm the military camp in Miyo City behind, which was not conducive to Gou Bin, who had infiltrated the city.
The only way to do this is to make Philos suffer, use his strong body to attract two Nazi soldiers, and when they start to beat Philos, when they don't pay attention to this side, they rush out and attack the two of them behind their backs, with his big body, he shouldn't suffer,
Nazi soldier B was extremely frenzied, clenched the Mauser rifle in his hand, and said through gritted teeth: "Big man, tell you, you don't need a reason to beat someone, even if you need a reason, it's because you don't like your eyes, dare to block our way, you look for death, brother, go on, beat him." ”
When the two Nazi soldiers were about to fight, Philos made a stop gesture and said: "Wait, your reason is not enough, my mother said, hey, why are you beating people, it's too violent, everyone is reasonable~ It's not right to beat people, don't fight, it's not fair, I'm angry when you're beating." ”
"I rub, you think your mother is the Virgin Mary." Nazi soldier B was on the verge of rampage, raised the Mauser rifle in his hand, and hit Philos desperately with the butt, and Philos was in the middle of the two of them, his left and right arms blocked their attacks, and he yelled that it was unfair if I was angry,
Seeing that the two Nazi soldiers were fighting more and more, chasing Philos and beating with Mauser rifles, completely carrying Sophia and Jimmy, Sophia saw that the time was ripe and was about to run out, Jimmy grabbed Sophia with one hand and whispered: "Wait, Sophia, don't be impulsive, there's movement, wait and see." ”
Jimmy shook his head under Sophia's questioning gaze, at this time he had already heard the sound of vibrations from the ground, in the later training sessions, Adeline taught a lot of special air crew experience, including listening to the sound of rolling and vibration of cars passing by, Jimmy heard a burst of vibrations when he was lying on the ground just now,
Sophia gave up her impulsive behavior under the hesitant gaze of Jimmy's face, and said with a hesitant face: "What's wrong Jimmy, is there any movement." ”
Jimmy nodded and said: "Well, if I guess correctly, there should be an armored convoy in front, I don't know how many there are, anyway, it's not far away, if we go out now, it's just suicide, wait and see, Philos shouldn't be so impulsive." ”
Sophia heard Jimmy's explanation, let go of the doubts in her heart, and lay on the side to learn Jimmy's listening, after Jimmy's teaching and rules on the side, Sophia faintly heard the sound of the track rolling the road, and Sophia, whose face was hesitant, began to worry about Philos, and was really afraid that he would not be able to hold his breath and resist at a critical time.
I don't know if the two Nazi soldiers didn't have enough strength to fight, or if Philos was born with rough skin, under the chase of the two Nazi soldiers, not only did he not feel pain, but he also screamed and said nonsense, which made the two Nazi soldiers so angry that they chased Philos around the truck.
Six tracked armored vehicles appeared under the two Nazi soldiers chasing Philos, and the fast-moving tracked armored vehicles filled a cart of Nazi soldiers, and when they saw two Nazi soldiers chasing Philos, they immediately laughed and coaxed, this kind of bullying of civilians, they often do it, and they have long been surprised by this,
The commander of the tracked armored car looked at the behavior of the two Nazi soldiers, waved his hand and continued to move forward, and when the sound of the crawler rolling through the road passed by, the two Nazi soldiers saluted the Nazi etiquette and welcomed the soldiers on the front line, who were not as honored as the soldiers on the front line.
After all the tracked armored vehicles passed, the two Nazi soldiers just put down their gestures, and suddenly there was a heavy blow to the back of the head, the two Nazi soldiers had black eyes, and they fell soft before they could see the attacker clearly, Philos stepped forward and grinned, and hid in the front of the car with the fainted Nazi soldiers in one hand,
"Oh." Jimmy opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it, he couldn't believe the facts in front of him, whether this Philos was really stupid or fake, not only Jimmy was surprised, but even Sophia on the side was surprised, it was the first time she saw Philos being so wise and foolish, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger,
Jimmy saw Philos turning his head and squeezing his eyebrows at him, and immediately squeezed out a voice from between his teeth and scolded: "Nima's, this Philos must be what Cruz often says pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, sometimes crazy and stupid, and when he really encounters something, he becomes a thief, and he really doesn't show his face." ”
"......" Sophia didn't know what to say, until the Nazi tracked armored car was gone, and the recovering Philos strode back, carrying two Nazi soldiers who had fainted on his shoulders, ran into the roadside jungle and threw them in, and then clapped his hands as if nothing had happened,
Jimmy walked up to Philos, looked Philos up and down, shook his head weirdly and said, "Good guy, tsk~~ I can't see it, Philos, I didn't expect you to be so clever at pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, even I almost cheated into it, you are amazing, you are a cow." ”
Philos scratched his head, and as Jimmy spun around like a fly, he said honestly, "My mom said it was wrong to fight, but my mom didn't say she wouldn't let me fight, of course I beat them back, well, Jimmy, what's wrong with you, isn't what my mom said wrong, or..."
Jimmy slapped himself on the head, stretched out his hand to interrupt the nagging Philos, and said in surrender: "Yes, I know, your mother is the reincarnation of the Virgin Mary, and I have obeyed your mother to teach you such a good son, Sophia, Flash." ”
Philos scratched his head and nodded honestly and said, "Well, yes, I also think that my mother is the Virgin Mary, otherwise how could she go to heaven No, my mother said... Hey, wait for me, my mom said it's a bad habit not to wait for anyone, hey. ”
After Jimmy started the truck, after Philos jumped into the back of the car with his heavy machine gun, he stepped on the accelerator and ran out, he really couldn't stand this guy Philos, fortunately Sophia sat in the passenger cab, if Philos sat up, yes, Jimmy couldn't help but prepare the pistol, either he died or committed suicide for free,