Chapter 136: Chen System
"And what do you want now?" , the system hugged his shoulders, squeezed his upper body very plump, and smiled as if joking: "Do you need me to make a promise?" Well, or maybe I'm a imprisoned princess, and all you've done now is saving me, you're a hero! β
Li Kai's slender eyes narrowed into a slit, and his mouth smiled like a crescent: "Are you kidding?" Kindness? I'm not going to do anything, I just want to know why I'm here to this damn place! And these damn people! Tell me? What's ahead of me? β
The system walked to the side of the slot machine, sat down on his slender legs, and stretched out his fingers: "If you want to go back, then don't open your mouth, I can't do it, what's wrong here?" Here you can do whatever you want, here you can have everything, here you can change a lot of things! For example, Yuan Shu's waste material, aren't you changing him now? Interesting, right? β
"Can I kill you?" , Li asked headless and brainlessly, smiling more happily on his face; The system's melon seed face also smiled, sighed and said to Li Kai seriously: "Maybe, but it's not here, it's not now, the time is not right, the place is wrong, so you can't kill me, even if you hate me!" β
"I hate being controlled, Ace Strategist Possession System? Sounds good, but isn't it actually borrowing the power of others to achieve my own goals? Li Kai lay on the ground, looking up at the emptiness of the confusion and a gray sky: "How about a discussion?" β
"Huh?" , The system smiled sweetly and looked good, but Li Kai felt that she was annoying no matter how she looked at it, and the system fiddled with her fingers and replied casually: "The rules will change, but there are not many places I can control at the moment, although I am now the actual controller of this place!" β
"It seems that as I imagined, you are just a puppet trying to break free from the rules! You are imposing your own pain on me, and of course, you are also imposing hope on me, I am annoyed! Tell me if you can help me open a gold bar or something! Li said lightly; Are you ordering me? Why can't you find a trace of intimacy in you? is also a fallen person at the end of the world, isn't it? The system playfully laughed, "We're from the same place!" Have you blended in with those old-fashioned guys? β
Li Mouren nodded noncommittally: "Everything is for survival!" But what you've given me now is too unreal, and what if I lose him one day, what do you think? Look at the self-improvement This sentence is indeed a wise saying! β
The system pouted: "What kind of powerful person do you really think of yourself?" With your current ability, to be honest, it's easy to live, after all, you will have a lot, but you will always have to live so humble! And now you probably don't want to live like that, do you? β
"Like opium, you gave me a taste of this in the early days, and it made me occupy a high position, and it was difficult to ride a tiger, so I had to ask you for help, didn't you? Good calculation, I found that if you lived in reality, you must be a demon! β
The system spread his hands: "If you say more, you will lose, I don't want to say more, let's talk about the conditions, your chips are your surname, very precious chips, you are willing, I am not willing, I am not so excited, I will come out to see you if I succeed in transformation!"
Alas, one misstep becomes a thousand years of hatred! My chips are very simple, I can tell you in advance that there are five fixed main quests, you can choose three to complete, of course, you have now taken over the world's number one martial arts general cultivation plan, you can only choose two! β
"What kind of chips is this? Not quite equivalent, right? Li Kai frowned and asked; There's nothing unequal, it's up to you how you operate, in fact, what I want to say is that the rewards for all the main quests are the same, choose an ace strategist to possess at will, and it will be valid forever, even if the system doesn't exist! I guess that's good enough news to cheer you up, right? The system squinted and smiled; Permanent for the first time Li Kai felt as if he could set his goals higher, as if I could - be a saint? Uh, the idea is ridiculous: "How do you know you're not lying to me?" What about a bamboo basket outside to draw water? I won't have a place to cry when the time comes! β
"Fuck, I don't have any credibility at all? Believe it or not, I'll put you on the spot? The fierce system, but also the proud system, couldn't bear to roar: "I'm not a liar, I'm not a salesman, I'm not engaged in pyramid schemes"
Li, who was sprayed with saliva, stared at the system: "You really have saliva to spray?" Ay! Do I want you to bleed a little?"
Before he finished speaking, he was obviously put by a sturdy woman again, and the system kicked the slot machine angrily, and then turned his grim face: "Hmph! Tell you! You've been my man since you came here! Do you think I can hurt you? β
Li Kai was stunned for a long time, confused: "Are you sure you are not a man?" I mean, I don't seem to have anything to do with you? β
"Forget it, forget it, why are you talking to a mallet for so long? The silk man really doesn't understand the mind of the goddess! The system proudly stroked her smooth hair, with a face of narcissism and sighing, in fact, her appearance really does not meet the standards of the goddess, but her figure is a little better, and her posture is considered to be upper-middle; Li pouted: "Goddess? ! Up to one violent woman! Shall I give you a name? It's called a violent girl, right? β
"Get out! You can call me Chen Yi in the future! In the blink of an eye, the system gave itself a name: "Yi who is relaxed and happy, the homonym is the aunt's aunt, hahaha!" In the future, when you see me, you will be half a cut shorter in terms of seniority! β
"Fucking another chick with a bad brain!" , Li Mouren shook his head depressedly, he really has no way to deal with this system, and his skills will be dead to death: "Enough jokes, let me see what the main quest is!" β
The system, which should be called Chen Yi, pointed with his hand, and a screen appeared in the center of the entire space, on which there were five main tasks, one of which was ticked, that is, the world's first military general cultivation plan, which means that this one has been received and is in progress; "The main quest must be completed once it is claimed, and if you can't complete it, there is no punishment, it's not a big deal, but you will never get the secrets of the system! In addition to the 'world's first military general cultivation plan', there is also 'the rise of the princes', 'unification of the world', 'seeking the dynasty to usurp the throne', 'sanctification plan', my suggestion is to unify the world and the rise of the princes or seek the dynasty to usurp the throne combined, there is a deep common connection between the three, so this choice will allow you to complete the task as soon as possible! β
"The name is not small, and he is seeking to usurp the throne? Rise of the princes? Still fucking sanctified? It's quite neat! Li, he shook his head and had a headache: "Is it to pick up the task after touching it, or is it an accidental choice of surname?" β
"That's the only place I can master! Other side quests, mini-quests, and character selection, etc., are not really under my control! Actually, I'm your biggest blonde thigh! Why don't you come and hug me? Chen Yi smiled charmingly: "You can choose or not!" β
"Forget it! I'm not there yet! Li's lips pursed disdainfully: "I still believe in my luck!" When the task is touched, it represents the opportunity given to me by God, and it is that when I meet it, it is that! It doesn't matter, wasn't there a side quest before? What is it? β
Chen System, lifted her buttocks, exposed the slot machine, and rudely pressed it, and the screen on it displayed: "Side quest - 'Beacon smoke everywhere', stir up the world's beacon smoke, and break thousands of miles of rivers and mountains!"
Task reward: A volume of military books, choose by yourself, look at luck, a BMW, choose by yourself, look at luck, give away a strategist suit with a hair crown, a feather fan, and a black Confucian shirt Task time limit: one year! Ding-dong, ding-dong! Please make sure to receive the task! β
"In other words, when I chose the six categories of things, I never chose living creatures and military books, and the rewards were quite generous!" , Li Kai blinked: "I don't know how to finish it?" Can you tell us about this? β
"No, you can't! I can't touch anything that is not in my hands, I can only see how you perform, if you perform well, the next time we meet, maybe I can open some back doors for you, if you don't give it, I can't do anything! Chen Zheng walked in front of Li and leaned down, his loose dress revealed an inexplicable spring light, and Li swallowed a mouthful of saliva; Bumper ββ! Pervert! A strong force came, someone was overshadowed before leaving, exited the system, Li Kaiteng on the bed sat up suddenly, and scolded angrily: "Slut! Wait for the next time I let the master meet you, I have to force you x a hundred times! A hundred times! β
But this conversation should be the longest battle between him and this system, and there is a lot of information coming out, the system is his biggest secret, and it is also the thing he hates the most, and he has to be cautious and cautious only when facing her; "Another restless man, and a restless heart!" , Li Kai shook his head, the moonlight was like water, but he didn't feel sleepy at all, standing by the window, looking up at the sky through the light veil, this conversation was a turning point, at least he knew two things; First, the system is not a cold and old-fashioned play, twenty living beauties, and second, this big beauty seems to be a golden thigh against the sky, and she is on the same line as herself
Frankly speaking, he didn't believe in any bulls, ghosts, snakes and gods in the past, but unfortunately, reality taught him a vivid lesson, those absurd things really appeared, and he still needed to rely on these games to save this little life; "Forget it! Don't think about it so much! Take one step at a time, at least you will live a long time! If I can't complete the three main quests in this life, will I be able to maintain my current situation? What if", Li Kai fell asleep while lying on the bed and thinking;
"It is said that Mr. Xiao has not married until now because he was once hurt", last night the guard guarding outside Li's door heard Li Kai scolding Chen Zheng, but he didn't know who he was talking about, so this kind of unclear words began to circulate; The rumors are getting more and more evil, some say that because Mr. Xiao had a bad family background in the past, he was dismissed by others, and now he wants to do a big career to make people regret it, and some say that he was once robbed by a rich son, so that now his surname is uncertain, crazy and brutal, and some say
This is an inspirational legend of a sad man! Very good! It's powerful! Li is the protagonist again, and it is the protagonist of that kind of brilliance, the protagonist of justice!
Yuan Shu also secretly listened to a few words about this matter, and then he didn't know why, and sneakily found a person named Li, with a face of eight women: "Filial piety? I heard that, don't worry too much! I just heard people say that you were engaged to marry in the past, but you were dismissed due to family reasons!
So you're working hard right now, proving yourself, making a name for yourself, and then making that slut who looks down on you regret it, right? Kindness! A man should be ashamed and brave! I admire you! Support you too! β
"What?" , Li raised his eyebrows: "Yuan Gong, what did you say?" Why didn't I hear clearly? When did I get engaged? When did you get divorced? Am I that frustrated? What's going on? β
As soon as Young Master Yuan thought about it, he knew that he owed it again, and others joked in private that he could find the owner directly, and he couldn't pinch his nose and scream: "I listened to the guards in the house!" They said"
"Bastard!" , Li slapped the table and shouted: "Am I so decrepit? Isn't it just a dream story! Really! No way! I've got to find a way to deal with these guards, and they can't talk nonsense! What if something else comes out in the future? β
Looking at Li Kai walking back and forth, Yuan Shu smiled: "Then think about it yourself, Yao'er will come over later, Xiaoxian, you teach him more with more thought, this kid may be a little stupid, and he is greedy for fun!" Hi! β
With Da Yuan's departure, Xiao Yuan came, and he made a courtesy in a proper manner: "Student Yuan Yao, I've seen Mr. Big!" β
"Huh? Kindness! Yao'er! Have a seat! Tell me what you want to learn! I'll think about something first! Li Kai nodded, although Yuan Yao is the son of Yuan Shu and the grandson of the Yuan family, but this set does not work here in Li Kai, Yuan Shu still throws his face at every turn, not to mention his son!
"Really?" , Yuan Yaogang's buttocks on the couch were raised instantly, and he looked at Li Mouren quite excitedly, with little stars in his eyes, and asked with admiration: "I see that my father seems to be very afraid of you!" Mr. Big! Can you teach me? Let my dad see me later."
"Shut up!" , Li Kai's eyes widened, and his evil spirit was fully revealed, he had never killed anyone with his own hands, but under his command, there were as many as 10,000 people who died indirectly, and when he got angry, the murderous aura on his body was also quite scary, Yuan Yao's face was pale when he was drunk, and he looked at Li Kai in horror; "Hand out!" , Li Mou searched around the house and found a small wooden bar, "Bang Bang Bang!" Yuan Yao's hands were red and swollen after more than a dozen strokes, half of them were painful, and most of them were scared, Yuan Yao's eyes were full of tears, and he seemed to have grown so big and never made a few such fights!
"Do you know what's wrong?" After the beating, Li sat on the couch and asked majestically: "If you can't say it, you will fight!" β
"I, I", Yuan Yao didn't know what to say, and only after a while did he hold back: "It's disrespectful to my fatherββ! Don't fight! I"
"Humph! As the eldest son of Duke Yuan, he has a little door guard when he speaks! I'm a few years old! Ma Chao and Sun Ce have already been on the battlefield of thousands of troops at your age! You are the eldest son of Duke Yuan, how can you be so unmotivated? The main reason for hitting you this time is to pay attention to your speech, and it is better to be slow than to talk nonsense!
The so-called speaker has no intention of listening, you say that Yuan Gong is afraid of me, in fact, Yuan Gong respects me, it is Yuan Gong who appreciates me, this is the performance of Corporal Lixian, and he is handed over, but if this kind of thing is known to others, what will happen? The important thing is not that I am alienated by Yuan Gong, but that Yuan Gong's career will be hindered!
One sentence can change a person's life, a good word is warm in three winters, and a bad word is cold in June, which is exactly this truth! That's the first lesson I'll teach you, words! Your identity is different, so I have stricter requirements for you than others! Are you - ready? β
Yuan Yao was probably frightened, he didn't dare to put a fart, nodded cautiously, indicating that he knew, Li Mouren frowned slightly, he wanted to retreat and run away, it can be described as frightened, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old half-grown boy is very unbearable!
At least Li Kai felt that the fifteen or sixteen-year-old child was in the stage of rebellion, but how to look at the two children of Master Yuan's young master did not have such a temper, if Ma Chao was beaten by Li like this, he would definitely not fight back, it is estimated that he would not give Li a good look in a few days, but Yuan Yao was afraid in addition to being afraid; Is this the truth that different living environments shape different people? Ma Chao is a young wolf living in the endless wasteland, Sun Ce is a young tiger shuttling through the jungle, and Yuan Yao is a good baby; "That's it! Follow me! Li Kai patted Yuan Yao's head, took him out of the room, and when he came to the door, Li stopped and asked the guard Zhou Xiang, "Who else was on duty with you last night?" Also, did you spread that rumor about me? β
The black fat man in Zhou Xiang bared his teeth and replied loudly: "No! I never left here! I don't know the name of the guy I'm on duty with, but I'll recognize him if I see him! β
"Excellent! Great work! Li took out a piece of gold from his purse, took out a piece of gold and handed it over: "Save some wife's book!" Hehe! β
Zhou Xiang's eyes suddenly brightened, he smirked after not sleeping all night, and the missing front tooth made him look not very vicious, but very funny; "Money is not for nothing! Have time to find me the person who spreads the rumors! It's boring! There are no rules, there is no circle, what I say now may make me happy, it's nothing, I don't care, but in the future, some words will kill many people! β
Zhou Gong was afraid of rumors and said, when Wang Mang humbly usurped the Han Dynasty, the rumors were terrifying! How many people have died on trumped-up charges because of those trumped-up rumors!
(To be continued)