Chapter 82: Chicken Soup (Part II) (Illustration 21)
[[[CP|W:508|H:276|A:L]]] Dongfang Duo can't bear it anymore: at night, xx actually invited 'Lao Shi' to give everyone 'success learning' and 'filial piety to the boss', and forced to shout slogans, vomit-
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Only Xu Shan hesitated, with a tangled face, as if he wanted to join, but also afraid of selling himself, to put it bluntly: I want to be a ** and want to set up a memorial arch.
Zhang Yanzhi swept through everyone and was quite satisfied. He said that all this is to set a lofty goal for them and fully arouse their enthusiasm and initiative in study and work.
There is a long difference between active and passive: on the one hand, they are forced to work with a whip, which is not necessarily good;
On the other hand, they are running to work on their own, and it is not enough to do it, they have to do more and more work, as if they will die if they don't do it
Then, Zhang Yanzhi began to take a brainwashing pyramid scheme class:
He will describe all kinds of bright prospects for the future to the students, saying how strong and prosperous the Song Dynasty will be in the future, how good everyone's life will be, how invincible the army will be, and how the generals will be in and out; After a while, he told them that you are okay, you can do it, and cheered them up and built up their confidence.
Zhang Yanzhi really learned a lot of real skills from some modern 'success learning' Lao Shi:
For example, the brain-dead interaction method: when asked if it is, the student must answer "yes" out loud. ’; And then it's good or not, it's got to be 'good!' ’; Okay, wait, wait.
This method can fully mobilize students, eliminate drowsiness, and also come with a brainwashing aura, killing two birds with one stone, and is one of the essential skills for the major 'successful courses'.
For example, the mythological method of climbing the dragon and attaching the phoenix: in order to sell their own 'ideas', they artificially create and compile various myths.
This method can make students believe that it is true, agree with Lao Shi's point of view, and give birth to opinions such as "it is like this" and "I have read the previous books in vain", so as to achieve the purpose of brainwashing.
The strength of the old wets lies in the fact that they are in a closed room, and they constantly use psychological skills, mind control, hypnosis, brainwashing, shocking, etc., in the classroom to make the students cry and cry, and they are controlled.
Of course, Zhang Yanzhi has not reached this point yet, but his learning and using one or two old wet tricks is enough for him to be a cult leader in the late Ming Dynasty.
After Zhang Yanzhi's strong pouring (soul) chicken soup, the students were really shocked and speechless for a long time.
Even the wavering Xu Shanduo has temporarily stabilized.
"That's all for today, everyone have a good rest, and tomorrow morning exercise."
"After hearing the horn, there are rewards and punishments for the earliest and the latest."
Zhang Yanzhi turned off his laptop and portable projector and ended today's lesson.
"Stand up!"
"Congratulations to Uncle Shi!"
After this short class, the students quickly developed a sense of identity with Zhang Yanzhi and spontaneously respected the teacher.
Xu Shanduo seemed to have finally come to his senses, and he watched Zhang Yanzhi leave with complicated eyes.
The next morning, Zhang Yanzhi woke up under Xiaoduo's call.
That's right, another function of Xiaoduo was developed by Zhang Yanzhi: alarm clock, or three-dimensional surround alarm clock, from left to right, from top to bottom, constantly bombarding the bed-lager, and it is impossible to continue to sleep.
Soon, a loud horn sounded, of course it wasn't Zhang Yanzhi's blowing, he didn't understand.
Zhang Yanzhi is holding his ears with both hands, and he is playing an electric loudspeaker.
It is the wake-up call of the modern imperial army, and its voice is loud, long, and deafening
Today's ending is a bit dramatic:
Yesterday's last place Zhang Duoduo group won the first place today, while yesterday's first place Zhang 1 and 2 groups were the first from the bottom.
Zhang Yi's second group didn't get used to diarrhea because they ate too much meat last night, and they didn't sleep well all night, so they got up slowly today. It's really speechless, but I still have to admit punishment.
Zhang Duoduo's group is said to be Zhang Yanzhi's class last night that made them deafening, they decided to be ashamed, and they must take the first place today, so they slept in clothes last night, and they got up directly as soon as they heard the trumpet this morning.
This is actually cheating, but a few girls actually beat all the twenty boys, which is really amazing.
"Zhang Duoduo's group is good, keep working hard!" Zhang Yanzhi encouraged, he appreciated this Zhang Duoduo a little, her name was already eye-catching, her ability was not bad, who did she appreciate?
"Yes! Teacher! Hearing Zhang Yanzhi's encouragement, Zhang Duoduo's entire group of people laughed.
"The purpose of morning exercise is to exercise, if you don't have a good body, you can't do anything!"
"Three Kingdoms Guo Jia is an example." Guo Jia was already mentioned once in Zhang Laoshi's lecture last night.
"Good! Next, let's learn Australian and Song Dynasty gymnastics, similar to the five poultry operas of the Han Dynasty, to strengthen the body. ”
"Xiaoduo!"
"Stretch, get ready!"
"One, two, three, four, five, seven, eight, two-two"
Accompanied by a strange but compact melody rap is a female voice, she keeps shouting the rhythm and saying some inexplicable words, but then the students watched Zhang Yanzhi make all kinds of exaggerated and weird movements, and everyone was a little embarrassed and didn't follow along.
"Stop!" The music stopped abruptly, and Zhang Yanzhi was a little angry and was seen as a clown.
"Yunshang, you follow me first." Zhang Yanzhi said by name.
"Okay, Uncle Shi!"
"Xiaoduo!"
"Stretch, get ready!"
"One, two, three, four, five, seven, eight, two-two"
The eldest sister is really more obedient, she tries her best to imitate Zhang Yanzhi, no matter whether his movements are weird or not, she draws the scoop according to the gourd, and soon the exercise is over.
"You're telling me if I want to get fit? Do you want! Zhang Yanzhi played the interactive method again.
"Yes!"
"If you want to, just follow me! Good no good! ”
"Good!" The students who were kidnapped by Zhang Laoshi shouted in unison.
"Let's go!"
"Stretch, get ready!"
"One, two, three, four, five, seven, eight, two-two"
"Let's run two more laps around the yard." Seeing that the gymnastics everyone was doing crookedly, Zhang Yanzhi was very dissatisfied and said.
"Yunshang leads the women's team, and Xu Shanduo leads the men's team."
"Run!"
"Don't be left behind!"
"Whoever falls behind, we all stop and wait for him."
This morning's morning luck, the eldest sister and the students are nothing, they are used to suffering.
On the contrary, Zhang Yanzhi was as tired as a dog, panting, and Xu Shanduo was not much better, he was very reluctant, and he was sympathetic to Zhang Yanzhi.
Today, everyone is also eating breakfast with their own joys and sorrows.
"Wait a minute, please ask Mrs. Li to help watch them, and I'll show them a teaching video." Zhang Yanzhi said to the eldest sister.
"Okay, I'll tell my mother."
"Then let's go to Fenghu Academy together."
"Huh? Fengfeng, Fengfeng Fenghu Academy? Xu Shanduo's reaction was a little big, and he almost jumped up.