There is also a lot of experience in belittling others, Li You repeated his old tricks, and arched his hand to Shen Tongzhi and said: "I heard that Lord Shen Shiwen has done a good job, and the lower officials are a little talented but they are not proficient in this. Last year, I also wrote an article imitating the sage's knowledge, and presented it to Lu Shangshu, who returned to our county to recuperate, to read, and was reprimanded by Mr. Lu, this thing can be at most a top three or two hundred! ”

The top three and two hundred obviously mocked Shen Tongzhi, and at this time, someone needed to ask "how did you write", so that Li You could continue to talk about shaking off the burden.

It's a pity that Li Tuiguan was disappointed that no one in the field came forward to help, so he was stuck, and he suddenly felt that today's situation was different from the past.

Wen Zhixian of Wu County suddenly interjected: "Lu Shangshu? Lu Shangshu of the Ministry of War? ”

Li You nodded expectantly and said, "Not bad." ”

As a result, Wenzhi County returned to silence, and Li You's wish was disappointed.

Shen Tongzhi opened his mouth and sneered: "Lord Li wants to learn the sage's learning? You don't have to look for Lu Shangshu, everyone here can be the teacher. ”

Li Tuiguan finally understood why it was more difficult to say that stand-up comedy was more difficult than that of the counterpart, and it was very inconvenient to not have just the right amount of praise. At this time, it was a little bad and I was in a predicament, and the previous routine was useless.

Careless! I missed the current situation that he is completely isolated, with no help to help him, no laughter to set off the atmosphere, and then he can't get the effect it should have as in the past.

After thinking about it, since cross talk can't be done, Li You feels that the only way to do it now is to learn from shrews and scold the street... Compared with the scriptures and scriptures, it is definitely not comparable to theirs, so it is better than scolding. Only the magic power of shrews scolding the street is that one does not need allies, and the other does not need an audience, and even an opponent does not need it.

Fortunately, on the first day he stepped into the officialdom, he guessed that this kind of thing would happen, and prepared a bunch of scolding poems and songs in advance. At that moment, Li You laughed abruptly and said: "If you want to learn from Shen Tongzhi, forget it, there is a small order, which specializes in Tongzhi knowledge." ”

said half-chanting and half-singing: "Sigh and know, the most uneven, copy the text, rotten as mud." The country was originally a talent seeker, but who knew that it would become a deceptive skill. Three sentences to inherit the topic, two sentences to break the topic, swing the tail and shake the head, and then say that it is the senior brother of the Holy Gate. Do you know what kind of article the three links and the four histories are? Han Zu and Tang Zong were the emperors of that dynasty? Put a sermon on the desk, and buy a new sharp weapon in the store. What is the taste of reading with high shoulders and backs, sighing at the corners of the mouth, and chewing and chewing bagasse? Lonely time, white and comatose for a lifetime. Teach him to deceive high-ranking officials, and it is also the bad luck of the people's court! ”

Sure enough, it was like a shrew scolding the street, and Shen Tongzhi, who was personally attacked, said angrily: "The tongue is vicious!" Despicable and shameless! ”

Li Tuiguan sneered and said nothing, it's good to have emotions, I'm afraid you don't have emotions.

Hurried footsteps came, and I saw Wang Zhifu walk into the house and say in surprise: "I heard that Master Li, who has not written for a long time, has made new words again?" I think it must be sung Mangusu. Today, it is really a grand event, but unfortunately the official has not heard it, so I dare to ask for a retelling and listening. ”

can be regarded as helpful, Li You said in his heart.

"Dare to criticize the state system with slang and nonsense, Li Tuiguan is too arrogant!" Shi Shenzheng couldn't help but reprimand.

Anyway, his face was torn, Li You looked up and laughed when he hit the snake and broke the jar on the stick, and his madness was fully revealed: "I am not good at making empty talk for officials, and I love to scold and scold me full of letters." Poetry and songs have leveled the business, and he has been famous for 19 years! ”

Shen Tongzhi also plans to put the facts and reason, "The system of righteousness and sages stands up for the sages, because the text sees the Tao, and the non-poetry is flashy." The Lord understands the purity and invents the purpose of the scriptures, which is also enough to teach the scholars and the peace of the world. ”

Fools are entangled and debating these with you, and the official is going to scold you for playing. Li You then recited a couplet: "You also come to him, no one wants to eat swans." It must be known that there is little practical learning in the making of art, and there is a lot of nonsense in the article. Familiar with bad memorization, the apprentice worked hard, and the spring flowers and autumn months gradually faded. Smiled and asked Wu Jun Shen Tongzhi, will he rule the city with righteousness? ”

Eat swans, learn less, talk more nonsense... Shen Tongzhi was scolded by Li You and wanted to vomit blood, but Li You still scolded him for poetry, and he did his best to show off his talents, and he was very unruly. In contrast, it seems too mediocre to let him say it.

But if he wants to treat the other in his own way, how can he have the urgency to come up with emergency words? Ping said that although there are some poems to spare, most of them are windy and snowy, how can they prepare for this kind of occasion.

Shen Tongzhi held back for a long time and spit out a sentence: "When today's article is heavy, why do you need to talk about the Han and Tang Dynasties?" ”

The look of disdain in Li You's eyes was unobstructed, and he didn't bother to say a single superfluous word, and there was another song at the beginning: "The experience must be based on self-determination, and hundreds of schools of thought say that they are yellow." How have blind people ever seen a play? It's all about the short and long of humanity. This is scolding Shen Tongzhi for being blind and having no real opinions, and only following the crowd.

Shen Tongzhi was not a sharp-toothed person, and he was speechless at this time, and he really didn't know what to say, so he had to look left and right to find someone who wanted to help him.

The scene was cold, and no one stood up for Shen Tongzhi, probably all of them were frightened by Li You's unscrupulousness.

Except for the prefect Wang, most of them only arrived this month, although they have heard of Li You's masterpieces, but they have not seen Li You's poetry skills and tricky meanness. Now seeing Li You's momentum, every mouth produces a poem, and the first one is appropriate, piercing people's hearts and lungs.

I thought about it together, Mr. Tanhua, who is known as Mr. Tanhua, is really crooked, otherwise how can he be unique in Suzhou Mansion, where the literary style is flourishing. Those who wanted to help Shen Tongzhi denounce Li Tuiguan also shut up one after another.

If you don't have the ability to write a poem casually, wouldn't your mouth seem a little lower than Li Tuiguan first? Far worse than vicious than rampant self-weighing.

Second, Li Tuiguan is a local celebrity, and his poems and tunes are very popular in the market. Seeing that Shen Tongzhi has been scolded like this, it would be too unworthy to even be scolded and circulated in the streets and alleys, and lose his reputation.

Third, Li Tuiguan's reasoning is not wrong in the final analysis. Bagu Shiwen has been used for more than 300 years, and now it has indeed become a thing that has been written indiscriminately, which everyone knows, and refutes him for being more or less empty-hearted.

In fact, the asymmetry between Li You and Shen Tongzhi is that Li You can unscrupulously criticize Shen Tongzhi for being able to write eight shares is useless, but Shen Tongzhi can't say that he can write poetry is not talented.

I have to say that with one force down ten, Li You succeeded again.

Seeing that the friendly army seized the initiative, the prefect of Wang finally dared to come forward to speak, "The Spring and Autumn Period has a graceful song, the Warring States period has a separation, the Han has a similar Futai Historical Record, the Jin has the Book of Two Kings, the Tang has Taibai Shaoling poems, and the Song has Dongpo words, all of which are sung in a swan song." Now I am glorious and Ming inherited the Chinese Taoist system, what can I compare? Please sue me. Could it be that there are only eight strands of Shiwen that can be passed on to future generations? ”

Even you don't look down on novels, there are ancient strange books and golden bottles... While thinking about it, Li You got up with the idea of accepting it when he saw it, and said: "The Tao is different, and the next official has resigned!" ”

Everyone watched Li You walk out of the hall with his head held high, and the verses he recited came from their ears: "The immortals and Buddhas have not yet been completed, and they only know that the night is uneven." The wind canopy is full of sad songs, and the mud is stained with a thin name. Nine out of ten people are white-eyed, and none of them are useless. Mo is sad because of the poems, and the spring birds and autumn insects make their own sounds. ”

There is even better... Everyone in the hall looked at each other speechlessly for a while, Li Baidou's hundred poems are just a legend, can it really be to a similar extent in reality? Fortunately, today it was Shen Tongzhi who hit the south wall headlong without knowing the depths, which is good.

There is still someone who can cure Li Tuiguan... The next day, according to the inspection division, he sent a reprimand to the government office, and fined Li Tuiguan for half a year on the grounds of "arguing about the state system, insulting colleagues, and losing official integrity".

"You deserve it." Master Huang gloated and said to Li You when he was eating and drinking, "Chen Xundao is also a Jinshi, which is the most proud thing in his life. You scolded the imperial examination indiscriminately, and it was strange that he could be refreshing. You don't punish anyone. ”

In fact, anyone with a discerning eye knows that this means that this matter ends here and there is no need to pursue it separately.

(To be continued)