Chapter 287: Disgusting
[Don't look at the ...... when you're eating]
"Hades, it's that Hades who has returned." Some people are surprised, some people scream, some people cheer and some laugh.
During this time, they sought someone who could call the shots, only to find out later that the person who usually hated death was the Lord they could rely on.
King Helan, the king of Hades, when everyone saw him, tears burst into tears.
"It seems that I haven't seen you for a long time, and you miss this king very much." Meng Yifei smiled, how much he hated it, only he knew. “
"Lord Wang, aren't you in Dali Temple?" The colleagues in Zhongshu Province asked their leader, Meng Yifei was not there during this time, they seemed to have lost their backbone, and they didn't even have a person to make decisions. The Chinese book made Feng Deyi even more sick at home and no longer made decisions.
"What, you still want this king to go in and stay for a while?" Yifei said, thought of something, and found the secretary of Dali Temple.
"Lord He, isn't the food in your Dali Temple too bad? This king has been in it for almost three months, every meal is full of steamed buns, it seems that I need to treat you to a meal later, thank you Dali Temple for taking care of this time. ”
When the secretary of Dali Temple heard this, he was immediately frightened: "You, how did you run out?" You are still a substitute. The sentence is not yet complete. ”
He intimidated Yifei, even if Meng Yifei had a royal order in his hand, he would not show weakness.
His words caused everyone to discuss, indeed, King Helan was guilty of sin, and should be in prison.
Li Shimin's group of people thought of this problem when they saw him for the first time, he was a guilty person, and now he escaped from prison, it would only be a crime of one degree.
Seeing this, everyone retreated. The people who were just going to die and live said how happy they were to see him, and now there are many people who are far away.
Meng Yifei snorted coldly and walked towards the ancestral temple, for his self-defeating approach. No one stops. And Li Shimin wants to see what Meng Yifei is going to do.
"Hey, chilling, chilling, no one has supported this king so far, Chang'an, this king can't stay anymore, clean up tomorrow morning and go home." Meng Yifei pretended to say when he came to the ancestral temple. Just then, those forbidden spellmasters also stepped forward.
The green-eyed old monster saw that it was King Helan, and immediately trembled with anger: "You, why did you come out?" ”
"Old monster, why can't I come out?" Yifei smiled at him.
"Arrest him, quick!" The green-eyed old monster didn't want to talk nonsense with Meng Yifei, because he was worried that this Helan King would play tricks.
The forbidden army listened to the order, picked up the spear, and surrounded Meng Yifei. Prepare to arrest him again.
"Hey, I knew that it was self-defeating and single-handed. Isn't this looking for death? Some of the ministers shook their heads and sighed.
"No matter how powerful King Helan is, he can't defeat so many forbidden troops, it's just lip service. We can only resign ourselves to our fate. ”
The ministers had no other ideas, just helplessness. It seems that this Helan King is going to go around the prison again.
However. When those forbidden troops surrounded him, Meng Yifei raised the imperial decree impressively.
"Seeing this royal decree is like seeing the Holy One. Do you dare to do it? "When the forbidden army saw the imperial order, they all stopped.
But the green-eyed old monster laughed: "Lord Wang, have you been kicked in the head by a donkey?" The Holy One is here, do you say to listen to your token, or to listen to the Holy One's meaning? ”
"Holy of course." Meng Yifei bent his mouth and smiled.
"What nonsense is that, kidnap him, throw him in prison, and sentence him to another year at home." The green-eyed old monster glared, he had long wanted to clean up this Helan King.
But after hearing this, Yifei smiled: "Green-eyed old monster, are you a saint?" Need you to speak? ”
"Hmph, my words are the meaning of the Holy One. Isn't it, Your Majesty? He turned his head and looked at Li Yuan, but suddenly found that a glimmer of light flashed in Li Yuan's eyes.
"Stop, now, I've got the final say." Li Yuan spoke, and all the ministers felt that Li Yuan's spirit seemed to have recovered.
Li Shimin stepped forward and looked at Li Yuan.
"Your Majesty, you, you ......" The green-eyed old monster was stunned for a moment, and he found that Li Yuan was not a fool, and he had a spirit. At that moment, his legs went numb with fright.
"King Helan, what are you doing here?" Li Yuan recovered, but he seemed to have forgotten a lot of memories.
As soon as he heard Li Yuan say this, the green-eyed old monster eased down, and it seemed that he had not fully recovered, but it was no longer under control.
"Your Majesty, let's go back to the palace first." It is not advisable to stay here for a long time, he must bring Li Yuan back to Taichang Temple to cultivate Gu.
"Wait." It was Yifei who stood up and blocked his way.
"King Helan, what are you doing, the emperor is tired and needs to rest." The old monster was afraid, King Helan found fault at this time, and he couldn't deal with it at all.
"When this king talks to the emperor, does he have the right to speak as a dog slave?" Meng Yifei glared at him. Li Yuan immediately looked at the inexplicable creature beside him. Shouldn't there be a eunuch by your side?
"What does Wang Aiqing have to say?" Li Yuan's head began to ache, and he wanted to go back to the palace to rest.
Yifei grasped the plan and took out the earthen pot he had brought all the way.
"This king is here to give the emperor a small gift." After Yifei finished speaking, he opened the lid, and some inexplicable liquid was swaying inside.
"Is this a soup?" Li Yuan asked.
Yifei bent his eyebrows and shook his head.
"Is this medicine?" Li Shimin also surrounded him, and stepped forward to smell some medicine.
But Yifei still shook his head.
"Your Majesty is guessing, do you want to taste it." Yi Fei bent his eyebrows and still had an evil smile on his face. Many ministers also took the opportunity to gather around to see what was inside the jar.
"Could it be gruel?" He saw that there were still grains of rice inside.
But Yifei still shook his head.
"I can't guess." As he spoke, he leaned in and smelled it seriously.
Everyone shook their heads, they didn't know what King Helan was selling, only the woman with a veil and hat outside the ancestral temple smiled, she knew what it was.
"King Helan, you say, what is this?" Li Yuan dipped a little of his finger and observed it carefully for a moment, when he was about to eat.
Yifei said suddenly: "Your Majesty, this is the filth that Wei Chen's pregnant beloved wife vomited this morning. ”
As soon as Meng Yifei's voice fell, the whole scene was instantly quiet, and Li Yuan was sticking out his tongue. Ready to lick, after listening to Meng Yifei's words, both eyes popped out, his face was green, and his heart was disgusting.
"Gross!"
couldn't stand it anymore, not just him, everyone reflexively vomited on the spot.
"Gross!"
Everyone only thought about two thoughts now, nausea, wanting to vomit everything, and that's it. Kill King Helan, this guy is really not a good thing, he is playing with them, even the emperor dares to play.
"Gross!" Li Shimin couldn't stand it either, endured it again and again, and finally couldn't help but vomit, he finally felt the disgusting feeling when Yingluo was pregnant.
"Gross!" The most painful thing was Li Yuan, he even vomited out the things of the day before yesterday, and his intestines were remorseful. Retching doesn't stop. When everyone was almost nauseous and vomited, they found that the emperor was still vomiting.
"King Helan, you are looking for death, what happened to Your Majesty. Punish your nine clans. "The people in the Criminal Department originally hated Meng Yifei, and they seized the opportunity this time.
But Yifei didn't pay attention to him at all, just kept staring at Li Yuan: "It's coming out, it's coming out." He kept muttering. The ministers slowly leaned over to see what was coming out.
"Gross!" Finally, Li Yuan vomited violently. Then a white thing spat out from the innermost part of him. It was a large fat silkworm, as thick as two fingers of an adult, spitting on the ground and still squirming.
"What's that?" Everyone was frightened and took a step back, but Meng Yifei squinted and smiled, looking at the forbidden spell masters who had already been scared half to death.
After Li Yuan spit out the silkworm, he no longer gagged, not only that, but he also felt refreshed, and all the memories of this time came out.
"Your Majesty, how do you feel?" Yifei smiled at him.
Li Yuan's face was a little haggard, as long as he vomited like this, but his expression was obviously restored.
"It feels good, and the memories I should have have come back." Li Shimin on the side hurriedly stepped forward to help.
"No, no, it can't be!" The green-eyed old monster was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he looked at Li Yuan, who was recovering as before, "Impossible, impossible to recover." ”
He couldn't figure it out, he couldn't figure out why the silkworm Gu was taken out.
"Hahahaha, green-eyed monster, you can't think of it, your stone silkworms, born from the beehive, smelled the fragrance of honey, and of course drilled from the emperor's head to the stomach." Meng Yifei thought of Xuan'er's words, the mouse grew up in the oil tank, and with the fat oil, it could be teased out.
"You, King Helan, when will you move?"
"Didn't you notice just now?" Yifei smiled At this time, the woman who came to this white gauze hat removed the hat and revealed a stunning face, she was really Yifei's lady.
When the green-eyed old monster saw it, he immediately spurted out a mouthful of blood. The breath was faint, and there was a feeling that life was worse than death.
"Your Majesty, now, do you understand?" Yifei looked at Li Yuan.
"I understand that it was these old monsters who planted Gu poison for me, and they deceived me that the heavens and men were invited, but in fact they dragged me into their terrible conspiracy."
After Li Yuan finished speaking, all the ministers present also understood the ins and outs of the matter, these bold dog slaves dared to murder the emperor.
"Damn it." Li Yuan turned around and took out the treasure knife from the guard on the side, and slashed it horizontally, and the head of the green-eyed old monster fell to the ground immediately.
"Execute on the spot, not a single one will be left." Li Yuan shouted, and all the forbidden troops moved.
"Wait a minute." Yi Fei was stunned, he didn't expect Li Yuan to be so decisive, these forbidden spell masters are just working for others, and there are real masterminds behind them.
I wanted to keep my mouth alive, but it was too late, the speed of the forbidden army was very fast, and in the blink of an eye, more than two dozen forbidden spell masters were all beheaded.
Seeing this, Yifei shook his head. It seems that Li Yuan knows the mastermind behind it, but he can't bear to turn him out.
"Forget it, I don't want to care about your family's affairs, anyway, after today, I will leave Chang'an."
Meng Yifei left the ancestral temple with Linglong, and Li Yuan was still furious. Forbidden spell masters, Taichang Temple, Dali Temple, even if he doesn't find out the mastermind behind the end, he won't let these people have a good time.
From now on, the forbidden spell will be abolished. This time, Meng Yifei can be regarded as doing a good thing, it should be counted!
"By the way, Xianggong, isn't that the gruel that Sister Chuan'er made this morning? You said that, and I almost threw up. ”
"Hehe, I'm leaving, if I don't play with these people, I won't have a chance in the future." Yi Fei said with a smile, then hugged the Linglong medicine in his left hand, and left the mountain behind the festival with the earthen pot in his right hand. (To be continued......)