Zhao Mingcheng actually got mixed up with Zhao Ji.

But it's easy to think about it, Zhao Mingcheng's father Zhao Tingzhi is in a high position in the Ministry of Officials, and most of the places where the sons and sons of high-ranking officials and dignitaries haunt are the same, and Zhao Mingcheng and Zhao Ji are of the same age, and their interests are also very close, so it is not strange that they can get together.

Regardless of personal likes and dislikes, Yang Yi also has to admit that these three people are indeed very talented in the art of calligraphy and painting, although Zhao Mingcheng's own calligraphy and painting are not necessarily very good, but in the ability to appreciate calligraphy and painting, gold and stone inscriptions, that is respected by the past dynasties.

They had just entered the store, and as soon as they heard that there was a genuine trace of Huaisu, they rushed forward, and when they saw that it was Yang Yi and Qing Niang in front of the counter, the three of them showed shocked expressions at the same time.

Zhao Ji, Mi Youren and Yang Yi can't talk about life and death enemies, but recently there have been small frictions in the academy, and they are not enemies but also enemies.

Not to mention Zhao Mingcheng, the last time Yang Yi and Zhao Ruo teased him, he was unspeakable about this matter and didn't dare to speak out, but how could he not have resentment in his heart?

It's just that now they can't care about rolling up their sleeves with Yang Yi, the attraction of Huaisu's authentic works outweighs each other's grudges, the most is Zhao Ji, after seeing that it was Yang Yi, he immediately turned his head to the shopkeeper and hummed: "The shopkeeper, since Huaisu's authentic works, he didn't send them to the king's mansion, and I'm afraid that this king won't be able to make your silver less?" Where is the authenticity? Why don't you hurry up and let this king taste it! ”

Zhao Jigui is the prince, although the prince of the Great Song Dynasty has no real power, but it is not a person like the shopkeeper who can be offended, he apologized and said: "His Royal Highness King Duan forgives the sin, this "Fish Eating Post" was just taken to the small shop last night and consigned, if it wasn't for the two distinguished guests just now, the villain didn't remember it for a while, and the villain can't be sure that this is the true work of Huaisu, how dare he send it to His Royal Highness's mansion indiscriminately, and I hope His Royal Highness will be more considerate." ”

"Without further ado, what about the Fish Eating Post?"

"This ...... Your Highness, these two guest officers are watching......"

Huaisu is a cursive master with the same name as Zhang Xu, and it is a rare treasure for people who like calligraphy and painting.

Yang Yi's eyes were quick, and he took the handy in a roll, received it behind him, and then said: "His Royal Highness Duanwang, although you have a noble status, you always have to talk about the first come, first come, first come, collect calligraphy and paintings, elegant things, because of it, it is vulgar!" Besides, if it is Huaisu's authentic handiwork, wouldn't it be a pity that you robbed it like this, but once it was damaged? ”

Mi Youren immediately interjected: "This post is not owned by you, it is reasonable for me to come and take a look, what is the reason why you forcibly occupy it?" ”

Zhao Mingcheng also echoed: "Brother Yuanhui is reasonable, besides, if this post is really Huaisu's authentic work, it will fall into the hands of some laypeople, and it will be humiliating to the handwriting of a famous artist." ”

The more she said this, the stronger the smell of gunpowder became, and Qing Niang didn't think of the dispute, but she did like this calligraphy, and she was in a dilemma for a while. Although Zhao Mingcheng was an old childhood acquaintance, he was so sarcastic about Yang Yi, Qing Niang was inevitably a little sad, and a pair of beautiful eyebrows frowned slightly.

The other party sarcastically said that he was a layman, Yang Yi didn't mind, but he couldn't see that Qing Niang was sad, but this "Fish Eating Post" is indeed not his own now, since Qing Niang likes it, what kind of sarcasm can be put aside first, and it is only right to buy this poster first.

Yang Yi's gaze swept over the three of them, and then he asked the shopkeeper: "Shopkeeper, I want this copy, what is the asking price?" ”

"Wait!" Zhao Ji shouted, stepped forward and said: "Whether this post is true or false, I should always wait to watch it first, and then the two sides bid, the one with the highest price will get it, the shopkeeper, you say this is not the reason?" ”

The shopkeeper didn't dare to offend Zhao Ji, and secondly, the businessman pursued profits, who didn't want things to be sold at a good price? This can only be raised by competition, how can he not understand this truth?

He looked at Yang Yi and Qing Niang, and began to be submissive, although he didn't dare to directly let Yang Yi let Zhao Ji and them watch the copybook, but the meaning was already obvious.

Zhao Ji smiled smugly: "Lord Yang, you have heard the meaning of the shopkeeper clearly, the dignified scholar of the court, if you do that kind of robbery and plunder, I'm afraid it's not good?" ”

Yang Yi glanced at him and replied lightly: "I robbed and plundered? His Royal Highness Duan Wang shouldn't have robbed the girl in Fanglou too much, thinking that everyone else is the same as you, right? Don't you hear me asking the shopkeeper about the price? How much he wants, how much I Yang Yi gives! How? Is this also called robbery and plunder? ”

"You ......." Zhao Ji's scandal was revealed, and he was immediately annoyed and angry, pointing at Yang Yi and shouting: "Yang Yi, you have repeatedly been rude to this king, you are so bold, do you really think that this king is afraid of you?" ”

"Hehe, Your Royal Highness King Duan, you have a good vision, and the courage of the lower officials has always been not small, as long as you act right and sit up straight, what are you afraid of? It's what His Royal Highness King Duanwang is doing in Chufanglou, but it's a little hard to say! ”

"You arrogant horseman, in vain as a scholar of Hallym University......" Zhao Ji, who was embarrassed and angry, quickly took a long breath and groaned disdainfully: "Rats have skin, but people have no manners." If people have no ceremony, what is it to not die? Rats have skin and teeth, and people have no end. People are endless, why not die? The rat has skin and body, and the human is rude. People are rude, and Hu is not going to die? ”

Although Zhao Ji's words are also scolding, and he scolds hard enough, to the effect that the rats are ugly and disgusting, but some people are not even as good as the rats, how can they have the face to live in this world, it is better to die quickly!

This poem is extremely spicy, but because it comes from the "Book of Songs", it is also elegant.

If Yang Yixue scolded back with the appearance of a shrew scolding the street, it would inevitably fall behind, but if he didn't fight back, he would have confirmed his reputation as inferior to his rats.

This scolding is also an art!

Yang Yi's heart was like electricity, his eyes suddenly fell on the teapot of Xiaoji, a faint smile suddenly appeared on his mouth, he walked over easily, picked up the teapot and looked left and right.

Others didn't know what he wanted, and he was surprised, and suddenly heard Yang Yi chanting: "The mouth is sharp and the belly is high, the pot of water is not full and shakes first, the amount is small and cannot accommodate the big Buddha, and the half-inch yellow water is rippling." ”

has a quiet personality like a clean mother, and after listening to Yang Yi's limerick poem, she couldn't help but hide her mouth and want to laugh.

Yang Yi is tantamount to scolding Zhao Ji as a big teapot, with sharp teeth and a narrow belly, and he will stir up wind and waves for a little thing.

It can be said that although this poem is indecent, it is very appropriate to describe the behavior of Zhao Ji and the others.

Moreover, Zhao Ji borrowed the "Book of Songs" to scold people, but Yang Yi was in a hurry to make up his own fabrication, which is much more clever.

Zhao Ji was scolded, but he didn't know how to reply, after all, there was such a scolding poem on the "Book of Songs", and he couldn't think of it for a while, and he was so purple.

The main player was injured and came on as a substitute.

I saw Zhao Mingcheng holding his hands, slowly walking to the wall, pretending to look at a picture of egrets a few times, and then chanting loudly: Speaking of the egrets in the painting, we must also know from now on. The princes intend to get rid of the hook party, and A and B push to fear the king. ”

This poem can be understood in this way, O egret, you have to be honest, now that the justices of the DPRK and China are vigorously cracking down on dissidents, maybe one day after beating people, it will be your turn.

There is no doubt about the irony of this poem.

Zhao Mingcheng scolded Yang Yi for what's wrong, but scolded him for being a traitor, Yang Yi couldn't help but sigh with emotion, because Zhao Mingcheng's son Zhao Tingzhi is also a member of the New Party, you take the traitorous party as an example, it seems that you are scolding me, after it is passed out, won't others even count Zhao Tingzhi into it?

It's stupid!

Yang Yi took out an embroidery needle from the porcelain plate next to him where small objects were placed, pinched it in his hand and looked at it carefully, as if the needle was engraved with a book from heaven.

Yang Yiman glanced at Zhao Mingcheng playfully, and then chanted loudly: "Hundreds of thousands of hammers and a needle, upside down." The eyes are long on the buttocks, and they only recognize the clothes but not the people. ”

Zhao Mingcheng followed Zhao Ji, the prince of Duan, and even scolded his own son, isn't this just that his eyes are on his buttocks, and he only recognizes clothes and does not recognize people?

Qing Niang endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't help it, she laughed out loud, she covered her face with her sleeves, and couldn't see the expression on her face, but it was conceivable that she must be smiling Lan Yan Fangfei.

Even the expressions on the faces of Zhao Ji and Mi Youren are colorful, which can be described as a dilemma of crying and laughing.

Zhao Mingcheng was already admiring Qing Niang, but at this time, he was disgraced in front of Qing Niang, and he only felt that his face was like fire. He couldn't think of a new poem to scold back, and it was not good to find Yang Yi directly, because Yang Yi recited poetry to the needle, if he spoke out, it would be equivalent to admitting that his eyes were on his buttocks, and he only recognized his clothes and did not recognize people.

But if he didn't fight, Yang Yi was obviously scolding him, not fighting, not fighting, he was extremely embarrassed, he snorted coldly, and ran away...... Yang Yi looked at Zhao Ji and asked with a smile: "Compared to painting, I can't do it, I want to compare poetry, accompany me at any time, do you want His Royal Highness Duanwang to continue?" ”

People are like this, they are very uncomfortable, but once they see someone who is more uncomfortable than themselves, they feel much more comfortable.

Originally, Zhao Ji was scolded by Yang Yi for having a narrow belly, and his heart was uncomfortable, but compared with Zhao Mingcheng's eyes on his buttocks, his "sense of superiority" was immediately reflected, and his heart was not so uncomfortable.

The problem is to let him compare "poetry" with Yang Yi again, and he won't dare to borrow his three guts! It's hard to wait for me to stink more than Zhao Mingcheng.

The scolding war was provoked by him, and now Yang Yi is mainly anti-guest and continues to challenge, since Zhao Ji doesn't dare to fight, where do he dare to stay?

Seeing Zhao Ji and Mi Youren leave with a gloomy face, Yang Yi threw the painting on the counter and said lightly: "Shopkeeper, don't you feel very enjoyable after watching the play for so long?" ”

The shopkeeper came back to his senses, and hurriedly came over to apologize: "Don't dare, don't dare, the villain has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, and I hope that Scholar Yang will forgive his sins!" ”

"Oh? What sin are you? ”

"Villain...... The villain is just ......"

"Okay, don't talk to me, I warn you, if this matter spreads, I'll ask you."

"Don't dare, don't dare, the villain must be tight-lipped."

Yang Yi understood that it was impossible for such a thing not to be spread, and he threatened the shopkeeper like this, but in fact, the drunkard did not mean to drink.

I only heard him continue: "In short, if I hear rumors outside, which damages the reputation of His Royal Highness King Duan, you can weigh the consequences yourself, how much is this post?" ”

"Four thousand ......" Fang shopkeeper was panicked, blurted out the reserve price, and immediately showed regret on his face, but it was too late to change his words.

Sun Tzu's Art of War has clouds, and this is called striking from east to west.

Yang Yi laughed and said: "I'll give you 4,000 yuan, I'll take the post, and you can immediately send someone back to settle the bill with me." ”

The shopkeeper Fang is dumb and eats coptis, and he has a hard mouth. This Yang scholar is really not human! scares people for a long time, and dares to love in order to defraud the reserve price of the copybook.

Shopkeeper Fang smiled bitterly, and had to admit that he was unlucky.

(To be continued)