In the second year of Emperor Jing of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, in 580 A.D., in early autumn, eight hundred miles of Qinchuan melons and fruits were fragrant and wheat waves were rolling, and there was a bumper harvest scene everywhere.

The imperial city of Chang'an, at dusk, the east courtyard of Yang Jian's mansion of the Duke of Sui, is full of demon peaches like fire, and it is as red as a fairyland in the world.

However, the presence of two fierce samurai with swords standing at the door is a bit of a slight.

The candlelight in the second room across the courtyard was bright, and a young man in brocade sat at the front of the mahogany bookcase in the room, frowning and opening his eyes to write calligraphy with the strength of breastfeeding.

But soon he completely lost his patience and threw the wolf pen to the ground in frustration, "** (shit)!" Lao Tzu TMD is the winner of the Shadow Medal, the highest honor of the Chinese Shadow Army, with long fists and short fights, firearm blasting, trap sniping, and guarding and killing, but what is this now? Actually, let Lao Tzu write homework with a brush? What international jokes? Wool, grandpa doesn't wait......"

The young man threw away the wolf pen in relief, went straight to the windowsill, looked up at the starry sky, his eyes were deep, he thought for a long time, sighed, and said with a wry smile: "Life is really wonderful, I want me Yang Guang Yushu is in the wind, graceful, loved by everyone, and licked by dogs!" Who would have thought that just after retiring from the army and entering the coveted Chang'an Women's University, he was possessed by a joke-like curse on the 16-year-old tyrant Yang Guang, with the same name and surname, it is really a coincidence that it hurts, said. ”

Suddenly, the sad and indignant roar of Zhang Lihua, the female colonel, sounded in her ears:

"Stinky hooligan, dead Yang Guang, my aunt cursed you for being dead for a thousand years, cursed you to become the Yang Guang of Emperor Yang of Sui, and you will be infamous for 10,000 years and will never be able to turn over!"

"Why don't I just kiss you? As for committing such a great sin? Brother still doesn't believe it, you let my brother try to change one. Wipe! ”

Before the words fell, a black whirlwind suddenly rolled up in the clear sky, Yang Guang was shocked, and at the moment when he was swallowed by the black wind, he saw the corners of Zhang Lihua's mouth slightly upturned, revealing a strange smile......

"Knock Knock"

At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door outside, Yang Guang was startled, and the spirit was pulled back to reality.

After knocking on the door, the maid's soft voice came, "Second young master, Madame asked the slave maid to bring you supper, can you let the slave and maid in?" ”

Hearing the crisp and slightly sweet woman's voice coming from outside the door, Yang Guang's eyes couldn't help but light up, a woman with a good voice will generally look good!

Supper? The quality of life is high enough! After serving supper, will you leave a warm bed by the way, hehe, long live the lonely old lady, I love you!

"Ahem!" Yang Guang coughed vigorously to make enough momentum, and then said, "Come in!" ”

"Yes!"

Before he could finish speaking, the door slowly opened.

Yang Guang was a little looking forward to the appearance of a woman who sent supper, but when he saw three strong women with black faces, strong bodies and three thick bodies, and two heavy cushions hanging on their chests, like iron towers with heavy dough, blocked in front of him, the whole person instantly froze like wax droplets falling into an ice cave, and the momentum that he had finally grasped was completely destroyed in an instant.

Immediately subconsciously clenched his fists and put on a standard fighting defensive stance, his head buzzed, and he felt dizzy in the dark!

"Second Young Master, Second Young Master?"

Nima, O Nima! Lao Tzu has traveled to a world of superb dinosaurs, right? Yang Guang suddenly had an urge to insert his own eyes at this time!

"Second Young Master, Madam asked the slave maid to come and bring supper to the Second Young Master, when will you enjoy it?" A fat woman said as she lifted her plump dough.

Through the light, Yang Guang seemed to see a wet stain on the fat woman's chest......

"What, what's a supper?" Yang Guang, who had barely calmed down, suddenly had an even worse feeling.

"!"

"Poof......

Say 0 You immortal Banban, Buddha, Jesus, angel, who will save me!

Dugu Jialuo, you are really my mother! This nurse is a little stronger, isn't she? Why don't you pick something that looks good and has a feeling when you eat it? With such three African old ladies, even if their faces are full of humility, they can't hide their fierce spirit!

"I, I'm weaned, can I not eat it?"

A bolder nurse immediately stepped forward and responded, "No, the second young master has always eaten like this, breakfast, noon, evening and supper four times a day without interruption, if there is a meal that does not eat, the slaves and maids will be punished by the lady." ”

"So, how do you eat it?" Yang Guang asked, but his hands were ready, if the three black and strong "masters" wanted to come up and feed them directly, then don't think about anything, solve it directly by force!

Fortunately, the nurse skillfully pulled out a bowl from her back, then put the bowl on the table, and then took turns squeezing the milk into the bowl.

Yang Guang hurriedly pulled a copy of the "Book of Songs" to cover his face, and scolded loudly with the feeling of nausea, "Get out of here, the young master won't eat today!" ”

After scolding, don't turn your head and look out of the dark window through the red candle in front of you, panting hard, trying to control the small universe that is about to explode.

The three nurses were terrified when they heard this, and they knelt down in unison, "Could it be that the slaves and maids are making the second young master unhappy?" The slave has made amends for your sins here, but if you don't eat we'll really be punished by Madame......"

Seeing that the three King Kong nurses were scared like this, Yang Guang couldn't help but be stunned, he didn't expect that the rules in the house were so strict, and he was so mad that it still didn't work.

Although the three "masters" in front of him who can be squeezed out by black and strong make him feel the urge to hit people with his own eyes, he thought about it and said, "Uh, you guys go out, I'm not hungry now, I'll ...... later" Drink again! ”

"Second young master, Mrs. said that she wanted to let the slave be ...... with her own eyes"

"Less? If you don't go out again, you will immediately pour it and feed the dog! ”

“……”

The nurses finally succumbed under Yang Guang's authority, but they seemed to be worried that tonight's eating would break the rules, and offered to make some of his favorite osmanthus cakes and candied fruits for the second young master later.

Yang Guang let out a long breath. This trouble is basically solved, but he is also suffocated, and he is simply closed in the ghost door.

He didn't want to suffer this foreign sin when he became Yang Guang, so he simply put on a piece of clothes in a box and went out for a walk, and by the way, he saw if there was a caring little maid or something to tease his body and mind for a while, hehe!

Suiguo Mansion is very large, he walked and walked and got lost, suddenly in front of the black flashed a piece of artificial lake, in the middle of the artificial lake is an octagonal pavilion, the octagonal pavilion winds and turns to a rockery that even if you look at it at night, you also feel exquisite and wonderful, anyway, it is not worse than the Suzhou garden.

The air is really fresh, there is no industry and no pollution in these years, you can rest assured that you can eat anything and buy everything is genuine, Yang Guang excitedly walked along the corridor to the pavilion, and then walked along the pavilion to the rockery, he wanted to get closer and see clearly what principle was used to make the small waterfall on the rockery? It can't be a water pump, right? It's useless to have it, and there is no electricity these days, so it's not a blind man lighting a lamp in vain!

But just as he was about to climb up the waterfall along the protruding rock, he suddenly heard a few familiar moans, and they were the kind of movements that were refreshing and intensely suppressed. He immediately came to his senses, held his breath and listened attentively, the sound came from the black cave on the left side of the rockery, it turned out that the rockery was very large, it was almost the same as a small real mountain, and there were several black caves on the left.

The blood-boiling sound came from the second hole on the left, and he crept in, hearing it more clearly, only to hear a girl's voice whispering for mercy, "Hmm...... Master...... The old man spared Ping'er, and if the lady couldn't find Ping'er's slave and maid, she should be punished again! Well...... Lord......"

Then there was a baritone full of temperament, "Bold minion, you know that you are afraid of Madame, are you not afraid of master?" Madame will beat you with a whip at most, and if you are disobedient, the master will sell you directly to the Qinglou Courtyard to pick up customers! Oh...... Oh......"

While speaking, the more ferocious the action, even Yang Guang outside could hear that he was short of breath and his heart beat faster, and he couldn't wait to rush in immediately to play and share with the uncle and little maid inside!

So he slipped off the edge of the cave as soon as he was distracted, and he screamed miserably, which frightened the men and women in the cave, and the little maid asked tremblingly, "Master...... Isn't it madame? You have to be the master of the slave and the maid......"

Yang Guang covered his ass and regretted it, but after such a toss, he completely figured out that the man who was stealing in it was none other than his father, who he had never seen since he crossed, Sui Guogong, Shangzhuguo, and General Yang Jian!

But damn it, isn't Yang Jian famous in history who is afraid of his wife? Didn't you taste the second woman before Duguhou's braids?

So what is this now? As soon as the sun set, he was engaged in his wife's personal maid in the rockery cave?

I'm rubbing, this 21st century history book is too unreliable!

But the point is, what does he do now?

What else can I do? Instinctively, I learned a few cat meows and aimed at ...... Aiming at the ......, and then running away without looking back, he didn't want to meet Yang Jian for the first time to capture and annihilate the scene, or then he wouldn't want to turn over in his life!

But in fact, this was not his original intention at all, his original intention was to rush in with a loud roar: Yang Jian, let go of that girl and replace me!