Chapter 289: The Problem of Idiots
The fairy goose asked Yue Kang curiously, "Looking at your confident appearance, have you come up with an answer?" ”
Yue Kang glanced up and down at the fairy goose and said, "Why should I tell you, do you want to extract the answer from my mouth and fail to achieve it yourself?" ”
After hearing this, the fairy goose snorted coldly, "The villain is too lazy to talk to you, and you can't think of it, no one wants to take today's golden Buddha." ”
Yue Kang said funny: "In this case, you don't have the confidence to take the Golden Buddha, so it's better to abstain." ”
"Can you handle it?" The fairy goose said angrily.
The housekeeper Li Junnian also clearly knew the difficulty of this question, so he didn't rush, quietly waiting for Yue Kang's answer, and the crowd in the audience was also in a state of thought.
Once he feels that the answer is reasonable, he will give everyone some expensive gifts.
For the so-called expensive gift, the audience at the scene began to think, but none of them had eyebrows, and they couldn't think of the reason at all.
Why? Why is that? Xiao Shun thought hard, but his head really couldn't think of an answer, so he couldn't be more beautiful, he just had a little knowledge in his head, and it was undoubtedly more difficult for him to think about this question than climbing to the sky.
Yue Kang knew it in his heart, of course he knew clearly what was going on, he turned his head with great interest, and said to the fairy goose dressed as a man: "I didn't think about taking care of you, in short, the Golden Buddha is going to be decided today, you can no longer be my opponent, it really disappointed me, I thought you still had some ability, but I didn't expect to be stumped by such a simple question." ”
"Simple?" The fairy goose didn't laugh angrily, and said, "You said this question is simple, hahahaha, can you blow it bigger?" If you know the answer, say it! ”
"What if I really tell me the answer?" Yue Kang said softly, with incomparably confidence on his face.
The fairy goose obviously didn't believe that Yue Kang could come up with an answer in such a short time, so he said disdainfully: "It's really ignorant, if you can come up with a logic, I will directly lose you a hundred taels of silver, do you think it's feasible?" ”
Yue Kang shook his head and said, "No, I have a lot of silver." ”
"And what do you want?" Fairy Goose said.
Yue Kang smiled and leaned closest to the ear of the fairy goose, and said slowly: "If I give a reasonable answer, you let me touch it, and I will prove whether you are a woman or not." ”
After hearing Yue Kang's words, the fairy goose's face turned cold, he gritted his teeth and glared at Yue Kang, and angrily squeezed out a few words from between his teeth, "You say it again"
Yue Kang pretended to be scared, "Yo, why are you so angry, what's wrong with a man letting me touch it?" is indispensable for a pound of meat, and why is your face so red, are you angry, or ashamed? ”
The fairy goose hurriedly turned his face sideways and said coldly: "My son, it's hot." ”
Yue Kang laughed happily and continued: "So that's the case! Do you dare to play the bet just now, are you afraid that you will lose? ”
In fact, Yue Kang had long suspected that the man in front of him was a woman, how could a man look like this, just now Yue Kang deliberately said something like that, just to see how he would react, seeing that the other party blushed, Yue Kang faintly confirmed the thoughts in his heart.
The fairy goose gritted his teeth and glanced at Yue Kang again, and replied simply, "Why don't you dare?" She quickly regained her natural expression, "What if you lose?" ”
Yue Kang kept looking at the look of the fairy goose, and suddenly felt that the other party was not a woman, how could a woman make such a bet with a man, Yue Kang once again couldn't figure out whether the guy in front of him was a man or a woman, since he wanted to bet with others, and they had already agreed, he had no reason to escape, Yue Kang said: "I lost, whatever you want." ”
"Okay, that's a deal." The fairy goose clapped his nails and said: "If you lose, I will see you beat you once in the future, and you can't fight back, what do you think?" Xian Goose never believed that Yue Kang could say the answer in her heart, you must know that she had thought about this question for two years, and asked so many talented people, but she couldn't tell why, the other party was a nobody, could she still say it, she really didn't believe in evil, the reason why she agreed to Yue Kang's gambling contract was that she had complete confidence.
Yue Kang saw that the other party did not mean to be a little afraid, and wondered in his heart whether the other party was really a man, if that was the case, he would not be disgusted to death by touching his chest, it seemed that such a bet was not cost-effective. The other party wants to see himself hit himself once, obviously he kicked him just now, he still holds a grudge, and wants to get it back even harder, it seems that this bet is not worth it!
"What? Don't you dare? The fairy goose was afraid that the other party would regret it, so he said: "Do you want to back down from the gambling contract you made yourself?" ”
Yue Kang snorted coldly and said, "Jokes, it's only strange if you're afraid of you, it's a matter of words." ”
"It's hard to chase a horse," the fairy goose replied.
"Whoever loses, if he cheats, will be wiped out a hundred times by a different surname." Yue Kang said fiercely.
"Shameless, despicable." The fairy goose was angry in his heart, gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "I promise you." ”
Grandma's win, you have to prove that you are a man or a woman, but then I remembered that if the other party is really a man, wouldn't I be able to make myself nauseous for a few days without eating, hey, I can find Xiaoshun to do it for you! This doesn't seem to work, in case the other party is really a woman, then I will regret it, it's really troublesome!
"Just wait to be touched by me!" Yue Kang said confidently.
"Just wait for me to beat you into a pig's head! Ignorant guys. The fairy goose fought back without showing weakness.
The housekeeper Li Junnian stood silent, in fact, he also heard a few words of conversation between Yue Kang and the fairy goose, as if the two were making some bets, Li Junnian thought that it must have something to do with the game! After the completion of the covenant between the two.
Li Junnian walked over and said to Yue Kang, Xian Goose, and Xiaoshun: "How about the three of you, have you figured out the answer, you must know that the incense is almost half burned now." ”
Li Junnian has already said that the time of the third level is when there is a stick of incense, if the time of a stick of incense can not be answered by the three of them, then no one can get the Golden Buddha, when he announced the start of the game, the stick of incense has been lit and placed on the table next to it, and now it is nearly half burned, and there is not much time left.
Li Junnian asked Xiaoshun first and asked him if he had come up with an answer.
Xiaoshun pretended to be thoughtful and said, "It's almost a little bit like that, you can ask the two of them first!" After Xiao Shun finished speaking, he touched his chin in his hand, and looked at the two paintings with his eyes intently, looking like he was thinking seriously.
Where is he just a little bit behind, he didn't even think of the slightest bit of it, as for the way he thinks, he is also pretending, he clearly knows that with his own knowledge, he can't answer this question at all, and he has already given up in his heart, pretending to think in order not to make himself too embarrassed, so that he can be regarded as a defeat but still honored!
After that, Li Junnian shifted his gaze and asked at the fairy goose, "This son, have you come up with it?" When Li Junnian was talking to the fairy goose, he deliberately pretended that the two didn't know each other, he clearly knew that the fairy goose didn't know the answer, if he knew the answer, he could still confuse the young lady for two years, the reason why he asked like this was just to go through the motions and not make everyone suspicious.
The fairy goose smiled lightly and said, "I haven't figured it out yet, but someone seems to have come up with it, so don't hesitate to ask him." After the fairy goose finished speaking, he glanced at Yue Kang, and the meaning was self-evident.
After hearing this, Li Junnian hurriedly asked Yue Kang: "Could it be that this son has come up with an answer, so let's say it quickly!" Time is running out. In fact, Li Junnian also wanted to know the answer in his heart, and he also knew that his young lady Xian Goose wanted to know the answer more than him, so there was a hint of pleading in his tone.
He also hoped that a miracle would come and untie the knot in Miss's heart, and he didn't want to see Miss sullen.
Yue Kang smiled at Li Junnian, and then looked at the crowd in the audience with a look of expectation, it seems that this question really stumped them, Yue Kang was relieved when he thought about it, this performance is normal, if they know the answer, it is really abnormal. "Ahem"
Yue Kang deliberately cleared his throat, and when the people in the audience saw that Yue Kang wanted to answer, they all looked up at Yue Kang on the stage, no one was willing to be distracted, sometimes it was quite uncomfortable to be confused by a question or a thing, and the audience in the audience felt panicked in their hearts, and they wanted to know the answer.
"Sister, you see that your brother-in-law is going to answer, is it that brother-in-law, knowing the answer to this question, I know that my brother-in-law can do it, hehe" Bai Miaodan looked at Yue Kang and smiled, the two small dimples on his cheeks were charming.
Bai Miaoxi didn't speak quietly, his eyes looked at Yue Kang on the stage without blinking, and he had an indescribable feeling in his heart, it was a feeling of joy and happiness.
As for Ping'er, like Bai Miaoxi, a sweet smile hung on the corner of her mouth, looking at Yue Kang without squinting, and she was also extremely looking forward to it in her heart.
"Mr. Tong, you see that Yue Kang is about to answer, has he already figured it out?" The scholar with a somewhat thin body, his brows furrowed slightly, he didn't believe that Yue Kang could come up with an answer, you must know that this question has puzzled him for a long time, if Yue Kang can really answer it, then he is indeed not an ordinary person, some of the questions that the literati who are respected in the dynasty can't think of, can he answer?
Tong Lao smiled bitterly and said, "He shouldn't be able to answer!" Tong Lao is indeed duplicitous, he actually believes in Yue Kang in his heart, he is very contradictory He hopes that Yue Kang will answer, but he is afraid that Yue Kang's edge will be too prosperous, it seems that he is taboo about something.
"Mr. Tong, your eyes have deceived me, are you afraid that after this Yue Kang answers, I will feel frustrated and kill him?" The scholar smiled gently, as if he had seen through Tong Lao's thoughts.
Tong Lao smiled embarrassedly, "I know that Gongzi is a person who loves talents, even if Yue Kang answers, he won't kill him, I just don't want this person to be in the limelight." ”
The scholar laughed, and then said: "If this Yue Kang can answer, I am too happy to be old, my Tianqian Dynasty should be blessed with such a talent, don't worry!" I'm not one of those people with a small belly, and even if he says it, I won't embarrass him. ”
Tong Lao nodded with a smile, indicating that he understood.
"Alright, let's go to the show." The scholar said again.
Tong Lao also stopped talking, and looked at Yue Kang on the stage with a little expectation.
"Let me ask you a question, what shape do you say the world we are in?" Yue Kang said loudly facing the audience.
What is the shape of heaven and earth?
Everyone was surprised, didn't he know such a simple question? Of course, the sky is round.
"Ignorance is ignorance, don't you know that the sky is round and the earth is flat, and the world we are in is of course similar to an inverted cauldron." There was sarcasm in the fairy goose's words, and his eyes were full of disdain when he looked at Yue Kang.
"Needless to say, the heavens are round, and the earth is flat."
"Yes! Even children know this question, why do you ask this? ”
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The people in the audience shouted one after another, they felt that Yue Kang was treating them like idiots, and even children knew that they were asking them questions.
Yue Kang clearly knew that in this era, everyone agreed that the sky is round and the earth is flat, Yue Kang shook his head and smiled, this era has not proved that the earth is round, of course they don't know why one of the two ships can only see the body and the other can't see it, the truth is here, the earth is round.
"Wrong" Yue Kang shouted, his face became serious, and there was no trace of a smile at all, and the crowd in the audience suddenly fell silent, "You have been deceived by this world, in fact, the world we live in is round, and their name is Earth." Yue Kang said sonorously, and his every word reached the ears of the crowd at the scene.
"What? Are the heavens and the earth round? ”
"Haha, I heard you right! It's the most joke I've ever heard growing up. ”
"What kind of earth is not earth, you have to have a margin if you brag about it! Why don't you say it's square? ”
"It's a joke, if the world is round, how can we stand on the ground so steadily, the ground is clearly flat, but you say it's round."
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The crowd in the audience shouted one after another, they looked at Yue Kang with the same eyes as if they were an idiot, if the word for neurosis was born in this era, they would think that Yue Kang was a neurotic, and it was also the kind that was extremely serious and opened his eyes and said nonsense, which was really ridiculous.
"The world where we are located is called the earth, is it round?" Bai Miaoxi listened to Yue Kang's words, and for the first time felt that Yue Kang was a little lying.
"How is that possible? Brother-in-law, is it a fever, why are you talking nonsense? Bai Miaodan's eyes widened, and she looked at Yue Kang in disbelief, feeling that her brother-in-law was not normal today.
"Round?" Ping'er also frowned deeply, obviously she didn't believe what Yue Kang said at all, but seeing that Yue Kang was full of confidence, not like panicking, she seemed to believe in Yue Kang a little bit in her heart, but that was only out of believing that Yue Kang would not tell lies, not that this world was round.
All the people present didn't believe Yue Kang's words, and felt that Yue Kang was talking nonsense.
"Hahahaha, you're laughing at me, I really haven't seen such an ignorant person as you, how can this heaven and earth be round, if it's round, can we still stand now?" The fairy goose didn't spare Yue Kang on her mouth, but she began to think about Yue Kang's words in her heart, and she seemed to be thinking about why Yue Kang said that this world was round.
Yue Kang looked at everyone, smiling silently, he knew that if he didn't come up with some proof, even if he killed these people, he wouldn't believe that the earth was round, the sky was round and the earth was already imprinted in their hearts, and it was very difficult to change this opinion.
"Weird, huh? Do you all think I'm an idiot? Yue Kang said with a calm face, he added internal force to his voice when he spoke this time, so that all the people present could hear it, "If the earth is flat according to what you say, then why do you stand on the beach and look into the distance, the sea surface has an arc, why is it not flat?" Can any of you explain this to me? After Yue Kang finished speaking, he was the most nervous, looking serious, and his eyes scanned the people in the audience.
"Uh, yes! Why is there an arc every time you look at the sea? ”
"Why isn't it flat, it stands to reason that he should change it to flat!"
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The crowd began to talk about it.
At this time, the fairy goose standing beside Yue Kang said: "Needless to say, the reason why the sea surface is not flat is because of the arc of the waves, which makes the sea surface not look flat, but in fact it is flat." ”
"Idiot" Yue Kang said lightly, his voice was very small, but it happened to be heard by the fairy goose, the fairy goose breathed fire angrily, and said coldly: "What did you say? ”
Yue Kang didn't want to quarrel with the other party, and said, "I said you have a high opinion." ”
The fairy goose snorted coldly, and his clenched fist gradually loosened.
"Yes! The boy was right, it was the curvature of the waves that made the sea water not look flat. ”
"That's true."
Everyone in the audience agreed.
Yue Kang sighed, looked up at the sky, no one in this world really understands me, and then Yue Kang retracted his gaze to the sky and said loudly: "Okay, let's say what you said just now is right, then let me ask you why you can see far as you just stand on a high place, if the earth is flat and there is nothing to block it, then it should be the same distance no matter how high it is, but what about reality?" In fact, it is much farther to stand on a high place without anything to block it than to stand on a low place, and you think about why? ”
"And if the heavens and the earth are round and flat, then why does the sun rise in the east every day instead of in the west, and why?"
Yue Kang's voice standing on the stage was extremely high, and every sentence smashed into the hearts of the masses like a heavy stone.
(To be continued)