Chapter 4: Rogue Monk, Crown Princess
Yun Zhaoxun smiled shyly, "Your mouth is really sweet, but why are you not singing on the stage and coming to the temple to do it?" Do you also ask for a signature? ”
Yang Guang smiled even more mysteriously, "Why does Miss think I'm singing?" ”
Yun Zhaoxun boldly met his hot gaze, "Hmph, Miss Ben has seen the market, only Zhou Yu and Lu Bu on the stage can be so handsome, how can there be such an otherworldly person in the world?" ”
Yang Guang happily reached out and touched his nose, he only had this kind of small action when he was particularly excited about excessive hormone secretion, "Well, what Miss said is also true." Suddenly I really want to write a poem for the young lady to listen to, how about it? ”
Yun Zhaoxun is even more spring-hearted, wouldn't it be better if it wasn't a singing play, and she still has a personal scholar by her side, and she thinks she is also from a big family, and today she really came here. So immediately looked very forward to the moving look.
Yang Guang came as soon as he opened his mouth, he only hated that he didn't bring a folding fan when he went out today, otherwise wouldn't it be more pretending to be b and be more able to fool underage girls?
Light Luo small fan white orchid, slender waist jade belt dancing veil. It is suspected that the fairy came down to earth, and looked back and smiled at Xinghua.
As soon as these words came out, the chaotic crowd was silent again, just like when Yun Zhaoxun first entered the door, some people understood and some people didn't, but they all felt that it was good to listen to.
Yun Zhaoxun, who has studied poetry and poetry, is full of bright little stars, and he can't wait to get into Yang Guang's arms immediately, and he is so moved that he doesn't know what to say.
But the two of them fell in love at first sight, you and I stalked the little fairy next to them, and they didn't quit, so they immediately rushed up and pulled Yang Guang out of the crowd and went straight to the back hall.
Yang Guang is afraid that he will not succeed? A rogue monk who pretended to be a ghost just took the opportunity to teach a lesson, and it can be regarded as revenge for the big girls and little daughters-in-law who were deceived by him!
So Xiao Hehe waved his hand to Yun Zhaoxun, meaning that I would go back as soon as I went, and even Xiao Heizi didn't let me follow. But unexpectedly, before he could get mad, the monk began to pull his neck and play viciously threatening.
"Hey, boy, don't look at the place when you come out, this is the monk's territory. Dare to rob my chick in my territory, I don't think you want to live! Do you think that the monk and I will only calculate the hexagram and solve the lottery? I'm not afraid to tell you that these are side jobs, the monk has practiced the Shaolin Thirteen stunts since he was a child, and it is easier to kill you than to crush a grasshopper! So hurry up and get out of the way with your tail between your legs, otherwise the monk will hit you until your third leg is disabled! ”
Yang Guang was immediately shocked, this, what kind of bird monk is this? Scolding people to move their hands to walk better than him? Can you see that his shaving is clearly a real monk? What the hell is going on?
So he instantly became interested in this rogue monk again.
"Hehe, interesting, you are really the first monk in ancient and modern China and abroad, can you tell me your name? It's a real name, not a legal name! ”
It's also strange not to quit, from beginning to end he felt that this guy was weird, what was different from normal people, but he couldn't say it, so for the sake of insurance, he pulled him into the back hall to solve it privately.
"Yuan Tiangang, if the monk doesn't change his name or change his surname, and the monk has 7 days to return to the world, so the chick named Yun Zhaoxun in the main hall belongs to me, do you hear clearly?"
Yang Guang heard these two names, Yuan Tiangang and Yun Zhaoxun. I wiped it, grandma's, is there such a coincidence in the world? The rogue monk who is less than 20 years old is actually Yuan Tiangang, the number one demon in the ages, and the charming beauty in the hall is actually his eldest brother Yang Yong's future crown princess Yun Zhaoxun?
That's a bit of a joke, isn't it?
But what surprised him even more was still behind, Yuan Tiangang was still chirping there, "If you are a monk, will I only be an ignorant girl and a confused old woman?" Let me tell you the truth, the Yun family chick just drew a lottery, don't scare you to death if you say it. The old moon diligently sent the phoenix crown, which coincided with the happy stars shining on the red luan! ”
Yang Guang chuckled in his heart, it seems that this Yuan Tiangang is really not given for nothing, he has already calculated that Yun Zhaoxun will enter the palace in the future, but can he still calculate what happened after that?
His mood began to be a little nervous, because the first demon of the ages began to circle around him a little incredibly, and the more he looked, the more surprised he became, and the more exaggerated the expression on his face became.
In the end, he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy loudly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the villain has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, you have a large number of prime ministers' stomachs to support the boat, this Yun family chick, no, no, this Miss Yun family belongs to you." Anyway, in the end, it's still your dish, and you can't run away sooner or later! ”
If Yang Guang just sighed in his heart just now, but now his head is buzzing, his grandmother's, isn't his identity recognized by this demon?
Actually, I recognized myself without asking anything? And it seems to be the skeletal temperament of watching, and he said that Yun Zhaoxun will be his sooner or later anyway?
This is not wrong at all, Yun Zhaoxun first became the princess of Yang Yong, and then after Yang Yong was abolished and killed, Yun Zhaoxun asked Yang Guang to accept it, but this thing is far from happening, how could Yuan Tiangang, a demon, know?
Grandma's, where is his turn to go against the sky, won't this demon go against the sky first? Could it be that he really did not know the prophets of the past and the present? Or, is this demon also fucking crossed over from a thousand years later?
He was already shocked into a cold sweat, but years of birth and death still made him calm down quickly, "Hmph, I don't know what nonsense you are talking about as a monk, it's good that you are still vulgar, you don't have to wear a robe and mutilate an ignorant woman!" ”
But Yuan Tiangang on the ground was silent and kowtowed like pounding garlic, Yang Guang relieved himself a little and thought, even if you are an unpredictable prophet, even if you have crossed over, those shadowless meanings will be obtained in advance, and this is not over? No matter how you look at this guy, he is despicable, obscene, obscene and insidious, it must be a scourge to keep it, it is better to slaughter it now!
Anyway, now he especially understands Cao Ying's sentence: I'd rather I bear the people of the world than let the people of the world bear me!
Yuan Tiangang, who didn't have a door on his lips, saw the big girl and the little daughter-in-law, and wanted to double cultivate and return to the vulgar scum, he killed it, and it was considered to be doing the right thing for heaven, right?
Just when he was just killing, Yuan Tiangang, who was kneeling on the ground, got up like a roundworm in his stomach and whispered in his ear, "The second son still keeps a small cheap life, the second son can rest assured, as the saying goes, the secret of heaven cannot be revealed, and there is no second person in the world who can see the small things in the world." From then on, the little one was willing to lead the horse to the second son, kick down, serve tea, pour water, and have no regrets. ”
Yang Guangcai didn't believe his nonsense, and subconsciously reached out to take out a cigarette, there was wood, and there was nothing under the robe. He began to be irritable, how he hoped at this moment that there would be a soft China, and without a soft China, Hongta Mountain would be successful. But now, where to find cigarettes in these sad years?
Unless he goes home and makes his own car behind closed doors, producing and selling it himself. But relatively speaking, it was all a trivial matter, and he decided to test how much this demon knew and what the way it came from.
Stretched out his hand to pat Yuan Tiangang's shoulder and grinned, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I hate the use of violence the most." Is there a cigarette, a one? ”