Chapter 167: Uncle Li

Hua Xiong is a person who reacts very slowly, slow reaction does not mean stupid, these are two concepts, slow reaction you can see that he takes a long time to consider, and stupid is stupid, and it has nothing to do with anything else; According to Li Ru's instructions, after a fierce fight between Li Su and Lu Bu, either Li Su succeeded, and he didn't need to do anything, or Li Su died, but Li Su might bring a very powerful kill to Lu Bu, and it was just right for him to make a move at this time; But things always develop in a weird direction, Li Sujian went off the rails and won with a trick! Yes, anyway, judging from this fight, Li Su won! But he didn't kill the killer, Lu Bu was just left a mark on his face!

Seeing this, he originally wanted to leave, but the change was abrupt, and suddenly a little white face popped up, what is Li Xiaoxian? Then a rather murderous old man popped out and gave Lu Bu a hard time!

Hua Xiong didn't expect that the former scribe Li Su turned out to be such a fierce super general, Hua Xiong didn't expect Lu Bu to be injured one day! Dividing the two camps does not prevent him from worshiping Lu Bu, it's just that as a soldier, he has no choice!

Now what? Lu Bu's injury seems to be very serious, but don't forget that the tiger is dead, not to mention that he is not dead, and Li Su and Lu Bu should be old friends who have known each other for a long time, and they may be hindered by their own actions, what should I do?

Hua Xiong rode his Black Wind Beast, hanging far behind Lu Bu and the others, sitting on the back of the horse in a daze, holding a knife in his arms, and supporting his chin with his arm, suddenly, a flash of spiritual light! Hua Xiong clamped the horse's belly between his legs and ran forward!

"Bang Bang", Li Su Mimi's eyes whispered: "Someone is coming?" Huaxiong? What's going on with him? ”

It wasn't until the black tower-like Hua Xiong arrived that Li Mou saw clearly that it was him, compared to these super generals, his eyes and hearing were simply at the level of a grandmother with glasses!

"Huaxiong, what's the matter with you? Could it be that you're here to kill me? Lu Bu looked at Hua Xiong lightly and said, "Under my hands, my subordinates who can't even hold up thirty moves are defeated!" Do you want to die? ”

Hua Xiong clenched his fists and said fearlessly: "The military order is difficult to disobey!" I'm also forced to do it! Wen Hou was seriously injured, and I saw it too! If I can't take Wen Hou's surname in thirty moves, I will retreat when I see you from now on! ”

"Who do you think you are?" Who do you think you are? Domineering! Absolutely domineering! Lu Fengxian is really a hero! Insolent and confident! Qu stretched out his palm, Lu Bu stretched out three fingers: "If I can't defeat you in three moves and three moves, I will come from here!" ”

"Bongxian! Now is not the time to gas! You", Li Su anxiously persuaded Lu Bu in his heyday to make at least ten moves when facing Huaxiong, but now it is only three moves, which is completely impossible!

"Shut up!" , Lu Bu didn't speak, it was Li Kai who spoke, and Li said solemnly: "This is his pride!" The pride of the world's first general! If you let him avoid it, his life will be ruined, and it is better to die! ”

Lu Bu glanced at Li with appreciation, a little confidant, Fang Tian's halberd was slowly erected, head up, tail shaking hand, this is a weird starting style! Lu Bu raised his sword eyebrows defiantly: "Huaxiong, are you ready to die?" ”

Hua Xiong looked at Lu Bu resolutely, and the ghost head knife in his hand was across his chest: "Naturally! The posture in which he was ready to do defense at the beginning was this posture that made Lu Bu smile contemptuously! Hua Xiong - I'm afraid!

When facing Lu Fengxian, who can take it lightly? He's a beast! It's a monster! Lu Bu knocked his legs on the belly of the red rabbit horse, and the red rabbit horse ran forward excitedly, and the war horse also had a depressed time!

, his boss, Lu Bu, this is an arrogant and domineering person, he needs to bow his head in front of him, that Li Su is definitely not a good bird, his archery skills can shoot his own bird with one arrow, and the skinny little firewood dragon, that guy is an outlier, and that little white face

A group of three people and six horses, the only thing it can bully is probably the little white-faced war horse, and it can't afford to mess with anything else! As one of the four famous horses, the king of horses, only two or three miles away, its little liver has been trembling, sweat is constantly flowing, in short, it is too embarrassing!

"Hissβ€”β€”!" , The red rabbit horse neighed excitedly, and the big mouth opened to bite Huaxiong's black wind beast, Lu Bu snorted, expressing his dissatisfaction Red Rabbit was depressed again! Where could it understand Lu Bu's true intentions? He has to rely on strength, absolute strength! Don't mix anything with it!

War horses and weapons can be regarded as part of the strength of a general, no one will say anything about it, but Lu Bu is such an arrogant person, especially in his most powerful field!

"Pick up the β€”β€”!" , The Fang Tian painting halberd erected by Lu Bu smashed forward, Hua Xiong hurriedly parried, and the painting halberd fell and smashed on the knife shaft, but it didn't make an earth-shattering sound, just a bang, why? Because Lu Bu didn't use any force at all, he just controlled Fang Tian's halberd to come into a free fall!

Hua Xiong heard an angry roar in surprise, and Lu Bu turned Fang Tian's painting halberd with one hand, and the small branch on the halberd slashed towards Hua Xiong's head like a small branch spiral knife! Hua Xiong erected the ghost-headed broadsword lying across his chest, intending to intercept Lu Bu's attack!

"The third move! Break my β€”β€”! Lu Bu roared violently, and the rotating Fang Tian painting halberd hooked Hua Xiong's weapon, and his hands suddenly exerted force, and the ghost-headed broadsword flew out! Fang Tian's halberd was also placed on Hua Xiong's neck!

Hua Xiong closed his eyes and waited for death to come! What does it mean for a general to lose a weapon in battle? One word - death! It's also one of the most striking means!

Lu Bu took Fang Tian's painting halberd back and snorted coldly: "Serve? Still not convinced? During the struggle, Hua Xiong looked at Lu Bu firmly and spit lightly: "Dissatisfied!" Stubborn words, unyielding eyes, and persistent answers!

"Hahaha good! How can a military general give in when he is defeated by others? Only with a fearless heart can you become the best general! Lu Bu laughed, the wound between his chest and abdomen was torn and bleeding, and he didn't notice it;" Hua Xiong wait for you to go back, don't mention my existence, this is Wen Hou's condition for letting you go, you must abide by it, otherwise it will be - death! Li said lazily; Lu Bu turned around and asked fiercely, "What qualifications do you have to speak for me?" Li's hand spread: "If you listen to me, you will be obedient, and if you don't listen to me, something will happen!" You don't believe it? If you don't believe it, forget it, I have nothing to say! ”

"I can say yes!" , Hua Xiong took a deep look at Li, patted his horse and ran to the west: "Mr. Li has gone to Bishui Pass!" But he's not going to stop there! ”

"Sure enough, a nice smart guy!" , Li Kai exclaimed: "The enemy is in the light and I am in the dark, so that I have a better chance to take the initiative, and if I make a move with a master like Li Wenyou, any slightest advantage must be seized!" Huaxiong's promise, is it credible? ”

"Credible!" , Lu Bu frowned and said, "What if he doesn't agree to your request?" What are you going to do? Let me kill him? ”

"Stupid idea! Li Ru will execute you immediately for the crime of mutilating your comrades! I'm just scaring him! If he doesn't agree, I don't mind sending him outside the Union camp and executing him with the help of the Union army! Li Kai said lightly, as if talking about what to eat for breakfast; Lu Bu's heart trembled, this is the real murder without blood! Slightly turned his face to look at Li Su, Li Yaowu was also covering his chest, his heart and liver trembled, the two of them made up their minds that they must keep their distance from this goods, otherwise they will die in vain!

"Hey, hey, hey! Why are you two so far away from me? I'm not a beast of the wilderness, I'm just a scribe who has never killed a chicken! Seeing the distance between Lu Bu and Li Su and himself, Li shouted; Wipe! Although you are not a desolate beast, you are much more ferocious than a desolate beast! At least people appear to duel with you in the open, you are all conspiracies!

"The first condition! Don't be within three feet of me! Lu Bu unreasonably put forward this condition! Li was stunned: "Are you sure?" So casually put forward a condition? You must know that my abilities are not bad! Or are you sarcastic that I don't deserve to be with you? Yes? ”

"What's that, little sir! We didn't mean that! It's true! Really! You can get ahead of the curve! Li Su wiped his cold sweat and palpitated on his face, how could a strategist be so terrible?

Lu Bu suddenly found that there was another person in his life who he was afraid of! This fear is a feeling, an intuitive beast that is always able to feel the presence that threatens it at the first moment!

"Forget it! Lu Wenhou! You still have four conditions left, don't open your mouth lightly, let's think about it! It's really a rarity! Li's salesman generally sells his ability, just like the old bustard in the Qinglou recommends himself as a girl like a flower;" I haven't thought about it yet, so let's think about it! Lu Bu knew that he had wasted an opportunity, but he was not angry, and thought about it carefully; The Tiger Prison Pass was soon close at hand, and Lu Bu took the first step to call the Pass, and it was a dangerous move to transfer the Bishui Pass, so Li Ru did not forget his form after the victory, and mobilized troops and horses to open the Bishui Pass at the first time; He can foresee that the alliance army will not give up this opportunity, even if they can't capture Bishui Pass before him, they will rush to Bishui Pass as soon as possible, and launch an overwhelming attack while their foothold is not stable; The defenders of Tiger Prison Pass were mainly Guo Bi, supplemented by Fan Chou, leaving Guo Bi's 30,000 cavalry and Lu Bu's 40,000 horses, Guo Bi didn't know what Lu Bu was doing, he didn't care, opened the gate and let Lu Bu in, of course, he also had doubts; "Who are these two? Well, are you? Li Su? The handsome guy Guo looked up and down at Li Su in military uniform in surprise, and said with a smile: "Li Yaowu, you shouldn't be a general, right?" Aren't you a civil servant? ”

"Introduce yourself anew! The last will be - after Li Guang! Li Su, Li Yaowu! Of course, I'm also very good at counting grains and grass! Li Su chuckled and bowed; After Li Guang? Li Zhiran also said that he was Li Guanghou", Guo Yan muttered to himself, not seeing the essence in Li Su's eyes, and then he asked, "Who is this?" Where did it come from? ”

Without waiting for Lu Bu to speak, Li Mouren smiled and said, "My surname is Xiao!" You can call me Mr. Shaw! General Guo: Is it? I've heard your name! The general is a hero, the instrument is magnificent, the appearance is extraordinary, and he is a hero in the world at a glance! ”; is a person who likes to be praised by others, Guo Yan is no exception, even if there are still doubts in his heart, he still lowered his posture and talked to Li, it seems that it can be called a familiar sight, and the conversation is very happy!

"Sycophants!" , Comrade Lu Fengxian said sourly, why didn't he say this kind of thing to himself? Ay! People are more popular than dead people!

"Brother Duo Bing! The little brother is saying goodbye here! Look at Lu Fengxian's stinky face, hehe! It is estimated that there is no time for a cup of tea, and Li actually calls Guo Yan a brother and a brother! If you don't say anything else, you can't compare to this communicative ability, which Lu Bu can't compare; "How? Not bad, right? On the way to Lu Bu's military camp, Li Kai joked proudly, Lu Bu snorted, his nose was not a nose, and his eyes were not eyes: "What is there to be proud of?" Sycophants! ”

"Make a friend and make a relationship! Wen Hou! You're his arrogance! If you can turn in the knots, be approachable, and add this unparalleled courage in the world, you will become a generation of heroes! But you're just a general! Li Kai said earnestly; Arrogant? General? Is there any difference? Lu Bu was puzzled, he had never thought about this problem, Li Mouren smiled: "I can't help you with this kind of thing, you have to understand it yourself, even if I tell you you you can't do it, it's better not to say it!" In fact, there is only an invisible layer of separation between the two! You have to stab yourself! ”

"Wen Hou!" , "Wen Hou! When he arrived at Lu Bu's military camp, Li could really see Lu Bu's influence on these people, the people here were very fanatical, and they were all people who pinned their beliefs on Lu Bu; Outside the main camp, seven generals lined up, Zhang Liao, Gao Shun, Cheng Lian, Song Xian, Wei Xu, Cao surnamed and Hao Meng, saw Lu Bu hugging his fists in unison: "Wen Hou!" ”

"What? Wen Hou? Why don't you tell me about your favorite generals? Li Kai looked at everyone with interest, especially on a person who looked ordinary and silent, and looked at it for a long time: "This is General Gao Shun, right?" Judging people by their appearance is really not a good habit! ”

Lu Bu frowned, why did Gao Shun always stab his heart so much? "This is Zhang Liao! This is the surname Cao", Lu Fengxian still introduced the generals in his army to Li; Li Kai smiled and saluted one by one, and said: "I have learned some metaphysics in the next year, well, the seven generals are all very good generals, the one who can be called a general is this Gao Shun general, this General Zhang Liao is also very good, if you can learn more, you can also be called a general who is in charge alone, and the other five generals need to work hard!" ”

"Are you trying to sow discord among the generals in our army?" , Lu Bu's displeased rebuke; "Definitely! Definitely! The so-called meritocracy goes! Only the capable should be in a high position, this is benevolent! Otherwise, woe to you! I'm here to help you! You have to get your subordinates to set a standard! The strong are respected, this is the army, not somewhere else! Li Kai is not annoyed or angry; Lu Bu waved his sleeves angrily, what he hated most of these seven subordinates was Gao Shun, but the most capable was also Gao Shun, in addition to what he was most accustomed to was Zhang Liao and Wei Xu, Zhang Liao was because he had that ability, and Wei Xu was really a nepotism; Li Kai stretched out his hand at Li Su: "Yaoyao! Watch your eyes! Li Su didn't know how to answer, so he said hello to Zhang Liao and the others he knew; Who is this man? It seems to be very dragging! Wei Xu was very unhappy in his heart, Li's words were undoubtedly insinuating him, how could he be happy in his heart? So he secretly asked Li Su; Li Su was silent for a moment, and said solemnly: "Don't mess with him, he is a person who can't be provoked!" It's that simple! Didn't you see that Lu Wenhou, who had always been arrogant, was also swallowing his anger now? There are some things to count on him! We can't do it! ”

You don't need a knife to kill people, and you're talking about this kind of person who can turn countless people into the souls of the underworld by whispering a few words!

"Can't afford to mess with? What if you want to brush the tiger's whiskers? Wei Xu asked stiffly, and Li Su pouted: "If you pick up the tiger's whiskers, you should go and brush your brother-in-law!" This one really can't be messed with! Or I'll beat you! ”

Li Mouren patted Li Su on the shoulder, Li Su jumped to the side as if overreacting, and looked at him in horror: "Didn't you say okay, you can't touch me within three feet?" ”

Li Kai covered his forehead depressedly, and suddenly roared: "That's talking about Lu Bu!" You don't count! Do you understand? Do you understand! Bastard! Are you looking down on me? Yes? Believe it or not, I beat you up? Have you ever seen a punching bag? ”

"Uh, what's that? Mr. Li Xiao! What are the commands? Li Su wiped the sweat on his forehead, and was afraid of Li like a tiger, in fact, this is not a fear of a tiger, Lu Bu has a request for him, and he also asks for him, so on the basis of not offending him, this kind of fearful action will evolve; I am hungry! I want to eat meat! I'm going to eat a hare! Li made his request arrogantly, and then walked towards Lu Bu's camp, leaving a group of stunned people; Brother Li, are you sure", Zhang Wenyuan pointed to Li's figure, and Li Su sighed: "Sure!" All right! If you are idle, hurry up and hunt a few hares and come back, I'm hungry too! Ay! This is an uncle! It has to be supplied! ”

(To be continued)