Chapter 024: Spare Your Ass
Yue Shao'an traveled all the way, and searched for a long time, but he couldn't find the house where the dean was.
Alas! It's strange, I was here the day before yesterday, why can't I find it?
Yue Shaoan scratched his head, but he couldn't think of how to go.
In his heart, Wang Xuanshu cursed, at a critical moment, he actually dropped the chain, disappeared, and went for so long and didn't come back.
The Beijing-Hangzhou Academy covers a huge area, of which there are 100 optical halls, plus the houses where to stay, places to eat, rockeries, small lakes, and gardens are countless, and the paths are even more vertical and horizontal, as many as spider webs, Yue Shao'an has only been to the academy for a few days, and it is normal to not find it.
In desperation, Yue Shaoan had no choice but to walk towards the school again, those guys are here every day, and a few of them skip class and their kung fu is comparable to that of me back then, so I can find someone to lead the way.
Yue Shao'an touched his smart brain, the bag on his forehead seemed to have been swollen, put down his hand, and walked quickly. Soon, I saw two people squatting in the shade of the trees in front of me, not knowing what they were talking about! These two boys actually dare to openly resist disobedience and provoke my majesty, so let's catch it. Hey! Yue Shaoan smiled, and slowly leaned over.
"Zhuo Yan, don't cry all day long, be happy, I feel very uncomfortable seeing you like this!" Gao Chong patted Zhuo Yan's shoulder and whispered.
Zhuo Yan shook his head and said, "Gao Chong, there are some things that you don't understand, and I want to be happy, but—"
"What are you two little ones doing!" Yue Shaoan roared and hugged the necks of the two of them violently.
"Ahh
"Ahh
The two of them exclaimed in unison, looked back and said, "Mr. Yue? ”
"You two have to be punished for blatantly disobeying the system I have specified, do you know what to do?" Mr. Yue looked at the two of them with a wicked smile, blinked his eyes and said, "Go, both of them are afraid to go to the tree and pout their butts!" He said this, but his hands were still tightly wrapped around their necks and did not let go.
Zhuo Yan clenched his teeth and didn't gnaw, but Gao Chong said: "You hug so tightly, we live like this!" ”
"Oh! Forget about this stubble! Yue Shaoan let go of the two and said, "Tell me, whose ass is kicked first?" ”
"You're going to kick me alone!" Gao Chong patted his ass and said, "Look at my thick skin, it's okay to kick two more feet!" If you look at him again, he is born like a scholar, with a white face and tender skin, like a little white face, how can he stand your kicks a few times, kicking it badly, isn't he more reason not to go to school? ”
"Hmmm! Reasonable! Yue Shao'an nodded, pulled Gao Chong over, hugged his neck hard, and clamped his head into the armpit, before he said, "But why do I hear you scolding Huai like a mulberry?" Don't you look at Mr. Yue, I also have a fair face and delicate skin? ”
Gao Chong was a little out of breath by him, and broke his arm with his hand and said: "Mr. Yue, you misunderstood, how can this little white face say about you, how wise and martial you are, even if your skin is white, it is also a hero who can calm the territory and govern the country when he gets off the horse, how can he compare with him, don't you say?" ”
Damn, this kid's kung fu is about to catch up with me, telling such a bunch of lies that are not next to each other, his face is not red and his heart is not beating, his breathing is very gentle, and he is almost out of breath.
"Yue-Yue-Xian-Sheng-" Gao Chong was strangled by him and couldn't breathe, and he grabbed his arms with both hands and shouted with difficulty.
"Ouch-" Yue Shaoan hurriedly let go, I said why I was almost not angry, I dared to let me strangle.
He smiled and said, "Am I too strong?" If you're fine, you won't be able to, it seems that your neck is not strong enough! ”
"Cough-cough-" Gao Chong coughed twice, but did not say anything.
scolded in my heart, damn, can my neck be stronger than your arm? Why don't you compare your neck to my arm.
Zhuo Yan on the side really couldn't stand it, and frowned and said: "Gao Chong, don't beg him, just kick it, a manly man, you can't die if you take a few kicks." Afraid of what he does! ”
"Zhuo Yan-" Gao Chong squeezed his eyebrows and winked at him on the side, but he didn't stop him, the words still came out, and in desperation, he smiled bitterly! He stood aside, his face serious, and he no longer smiled.
"Hmmm! You two boys aren't bad! Gao Chong, you are very righteous, and it is his blessing that he has made you a friend. ”
Yue Shao'an patted Gao Chong's shoulder, turned his head to look at Zhuo Yan again, and said with a straight face: "You kid is not bad, you still have some backbone, like a man." If you give in today, maybe I'll kick it down. ”
After that, he pulled the two of them over by the arm, hugged their necks and said, "I will spare the buttocks of the two of you today, but the living crime cannot be escaped, and the death penalty can be avoided." And I will have great mercy on you and me for going out on errands. What do you think? Agreed? ”
Gao Chong and Zhuo Yan glanced at each other and asked in unison, "What are you doing?" ”
"Of course, it's an office business, don't worry about taking care of lunch at noon!" Yue Shao'an looked at the two of them and said with a wicked smile: "Maybe you can still meet a beautiful woman!" He blinked.
Gao Chong looked at Mr. Yue's expression, and said in his heart, this Mr. Yue is too *, right? This smile? But it's so fucking to my liking. At the moment, he endured the pain of the chest "banging", nodded and said, "Okay, I'll go!" ”
"Good!" Yue Shaoan clapped his hands and said, "What about you?" He looked at Zhuo Yan again.
Zhuo Yan looked at Yue Shao'an's sinister expression, glanced at it disdainfully, and was about to say something, when he suddenly saw Gao Chong looking at him expectantly, and sighed lightly: "I'll go too!" ”
"Hey, hey! Alright, then let's go, you two lead the way, go to the dean!" Yue Shaoan said with a smile.
"Looking for the Dean? Mr. Yue, what are you doing with the dean? Gao Chong said strangely: "Didn't you say that there are beautiful women?" ”
"Smack!" Yue Shaoan slapped him on the head angrily and said, "You little pervert, as your division commander, can I still lie to you?" There are so many beautiful women in the academy, you must meet a few on the way to the dean! ”
"That's okay-" Gao Chong's words were not finished, seeing Mr. Yue's tiger glare, he hurriedly closed his mouth, and saw that his face had returned to normal before he whispered: "You are not a few years older than us, a little pervert, old-fashioned appearance, people who don't know still think that you are as old as those old men." ”
"What are you muttering about? Are you speaking ill of me? Well? Mr. Yue's face sank and asked.
Gao Chong hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no!" I mean, you haven't said anything about the dean! ”
"Oh!" Yue Shao'an glanced at him suspiciously before saying, "Of course, looking for the dean is to solve the problem of funding, don't you see that today's equipment can't even bear the weight of a little girl?" Of course, I have to ask the old man of the dean to give some blood and fight a few sets of metal back. ”
"Little girl-" Even Zhuo Yan, who was silent on the side, stuck out his tongue, and Gao Chong's eyes widened and said, "Little, small-"
Mr. Yue sank his face and said, "What, do you have an opinion?" ”
Gao Chong hurriedly shook his head and said as if he was helping a wave: "No, no! Turning her head, she grinned and said in her heart, Sister Feng has become a little girl, this world is really unreasonable.
Gao Chong and Yue Shao'an teased all the way, Zhuo Yan followed them silently, and soon came to the dean's residence.
Gao Chong stepped forward and knocked on the door, and after a while, the door opened.
A young man dressed as a scholar came out of it and asked softly, "Who are you looking for?" ”
Gao Chong pulled Zhuo Yan and said, "The two of us are students of Junlan Academy!" He pointed at Yue Shao'an and said, "This is our gentleman, let's talk to the dean about something." ”
The scholar looked at Yue Shao'an and said, "Excuse me, are you Mr. Yue?" ”
"Well, I am!" Yue Shaoan nodded, and said in his heart, alas! Am I already that famous? Even a little scholar knows me?
The scholar seemed to see his thoughts, and said softly: "The dean mentioned you yesterday, but it was really unfortunate that you came, the dean went out just now." ”