Chapter 51: Which kid are you playing?
"I'll fuck your uncle!"
It wasn't Wu Lao Er who scolded, Wu Lao Er looked over, but the person sitting next to him scolded in a low voice. Secretly laughing, 'I am not alone', Wu Lao Er whispered to the buddy: "I don't know where this brother is in office?" ”
The man was only about thirty years old, his face was white and handsome, and he exuded a feminine aura all over his body, and Wu Lao Er felt that he should be the same professional as himself - a eunuch. Wu Lao Er was also very puzzled, it is said that there is not much difference between eunuch professionals and normal people, why does this person make people know that he is a eunuch at a glance? It's really rare.
The man was immediately shocked when he saw his colleagues around him asking him, and when he heard that he was going to write a suicide note, he immediately scolded, purely out of affection, out of his heart, and subconsciously. But I forgot what kind of place this is, cursing the Holy One or the Dome like this would cause great trouble. Immediately hearing the question of his colleague, he was also relieved, and then remembered that most people should want to scold at this time.
I looked at the people around me, and it was strange to see that this person was so young and had the opportunity to sit here. He replied in a low voice: "In Xiaqingyang County, Jinyi Weidu commanded Zhang Rang, who is the little brother?" ”
Wu Lao Er said: "The younger brother is the commander of the Jinyi Guard of Daye City, and he will have to fight for his life together in a few days, and I ask my brother to take care of him." ”
Zhang Rang sighed and said: "Who said no, alas, I just accepted the sixth concubine, and it was only three days after entering the door, if this is alas, it's a pity that everyone takes care of each other, how can you think about assassinating the generals of the murderers, the military camp is heavy, how difficult is that!" It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a lifetime of nine deaths! ”
Wu Lao Er didn't listen to what the guy said at all, and patronized the sixth concubine in the other party's mouth. Your sister, Lao Tzu is still a virgin? Just said that it's easy to deal with family affairs? Not long ago, Lao Tzu was still sighing that this little day was comfortable, there were not many official duties every day, there was a lot of free time, there was no shortage of money, there was a house, and the daughter-in-law would enter the door in nine months, you now let me write a suicide note, not to mention, but also specially arranged for a dead eunuch with six concubines to sit next to me, Wu Lao Er really wanted to ask God what he thought.
No amount of talk is useless, this plan is already the final plan. Liu Jinmei said in his name that everyone discusses, and the big guy thinks of a way to be a god, and he deceives the ghost! I didn't give these people a chance to speak.
Wu Lao Er suppressed his inner dissatisfaction and wrote a suicide note. There is no way, those who work for others do not have the freedom to start their own businesses, and the safety factor is still high.
After writing the suicide note, Wu Lao Er began to name him again, originally wanted to bring Duan Tianbao and Yuan Jiang, Yuan Hai, Zhang San, and Li Si with him, but after thinking about it, he only wrote the names of Duan Tianbao, Yuan Hai, and Zhang San. I don't know for what reason, Wu Lao Er doesn't trust Li Si very much, maybe this person is because of the Li family in Hanoi? This kind of work that needs to earn your life, it's better not to take that guy, in case that guy is bad, it won't be beautiful to put your own life in it. As for Yuan Jiang, Wu Lao Er pondered that it would be better to let someone watch Li Si at home. Yuan Jiang is much more shrewd than his younger brother, and there shouldn't be any mistakes with him. After thinking about it, Wu Lao Er added two more people named Liu Shuangxi and Jinsha. These two are also good and shrewd people. Wu Lao Er didn't know how he would be grouped at that time, just thinking that two more of his own people might be safer.
After everyone handed in the list and suicide note, Liu Jin knocked lightly on the table and said, "I know that it will be difficult for you to come back unharmed this time, but as a citizen of the empire and an official of the imperial court, there are some things that you have to do." If any of you dies in the line of duty, I promise that a small amount of the court's pension will be handed over to your relatives. ”
After listening to Liu Jin's words, everyone was silent, perhaps out of reluctance to give up their lives, and they all showed expressions of affection. Wu Lao Er didn't speak, who made him, like everyone else, have little confidence in his future.
There is no impassioned oath, and there is no determination to die for the country. When it comes to really facing life and death, few people can deal with it calmly, including people like Wu Lao Er who wore it inexplicably.
Seeing that everyone didn't speak, Liu Jin sighed and said, "Don't think about it, it's useless to think too much, let's go back and arrange the things at hand and reunite with your family for a while." Before the twentieth day of December, everyone gathered in the palace of the envoy under the command of Wu Sangui in Daye City, and the governor himself sat in the town, which was large enough to avoid crowds and at the same time. In addition, I won't say much about confidentiality, including those nominated by you, without prior notice. When it's time to go, just tell them together. ”
Liu Jin stood up and looked around, with a solemn expression on his face, and said, "Since the secret rider in the Black Jade Country can know their plan in advance and pass it back to us, then everyone must know that the spies of the Black Jade Country also have this ability." For the sake of everyone's safety, this matter must be kept strictly secret, even the family members can't reveal the slightest, otherwise out of the basket, no one will have the face to face the colleagues who have suffered misfortune because of this! ”
Wu Sangui was not stupid enough to think that Liu Jin didn't know what he was doing in Daye City, in fact, what he did was not a secret in itself. And he finally knew the difference between Liu Jin talking about the two titles of 'our family' and 'me', when he said 'me', Liu Jin's posture was not high, just like ordinary colleagues and friends. And when he says 'our family' or 'this governor', he speaks as the governor of Dongchang and the leader of all Jinyiwei. This also shows Liu Jin's mentality when he speaks and the content of his words, although it is useless to say it this time, but in the future communication with Liu Jin, this is a very obvious signal.
In Liu Jin's repeated confessions, everyone left the Dongchang Yamen in silence. Wu Lao Er had to wait for Master Hai Dafu, so he walked slowly. Saying hello to Zhang Rang, who was hurrying away, Wu Lao Er stood by the gate thinking about his thoughts.
"What's the matter, little monkey, looking half-dead?"
Wu Lao Er raised his head and said to Hai Dafu: "Master, your apprentice has just been married, and you have such a task, how can you not think about it." ”
Hai Dafu said in surprise: "Yo, just you, a little monkey, which girl, is still married to you?" ”
The two chatted while walking to Hai Dafu's house, and Wu Lao Er said: "You may not know each other, but you must have heard that it is the youngest daughter of the Xia Shi family, and the two parents just set it before coming here, and it is the eighth day of the eighth month of August after the New Year." ”
Hai Dafu said happily: "Okay, little Guizi, I actually entered the eyes of Xia Shi." I've heard about his youngest son, and there are few people in the capital who don't know. "Let's click, I clicked my mouth, Hai Dafu said: "I didn't expect you to be able to marry his daughter, not bad, yes, I will let your master cook a few good dishes, and I will congratulate you in advance as a master." ”
"Hehe, thank you, Master, I don't look at who your apprentice is, let alone summer, autumn and winter, as long as we fall in love, can we still run out of the palm of your apprentice's hand?"
Seeing Wu Lao'er's snort, Hai Dafu said: "You little monkey cub don't blow with our family, what good can you do except steal and play tricks, maybe how did you deceive other girls." Maybe, you broke in when someone was taking a shower, looked at their body, and made people have to marry you. ”
Wu Lao Er sweated one, although the process was not the process that Hai Dafu thought, but the result was really little. "Master, what are you kidding, you see, you see"
Wu Lao Er stood in place and pulled Hai Dafu's sleeve for him to take a look, Hai Dafu said: "Look at what, look at it, no matter how you look at it, it's a monkey cub, what?" Could it be that he became a big monkey in just a few days? ”
Wu Lao Er said helplessly: "Don't bring such a person, Master, how can you say that we are also dignified and dignified." Although there is no supreme appearance, it is also a dragon and phoenix among people! is more superior in martial arts, resourceful, well-read, and respectful of teachers, no matter how you say it, it is not a good match. ”
Hai Dafu shook his head and smiled: "Actually, you have a serious temperament and the dragon and phoenix among people, what you said is really the same." When will you be able to sharpen your temperament, you little monkey, you are not far from the breath. ”
Wu Lao Er said unconvinced: "Let's not talk about the dragon and phoenix among people, Master, do you think I am not good now?" ”
"Oh, don't be unconvinced, you're really not promising. Tell me, apart from King Zhao, what other backers do you have? How many people will help you if something happens? If you don't count me, is there a palm of your hand? ”
Wu Lao Er was speechless, because what Hai Dafu said was right, it was more than a palm, and when he went to King Zhao and Hai Dafu, it seemed that there would be no more. Liu Jin is barely one? It probably depends on people's moods. However, Wu Lao Er is not depressed, because he has not yet found a circle for himself, it is not that he can't. With the experience of his previous life, is it difficult to make a few friends? Of course, it's not difficult, but the time to come out is too short, and I haven't poured out the time to make friends.
Thinking of this, Wu Lao Er said to Hai Dafu: "It's not your apprentice who blows, I don't have time now, wait for this incident, and then go back to Daye City, I will have time to arrange those things." As long as I want, you should trust in the abilities of your disciples. ”
This time, Hai Dafu nodded, "That's right, the time you came out is still too short, you will be in power as soon as you leave the palace, this is your advantage, and sometimes it is also a disadvantage, you have to master this yourself." ”
Wu Lao Er nodded and said, "Don't worry, this master, why can't we lose your old man's face." ”
Looking at Wu Lao'er's hippie smiling face, Hai Dafu's mood was also relieved. This mission is like a mountain in everyone's hearts, and no one can face it calmly. The reason why the two of them haven't talked about this mission until now is that they want to talk about some light topics first, which is too depressing. And it's not a good place to talk about these confidential things on the street.
Don't look at Wu Lao Er, who doesn't seem to have much respect for Hai Dafu, and always 'me' and 'me' when he speaks, but in fact, he is really full of respect for this old eunuch in his heart. Perhaps it is because people in this world and this era are like this, and they rarely hide their secrets when they teach their disciples. Although Hai Dafu can't teach his kung fu to Wu Lao Er, Wu Lao Er's ability to have the current ability Hai Dafu is definitely the first merit. Without his unreserved explanation of various classics and imparting all kinds of knowledge, with the semi-literate foundation of Wu Laoer's previous life, he would never have realized the "Treasure of the Heavenly Treasure". And without "The Treasure of the Heavens", the other star-picking hands and nine death forces are just talking.
Therefore, Wu Lao Er's respect for Hai Dafu is even higher than that of his biological parents. He also made up his mind, this mission, he must ensure that Hai Dafu can return safely, even if it is himself, even if he is seriously injured, it doesn't matter. He still has to think about the matter of exchanging his life for his life.
After coming to Hai Dafu's house in a short time, the two entered the study one after another, and after ordering no one to come in, Hai Dafu said: "This mission, the front is still simple, and the back task is simply to send death, I really don't know what the saint thinks." ”
Wu Lao Er was shocked, "Master is saying that this mission was assigned by the Holy Lord?" Can't it, is the matter of the East Factory still used to be skilled? ”
Hai Dafu glanced at Wu Lao Er, and said with hatred: "Dongchang and Dark Cavalry are the private army of the Holy Lord, what can be done directly to the sky on weekdays, don't you know?" ”
Seeing Wu Lao Er shaking his head, Hai Dafu said again: "Didn't I tell you before?" ”
"Yes, but I thought at least the prime ministers could command us. If this is the case, Your Majesty will take care of everything every day, where will he have the extra time to deal with the affairs of Dongchang and the Secret Horse? ”
"Usually I don't bother Your Majesty, unless something big happens, the Governor will enter the palace to face the Holy Details. For example, this time, in fact, the matter of the assassins of the Black Jade Kingdom is not too big, but it is not easy for us to think about assassinating back, and we need to use the inside line of the dark horse. And the governor can't control people in this matter, so he must report to the saint, and the saint will give an edict to the dark horse. ”
Seeing that Wu Lao Er nodded, Hai Dafu continued: "Your Majesty heard that the people of the Black Jade Country are so arrogant, and our Jinyi Guard is indeed quite embarrassing, so I thought about giving the Black Jade Country some color. The Duke's plan originally did not include a military camp assassination, because His Majesty felt that if he just relied on the gourd to draw a scoop, he would not be able to show the majesty of our White Jade Kingdom, and the war was in a stalemate on the front line, so the Marquis of Wei sent a message to His Majesty saying that the war would be stopped this year, and at least the troops could not be sent after the beginning of spring next year. And if the war is stopped, our soldiers will have to withdraw to Baishan City, otherwise they will be in the ice and snow in the wild, and I am afraid that the soldiers will not be able to stand it. In this way, the advantage that he had a while ago was in vain, so His Majesty added such a task to the East Factory, which was also to express his dissatisfaction with the East Factory. Alas, Wei Chengping is used to it, in recent decades, he has always dealt with the gangsters and green forest people, and this time he will sneak into the enemy's ** camp" Speaking of this, Hai Dafu shook his head and sighed before continuing: "I really don't know how many people can come back." ”
Wu Lao Er was silent, even Hai Dafu said so, he couldn't think about it. I don't know what the plan will be yet, so I can only act when the time comes, and try to save my life.
Thinking about his leisurely afternoon, Wu Lao Er really wanted to look up to the sky and shout: "God, where are you playing with me?" ”
Seeing that Wu Lao Er was silent, Hai Dafu comforted him and said: "It's okay, your kid is a monkey, and the teacher once told you his fortune, and the hexagram shows that you definitely didn't die this year, so there's nothing to worry about." ”
Wu Lao Er's head was full of black lines, "Please, Master, your old man learned the kung fu of the Zongheng family, right?" And it won't be assembled until December 20, so it's going to be next year when the barracks mission comes, so you're lying too obviously. ”
Hai Dafu smiled: "I know that you kid is not so easy to deceive, I'm teasing you." ”
Tease you, tease you, tease you, tease you
Wu Lao Er really wanted to say, "Teasing your sister, teasing!" ”