Chapter 394: Banana Boat

The poem says: The fire flows in July, and the clothes are given in September. At dusk, when the meteor falls from the west and the temperature begins to cool, it is also a beautiful thing to light a bonfire, roast the whole sheep, and have a Mongolian girl dance for a while.

Perhaps, people all over the world could not have imagined that the three ladies of Shunyi, who had a prominent reputation, would actually dress like a little girl in her first love, with peach blossoms on her face, singing and dancing around the bonfire, just for Bo Qinglang to smile, Chitu Hatun is thirty years old, but it is in response to that saying that the old house is on fire and burns fast.

These two months, perhaps the happiest time in the life of the third lady, although she knows very well that Xiao Langjun always has to leave, but, mature thoughts are partial to the hot delicate body, every time it gets dark, she wants to roll into the tent, not ashamed, so skinless and faceless to serve the young and energetic uncle.

Even the children are only catty. Ma Lin was jealous of the enthusiasm of the three ladies, and in the end, it developed into a threesome must have my teacher, so that the good official expressed his inner apologies to the sister Chiyo who was far away in Ningbo, and worked the other hand, just as the end of the fairy tale wrote, the prince and princess have lived a life surnamed Fu since then.

These said, the Mongol tribes of Monan have been almost closed, most of the twelve parts of Tumut show respect for the legitimate surname of the rule of the three ladies, there is a [***] great lama prophecy to mention the Buddha mother, and there is the Xuanfu Governor Wu Feng support, the Xuanfu Governor Wu Feng is drunk, the number of Fengsan people, quite a wonderful person, actually said in public: I admire Yusan people the most in my life, a "White Lady" singing book is really full of paper clouds, I hate not to be Xu Xian, instead, to get this demon in the truth, goodness and beauty of the wife...... Look, what a roundabout way for the literati to pat on the back, you know that he is the fart of the uncle of the country, but what people say tactfully! Do you think this record book is well written? Okay, do you say the white lady is beautiful? Beauty, will you pat your thigh and say I should replace the other? Yes, do you want to be a beautiful wife? Think...... Okay! Where is this sycophancy, this is the resonance of truth, goodness and beauty among literati!

To be honest, people are wholeheartedly patting on the back, and they will naturally try their best to spread such rumors to the ears of good officials.

This Wu Feng has just taken office not long ago, and he is also quite keen on fame, but since the middle of Jiajing, he has survived for so many years before he becomes the governor of Xuanfu, and he is quite unwilling in his heart!

The Ming Dynasty is valued by Beijing officials, and the governor of Xuanfu listens to the majesty, like the emperor of the soil on the ground, but all the scholars regard entering the court as an official as the greatest praise, Wu Feng feels that his qualifications are already enough, not to mention entering the cabinet, it is always okay to enter the sixth department! But the widow slept, and there was no one up there! Sensei said that he had entered the sixth department, and he was the governor of Xuanfu like him, and he didn't have the title of military department, so he didn't speak very well.

And after he tactfully patted the good official's fart, the good official suddenly understood, reciprocated the peach, and immediately used the eight hundred miles of the Jinyi Wei system to expedite it, and sent a piece of music to the head of Beijing, Xuanda Jiliao four towns sent troops, Xuanfu Governor Wu Feng assistant grain and grass logistics is really meritorious, is a capable member, Wanli looked at the brother-in-law's performance, and smiled at the moment, there is a good wife's family, it is really a lot of help, it is better than the father, not only does it not help, but also drags its feet everywhere...... His wife's family of Emperor Longqing, isn't it the family of the Marquis of Wuqing, what did the Marquis of Wuqing do? resold military uniforms, shoddy, and was impeached by the imperial historian to the world, which made the royal family shameless.

And his brother-in-law will also help him win over people, and immediately asked the celebrant to draft a central order: Wu Feng, the governor of Jiaxuan Mansion, and the right attendant of the Rong Political and Military Department.

This decree can also directly promote people, but the legal procedure is slightly imperfect, easy to be criticized, but this time the cabinet and the military department did not pull the emperor's back, one is reasonable and modest, is the merit of the people, or more real, after all, the merits of the four towns of Xuanda Jiliao are there, secondly, Wanli raised his eyebrows for a while, the people said that there is food in their hands, and they are not panicked, Wanli's mood at this time is about the same, he has silver in his hands, a large amount of silver, and he is not panicked, unlike before, when there was no money in the inner treasury, You have to ask the household department with a shy face, and the household department often replies with a straight face [Your Majesty, the household has no money], which can choke you half to death.

Didn't you say that [the whole world is not the king's land, and the shore of the land is not the king's minister]? Is the emperor asking for silver?

Bah! You also believe this, Mencius also said that [the people are precious]! But when has Xiaomin ever been expensive?

Da Ming Xiucai kills people and falsely accuses others, even if he loses the lawsuit, according to Da Ming Law, high crimes absorb low crimes, and in the end it is only two years in prison, and Xiucai's fame has an advantage, [no example], that is to say, if it is not executed immediately, in the end, it is a fine of silver, which is different from the sentence of two years after the powerful people in later generations hit someone to death?

Sensei said that in the past, even after 500 years, Xiaomin is still a small people, and some words can only be seen in books, and they can never be taken seriously.

Therefore, Wanli's will this time was extremely smooth, and it was immediately stamped by the cabinet, and the Ministry of War signed and issued, not to mention Wanli's pride, when did my will be so smooth? After Wu Feng, the governor of Xuanfu, was appointed, he was so happy that he danced with his hands, this time he really got what he wanted, how could he not be happy?

This governor has the title of the right attendant of the Ministry of War and does not have the title of the right attendant of the Ministry of War, the difference can not be calculated, the governor of the world, there are not many people with the title of the Ministry of War, not to mention the addition of an assistant Rong Zheng, which is similar to what the officialdom of later generations said [into the norm], with this assistant Rong Zheng, that is to say, even if it is a matter of the Ministry of War, he also has the right to raise his hand to speak, although this right to speak is not heavy, but it is also his own voice! How many people in the world can make their voices heard in the military department?

Sure enough, I still have a future with Uncle Guodu!

Wu Feng couldn't help but be overjoyed, and sent elite troops to Monan to express his condolences to Sanniangzi to take over, which is equivalent to the joint military exercises that later generations said, or military visits, Sanniangzi used to often bring people into the customs to condole, there was a Ming Dynasty, maybe the years when Sanniangzi was in power, it was the best era of relations between Ming and Mongolia.

At this time, the border army was not as erosive as it was later, although tens of thousands of military horses were taken away by the general soldier Dong Yiyuan, but there were many who remained who were still elite, and there were orders from the governor with the rank of the right attendant of the military department, and a general who was ordered to go out of the plug was like a fall and picked up a gold ingot, and he grinned so much that he grinned to the back of his teeth.

The three ladies have the double righteous title of the Buddha Mother (religious theocracy) and the Ming Shunyi Lady (orthodox imperial power), and there are soldiers and horses in their hands, and their words are naturally extraordinarily hard, and there are tribes that do not respect orders, just eat them in one bite, both soft and hard, and they have become the largest force in Monan, and there are no two for a while.

"Zuo Biography" cloud: [Its rise is also vigorous, and its death is also sudden!] It's about the change of dynasties, and the truth is actually applicable to the whole world, just like some super companies in later generations, watching him acquire and go public all the way...... thrived, in fact, after careful analysis, at the beginning, it was a few young people who were tinkering together, and within a few years, they got up.

This thing, the ancients called it the general trend, later generations often write this kind of deeds into biographies to inspire people, encourage others, as long as you work hard, you can too, in fact, it is probably impossible to copy.

Just like a good official, at the age of thirteen, he killed people and wrote poems and invited the world to become famous, and immediately became a famous man, and then went to Fusang, subdued Zhuyi, and after returning to China, he changed Cao into the sea, played with his hands, and started a war with Luzon, robbed countless goods, and then entered the nine sides, persuaded Ning Yuanbo Li Chengliang, the four towns joined forces to go out of the fortress, and the beheading level was numerous, and the people of the nine sides worshiped [Killing Maocai Master], and then, subdued the Tuman Khan, subdued the three ladies, and set the bottom ......of the desert in the south and the north of the desert Look at these things, that is, in the past two years, if someone writes his story into a biography for the world to study carefully, others may also think that this thing can be done in exchange for me, just like the uncle who waved willows under the willow in Nanzhili, thinking that everyone is the uncle of the country, you can do it, why can't I do it? But in fact, he really can't do it, this is called the general trend, without that luck, you can't do it if you have the opportunity, although the luck is so ethereal.

Just like Emperor Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang, a monk became the founding monarch, could it be that he could become an emperor by studying his biography? How could it be! After all, it is still a general trend.

Therefore, the general trend of the three ladies together, the so-called seventy-two road Taiji, suddenly became a floating cloud, the death of the death of the fall, the country of Linge Taiji at this time to see, can't help but rejoice, fortunately they surrendered early, not only to save the tribe, to help the uncle of the capital to enter Beijing to do things, knocked to see the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, and was even praised, in the words of the Han people, really, time, life, luck...... And the good official, sitting on the beauty, watching the red rabbit Hatun dancing under the reflection of the bonfire, the tender lamb of the barbecue made a sizzling sound on the fire, from time to time there was a fat dripping, really fat, next to Bao Iman Behori two people to serve, and the Great Khan on the desert is no different?

He also stayed in Mo Nan for a long time, at this time Mo Nan was determined, and there was no need to pretend to cover it up, this was like a cheating affair between men and women, which was always covered up at the beginning, and then everyone became familiar with it, and it didn't matter if he was naked, it was probably a truth, so those Fusang Jianhao and a brocade guard under him rushed to Mo Nan, and even Master Shan Chixia specially transferred five thousand elite Kyushu firearms soldiers and five hundred Kunlun slaves.

Li Baoer looked at the Chitu Hatun who was singing and dancing, and her heart was quite delicious, how long has it been? This dead man hooked up with someone else, and he was actually such an old woman, he was really angry.

She looked at the red rabbit Hatun's cheeks, the sun on the grassland is good, it is sunburned, more beautiful than the rouge rubbing, at this time a dance, fragrant sweat relish, more energetic and beautiful, especially she dances [saber dance], is a kind of vigorous dance, when spinning, the skirt is like an open snow lotus, the four corners of the inlaid silver bells jingle the bell, a gold inlaid jade Damascus steel forged saber is like dancing in the hand, I have to say, at this time, the red rabbit Hatun is like a fairy on the grassland, It's breathtakingly beautiful.

With a bang, a piece of wood in the bonfire was cracked, and a piece of spark exploded, and the Chitu Hatun general danced a knife flower, and the charcoal fire was splashed everywhere, like a firefly in the moonlit night, and the obedient official couldn't help but reach out and stroke his palm.

Chitu Hatun turned around, and a snow lotus bloomed in his skirt, and then he turned to the good official, stretched out the saber, his eyes flowed, and he seemed to smile and said: "Good official, do you look at my beauty!" ”

The obedient official laughed twice, his face was not so thick, but he now knew about the spicy and straightforward Mongolian woman, and secretly reached over to hold Chitu Hatun's soft wattle and pinched it, what does this mean, Chitu Hatun naturally knows, Xiao Langjun's face is thin, embarrassed to say, smiled at the moment, put the knife back into the sheath, took a leather bag of mare's milk wine from the side, and said with a smile: "I heard that there was a princess in the Tang Dynasty, the poem said, the sword danced in all directions, and wanted to make the guests look at it, and the pro-Daruo liked, Drink this wine......"

Not far from the side, Li Baoer suddenly had goosebumps all over her body, and her teeth were sore, phew! This old woman is really going to make waves.

The words of the third lady have the taste of the combination of Yi and Han, and the obedient officials can't help but feel heavy, why? Didn't you hear the third lady call him [Qinda]? As a person who has studied "Golden Vase Plum", how can he not know what [pro-Dada] means! Immediately swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Seeing that the obedient official took the leather bag, Bao'er couldn't help it, and said to him, "The lord is also a well-known celebrity in the world, why don't you make a poem for Mrs. Chitu, and save Mrs. from saying that the sword weapon dances in all directions, and wants to make the guests take a look." ”

This sentence came from the Tang Dynasty, and wanted to make the guests feel good, but this sentence was from the Southern Song Dynasty, Li Baoer can be regarded as a talented woman, so she naturally picked up the thorns of the three ladies.

The princess of the Holy Lake is not very knowledgeable, so naturally she can't hear it, so she has some of the meaning of the second monk, blinking her big blue eyes, looking at Mao Lilan, which means, what is this talking about?

Mao Lilan bowed her head, in terms of pampering, she is not as good as all the girls, so she naturally has to learn to be low-key.

The obedient official took a look, hurriedly made a round, rolled his eyes, and immediately stole a poem, "Okay, make a poem...... Lingwu is known as Gao Yu Shi Cong, and he lives in the clouds. The beauty learns the sword and dances the dragon and the bird, and can bend the elephant and kill the bow. There are no horses under the city, and there are guests and Rong in front of the tent. I don't know who is the first person to make the Western Expedition. ”

When Li Bao'er heard this, she snorted and laughed, "Master, when we don't read?" This is obviously Wang Zhideng's poem, that is, the sentence [Beauty Learns to Dance Fish Intestine Sword] was changed to [Beauty Learns Knife and Dances Dragon Sparrow], Daxia Dragon Sparrow, but there are allusions, I don't know, I was really blinded by you, master...... Having said that, this shouldn't be the case! Under the city, there is no beard to drink horses? Hehe...... "As he spoke, he covered his mouth and laughed, Hu, barbarian, this Mrs. Chitu in front of her is an authentic Hu girl, barbarian.

The Ming Dynasty regards the countries as barbarians, Li Baoer's mentality is very normal, just like the Citi country in later generations, don't you also think that wearing a hat and wearing a cardigan clothes is the [demolition] of the country, if you can [Kung Fu], then it is even more [demolishing that] the country. Most of the women around the partial-born and obedient officials are barbarians, and it is inevitable that Li Baoer will have this mentality.

When the obedient official heard this, his face was embarrassed, Wang Zhideng, a famous man in the south of the Yangtze River, and Ma Xianglan, a famous person on the Qinhuai River, had a relationship with him in Nanjing, so he had to hide it.

The third lady glanced at Li Bao'er, and deliberately whispered in a whisper that Bao'er could hear in the ear of the obedient official: "Mo Li, wait for the evening, I will make you a twenty-four bridge moonlit night ......" said, and glanced slightly at Li Bao'er, Li Bao'er suddenly froze, snatched a piece of roast mutton that had just been cut from Bao Yiman's hand, took a bite of hatred, and stared at the obedient official while chewing, as if he was biting the obedient official.

The expression of the obedient official suddenly became the word [囧], and now he likes the bright moon night of the twenty-four bridges, and all the wives and concubines seem to know, even the princess of the holy lake once held a milk banana and asked him, My forehead passes, do you like me to treat you like this, and then took a big bite of the banana.

The southern part of the Celestial Empire is the origin of bananas, with a history of cultivation of more than 2,000 years, and in the Tang Dynasty, it was recorded that the cheese mountain was made from milk bananas and cheese after freezing, and it was estimated that it was similar to the banana boat ice cream in later generations, so this thing was not a rare thing, but Baikal Darayi was like this, and it still made the good officials embarrassed.

This kind of ability, one depends on talent, some women can be very deep, some women will vomit a little deeper, so they have to come shallowly, some women eat milk bananas and throw flattering eyes, so that your heart shakes, some women are obviously very hard-working, but look at her blushing neck and thick appearance, where is there a trace of aesthetics? Therefore, this degree of refreshment is naturally different, the world is different, and the talent is so that it cannot be forced.

Second, be thick-skinned, like the third lady, very cheerfully said, I eat milk bananas at night, and I don't care about other wives and concubines next to me, but like Li Bao'er, maybe occasionally blushing and saying, the slave gave the master a twenty-four bridge bright moon night, but let her say it in public like the third lady, but she couldn't say it anyway, so she was naturally deflated.

At this time, Princess Marlene leaned over to the obedient official and shook him coquettishly, "I want to eat the banana boat." The good official's face darkened, he really had nothing to say, looking at Mao Lilan, who had not spoken, he couldn't help but say: "It's still Lan Ji who is honest!" ”

Mao Lilan is not stupid now, and he will form a gang, so he smiled lightly at the moment, covered his lips and whispered: "The concubine also likes to eat banana boats." If she didn't say this, didn't she mean that she was the only one of these women who knew the truth? Isn't that hated by all women?

Seeing her like this, the obedient official had no choice but to smile bitterly, but fortunately, he could still make fun of the bitterness, and pointed to Mao Lilan and said, "Lan Ji! I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that you with such thick eyebrows and big eyes also betrayed the revolution......" can be regarded as a kind of self-deprecation.

At this embarrassing time, Risa Sugatani hurriedly came, "Your Highness, Erguo Lingetaiji asks to see you." When the obedient official heard this, he was just about to break the siege, "Hurry up and let him come." ”

When the third lady saw him like this, she smiled deliciously, and her starry eyes were like mist.

Suddenly, Erguo Linge Taiji arrived, and first did the most respectful etiquette of the Mongolians, and the obedient official smiled and said: "Taiji, hard work, how did this trip to Yanjing City go?" ”

Erguo Lingetaiji's face was full of joy, "Congratulations to Uncle Guo, Uncle Hexiguo, Niangniang gave birth to the prince, long live the joy, give the name Chang Ling, when I left Yanjing City, the cabinet was discussing, whether to add a concubine to Niangniang, or an imperial concubine ......"

(To be continued)