Chapter 251: Opening Your Eyes and Telling Nonsense

Looking at Zhang Biao, who was in charge of the Dongchang Execution, gritted his teeth and jumped straight to the cheeks, the obedient official sneered in his heart, and he was worried that the monkey would not be able to find a chicken to kill! You jumped out automatically, it's really interesting, if I don't cut you, wouldn't I be sorry for your kindness.

Nowadays, Suzhou Mansion is full of wealthy businessmen, who doesn't want to bite a bite of fat, roughly calculated, about 30% of the Ming wealthy businessmen ran to Suzhou or sent henchmen to Suzhou, all staring at Uncle Zheng Guo, like a good official with Ruo Yiruo shopping, he is almost certain that at least hundreds of people are staring at him, without it, those businessmen only ask him Uncle Zheng Guo's first-hand information, if he doesn't keep an eye on it, others eat meat and drink soup by themselves.

With so many people watching the play, the good official naturally wants to sing a good show for those people, so that others can know what is called a luxurious uncle.

The civil official scolds the emperor, isn't it just a clear name, impeaching the old man, the same is true, but whether it is scolding the emperor or impeaching the old man, what do you ask them to impeach the governor of Dongchang, the eunuch of the imperial horse, these civil servants will suddenly be afraid of three points, people are rational animals, such as the impeachment of the cabinet elder, the celebrant and the eunuchs are afraid that they will be happy to watch jokes on the side, if you impeach the elder of the cabinet and impeach the eunuch of the ceremonial eunuch two days later, then you are brainless, and you are looking for a dead end, even if it is the world-famous Hai Rui Haigangfeng, who has impeached countless people, but, He has never impeached Mr. Zhang.

Isn't Zhang Juzheng greedy? In and out of the twenty-four sedan chairs, there are even corridors and miniature gardens in the sedan chairs, dozens of concubines, each of the sons is a jinshi, if it is really according to the standards of Qingliu, he is a big corrupt official, you Hai Rui has impeached so many people, why not impeach him Zhang Taiyue?

Therefore, the gentleman praised by everyone may not really be a saint, even if those who expose the darkness of society hundreds of years later, in their hearts, are really fighters for justice? Or is it to make a name for yourself? is like the imperial historians of this era, scolding the emperor is really for the country and the people? Or is it to make a name for yourself?

The Ming people are not stupid, in the early years, the imperial history impeached the emperor, and the people can still win the name, but, after a long time, maybe it is not uncommon to see too much, maybe it is not uncommon to figure out the cat inside, in short, it is the same thing, the whole Ming Dynasty has produced a Hai Rui, it is difficult to make Hai Rui smart, no, but he Hai Rui used the right wrist at the right time, and many Ming people in the middle and late Wanli years mentioned in the notes [make the ministers loyal and sell straight], that is to say, everyone understands, hey! That's it, no one should take anyone for a fool. Even Huang Yanjing is not happy with the court staff, and I will not give you the opportunity to sell your loyalty.

Uncle Guo demolished the house of Wang Xijue Wangge's hometown, but in the eyes of the Ming people, it is also considered to have some ability, but it is far from luxurious enough, and those scholars often discuss Shen Shixing Shen Ge is afraid of his wife, and even make up yellow jokes to say around, so although the good officials have done a lot of things, in fact, it is far from being feared.

In this case, it is not enough to show that the officials are obedient, so good! After demolishing the house of the old house of the pavilion and robbing the daughter of the old man, it is time to move the East Factory and the like, and Zhang Biao has not yet sent it to the door alive or dead, and the obedient official will naturally sneer.

Looking at Zhang Biao's red face and red ears, he tightly pinched the embroidered spring knife, and said in his heart: Angry, angry! Explode your little universe!

As the head of the Dongchang Punishment of a thousand households, Zhang Biao has indeed never eaten such a deflated, in the Beijing Division, who is not afraid of him three points, last year and the daughter of the Wuqing Hou family, it is to the top, think about his background, Dongchang Governor, Imperial Horse Supervisor Palm Seal Eunuch, Wuqing Marquis, and even the Empress Dowager Cisheng, these people add up, even if they are cabinet elders, they have to have a numb scalp, this year, I don't know where to start to spread a sentence, it didn't take long for the entire Beijing Division to know, [Ning Yu Tiger Wolf, Mo Yu Yi Biao] This sentence is Zhang Biao.

Now that Uncle Zheng Guo is blatantly not giving him Brother Biao's face on the street, Zhang Biao is naturally the three corpses are violently jumping, the cyan tendons in his temples are erect, he keeps jumping, his voice is low, and a sentence is squeezed out from between his teeth, "Uncle Guo, do you know who my uncle is?" Don't be embarrassed, it's yourself who is unlucky in the end. ”

The obedient official sneered, bowed his head slightly and said to Ruo Yiruo: "You go to the back first and stand with those sisters." The twins let out an obedient sigh, held hands and walked to the back, and more than a dozen early girls surrounded the two cousins in the middle.

After watching the two cousins walk over sideways, the obedient official turned around, his posture and attitude, it was clear that he would not give Zhang Biao face, and the punishment of thousands of households naturally became more and more angry, the power of the Ming Dynasty Dongchang was extremely great, how big was it? The emperor's holy decree is not against the eunuch's edict, it is really not as good as the fake, where is this reasonable, there have even been hundreds of households and princesses in Dongchang robbing the house in history, and the result is that the hundred households in Dongchang won, so it is better to say that the county officials are not as good as the current management, the king of Hades is good, and the little ghost is difficult.

Zhang Biao, who had never eaten deflated, finally couldn't help but get mad, and scolded: "Lie on the mud horse, shameless ...... face" was about to beckon his subordinates to come over and give Uncle Zheng Guo an old punch, the sword flashed in his eyes, and then he felt a slight chill in his throat, and looked at it, the handsome Uncle Zheng Guo held a sword, a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth, and the tip of the sword was pointed at his throat.

Zhang Biao swallowed a mouthful of saliva involuntarily, his Adam's apple moved slightly, and even scratched the tip of the sword slightly, faintly feeling that the tip of the sword crossed the goosebumps one by one, and felt the biting coldness.

"Senho-sama." Seeing that his family was being coerced by Uncle Guo with a sword, Qi Qi took a few steps forward, but he didn't want Uncle Zheng Guo to shout, "All stand there." ”

The tip of the sword pointed at Zhang Biao, the obedient official slowly turned half of his body, Zhang Biao had to turn half of his body with him, the more people with noble status, the more afraid of death, Zhang Qianhu was afraid that the other party's hand would shake, and he Zhang Biao would become a dead Biao, so what glory and wealth would be all fireworks.

Let those fans see that Zhang Biao was pointed at the throat, and the good official laughed twice, "Zhang Qianhu, say, why did you come to assassinate your uncle?" Was it instructed by your uncle Zhang Whale? ”

This is simply talking nonsense with his eyes open, Zhang Biao's eyes widened, "Do you know that my uncle is Zhang Whale and dare to do this?" ”

, this IQ, the obedient official said that you think the earth has to revolve around you! Don't say that your uncle is Zhang Whale, your uncle is King Philip II of Spain, the owner of the earth, and the earth does not revolve around you.

After a haha, the obedient official said: "Don't say that your uncle is Zhang Whale, it's useless that your father is Li Gang, say it quickly, why did you come to assassinate your uncle?" ”

The obedient official didn't know that Zhang Biao's father-in-law was Li Gang, the Marquis of Wuqing, but when these words fell on Zhang Biao's ears, his taste suddenly changed, and his heart sank, this Zheng Guofan didn't even put the Marquis of Wuqing in his eyes? Doesn't that mean?

He immediately regretted it at this time, thinking that he was caught between Concubine De and the Empress Dowager Cisheng's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law and became cannon fodder, otherwise, how could this Uncle Zheng dare to do this to himself?

"Uncle Guo, don't deceive people too much." Yang Junqing, the head of the Dongchang stall, had a calm face, took a step forward and said loudly: "We were sent by Zhang Whale and Uncle Zhang's father-in-law, and Uncle Guo's so-called assassination is really a crime that he wants to add." "He was slapped by a good official a few days ago, and he hated it in his heart, so he naturally refused to bow his head at this time.

Hehe laughed twice, the obedient official ignored Yang Junqing, and said to Zhang Biao: "Zhang Qianhu, your dogs in Dongchang are very disobedient!" The master spoke, and the dogs were also pouting, and told them to kneel. ”

These words are extremely humiliating, the people in Dongchang are used to showing off their might, so they can afford it, their faces are full of heat at the moment, holding the embroidered spring knife and taking a step forward, not preventing the good official's wrist from moving, and suddenly a blood bead was pointed out in Zhang Biao's throat, Zhang Biao only felt a slight pain in his throat, and he was so shocked that he quickly shouted: "Kneel, all kneel down for Uncle Guo." ”

This governor Yamen Qingtian Lane is a densely populated place in Suzhou, and the obedient officials travel, and they are already following the tail sent out by a bunch of businessmen.

Under the watchful eyes of so many people, where did Yang Junqing and the others pull down their faces and kneel on the ground, but Zhang Biao, who was in charge of thousands of households, fell into the hands of others, it was really difficult inside and out, his face turned purple one by one, his hand tightly clutched the embroidered spring knife, and the handle of the knife was so that the knife plate trembled slightly.

The obedient official sighed leisurely, "Look, your Dongchang dog is really disobedient!" It is said that Jinyi Wei is like a wolf and a tiger, and the east and west factories are dragons and dogs, which is true...... Since they don't kneel, kneel down! ”

Zhang Biao's face changed three times, first red, then Tie Qing, and then became miserable again, under the electric thought, the cold and obedient official's wrist moved slightly, and suddenly felt that his throat seemed to be cut an inch long, and there seemed to be blood flowing out, he Zhang Biao as the commander of a thousand households, there were more times to execute people, and he saw more blood, but when it was his turn to bleed, but suddenly his legs trembled, obviously a thousand words, but he didn't dare to say more, and he bent one leg slightly, knelt on the ground with one leg, and the faces of more than a dozen fans next to him changed greatly, they are the East Factory, the East Factory! The person in front of him is the nephew of the Governor's nephew, who is in charge of thousands of households, this kneeling, how else can Dongchang be a person! Then Yang Junqing couldn't help but shout, "Qianhu, no!" ”

The obedient official smiled, "The dogs in Dongchang are so disobedient, no wonder they all wear white boots, Zhang Biao, have you heard a word, four-pawed white, family members." ”

The last six words of the obedient official is the official dialect of Nanzhili, Bai and the genus is rhymed, it is a folk saying, the market believes that if the dog has four paws are white, then such a dog is not loyal, whoever gives it something to eat will go with whom, that is very humiliating words, equivalent to saying that women are as good as they can do.

What's worse is that Dongchang's clothing, soap boots and round hats all have a white seam edge, and as soon as he said this, the onlookers immediately laughed.

Daming said [Suzhou Diao Feng prevails], Suzhou people are really brave, one is because of wealth, two to Suzhou out of a few elders, three to the local gentry many, the so-called law is not responsible for the public, it is really a little tricky, now seize the opportunity to laugh at the East Factory, naturally laugh.

Suzhou once served as one-tenth of the tax of the entire Ming Dynasty, although in the middle of the Ming Dynasty, it was not so severe, but, the raw silk satin of Suzhou and Songjiang is still the source of taxation that can not be ignored in the Ming Dynasty, Suzhou has two famous alleys, the name Jinyu Lane, Ruyi Lane, and later it is the first naked eunuch lane, these two alleys are the famous Suzhou Weaving South Bureau and Suzhou Weaving North Bureau.

In Suzhou, the contradiction between the eunuchs and the market has always been irreconcilable, yes, the eunuchs can not directly oppress the common people, this is unrealistic, but the eunuchs can force the local wealthy merchants for the sake of silk production, and the merchants are transferred to the small handicraftsmen, and finally become the contradiction between the eunuchs and the market, and the Ming people did not know what is called capital, what is called capitalists, every time the gentry make trouble, it is to instigate these lower-class people to take the lead, saying that the trouble may be heavy every year, but it will inevitably make trouble every few years, There is a governor of Su Song who even said that Suzhou [the city is full of chaotic people], which is also the reason why Liang Wenru, the governor of Su Song, is in a hurry to tie up Zheng Guofan, sandwiched between the eunuchs and the people, he is really as big as a fence fight, the so-called people, in fact, behind the back are still the gentry and gentry, and the eunuchs, he Liang Wenru is also difficult to offend, and he has been sitting on this crater for a few years, which can be described as trembling.

The East Factory Governor Zhang Whale is now in charge of the internal supply warehouse, and the Suzhou Weaving North and South Bureaus are under his jurisdiction.

As a result, Suzhou people naturally feel that Dongchang is in dire straits, and they hate it very much.

Zhang Biao knelt down on one knee, knowing that he knelt on the other leg, and he couldn't raise his head again, but this Uncle Zheng's sword was compared to his throat, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva again, tried to make the last struggle, and pleaded in a low voice: "Uncle Guo, the lower official knows that he is wrong, but begs Uncle Guo to give the lower official a chance." ”

As a military attachΓ©, kneeling on one knee, kneeling is the second grade of the governor of the matter, although embarrassed, after all, he can still fool the past, but he kneels on both legs, this can't be fooled anyway, Zhang Biao really regretted it at this time, he knew that this Uncle Zheng Guo was so stunned, why bother to be like him, for a while, he really regretted not being at the beginning.

The obedient official laughed a few times, this laughter was quite gentle, which inevitably made Zhang Biao rise a little expectant, and he was unafraid that the other party suddenly drank, "Kneel." ”

He shuddered, poofed, and knelt down on the other leg, the last trace of luck in his heart was finally gone, at this time, he really hated it, this kneeling, I am afraid that he will never be able to marry the Marquis of Wuqing again!

The daughter of the Marquis of Wuqing is a beauty praised by the families of the powerful families of the Beijing Master, after all, her aunt is the Empress Dowager Cisheng, and he even pestered Zhang Whale to take him to visit the Marquis of Wuqing, and quietly took a look, she was really a flower and a moon, and now that she came, she was afraid that this family affair would be in vain, and at this time he was really regretful and hateful.

There was a burst of applause around, kneeling on the ground was Zhang Biao, the nephew of Zhang Biao, the governor of the city, and the people behind him actually couldn't see what was going on inside, but I heard that the nephew of the governor of the Dongchang factory, the thousands of households in charge of the execution, were now kneeling inside, one by one they were extremely excited, and they cheered loudly, one after another.

Yang Junqing and the others had a disgraced look on their faces, but the obedient officials didn't intend to let them go, and bared their teeth at them, "What, don't you plan to kneel?" ”

With inexplicable grief and indignation on his face, Yang Junqing said loudly: "Uncle Guo is too insulting, the governor will not let you go, the father-in-law of the Thousand Households is Li Gang, the Marquis of Wuqing, who is the sister of the Marquis of Wuqing, you must also know, hahaha!" Do you think you're going to be fine? Just look at it! Sooner or later, you will also kneel under our Dongchang prison......"

At that time, the relatives of the emperor broke the law, and they did ask Dongchang, otherwise why Dongchang was famous and famous. But the obedient official is really not afraid, naturally, he can't openly say [Isn't it the Empress Dowager Cisheng, that old lady, I don't even clip her eyelid clip], so he laughed twice, "Bold, how merciful the Empress Dowager is Cisheng, if you see these dog minions ruining her old man's reputation outside, you must ask your dog head first." ”

This is obviously talking nonsense with his eyes open, but the people in the surrounding market were coerced by the obedient officials to torture thousands of households in Dongchang and kneel and teased their blood, so they didn't care about the truth or falsehood! Suddenly said: "Yes, fan these dog minions...... The dead eunuchs levy silk and satin every year, and they don't treat our Suzhou Mansion as a human being...... The queen mother must be good, and the bad is bad for these dead eunuchs......"

For a while, gossiping, the obedient official was very happy when he heard the words, you see, if I don't punish you on behalf of the moon, I am sorry for the excitement around, and shouted at the moment, "Today, I will teach you a good lesson on behalf of the Empress Dowager Cisheng...... Risha ......"

Risa Sugya, who temporarily commanded the Hayai Girls' Team, heard Her Highness call her name, and suddenly let out a sigh, and trotted over with one hand covering the mantle on her head.

This mustache (jiu, ji) or head face, is an indispensable thing for women in the Ming Dynasty, Sugata Risa is the Tachibana family tree generation retainer, delicate, not too old, cheeks with baby fat, just arrived in the Ming Dynasty to see everything is fresh, see the mustache this thing is more curious, generally use the hair to weave into a fist-sized net pocket, after the hair is coiled up, the mustache is set on the head, and then set it with a hairpin, most of the female surnames with identity will compare the material of the mustache, such as silver silk weaving, Woven with gold wire, or even woven with pearl strings, and compare how many hairpins are inserted on the head, it can be said that the surname of the Ming Dynasty has fought for two things all her life, the bed and the head.

At the beginning, Sugatani Risa saw that the surname of the Ming girl was wearing a mustache, she often followed Chiyo, and the good official was also familiar with it, so she couldn't help but ask the good official for it, the good official laughed when she heard it, and the joke generally rewarded her with a pair of golden silk mustaches, which was to tease her, the little girl with a married woman's hair, presumably soon knew that shame would not wear it anymore, but I never expected that the rest of the members of the early girl team were envious to death, as for what is married and unmarried, who cares, anyway, this is given by His Royal Highness, therefore, Since then, Risa Sugatani has been wearing this golden silk braid on her head and refuses to take it down.

Risa Sugya, who was covering her beard, came to the good official, and the good official said to her: "Supervise them to slap each other, whoever dares to disobey will be killed with a musket." Sugatani Risa suddenly understood, turned his head and gave an order, and there were four Hayai girls to protect Ruo Yiruo aside, and the rest of the people all took off their guns from behind, and then stuffed the oil-paper shell bullets into the barrel...... The movements are neat and uniform, and they are all a group of little beauties, which suddenly amazed the Suzhou people who were watching around.

This paper shell bullet does not have much technical content, the obedient official just mentioned it, and the craftsmen who were invited to the former Jinyi Guard Yamen on Kyushu Island with high salaries immediately got it, and even directly turned the paper shell bullet into a grease paper shell bullet, and stuffed it into the barrel, instead of needing to bite through the paper shell and pour gunpowder projectiles into the barrel, it can be said that now the good official's Zaohe Girls Team is the most advanced musket team on the earth.

When these beautiful girls opened the musket and aimed at Yang Junqing and the others, these fans were really sure that the uncle of this country didn't seem to be joking, Yang Junqing hissed and shouted: "I am an official of the imperial court...... next to Risa Sugatani directly took the knife on his waist and sheathed it on Yang Junqing's cheek, this trick was learned from Jinyiwei, it was very effective, and immediately fanned out Yang Junqing's two teeth.

Looking at the calm face of Sugata Risha, the onlookers hissed and gasped, this little lady is so murderous.

After slapping Yang Junqing's scabbard, Sugatani Risa said crisply: "Kneel down face to face and slap each other......" Her Nanzhili official words are not too standard, and they sound a little awkward, but the soft voice makes people can't help but soften half of it, but the meaning of the words is cruel.

The obedient official looked at Zhang Biao who was kneeling on the ground, playing with taste: "Zhang Qianhu, keep your eyes open, don't miss the show!" ”

"You colluded with Fanbang ......" Yang Junqing also let go, and shouted in a hiss, but Sugatani Risa backhanded again, and the obedient official said slowly: "Wrong, they are all people from the Ming Dynasty and Kyushu Prefectures, and they are serious Ming people with eight hundred people, what's the matter?" In a word, you want to classify the Kyushu Metropolitan Division under the reign of Emperor Mei as a foreign domain? ”

(To be continued)