In order to undermine the morale of the other party and promote himself, Dong Zhuojun started a propaganda war with the alliance of princes!

Dong Zhuo TV··· Department of Public Information···

M: "Recently, Dong Zhuo, the prime minister of the Han Dynasty and the great Sima of the three armies, met with representatives of the reactionary forces in the Tiger Prison Pass generation, and Prime Minister Dong Zhuo resolutely said: We must adhere to the principle that there is only one Han court, and severely rebuke the illegal acts of the reactionary forces in various places! ”

Woman: "We will despise the reactionary forces who are angry and ashamed to attack our army by taking advantage of our army's unpreparedness, and our former general Hua Xiong was defeated and captured, which is a loss of military integrity!" I hope the little pot friends don't learn from him! ”

M: "General Li Ru, spokesman of the Han Dynasty's Ministry of War, issued a statement on the unilateral military action taken by the reactionary forces at Bishui Pass, and expressed strong protest against the killing of Han Dynasty soldiers by the rebel forces of the anti-thief Sun Jian in Changsha. General Li Ru pointed out that the Han people's army is invincible, and all forces that vainly attempt to occupy the territory of the Han Dynasty will bring about their own destruction! The Han court will continue to pay close attention to the development of the situation! ”

Female: "In order to deal with the reactionary forces in various places, Comrades Lu Bu and Lu Fengxian, the gods of war of our army, led 30,000 iron cavalry to meet the enemy. The shameless behavior of the reactionary forces is truly resentful! Our army has sent emissaries to protest against the hooliganism of the reactionary forces! ”

M: "The anti-thief alliances in various places will forcibly pass the amendment of the troop dispatch bill. The leader of the thieves, Yuan Shao, ignored the solemn warning of the Han Dynasty and continued to send additional troops to the front line of our Bishui Pass and Tiger Prison Pass, and the vanguard troops of Sun Jian and Cao Cao set off at midnight today! ”

Female: "Thousands of people in Luoyang took to the streets to demonstrate against the Kwantung Bandit Army's dispatch to Luoyang!" ”

M: "Luoyang City held a Zhongping Cultural Conference, and Situ Wanglang presided over the meeting. Zhong Xuan, Bian Rang, Hua Xin, Guan Ning and other well-known figures in the cultural circles attended the meeting, and Cai Yong attended the meeting. At the meeting, Wang Lang made a speech on how to resist Yuan Shao and other people with ulterior motives to carry out political propaganda against the Han military and civilians. ”。

Female: "The above is all the content of today's Han Dynasty news, and "The Great Incident of the Han Dynasty" will be broadcast for you later, 'Opposing Prime Minister Dong Zhuo is going to the back of history and the people, and talking about the hooliganism of the Kwantung Thief Army? ’”。

Dong Zhuo TV··· Interview Department···

Moderator: "Hello! General Li Ru! ”； Li Ru smiled hideously: "Okay! ”

Moderator: "Today, our army and the reactionary coalition army of Kwantung are facing each other from the Tiger Prison Pass to the Bishui Pass, could you please talk about why the thief army will respond to every call and hold high the banner of the so-called righteous army to oppose the promotion of General Shi Dong Zhuo, the prime minister of our dynasty and the former Xiliang assassin?" ”

Li Ru pursed his lips: "Envy, jealousy, hatred!" These people are always thinking about getting something for nothing, they are always thinking about getting promoted! Salary increase! But he doesn't have that ability, especially their leader Yuan Shao, who turned out to be a second ancestor, he was born noble, and our prime minister is not as good as him, but the official is higher than him, and the salary is much higher than him, because he wants to rebel with bad intentions! They didn't see the work of our prime minister who worked tirelessly and forgot to sleep and eat! ”

Moderator: "Well said! General Li Ru is really extremely smart, and he broke through the bad intentions of the Kwantung thief army with one word, and they are jealous of our prime minister... (The following omits more than 1,000 words of sycophancy) ·· Now, I would like to ask General Li Ru to talk about the chances of our army's victory. ”

Li Ru was entangled: "This... Should... Probably... Maybe... It's possible... Will win! ”

Host: "Why?" ”

Li Ru: "Our army is a righteous army, and it is a king's division!" And the name of the thief army's rebellion is not justified, their behavior has already harmed innocent people, and our army's support rate is very high! The so-called: those who win the hearts of the people win the world! As long as our army insists on resisting the Kwantung puppet court, does not bow its head, and does not give in, our army can eliminate the thief army and settle Sheji! ”

The host went crazy: "Haha! Hear me! Kwantung Bandits! We have the prime minister, we have the god of war Lu Bu, we have General Li Ru, and we have more than 200,000 Xiliang athletes! We also have the support of the people of the world! As long as you dare to come, the final outcome will be - to be executed!···"

Li Ru hurriedly made a guest appearance as the host: "Please watch the live broadcast of the Han Dynasty below, the most popular "Entertainment Version of the Tiger Prison Decisive Battle" recently! ”

Dong Zhuo TV··· Entertainment Department···

Narrator: "This is the studio of the most popular program "Entertainment Version of the Tiger Prison Decisive Battle" broadcast for you, and our army's vanguard god of war Lu Bu led the troops to fight. Outside the Tiger Prison··· He has already set up a formation and confronted the Kwantung Nine Road Bandit Army, and the next part is our favorite fighter! ”

"The god of war of our army is mighty! He wants to take on all the thieves alone, and he has already gone out in a BMW Chitu! Wowhaha! It's so powerful! Look at his hairstyle! The body! That armor! It's just a rich and handsome!··· A fierce general rushed out of the thief army, what is it called... Oh! Fang Yue! What is the number one general in Hanoi!···"

The rambling narrator talked about it all afternoon, and his mouth was dry!

Three programs have passed, Dong Zhuo TV's day's work is over, and the princes on the other side are not to be outdone to launch their series of programs, large-scale hero biography - "Han Dynasty F4 Dou Lu Bu!" 》

Starring: Zhang Fei, Guan Yu, Lu Bu, supporting roles: Liu Bei, Gongsun Zhan;

Zhang Fei's monologue···

Lu Bu. Lu is Lu Bu's Lu. The cloth is the cloth of Lu Bu. It's easy to type the five words "Three Heroes vs. Lu Bu" in Microsoft Pinyin, and it takes about 2 seconds.

It's really difficult to face Lu Bu, it's hard not to be nervous. It's hard, it's hard. It's hard not to hesitate because there were several dead and wounded before I played.

But I didn't hesitate. Hesitation is not my style. Because I am Zhang Fei, Zhang is Zhang Yimou's Zhang, and Fei is Zhang Yimou's chicken and egg flying.

Many times cowardice can completely defeat a person, and many times courage can completely make a person. In one mind, in a moment.

"You're Zhang Fei?" "Hmm." "How old are you?" “20。” "Are you married?" "Nope." "Then you go home and get married, I don't want you to die." "Cut."

"You're Lu Bu?" I made the first move: the dragon went to sea. "What color do you like?" I used the second trick: the oolong skein. "What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever encountered?" I used the third move: Tianlong Babu.

"I'm Lu Bu. I love roses. The most embarrassing thing is that Microsoft Pinyin always typed my name as a donkey dedication. He put Fang Tian's halberd horizontally in front of him and answered my three questions in one breath. But, but! Not the slightest move.

Lu Bu is Lu Bu after all. It's not an aluminum kettle, and it's not a nylon cloth.

My mother told me: If you can't beat someone, you can run. But I can't run; My father told me: Silver can buy your enemies. But I don't have any money; But that was a few years later! The Chinese Football Association told me: fight for honor and look forward to a miracle. @@！ How old is the Chinese football @ co-counting?

@@自己, I only have @@自己. @@！ Myself. Men are meant to bear a lot. endure humiliation; endure loneliness; ……

Note: The pikemen who were present at the time, a certain xxx invented the famous game "Zhang Fei vs Lu Bu" based on this.

At the end of 10 rounds, my jaw cracked. By the time I got to 20 rounds, my throat was sweet. At the end of 30 rounds, I was in a trance. At 40 rounds, I was desperate. By the time I got to 50 rounds, I was dead.

It feels great to be dead, not tired; There is no chase; There was no disappointment; No**; Only serenity.

But I didn't die. When you die, you don't know what pain is; When you die, you don't know what fear is; When you die, you don't know what it means to be invincible; If you die, you don't know what it means to be unparalleled.

The only reason I didn't die was: Guan Yu killed him.

That's what life is all about. You can live without money, but you can never live without friends; You can live without friends, but you can never live without brothers; With a brother, you have a life.

I didn't have a big brother for years. I've been with Big Brother Ding for many years.

Eighty-two catties of Qinglong Yanyue Knife, the knife is fatal, and it can't kill Lu Bu; An eight-foot pure snake spear gun, the gun is critical, or Lu Bu's harm.

Dialogue···

Zhang Fei: Drink: Special move, Lu Bu's HP is reduced by 12. Guan Yu: Whirlwind Glaive Knife; Lu Bu's health is reduced by 16.

Lu Bu: Party A and Party B's Heavenly Painting Halberd; Guan Yu's HP is reduced by 138;

Zhang Fei: Chain Lightning; Lu Bu's health is reduced by 18; Guan Yu: Use ginseng; Guan Yu's HP is increased by 80.

Lu Bu: If you don't see the Heavenly Halberd, Zhang Fei's HP will be reduced by 168.

Zhang Fei: Doomsday Judgment; This spell has no effect on Black Dragon and Lu Bu. Guan Yu: Time is like a flying knife, and a knife urges people to grow old; Lu Bu aged and began to have impotence at the age of 20.

Lu Bu: Endless Heavenly Painting Halberd; Zhang Fei couldn't move;

Guan Yu: I love the kitchen, we love the kitchen; The sleeves of Lu Bu's robe were cut into cubes.

Lu Bu: Big-name celestial halberd; Guan Yu's HP is reduced by 139.

"Liu Bei joins the battle with Gongsun Zhan, who was defeated by Lu Bu and was embarrassed and angry."

Liu Bei: The southern tour speech nirvana, Lu Bu is chaotic; Gongsun Zhan: Smiling face! Lu Bu vomited!

Zhang Fei: Using Jingzhi Jingyang Spring Wine, Zhang Fei's condition returned to normal; Guan Yu: Super imitation show, Guan Yu copied another Lu Bu;

Lu Bu: There are no thieves in the world, and Lu Bu's HP is reduced by 130;

Gongsun Zhan: Burst the chrysanthemum! Liu Bei: Three represents nirvana

Lu Bu collapsed, and later shot Gongsun Zhan, a lewd man who molested his chrysanthemums, with a secret arrow;

"Liu Beijun has won the war! Gain 13006581341 experience points, get two silver 8519809, Zhang Fei learned: Royal Wine Thaumaturgy; Guan Yu Society: Happy Dictionary; Liu Bei Society: APEC Terminology; Gongsun Chan··· My health was reduced by 500, and I almost hung up...

Zhang Fei's monologue··· Lu Bu's defeated posture is no different from others, a man cannot fail, a man who fails is not a man, it is Bayern. In this way, the invincible Lu Bu lost to us, and this story tells the reader: unity is strength.

That's why F4 turns purple! We're going to make a new F4 too!!