Chapter 14: Wow, Click, Click

Not to mention that Sima Xiong told Wu Wei and the others about last night, he only said that Wu Lao Er seemed to be lost, and he didn't see the original small pavilion after looking at it for a long time, thinking that he had taken the wrong way. Wu Lao Er looked around without any other means, and found a reliable direction to continue to find his way back.

There were a few women chatting there in front of him, and Wu Lao Er saw that among them were Wang Lingyin's fourth daughter who was shown to him by his sister-in-law when he first came, and the little girl in green clothes he had just seen. At this time, the little Lori in green was secretly tiptoeing, and slowly came behind one of the women in red, stretching out her little tongue, holding two white and tender little hands in front of her neck, shrinking her neck to scare the woman.

First, there was a strange cry of "wow kaka" from the woman in green, and then there was the frightened scream of "ah" from the woman in red and the laughter of several unscrupulous women next to her.

Wu Lao Er was behind the woman in green, still some distance away, and she didn't notice anyone coming. At this time, he was laughing with several girlfriends while also screaming "Wow Ka", which caused the women to laugh for a while. Wu Lao Er had a black line, thinking about whether to turn around and change the way. At this time, the woman in green didn't know it under the frowning and laughing of her friend next to her, and thought that her strange voice attracted everyone's interest, and when she was about to continue to play, she suddenly looked back.

Wu Lao Er sometimes sighs at a woman's intuition, is it okay that you have been here for a long time, and you don't even feel a little bit under the hints of your companions. Now when you are about to turn around and leave, you actually feel the existence of the original author.

Wu Lao Er stood there and walked and didn't stay, so he had to scratch his hair helplessly. The woman in green looked at Wu Lao Er at this time, looking like she was stealing something but was caught by her master, her face still had the expression she had when she was doing something wrong, and the corners of her mouth pulled down, and she looked at a loss.

Wu Lao Er looked at her saliva about to flow out, and his childlike heart rose, and he learned from what she did just now, shrunk his neck and raised his hands to the front of his neck, and screamed "Wow Ka". After calling, he didn't care about the woman in front of him, turned around and left. There was the laughter of several women from behind, as well as the voices of the women in green who did not follow the defense, begging for mercy and chasing.

After two circles, Wu Lao Er finally found Wu Lao Er and others, and a few of them and a few friends pointed to a few birds on the lake under a big willow by the lake. Wu Lao Er admires the disciples of various schools the most, this is what you admire the most, you don't care if it's a beautiful flower, or a piece of air-dried Xiang, you can give you a few days and nights of non-stop discussions. For example, those birds now, obviously just the most ordinary birds, I really don't know what these big people can discuss, is it an airplane? Just when Wu Lao Er was maliciously slandering, Wu Lao Er and others also saw him and beckoned to him, Wu Lao Er walked over quickly, hugged his fists to a few people he didn't know and waited for Wu Lao Da's introduction.

After Boss Wu introduced, a few people were a burst of unnutritious greetings, it turned out that a few people were Confucian disciples, and they also came to play in the summer garden, and everyone met and chatted here by the way. During this period, one person asked Wu Lao Er about the experience of 'tongue picking Sima Xiong' last night, and Wu Lao Er euphemistically crossed over. This kind of thing is done, and if you have nothing to do, isn't it hateful to say that you have nothing to do. Immediately, several people parted while talking and laughing. It was already past noon, and Wu Lao Er and the others walked towards the gate of the summer garden. On the way, Wu Lao Er said that he saw Sima Xiong and others just now, and everyone didn't care.

When they were about to arrive at the gate of the park, someone behind them shouted the names of Boss Wu and others. Everyone looked back, it was Sima Xiong and the two tall men that Wu Lao Er said just now.

Sima Xiong came over and hugged his fists first: "A few virtuous brothers are walking so fast, I and a few brothers are here to apologize for last night's incident." After a pause, seeing that no one said anything, he continued: "Last night, the younger brother drank two more glasses at a time, and if there is something offensive to the virtuous brothers, please Haihan." He bowed deeply.

Boss Wu and the others were all baffled by this Sima Xiong, if they want to talk about the law of the two families, winning or losing is a common thing, and they have to apologize if they don't speak ugly. It's just that this Sima Xiong is so conjectural. At that moment, several people bowed and saluted: It's okay, it's okay. Zhao Zhuan glanced at a few people and said: "Where did Brother Sima come from, the so-called don't fight and don't know each other, can I still drink and talk together in my spare time in the future." ”

Sima Xiong said yes at the moment, and then pointed to the two tall people and introduced: "These two must have heard of Brother Zhao and others, the one on the left is Brother Wu, the enemy of Wu of the Wu family, and the one on the right is Brother Wei, who is invincible Wei. ”

"Poof" Wu Lao Er really couldn't help it, could it be that the ancients were so humorous?

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm in the lower stomach, my forehead is in my stomach" Wu Lao Er hurriedly wanted to find an excuse, but he really didn't know what to say.

The Wei Wudi on the right helplessly interrupted Wu Er's words and said, "This is Wu Er's brother, right?" If you want to laugh, laugh, it's not the first time that Brother Wu and I have encountered this situation. ”

"The two virtuous brothers Wei and Wu, please forgive me, the younger brother is young and ignorant, and he doesn't understand the teachings of the saints, but it makes you laugh." Boss Wu hurriedly apologized first, he was really afraid that Wu Lao Er's brain would be pumped and he would really laugh. He scolded Wu Lao Er again: "Don't you hurry up and apologize to the two brothers!" ”

"Ah, haha, I apologize, apologize." Wu Lao Er cleared his throat, raised a face and said to the two: "When I was young, I was shallow, and I didn't have any ink on my chest, so I forgot my two brothers to forgive me." ”

When everyone saw Wu Laoer's pretending to be serious, they couldn't help but laugh. At this time, Qian Ye interjected: "I don't know what happened to a few brothers shouting that they are living in the inferior? I want to find a hotel to worship the five internal organs temple, if a few do not give up, everyone may wish to be together. ”

"Cough, that's the case, I was chatting in the sea of flowers just now, and I heard that Brother Sima had a little unhappiness with the brothers in Yuhualou last night, and then I saw that Brother Wu was in steady shape when he walked, and he had good martial arts. Brother Benevolent and I wanted to come over and ask Brother Wu to make two moves, everyone will meet friends with martial arts, and whether we win or lose, we will reveal what happened last night, wouldn't it be wonderful. ”

Wu Lao Er glanced at Wei Wudi, who was speaking, and knew that he was just using Sima Xiong as an excuse, but he didn't know why he had to try it with himself.

Although Boss Wu knew that his younger brother was good at kung fu, he didn't want Boss Wu to do things with others needlessly, and it was easy to make enemies. So he first refused: "The two of you are too worthy of the younger brother, he just learns the two-handed crop style, and what kind of martial arts do he know." The two brothers are heroes who have been on the battlefield, and they followed the kid for no reason, and they lost their faces. ”

Wu Rendi first smiled at Wu Lao Er's friendliness, showing that he had no malicious intent. Then he said to Boss Wu: "Brother Wu clearly sees that my brothers have no malicious intentions, and it is pure nonsense to say that they are helping you and Brother Sima to make peace or something. It's completely because I saw Wu Xiaodi's body and steps today, and he is quite disciplined, and he must be a person with unique skills. I waited to see that I was happy to hunt, and I wanted to fight with Brother Wu, but I had no bad intentions. "Wu Rendi's appearance is more honest than Wei Wudi's, and he also looks square with a Chinese face, giving people a feeling of honesty and loyalty.

Zhao Zhuan and the others didn't know why, they all looked at Wu Lao Er with their eyes, Jian Sanniang was real, she was afraid that Wu Lao Er wouldn't come, so she whispered to her man: "His eldest brother, you can't go up, why can't you let your uncle fold it." ”

Boss Wu listened to Jian Sanniang's words, and his heart warmed first, his mother-in-law was hot in the end, and he didn't treat his younger brother as an outsider, but I was on Nima, and I was not that kid's opponent. Nayanren glanced at his mother-in-law, signaled her to shut up, and didn't make a sound, waiting for Wu Lao Er to speak.

Wu Lao Er glanced at it and saw that everyone was waiting for him, so he had to say helplessly: "It's not impossible to compare, but you have to find a place, can't it be right here?" ”

Wu Lao Er thought for a long time not because he was afraid or anything, he would have the word 'afraid', but it was by no means such a small thing, to put it bluntly, with his experience in his previous life, this was nothing at all. Originally, he didn't want to leak his martial arts too early, and he wanted to leave some hole cards for himself, and it didn't look like these two people could be sent away at will. It's just that I thought about it again, why haven't I really played my best, and I don't know what level I am, so it's okay to try these two people, so I agreed.

"That's okay, there is this kind of place in this summer garden for everyone to compete in martial arts." Wu Rendi said, "Little Brother Wu, let's go." ”

Wu Lao Er nodded, and followed him to the depths of the summer garden first.

To the west of the Summer Garden, there is a small martial arts arena surrounded by green trees, which is specially used for martial arts competitions by people who come to the Summer Garden on weekdays. Now the three floors here and the outer three floors are full of people, all to see which kid is so kind, and he actually dares to fight with the 'Zuowei Shuangfeng' who is a little famous in the whole capital. Wu Rendi and Wei Wudi both served in the Left Guard Army, which was the master who had killed people on the front line, and because of their family background and names, they were called 'Left Guard Shuangfeng' outside. As for Wu Lao Er, he is an unknown person, that is, his eldest brother Wu Lao Da is called the 'Four Masters of the Legalist Family', which has nothing to do with your younger brother. Now everyone knows it as soon as they inquire, ah, it turns out that the guy was born in the palace! Neither a strong family background, nor a door to worship under any family, but just received guidance from the collection department. Therefore, no one is optimistic about Wu Laoer, even his eldest brother, he does not dare to guarantee that Wu Laoer will definitely win.

Wu Lao Er stood in the martial arts arena, looked at Wei Wushu opposite, and glanced at the people around him, feeling quite wonderful. It's really a bit of a scene where I was young in my previous life and opened the film alone. With a sigh in his heart, he hugged his fist at Wei Wuving, and then made a starting gesture of picking up stars.

On the other side, Wei Wushu also hugged his fists and saluted, then opened his fists, put on a posture under his feet, and said to Wu Laoer: "Brother, my set of martial arts is a family heirloom 'Breaking Tablet Fist', which has the ability to open monuments and crack stones, brother be careful." ”

Wu Lao Er smiled, it really looked like a decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City!

"Brother Xie Wei reminded."

Just as he wanted to open his mouth and report his martial arts number, he suddenly saw the little girl in green and several playmates at the front of the crowd opposite. When the little girl saw Wu Lao Er looking over, she clenched her fist with one hand and compared to Wu Lao Er like a demonstration. Wu Lao Er's heart was happy, and he retracted his gaze and said to Wei Wuyi: "Brother Wei, the junior brother's martial arts are realized by looking at the Yin and Yang family classics in the collection of the Division, and the younger brother is named " Speaking of this, Wu Lao Er glanced at the little girl in green again, and did not withdraw his gaze, looked at the little girl and said with a smile: "The little brother named it 'Wow Ka' Divine Skill!" ”

When Wu Lao Er said the words "Wow Ka" again, his tone rose and fell, and the funny ingredients were clearly revealed. The people next to him also had different expressions, most of them were 'buzzing' discussions, knowing that Wu Lao Er was joking. It's also like Boss Wu just slapped his head on the door, sighing helplessly.

The little girl in green on the opposite side was dumbfounded, with big eyes and a broken and embarrassed face. And her playmates knew what was going on, and they all laughed and shoved her.

Wu Lao Er immediately retracted his gaze and said to Wei Wudi, who was also confused: "Eh, just kidding, just kidding, the little brother was too nervous just now, the name of this set of kung fu is 'Star Picker', not 'Wow Ka', just now the little brother was too nervous, please Brother Wei Haihan." ”

Wei Wudi said to Wu Lao Er in confusion: "Then, aren't you nervous now?" Let's get started? ”

Wu Lao Er took a deep breath and replied, "Come, let's start, I'm not nervous!" ”

Wei Wudi: ""

There's nothing more to say, let's do it. Wei Wushu shouted, stepped forward, and his fists covered the sea like a dragon, hitting Wu Lao'er in the chest and abdomen.

Wu Lao Er stepped to the left, his left hand was false, and his right hand grabbed Wei Wu's invincible left fist, not defending the counterattack, and at the same time shouting in his mouth: "Wow Ka!" ”

Everyone: ""

Mr. and Mrs. Wu: ""

The little girl in green: "