Chapter 155 Ande Giant Whale

Zheng Chengguan had to admire Zhongli's unbridled imagination, and it was really amazing to be able to imagine names like Shichijiro in this era...... Speechless, but he didn't know that yesterday Deputy Chief Zhong and Xiǎo Furong lingered, and even explained a witty words such as a virgin, it can be said that in this regard, Zhong Li belongs to the self-taught and unlearned.

coughed for a while, and the obedient official was relieved, but Bao Yiman couldn't help but glare at Zhong Li, she is not as eye-catching as the NV people in Daming, that is to say, she is Uncle Zheng's NV slave, but Uncle Zheng's righteous eldest brother has nothing to do with her, so she doesn't have to show this righteous brother with a good face.

Zhongli was glared at by Bao Yiman, he laughed twice, and said in his heart, My brother and two NV slaves are loyal and tight, but it seems that this Kunlun slave can also be used. The Ming people always think that the black people are Kunlun slaves, and the book records them as [fist hair, black body, number Kunlun], because there are many places to praise Kunlun slaves in Tang poems and Tang legends, saying that they can fly the eaves and walk the wall, fall into the water like a fish, climb the mountain like an ape, and the key is to be loyal, and can serve the master and die.

Therefore, the obedient official accepted a thousand black slaves, in fact, no one around him objected, you know, even in the Tang Dynasty, there were a few Kunlun slaves in the family of the nobles, and they also said that there was a brilliance on their faces. Even in the future, when the obedient officials return to Daming with the black slave guards, I am afraid that they will envy others, and the uncle of the country raises a thousand Kunlun slaves, what kind of handiwork is this? Maybe there will be people who are shy and begging for one or two to go back.

And Bao Yiman Behori next to the obedient official, that is the Kunlun slave of the Kunlun slaves, although it is darker, but the figure is graceful and graceful, swaying like huā between walks, and the appearance is also quite impressive.

So Zhongli is actually very envious, however, his current official position does not dare to raise Kunlun slaves, you must know that Kunlun slaves are not qualified to be raised, although he is now the deputy chief soldier, but the foundation is inevitably unstable, if it is operated for a few more years, it is logical to be promoted to the chief soldier at that time, at that time, you can raise one or two Kunlun slaves, and the public opinion of the folk scholars will not say anything, otherwise, the official document of this deputy chief soldier has not come down, so he will raise Kunlun slaves, in case he is secretly reported by Jinyi Wei, and he will lose the face of his brother, Even with it, it also lost the face of Concubine De.

Don't look at Zhongli's appearance, he is a brave general, in fact, he has a lot of brains in his bones, and he is very calculating in his heart, what things can be done, and what things can never be done, that is clear, what he lacks is not much literacy, and he can't pour out the goods in his stomach.

At this time, Yi Neng Jingzhai took the initiative to ask for his life, he can currently be regarded as the first dog tuǐ in front of the obedient official, and although he is born in the dyeing house, he is a good character learned from the merchants of the Ming Kingdom, this thing, just like the later generations cào with a fluent Oxford English, it is really a knock on the bricks of the upper class, understand Sinology, in this era of Fusang, that is the upper class, so he jiāo travels broadly, and he really knows a lot of important ministers of the famous family, The ministers in Beijing, such as Juting Qingji, and other figures, can also be visited.

In this way, he naturally took it upon himself, and immediately prostrated on the ground and pleaded: "Lord, the minister is willing to follow the work of dogs and horses, go to Beijing Town to lobby the affairs of the imperial court, and ask the lord Jiāo to do it for the minister, and the minister only needs three ironclad ships, three hundred armor, and 20,000 yuan." ”

The obedient official shook his head, Yi Neng Jingzhai's heart sank, and he quickly apologized with his forehead touching the ground, "It's the subordinate who is abrupt, please forgive the lord." The obedient official smiled, didn't speak, and ordered to invite the thunder god father to come over, and in a flash, Lihuā Daoxue was pushed over by Chiyo in a wheelchair, and there were two samurai who were waiting for him next to him, to say that this wheelchair was specially made for him by the good official, and even joked with him that this was the wooden ox and flowing horse that Zhuge Wuhou had passed down at the beginning, but the thunder god father really took it seriously, and sighed that the wisdom of the lord was given by God.

Seeing Sister Chiyo, the good official was a little weak-hearted, fortunately, Chiyo didn't seem to notice that there was an NV person next to his husband, and he helped Daddy Thor up, and the two who served him personally helped Daddy Thunder to the good official, and then bowed to worship, this is the etiquette of the monarch and the minister, not because the father-in-law and the NV son-in-law can be exempted.

The obedient official said the opposite huā Daoxue, and finally said, Old Taishan, do you think you can do it? ,

In this era, there is no family and country righteousness, and those who have read the sage book pay attention to the monarch and the minister to the enemy country, to say that Lihuā Daoxue will think in his heart [How can I help foreign countries calculate their own country] This kind of statement, it is inevitable that it is a hypothesis, Lihuā Daoxue will not think so, in his opinion, I wish that the obedient officials unified Fusang and called himself the shogunate, or became the Ming Dynasty Overseas Yingzhou Political Secretary is not bad, but this political secretary and governor must be his own nv son-in-law, as for what Fusang court, That thing is worth a few Yongle Tongbao

Therefore, after a slight pause, he asked, "Who is the lord going to send to Kyoto?" How much copper money do you carry? At this time, the official currency of Fusang is the Yongle Tongbao of the Ming Dynasty, the copper money of the Ming Dynasty is the hardest currency in Southeast Asia, the copper money is not like the US dollar, the US dollar has almost no cost, and the printing of paper is vigorous, but the copper is very valuable, many times, the copper price of the copper coin itself is more expensive than the price of the money it represents, which is also the reason why the Ming money shortage has to use silver as currency. As for gold and silver, it is a luxury item in Fuso, and most of the time it is used to reward his subordinates, but it is not a currency in itself, and Fuso itself is a large exporter of gold and silver.

Sending gold and silver, there may not be a good way to send copper money, the Fusang court is very poor, gold and silver in hand, and have to exchange with the merchants, so as not to be scraped by the merchants, so Li Huā Daoxue has this question, although he did the matter of buying the righteous name of the imperial court with fifty taels of gold, but what the obedient official said, it is no longer a righteous name, no matter how poor and bad the Fusang court is, you ask him to write a letter of state to implore other countries to garrison the army, this is like a family, very poor, and then he ran to the big family next door and said, my wife sleeps with you, You can take whatever you like in my house, and you can give me a bite to eat

Although the words are not good, the truth is actually this truth, so Lihuā Daoxue asked him, how many copper coins are you going to bring to do this big thing

"I'm going to give all the 200,000 stone except for the land I gave out around Hirado to the imperial court as imperial materials, so I'll let Yi Neng Xiǎo Saburo Jingzhai bring ten ironclad ships to do it, but, old Taishan, do you think he should bring a thousand jīng Rui Shangluo?" The good official said his original intention, when he annihilated Takahashi Shaoyun, he felt a lot to the good official, Daddy Thor is worthy of being the leading figure in Fusang in this era, and his subordinates have come out in large numbers, especially the more than 1,000 sharp musketeers, he is also very hot-eyed, but he can't tell Daddy Thunder directly, Daddy, what yours is mine, mine is still mine, and your jīng sharp musketeer will be given to me

The obedient official originally thought that Thunder God Daddy was going to hesitate, but he didn't think about it, but Thunder God Daddy laughed, and even smiled a little relieved, "The lord is really God-granted, and the old minister is about to say to the lord that this is the way to go, how to control the truth of the subordinates, Emperor Zhao Song once had a saying, called the side of the couch to allow others to snore, the old minister looked at the face, although he and the lord have the friendship of Weng and son-in-law, but after all, it is still the relationship between the lord and the courtier, and now the lord mentions that the old minister has 1,500 jīng sharp iron gunners, Originally, the old minister thought that he would die of old age and establish a mountain city in this life, and these iron gunners must be scattered in the future, but they never thought that they would meet the lord, and the old minister's will naturally be the lord's, which is also the way of the monarch and the minister, otherwise, the lord is weak and the servant is strong, which is not the blessing of the king, let alone the blessing of the minister......"

The obedient official originally listened to Thunder God's father's words, and was still a little embarrassed, but after hearing it, he couldn't help but admire this cunning lame old man, and Yi Neng Jingzhai even touched the ground with his forehead to oppose Huā Dao Xuexing to pay homage, "Xiǎo Saburo was ordered by the old man today, which is really a blessing for three lives." And Wen Renshi, who was next to the obedient official, couldn't help but look at Lihuā Daoxue, and said in his heart that he didn't expect that there were such characters in Fusang Country.

"Old Tarzan, this really makes me ...... How to say it. The obedient official bowed slightly to the thunder god father, and then said: "I intend to allocate five hundred to Sister Chiyo, to be the personal guard of our husband and wife, and then allocate five hundred to Xiǎo Saburo to go to Beijing with him, and there are five hundred, so I will bother the old Taishan to take care of it first, and now that Kyushu Island has not been pacified, the Shimazu family and the Ryuzoji family may also have to be stupid, and in the future, the old Taishan will be pressed against the Taishan."

As he spoke, he couldn't help but admire the old man's open-mindedness, fifteen hundred jīng sharp musketeers said that jiāo came out, but, just like the old man himself said, this is now the territory of the Lihuā family, and most of the subordinates are the subordinates of the Lihuā family.

Although Jiā Daoxue went out with a thousand jīng sharp musketeers, but in fact he did not lose money, there was already the friendship of Weng and his son-in-law, and with today's behavior, presumably Uncle Guo should take a look at it even more, if nv son will soon give birth to a son for Uncle Guo, although he is not a son-in-law, but he is the eldest son, and in the future, maybe the entire Kyushu will be a grandson, which is a good deal

The old man successfully found an excuse to give the jīng sharp musketeers to the good official, and then said: "As for the 200,000 stone to be sent to the imperial court as a royal material, Kyushu is not good, Kyushu is the foundation of the lord, and it is best to operate the iron bucket generally, if you can, Shikoku or even, whatever the court picks, the court likes whichever piece it likes, it will be given to the imperial court." ”

The obedient official looked at the thunder god father who was talking eloquently, and couldn't help but have a feeling of tears, sure enough, he was old and not dead for a thief, and he was generous to others to this point, how thick and black did this kind of words have to be said, anyway, I can't say this kind of thing for the time being, most of the four countries are now the territory of the Changzong family, not to mention, the dog's teeth are generally entrenched in countless local wealthy families, and as a result, Lao Taishan's words were taken as his own to give away.

“…… The old minister once heard the Southern Barbarians say that there is a famous saying in their kingdom that a heroic emperor named Caesar is, I come, I see ......"

"I conquer." The good official couldn't help but say it too.

Lihuā Daoxue Shou raised his eyebrows slightly, "It turns out that the lord has also heard this sentence, this is easy to do, lord, you currently have thirty ironclad ships in your hands, as long as there is a port in the whole Fusang, then it should be the lord's Ah If the lord is willing, the old minister is willing to be an eagle dog......" As he spoke, he prostrated down and touched the ground with his forehead.

Looking at the standing huā Daoxue who was prostrate on the ground, the obedient official Shen yín, but he was thinking in his heart, I don't know where I will go in the future, if it is another five hundred years, Fusang does not know whether it will completely become an overseas province of China, or according to the trajectory of history to return to the original road, if it is the former, Father Thunder has no intention of passing on to future generations with a name like Gao Xianzhi, if it is the latter, I am afraid that he will be scolded as Fusang jiān

Seeing that the obedient official didn't speak for a long time, Chiyo, who had not spoken, couldn't help but glance at his husband, and Zhongli looked around, and finally asked for help from Wen Ren's family, leaned over and whispered: "Oh, Mrs. Duan, I may explain what it means to the Xia Guan translator." Master Wenren glared at him, but he also knew that he was very friendly with the good official, and he could call himself a subordinate official, which was already very face-saving, so he simply said it again.

"I come, I see, I conquer." Zhongli lowered his head and chewed this sentence carefully, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it had a taste, it was really every word that suited his spleen and stomach, he couldn't help it, so he shouted, "Brother, brother, I would like to be your Caesar, as long as it is within the range of the ship's Franc machine gun, it is your territory, brother, whoever doesn't accept it, will bomb his mother." ”

Only he, a bandit, dared to speak like this, and Wen Ren next to him couldn't help but roll his eyes, did you do Caesar, that is the emperor of a foreign country.

Shan Sinan yawned and couldn't help muttering, "I don't understand a word, I don't know what to say, it's really boring, what should be killed or not, adults are really boring, they think about killing and killing all day long, if you want me to say, you can win or lose in Wuding" xiǎo Dou Zi couldn't help but pull his sleeve, he came out of the palace in the end, the rules are big, and when he saw that the big man was always relying on the words of Uncle Guo's favor, he was a little anxious.

The obedient official suddenly smiled, this brother of our family, this bombardment of his mother is good, so he is straight at him, "Brother Zhongli's arrogance, it's better to compose a poem, if you want to do it well, you will make my brother a Fusang general." ”

This is naturally a joke, but Zhongli is used to being a big brother, and he refuses to lose face, and when he hears the words, he is immediately entangled, scratching his ears and cheeks, and he really thinks there, the good official saw his appearance, and couldn't help but put his hand on the upper chún, covering his mouth and laughing, at this time, the big head saw Zhongli's expression, and felt that Zhongli looked like he couldn't pull out the poop, and couldn't help but say, "You can't pull out the poop." ”

Zhongli was said by the big head, his face turned from red to purple, and his face was really purple, but he was so stunned, he actually thought of Xiǎo Furong usually reciting poems with him, and suddenly had an idea, and opened his mouth to sing: "The cannon is blazing his mother, and Weijia is in the sea...... Go back to your hometown and count the heroes...... Bell...... Vice Admiral Zhong, Ande Giant Whale ......"

Singing this, his face was full of pride, jīng Shen was radiant, and his heart said xiǎo hibiscus ah xiǎo hibiscus, heart liver ròuròu, you are really my baby, and shouted out the last sentence loudly, "Ande giant whale swallows Fusang." ”,

Zheng Guofan was shocked on the spot and lay down......

Seeing his brother's stunned expression, Zhongli suddenly felt a sense of kinship, and scratched his head, didn't he do a good job? couldn't help but turn his head and ask Wen Renshi, "Mrs. Duan, isn't Xiaguan's poem good?" ”

Wen Renshi covered his mouth and smiled, "Okay, good, very imposing." When Zhongli heard this, he immediately became proud, although this lady is not a good person, but his brother said her, that is the No. 1 smart person in Tianzi with the old head of the pavilion, she said yes, that must be good.

"But......" Wen Renshi continued, "Your poem is obviously copied from the sentence of Han Gaozu back then, and the poem of Renchen being a king, it is inevitably transgressed, just like just now you said that you want to be a Caesar, and that is a foreign emperor......"

Zhongli's face immediately changed greatly, and he quickly shook his head in denial, "That's not what we meant. ”

"Brother Zhongli's poem is well done." The obedient official was shocked from the poem, and hurriedly applauded, "Full of momentum, as for what trespasses, we don't pay attention to what kind of words, this poem must be your brother, I testify, with this poem, my brother will definitely leave a mark in the history books in the future." ”

Really? Zhongli scratched his head, his brother shouldn't lie to himself, but what Mrs. Duan said seems to have a point, hey, I'll go back and ask Xiǎo Furong later.

After praising Zhongli, the obedient official looked at him with a very strange look, and then said to Yi Neng Jingzhai: "Xiǎo Saburo, I mean to let you lead ten ironclad ships, 1,000 sharp musketeers, and 200 armored samurai, and go to Kaimachi from the direction of Shikoku Island, and attack freely along the way, and after arriving in Kyoto, he said to King Fuso, as long as he likes the place, we will help him fight it, but the national letter must be written carefully, do you understand?" ”

Yi Neng xiǎo San Lang Jing Zhai comprehended his mind, he lived in Kyoto since xiǎo, thinking that he was born as a servant, but he was able to lead ten ironclad ships and thousands of jīng Rui Shangluo, and returned to his hometown in a beautiful manner, for a while, tears flowed down his face, prostrate on the ground, put his forehead tightly on the ground, and choked up: "I am willing to die for my uncle and grandfather......"

"So what am I doing?" Zhongli hurriedly asked, and the obedient official smiled, "Brother Zhongli, don't worry, when Cào finishes the marriage of his five hundred brothers, the two of us brothers will go ashore from another place." ”

After the discussion was made, even if the matter was so decided, the obedient official asked Hu Litao and Yi Neng Jingzhai to go together, Hu Litao originally wanted to see what kind of grand occasion it was for the five hundred military guards to get married together, but Uncle Guo ordered it down, so he had to obey the order, and the two ordered ten ironclad ships, and passed through the town of Otomo Family, and went to the direction of Shikoku Island.

Saying that Zhongli made a poem, he was uneasy, and sure enough, he went back to the room to ask xiǎo Furong, xiǎo Furong listened to it, and couldn't help but smile, master, the tǐng made by this big wind song is good, and it is also in line with the identity of the master, and the xiǎo master has a number in his heart As for what is not arrogant, how can I listen to the words of the lady, if you want to say arrogant, she kneels in front of the xiǎo lord every day to serve the shiìxiǎo lord, that is really arrogant, but this is afraid that Concubine De Niangniang wants to come out and vent her anger to her younger brother, Who dares to say more, but, sir, when there are many people in the future, you still call Lord xiǎo as the uncle of the country, although Lord Xiǎo worships you and treats you kindly, but you can't stand the many people and mouths, and it will reach the ears of Concubine De Niangniang in the future, which is inevitably not beautiful.

Zhongli has always humbly accepted Xiǎo Furong's opinion, and when he heard this, he nodded and said yes.

And the obedient official killed Mrs. Duan seven times because of his weak heart, but he didn't get along with Sister Chiyo, but he accompanied Chiyo fiercely in the past two days, naturally, although he had opened meat, he really couldn't do it for a while, Mrs. Duan was full of charms, and at first glance she was a well-ripened fù person, and her sister Chiyo was only fifteen years old, where could she go, although it was normal for Fusang to marry at the age of twelve and have children at the age of thirteen.

Since this is the case, he had no choice but to pull his hand, even so, Chiyo was very satisfied, for that Mrs. Duan, she actually knew it, but the Fusang NV people were indeed the head of the forbearance at this point, which was incomparable to the NV people of other countries, and it can be said that the Fusang NV suppressed the jealous Tian Xìng to the lowest point.

After a few days, it is an auspicious day of the zodiac, the yellow calendar is auspicious, this is the day when the obedient official picks more than 500 military guards to get married, on this day, Qinglong, Mingtang, Jinkui, Tiande, Yùtang, Si Ming and other six stars are on duty, and everything is written on the yellow calendar, and it is not avoidable of jealousy. ,

The first batch of military guards who followed the good officials to Fusang were all full of joy, but they were wearing armor on their bodies and wearing armor for weddings, which I am afraid that the good officials could figure out. Because each of these people received two hundred stone of land from the obedient official, it is equivalent to all of them are xiǎo flags, so they wear the armor of xiǎo flag officials, because the armor is not enough, they also deliberately rushed to build some, and from the brothers on the twenty ironclad ships that caught up, they all rushed to make the armor of the xiǎo flag, the inside is a red fat jacket, the outside of the red fat jacket is a mountain character armor, the heart guard is bright enough to shake the eyes of huā people, and the red tassels on the helmet are all new clusters.

The history books say that the Yiwu soldiers he trained stood in the heavy rain for a whole day, not moving at all, and scared the nine-sided generals who watched half to death, as long as there are 10,000 of this kind of jīng soldiers, where can the world go. The consequence of Qi Jiguang's military training is that even the Zhejiang military guards pay attention to the military appearance, and every military guard man has eaten military sticks when he first practiced military appearance, especially when the drum moves, requiring the right foot to step together, and I don't know how many people have eaten the military stick because of this, and later invented the right foot with bare feet and left feet to wear shoes to practice military appearance, and the drum sounds, barefoot and barefoot step out first.

Therefore, now the Zhejiang military guards are not good at fighting, but the posture is definitely the crown of the Ming Dynasty, more than 500 xiǎo banners wearing armor and walking around with neat steps, all the people watching the ceremony are frightened, there are merchants, farmers, envoys of the Otomo family, and even, there must be ninjas of the Shimazu family Ryuzoji family and the máo Li family, and this is what the good officials want, I can't scare you to death.