"Wake up, wake up." Another person stabbed Wu Jie's waist with his hand: "Xiao Wu, why did you fall asleep during work hours." ”

Wu Jie opened his eyes dimly and found himself sitting in front of the computer in the library, with a trace of saliva hanging from the corner of his mouth.

It was his colleague Aunt Liu who woke him up.

Aunt Liu kept fanning her hands in front of her: "What a big smell of alcohol, you must have been drinking last night." ”

"I'm sorry, I slept late, I couldn't bear it, I was stunned just now." Wu Jie was a little embarrassed. There was also a smell of Jiannan burning spring in his mouth, which he drank at the Tang family's poetry meeting in a dream. The taste is really good, but the stamina is enough, and the head is still a little dizzy.

"You young people, why don't you take care of your body so much?" Aunt Liu shook her head helplessly and reminded Wu Jie: "Little Wu, don't forget what the eldest sister called to tell you last night!" ”

"Called me last night?" Wu Jie scratched his head, and couldn't remember what happened last night?

"Look at you, look at you, you're pretending to be confused again, you're like this, thin-skinned." Aunt Liu smiled: "When you are old, you should become a family." The so-called men should get married, women should get married, and there is nothing to be embarrassed about. The girl is from our city and has a house. ”

"Ah, blind date!" Wu Jie's mouth opened wide in surprise.

"It seems that you really forgot, I sent you the picture of that girl on my phone last night." Aunt Liu was very unhappy: "Don't think that other girls are not good-looking, house, house, Xiao Wu, isn't this how people are in this life, be realistic." ”

"En-en-en." I don't want to make the colleague who gets along with Sin day and night unhappy, and this kind of menopausal aunt especially can't be offended. No matter how Aunt Liu taught her, Wu Jie could only nod her head and say yes, and promised to go on a blind date with her after work.

finally sent the aunt away, and the drowsiness was gone.

Taking a sip of water, Wu Jie sighed in his heart. I'm really going back more and more, and I'm going to go on a blind date. Actually, a blind date is not a big deal, an otaku has a limited social circle, and there is no place to meet girls without being introduced. However, when I heard the news, why couldn't I raise my spirits?

Am I really not a little energetic, and I am decrepit before I get old?

I'm only twenty-seven years old, so I can't bring up the passion for life?

His grandmother's suddenly felt a little sad. It's not some bright melancholy, it's a gloomy melancholy like the weather outside. ”

After sitting in a daze for a moment, Wu Jie suddenly remembered something, and a cold air suddenly bubbled up in his heart, so startled that he almost jumped up from the chair.

From what I said to Aunt Liu just now, I learned that she made a phone call last night, saying that she wanted to introduce a girlfriend to me. I also agreed at the time, and I also looked at the woman's photo.

This should be a great event for Wu Jie, but no matter how he recalls, he can't remember such a thing.

Not only that, but I don't even have any memory of what I did last night. Also, in the dream, I drank a lot of wine, fell asleep in the Tang family's library, and when I woke up, I went to the library. I don't have the slightest impression of how I came to work this morning, as if I appeared here out of thin air.

In other words, from the night before to the present, the memory of the time period of one day and one night is gone.

What's going on here?

Could it be that I suffer from amnesia, no, no, absolutely impossible, I am in good health. Recently, I signed up for the gym, ate and slept well, and was as strong as a cow, so it was impossible to get this disease.

Then, there is only one explanation, and the time and space of modern society have changed. That day and night were missing for me.

After thinking about it for a long time, Wu Jie couldn't figure it out,

Not wanting to spend any more energy on this, Wu Jie pulled up all the exam questions and answers from the computer and recited them silently.

It is estimated that he was upset by this sudden situation, and he memorized hundreds of words, and he couldn't remember whether he was alive or dead, but his brain hurt.

It seemed that reciting it again would have no effect, so Wu Jie had to reluctantly put the stack of model texts into the drawer. Suddenly, he remembered the title of the poetry meeting, and his heart moved, Baidu "Linjiang Immortal", and found a lot of famous articles. There are Su Shi's, Li Qingzhao's, and Qin Guan's, and any one of them can be copied, and the hundreds of people at the poetry meeting can be shocked.

Didn't those guys laugh at me for being a fool, and what would happen if I suddenly pronounced these quatrains for the ages?

The more I thought about it, the happier I became, and I looked up a few poems about the Three Gorges of the Yangtze River on the computer, and I was fascinated by it, but my stomach was a little hungry, and when I saw that the time was noon, I couldn't help laughing.

Just turn it off and go out to eat.

The work in the library was tedious, nothing major happened, and the whole afternoon was spent memorizing exam questions.

After getting off work, Wu Jie went to the Hunan restaurant opposite the unit with Aunt Liu to meet with the object.

This blind date was a tragedy.

First of all, there are too many people. The woman's entire family seemed to have come. There were a total of six women at the level of aunts watching Wu Festival like monkeys in a zoo, and they kept pointing and pointing.

Completely disregarding the feelings of the person concerned.

Also, the woman's parents are also quite arrogant, and they look rich when they speak: "It is not easy for my family to raise such an eldest daughter, the house, store, and car are ready." Wu Jie, I heard Sister Liu say that you are not a local, you don't have a house, your income is low, and as for your career, you can't talk about it. It's not so easy to take advantage of a big advantage. Tell me for yourself, what do you have that is worthy of my daughter? ”

This was very polite, and Wu Jie was annoyed when he heard it. But his surname was peaceful, and he didn't have a seizure in front of Aunt Liu, so he just said some saliva helplessly, and then lowered his head to eat vegetables.

For that girl, Wu Jie was not interested at all.

This is an off-the-beaten-path, with dyed green hair, rings on the wings of the nose, and black nails and lips.

Out of politeness, Wu Jie also thought about taking the initiative to talk to her. It's a pity that as soon as the non-mainstream sat down, he took out his mobile phone and kept sending messages, going up**, playing games, and being an invisible person when Wu Jie was an invisible person.

Not only that, but this girl is still very frustrated. Five short figures, obese.

On a cold day, he was thinly dressed, and the fat on his waist came with a swimming ring.

Wu Jie hated girls being fat the most, and the women he saw in the Ming Dynasty were all beautiful women. The little girl I saw in the library before was dignified and elegant, her little maid and moth were fresh and beautiful, and even the hateful Miss Tang's big maid with a small nose and small eyes was also a little beauty.

Compared to them, this non-mainstream is simply unwatchable.

The most unbearable thing is that the girl played with her mobile phone for a long time, and another call came in. Immediately connected the phone and walked out of the small hall as he spoke. In the corridor, it was half an hour, and finally came a sentence: "Grass, stinky bitch is so arrogant, wait." Girl, I'm on a blind date, and I'll take a vote of people to kill it as soon as it's over, so that the stinky and shameless one looks good. Rob my man, what a big dog? ”

The people in the entire private room looked at each other and couldn't make a sound for a long time.

Wu Jie remembered the day and night he lost, and he didn't have the heart to talk to anyone anymore, so he kept drinking water to hide his embarrassment.

After eating, they dispersed.

"Xiao Wu, you also saw the girl, what is your opinion?" Aunt Liu asked enthusiastically.

"Forget it, I can't afford it." Wu Jie smiled bitterly: "Auntie, I understand your kindness." That girl, I'm really, really ......."

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