Wu Lao Er still didn't go back to Sanmen County, he thought about it and felt that it was not a matter of one day or two days, so he went back to Daye City first, and planned to take Wu Lao Niang and Wu Lao Niang to live at his own house with his little sister after arranging it. Otherwise, such a big house would be a little empty by itself. Although there are subordinates, even Wu Laoer, who is the soul of modern people, will not regard subordinates as his friends. Although he and Wu's father and mother don't have anything to say, it will eventually make the family more popular.

It was sunset again, looking at the tall city walls and the endless flow of people in Daye City, Wu Lao Er sighed with emotion, Zhen Nima is not easy, I, Hu Hansan, have finally returned.

At the gate of the city, several soldiers guarding the city saw that Wu Lao Er was dressed well, with a tall head and a big horse under his crotch, and two scimitars on his left waist. But what's wrong with this guy's illness, just sit on the horse and stare at the city gate, either the mountain bandits come to step on the point, or the brain is not enough.

Wu Lao Er dismounted under the strange eyes of the soldiers guarding the city, and walked towards the city with the flow of people. There are rules in Daye City, and horses are not allowed in the city unless there is a war. Because Daye City is a war fortress and there are many business travelers, there are really many people in the city, and it is easy to cause unnecessary chaos by riding horses in the city.

The first stop must not be your own home, it must be Zhao Wangfu. The soldiers guarding the door were the two hundred Lin Wei under Zhou Ji, and they all knew Wu Laoer, so when they saw that Wu Laoer was about to enter the palace, they all nodded and said hello. If you try it with another person, even if it is the city lord Zhao Jun, although he will not be stopped outside the palace, as soon as you enter, someone will follow, and someone will run forward to report first.

Wu Lao Er came to the palace hall with a big grin, dragged a subordinate and asked, "Where is the prince?" ”

The person was startled, and of course he knew Gonggong Gui, the chief manager of the palace, and hurriedly replied that it was in the garden. Wu Lao Er nodded and hurriedly walked to the back garden, muttering in his heart that King Zhao is sick, and now it is not far from winter, the temperature is still a little low at this time, and then blow a little wind, what do you say you are running the garden, enjoying the flowers? The flowers are almost falling, okay. Complaining is complaining, but as a subordinate, you must have the consciousness of a subordinate, so when he saw the shadow of King Zhao, Wu Lao Er hurriedly ran forward and saluted respectfully: "Xiao Guizi has seen the prince, the prince Jin'an!" ”

Seeing Wu Laoer's appearance, King Zhao shook his head amusedly and said, "You little bastard can still come back alive, sure enough, a good person doesn't live long, and the scourge will last for a thousand years!" ”

Seeing that King Zhao was not angry, Wu Lao Er said casually: "Isn't it, the prince is also alive and well, hehe, this little one can rest assured." ”

King Zhao feigned anger and said: "You still dare to talk nonsense, I really think that this king will not dare to commit your crime!" ”

"It's not that the prince doesn't dare, but he can't bear it. How can I say that Xiao Guizi is also for the sake of the prince who is conscientious and does not dare to have a trace of slackness, even if there is no merit and hard work, there is still a little bit of loyalty, how can the prince bear to punish Xiao Guizi. ”

Wu Lao Er doesn't have the domineering spirit of the protagonist in the movie novel, he can talk calmly and eloquently in the face of the king or emperor of a country, he always thinks that people who do that are not normal except for looking for death or looking for smoking. Don't say that you are a companion such as a tiger, if you face the head of a country, if you don't have a little awe, others will not see and say how you are not humble or arrogant, but will definitely say that you are rude. Don't think that Wu Lao Er is disgusting to do this, and he has lost his identity as a modern person, modern people, you go to ancient times, I really don't know what identity I have. Everyone else does that, but you're not, so what do you think will happen? Zhuge Liang Niu, when Liu Bei looked at the thatched house, was the shelf big? After returning to Liu Bei's command, no matter how good Liu Bei is to him, no matter how much he sleeps together, do you think he still dares to throw Liu Bei's face? Don't you have to bow respectfully and speak? This is the rule of living in the world. Since ancient times, how many people have been unruly in the face of superiors, and how many have a good end? Therefore, Wu Lao Er does not have a little style in the face of Zhao Wang and Liu Jin and other modern people, which is completely normal in his own opinion, if he still speaks loudly and walks with his head held high when facing these people, then waiting for him is indispensable with a sentence of 'dog head waiting'!

King Zhao didn't have the intention to blame Wu Lao Er, although he also knew that Wu Lao Er's arrangement went wrong, but he still admired this slippery little eunuch who had been playing with him since he was a child. Without him, among so many little eunuchs back then, Wu Lao Er was the one with the most ghost ideas, and he was also the most insightful, the most comprehensive, the most far-sighted, and the most resourceful (Wu Lao Er was snickering). Although Wu Lao Er did not understand this time, which caused him to almost lose his life, and finally ran a thousand meters to get out of the big disaster, Zhao Wang Baiqi thought that as long as Wu Lao Er was given time, he could become his right-hand man. And because the two often played together when they were children, he also thought that Wu Lao Er was loyal enough to him, which was enough, and a little punishment was really unnecessary.

"Hmph, if it weren't for the fact that you, a kid, were still a little loyal, this king would not spare you." Although there will be no punishment, the necessary gestures will still be done.

Wu Lao Er really didn't care about King Zhao's tone, and he didn't lose a piece of meat. Hippie said with a smile: "Needless to say, Xiao Guizi's loyalty to the prince is also famous!" ”

Hearing him say this, King Zhao immediately became interested, "By the way, what happened to Guo Yi and the masked female assassin later?" This king has not waited for news here, so let's hear about it. ”

I am not afraid that the leader has principles, but I am afraid that the leader has no hobbies. After so many years, Wu Lao Er certainly knows what King Zhao's hobbies are, obviously he is not very good at martial arts, and he loves to listen to things on the rivers and lakes.

"Guo Xuan, of course he was killed by the little one! As for the masked woman, when she saw the little one, she was so frightened that she was urinating. The little one chased for several hours and didn't catch up, otherwise hum"

Of course, King Zhao knew that what Wu Lao Er said was not true, but he didn't care about this, as long as the process was tortuous enough, and the result was not too outrageous. So he hurriedly said: "You hurry up and talk to this king, and this king will be rewarded if you say it well!" ”

So Wu Lao Er added fuel and vinegar to how he killed Lu Xing, and then saw that the other party was overwhelmed, and was forced to make a strategic transfer, and how he rose up in a mountain forest Yu Yong killed Guo Yi on the spot. Just as he was about to attack the masked female assassin, the other party knew that he was not an opponent and fled, and he kept chasing after him, and finally there was no trace of the enemy near the capital. He also said that if he encountered it again next time, he would definitely let his subordinates lose and sink into the sand and die in Huangquan!

This story has been told for more than an hour, and the content is twists and turns, ups and downs, and King Zhao is dizzy and fascinated when he listens to it, and he can't wait to replace him. Not only King Zhao, but even the 'little Anzi' An Dehai who was waiting on the side, although he knew that Wu Lao Er was blowing nonsense like a mirror in his heart, he also listened to it directly. It wasn't until Wu Lao Er said that he took the time to go back to the capital and took his own weapons that King Zhao came back to his senses. Looking at the scimitar hanging on Wu Laoer's waist, he asked, "This is your weapon?" ”

Wu Lao Er proudly patted the scimitar on his waist and replied: "Of course! This pair of scimitars is the masterpiece of the world's first blacksmith - Tie Guan Li, the left hand knife is made of flying stones from the sky, and the right hand knife is made of deep sea gold. Blowing hair and breaking hair, sharpening iron like mud, the first place in the martial arts weapon rankings, worthy of the name of 'demon knife'! ”

King Zhao was deeply fascinated by Wu Laoer's nonsense, and listened to what Wu Lao Er said wonderfully, and couldn't wait to say: "Quickly show your knife to this king, if it is really as powerful as you said, this king will be rewarded!" ”

Wu Lao Er glanced at King Zhao, and wanted to remind him that you haven't fulfilled the "heavy reward" you just told the story, but now you are coming, but although these two knives are stronger than most weapons, they are by no means as powerful as they boast. Although it is nothing for King Zhao to see through, at most he will be laughed at for a while, but since it is a 'demon knife', there must be a 'demon knife' rule! So Wu Lao Er said cautiously: "Lord Qi, it is not for nothing that these two small scimitars are called 'demon knives'. It is really that the material of these two knives is special, and the anger contained in them is too heavy, and Tie Guan Li used the method of blood casting, so these two knives can not be easily unsheathed, and the blood must be seen and returned when they are unsheathed, otherwise it is not good for the Lord, it is actually a pair of evil knives and magic knives. The prince's golden body, it's better not to take risks. ”

King Zhao likes to listen to stories, but is not an idiot. What evil knife, magic knife, demon knife, what out of the sheath will see blood and return, otherwise it will be unfavorable to the Lord, as soon as I hear it, Wu Lao Er is blind there. An Dehai, who covered his mouth and snickered on the side, said: "Xiao Anzi, can you believe what Xiao Guizi said?" ”

An Dehai sneered and said: "Lord Qi, Gonggong Gui's pair of scimitars are a pair of good knives, and this small one is undoubtedly believed." But if you want to say that you must see blood clouds, please forgive Xiao Anzi for being young and knowledgeable, but he has never heard of it. ”

Wu Lao Er immediately scolded angrily: "How much knowledge do you have, how can you see such a divine weapon like this!" That's what it is."

"Alright, alright." King Zhao helplessly interrupted Wu Laoer's boasting, and said impatiently: "In your words, it's 'a mule or a horse, pull it out and slip it'." Seeing that Wu Lao Er was about to interject, he hurriedly continued: "I know you want to say that you can't see blood or something, so let's do it, Xiao Anzi, you go find someone to get a live poultry or something, as long as there is blood." At that time, let's let Xiao Guizi kill him with his double knives and roast it to eat! ”

Hearing King Zhao say this, Wu Lao Er hurriedly stopped An Dehai, "Lord Wang, this is a small weapon, I haven't seen blood yet, the first time I opened meat, I actually killed a chicken and duck or something, isn't it not good?" ”

"Ha, do you still want this king to find someone for you to kill?"

"Well, well, for the sake of my two divine weapons, why can't I kill a chicken? If it's not good for the Lord, it's not good, it's a big deal that I stay at home for the past two days and don't leave the house. Saying that, Wu Lao Er pulled out two knives.

This knife hangs more willfully, and the two knives are hung on the waist on the left side, which makes people look sassy and extremely packed. If it is really against the enemy, it will definitely suffer a big loss. But this guy feels that it looks too earthy with a handle, and he can't use it for the time being anyway.

After a piercing sound of the knife coming out of the sheath, Wu Lao took a scimitar in his second-hand hand. At this time, the sun had set, and the jade rabbit rose in the east, shining on the body of the knife, shining with a faint light.

King Zhao took the scimitar in his hand and watched, he had not seen a good weapon. Because he has liked the heroism of the rivers and lakes and the blood of the battlefield since he was a child, the royal arsenal is his favorite.

First, he weighed the weight of the scimitar with his hand, nodded noncommittally, and then gently wiped the blade with his hand, and a trace of disappointment flashed in King Zhao's eyes. Returning the knife to Wu Lao Er, King Zhao said narrowly: "This is Xiao Guizi, the magic weapon in your mouth?" Is it a mistake? Or did that Tie Guan Li deceive you? In the eyes of this king, this scimitar is just a little stronger, how can you blow so hard, and you still blow your hair and break your hair, alas, the 'demon knife' is nothing more than that, according to this king, it is not as sharp as Zhou Ji's waist knife. ”

Wu Lao Er smiled shamelessly: "I was recognized by the prince, in fact, the small one wants two real demon knives, but the East Factory obviously doesn't have too good materials." The little one knows that the prince has always been an expert in this area, so I don't know if the prince can get us some good things."

An Dehai couldn't hold it back, and laughed out loud, and then probably felt that it was too rude in front of the prince, so he turned around and shook his body.

Even though Zhao Wang Baiqi was already familiar with Wu Laoer's shamelessness, he was still stunned for a while before he said: "You have been saying this for a long time, just to say this?" ”

Wu Lao Er nodded honestly, and said seriously: "The little one is thin-skinned, how can he be embarrassed to speak directly." Fortunately, we are still a little cultured, so we have to be tactful. ”

Seeing that King Zhao looked at him and didn't speak, he continued in a low voice: "Well, there's no way, the little one is the real graceful faction"

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Andehai: ""