Chapter 096 drunken disorder
This dinner party was drunk until nearly three watches, Liu Cong drank too much, Huang Zhong also drank too much, Zhao Yun, Wei Yan, Gong Zhi drank a lot, and Zhou Cangxing Daorong also drank too much.
Zhou Cang didn't talk much, and at this time he rushed to speak.
Until Liu Cong was still sober, he didn't lose his temper when he drank too much.
Huang Zhong has always been old, and although he drank a little heavily, he still beckoned everyone to go back to rest.
So, Huang Zhong, Zhao Yun, and Wei Yan and Liang Zhu'er and Lai Fat greeted Liu Cong back to the bedroom to rest.
Although Liu Cong was not drunk, he was excited by alcohol.
Young people, full of blood, have no way to suppress them as soon as they get excited.
At this time, Liu Cong was lying on the bed, and he didn't take off his clothes, and looked at Liang Zhu'er standing aside to serve, so he squinted his eyes and said, "Zhu'er, Zhu'er." I miss your second grandmother. I really miss your second grandmother. What to do? You say, what should I do? ”
"You say, second master, what do you say? I will do what you say. Why don't I go back to Xiangyang overnight and bring my second grandmother over to serve you? ”
"Grass!" Liu Cong scolded: "When your kid moves back, I won't be in a hurry to die of the second master?" You can fucking fool me. Oops, Zhu'er, it's so uncomfortable to hold your stomach. Hurry up and figure it out. ”
Liang Zhu'er turned his face to look at Lai Fat Man and smiled, and after laughing for a while, he said, "Fat man, hurry, the second master can't stand it." I can tell you, if the second grandmother is suffocated tonight, you kid will wait and see how the second grandmother cleans you up. ”
Lai Fatzi also cracked his mouth and smiled, and after laughing for a while, he came over to comfort Liu Cong: "Second master, if you don't do this, I'll leave and let Zhu'er serve you here." I rode fast horses with Ma Zhu'er, well, your snow king, where in the deep mountains and dense forests, bring the girl who picks mushrooms over to serve you? ”
Liu Cong scolded: "You two bastards, you wait, you two want to kill me in a hurry." Damn, it's a hundred miles from here to Lin Zhen'er's house, well, back and forth, you have to be alarmed when you get there, and you will be verbose for a while, don't you want to have breakfast when you come back?
How will I spend this night? What are you thinking about the two of you? ”
Liang Zhu'er and Lai Fatzi laughed at each other, grimacing and making fun of Liu Cong.
Who knows that Liu Cong is not drunk, if he is drunk, he will fall asleep.
However, Liu Cong didn't sleep, and repeatedly urged Liang Zhu'er to find a way for him.
The two guys realized that Liu Cong was really moving at this time, and they were worried for a while.
"What can I do?
Looks like we have to do something tonight.
What if you don't meet the requirements? Tomorrow, I can't serve the one who shakes my face.
Otherwise, Lai Fatty, you go out and think of a way to find a few pheasants for the second master to vent the fire? ”
"Grass! Look at what you say. After the third watch, the whole city was under martial law. Where do I find it?
Besides, we are not familiar with this new wild city, who knows where the pheasant nest is?
Otherwise, I'll serve the second master here, and you can go out and find it. ”
Liang Zhu'er was also embarrassed, frowning and helpless. After thinking about it for a while, he didn't advocate it, turned his face and saw Liu Cong close his eyes, so he quietly said to Lai Fatzi: "Don't worry about him, just wait for him to sleep." It's almost the fourth watch, and as soon as he closes his eyes, the sky will be bright. At dawn, he didn't have those requirements. Leave him alone, just serve here. ”
Who knew that Liu Cong was unstoppable, closed his eyes and was sober for a while, he heard the two of them talking, thinking that he was looking for a woman, but when he opened his eyes, he saw these two guys muttering, and there was not even a single woman's hair in the house.
Liu Cong got angry and scolded: "You two bastards, why don't you act? Liang Zhu'er, think of a way. ”
As soon as Liang Zhu'er heard Liu Cong scolding herself, she replied in a low voice: "Second master, wait a minute, bear with me, Zhu'er will go out and find a way." ”
As he spoke, he gave Lai Fat a look, told him to serve him well, and went out by himself.
There was also a lantern hanging at the door, which was dimly lit outside, and when I left here, it was dark in the distance.
Liang Zhu'er was so worried that he had nothing to do, so he just walked forward.
There is a gate in front of them, there is a secret whistle to guard the door, as soon as Liu Cong walked into their sight, the dark whistle shouted: "Who? ”
Liu Cong hurriedly came over to speak, saying that he came out to find a woman for his master.
The secret whistle asked who the master was, and Zhu'er replied that it was Liu Cong in Jingzhou.
The dark sentry was startled and said, "Such a big official, thinking of doing such a thing, still need you to come out and worry about it?" General Huang Zhong did not arrange it in the evening? ”
"General Huang is also a good thing?"
"You, who is an official who doesn't like women these days? Which official doesn't maintain a few? ”
Liang Zhu'er was stunned when he heard it, he couldn't think of it, he couldn't think of it, because he followed Liu Cong all the year round, and he only knew that Liu Cong had gone out with his brother Liu Qi a few times.
It may be that Liu Cong has been an official for too short, he is busy with official business, he is too young, and he has just gotten married, so he didn't see Liu Cong maintaining women.
This secret whistle was puzzled, suspecting that Liang Zhu'er was not the tolerance of the Xiangyang Yamen, although he couldn't see clearly, he also stared at Liu Cong carefully, and looked at him for a while before asking: "Are you the bodyguard in front of the door of Master Liu Cong in the governance of the Jingzhou Yamen?" How I don't believe it! A person like the lord of Zhizhong has to do such a thing, and it takes trouble. Where did he go, and the lower-level officials didn't arrange ten or eight for him? ”
Liu Cong said that it was true, but the dark whistle was still not at ease, so he asked to live in that room.
Liang Zhu'er said where to live.
When this dark whistle heard this, he jumped up, and hurriedly saluted: "Under Gou Degui." If you don't know your superiors, you will be guilty of a capital crime. And when he spoke, he knelt down and prostrate.
Liang Zhu'er grabbed him and said, "You kid don't need to kowtow, you don't need so much etiquette." You only help me with one thing. And you say, can it be done? ”
"In Xia Gou Degui, listen to the military master's orders."
"Alright, go out and get me some pheasants right now. The master of my family, Jingzhou Thorn History, Yamen, Liu Cong, etc. ”
Gou Degui was embarrassed when he heard this, and muttered: "This, it's dark and I can't see my five fingers, and it's the second half of the night, and the whole city is asleep, but where to find it?" Besides, the city is quiet, martial law has been applied, and at the slightest sound, the dogs in the city bark indiscriminately. Caught by the Night Watch, that's no fun.
If you are on duty here, as soon as you leave here, you will be derelict in your duties, and this crime will be added to your head, and you will lose your head. ”
Well, when Liang Zhu'er heard it, Gou Degui was reasonable. However, Liu Cong was in a hurry in the house, and this matter was difficult to handle at both ends.
is still this Gou Degui is weak, Liang Zhu'er decided to pinch him to do things.
At this time, Liang Zhu'er pretended to turn his face and asked in a low voice: "Gou Degui, do you dare to disobey the army's orders?" ”
"Don't dare, don't dare! How many heads does Gou Degui have? ”
"That's good. Gou Degui listens to orders! ”
Gou Degui hurriedly knelt down: "Under Gou Degui, listen to Hou Junye's orders." ”
"I ordered you to bring a few women in less than half an hour. Violators will be killed! ”
"Gou Degui takes the order!"
"Go ahead." 096