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The night was deep, and the torrential rain poured down on the head and face, and with the strong wind and thunder and lightning, it hit the people's bodies hard, and the people were in pain.

"Click!"

A dazzling bolt of lightning lit up the night sky and illuminated the entire land, and in that dazzling moment, it also illuminated a pale and handsome face in the grass by the roadside.

At the moment, this face is a little hideous.

His name is Xiao Fan, and he is an unemployed young man in society.

To say that he is an unemployed young man may be a bit of a whitewash of his true identity.

To be precise, he was a robber.

For a young man with no diploma, no ability, and huge employment pressure, he really can't find a better way to survive except for grabbing money.

Society is so realistic, the pay and the gain can never be proportional. Before that, Xiao Fan was a kind young man, he had studied, his diploma was very ordinary, he had a short job, and his job was very poor.

His life, like his name, was as ordinary as a speck of dust in the air.

N times he has encountered a wall in his job search, he has never been discouraged, he always believes that God rewards hard work, and God will not treat hard-working people badly.

It wasn't until one day that he was attracted by the small note on the telephone pole that "recruited male public relations, with a monthly salary of 30,000 yuan", and turned over all his savings as a so-called "security deposit".

While having nothing, Xiao Fan figured it out like a Buddha enlightened.

It turns out that if this world wants to succeed, it is nothing more than the five words "stealing, abducting, cheating, and robbing".

So he decided to be a robber, a robber with a very bright future.

Tonight was his first robbery and he was a little nervous.

The thunderstorm mixed with lightning and strong winds kept pouring down on him, and before he knew it, Xiao Fan had been lying in the grass for more than an hour. He felt so cold that his whole body was numb.

Xiao Fan felt that his current state was very detrimental to his great cause of robbery.

Even if a fat sheep passed in front of him, with his current numb physical state, maybe he would be robbed by the fat sheep instead.

If that were the case, he would be a disgrace to his fellow robbers. Maybe he'll be caught and sent to jail by the police. What's more, he is afraid that he will become the laughing stock of the police after dinner, the kind that has been laughing for many years.

It doesn't matter if a person doesn't have the ability to make money, but if even the ability to be a criminal destroyer is very sparse, it will be too much to live.

Xiao Fan felt the pressure. He really didn't expect that robbing this kind of work was also stressful, and how hard modern life is.

In order to relieve the pressure in his heart, and to make his gradually frozen and numb body more sensitive, Xiao Fan decided that he should rob a bottle of wine before the official robbery.

In fact, there is not much malice in the starting point of the wine robbery. As we all know, wine is strong and intimidating, and at the same time it can also activate the blood, which is really a must-have item before robbery.

There will never be a real business without capital in this world, and neither will robbery.

Do what you think.

Xiao Fan got up from the grass and walked towards a small grocery store diagonally across the road.

Fortunately, Xiao Fan has a knife, this is a very sharp bone knife, in fact, the origin of this knife is also very incorrect, during the day Xiao Fan passed by a pork stall in the vegetable market, taking advantage of the fact that the pork seller was not paying attention, and touched it.

"Robbery! Robbery of wine is not robbery of wealth! ”

Walking into the grocery store, Xiao Fan showed a hideous face, and at the same time, the bone cutting knife hidden in his arms also showed up.

The owner of the grocery store was obviously afraid of death, he was full of excitement, and then his pale hands hugged his head, looking at him like that, Xiao Fan felt that even if he wanted to rob him, as long as he didn't kill him, he would definitely be obedient and pose.

"This ...... This brother, Qian ...... The money is in the drawer next to me...... "The boss's voice trembled, and he swayed.

"What kind of wine do you have here?" Xiao Fan ignored the boss's kind invitation, but raised his head and looked intently at the row of wine bottles of different varieties in the shop.

The boss was flustered, and then began to introduce very enthusiastically: "There are red wine, foreign wine, white wine, beer, ......."

Xiao Fan, who has never drunk, was a little at a loss: "What kind of drink is suitable for those who can strengthen their courage and warm up?" ”

The boss felt that the robber was very kind, and gradually became less afraid, but was a little curious about him: "What do you want to do to warm up?" ”

Speaking of this, Xiao Fan was full of ambition: "I want to rob ......"

Boss: "............"

This is a kind but obviously sick robber, and the boss thinks that this kind of person can't be deeply acquainted.

"If you want to warm up, I suggest you drink liquor...... the boss immediately took a bottle of Erguotou from the shelf, and after thinking about it, the boss felt that Erliang might not be able to meet the robber's requirements for courage and warmth, so he took another small bottle down.

Xiao Fan took the two bottles of wine and looked very happy, such a fat sheep on the road really made people have a good impression of him.

"How much?" Xiao Fan subconsciously prepared to dig out his pocket.

The boss hurriedly stopped Xiao Fan's out-of-sight action, and waved his hand again and again: "No money,...... Aren't you here to rob? ”

Xiao Fan suddenly had a little bit of a look in his eyes: "Yes, thanks to your reminder......"

The boss's eyelids drooped, and he cautiously glanced at the cash drawer beside him, and said, "You...... Really not going to ask for money? ”

Xiao Fan patted the boss on the shoulder very heroically: "Robbing wine is not robbing money, I am a talker." ”

There is also a way to steal, robbing other people's wine is already too much, how can you be embarrassed to rob other people's money? Xiao Fan is a very thin-skinned person.

The boss waved at Xiao Fan movingly: "I wish you a smooth robbery......"

"I wish you a prosperous business, too."

"You go, come back often!"

The two waved goodbye.

Xiao Fan fell into the grass on the side of the road again, he unscrewed the cap of the second pot head, raised his head and drank a big sip of wine.

The spicy and choking liquor flowed down his throat into his internal organs, Xiao Fan, who had never drunk alcohol, suddenly felt as uncomfortable as being burned in his stomach, and at the same time felt a scorching warm current extending along the blood vessels to all parts of his body, uncomfortable and comfortable.

Xiao Fan's eyes gradually turned red, and his gaze exuded an excited and fiery light.

Tonight no matter what, I have to rob a sum of money, and then go into the restaurant to have a full meal, buy two buns, eat one and throw one......

In other words, this wine is really good, very strong!

When the two small bottles of two pots were drunk cleanly, Xiao Fan's favor for the grocery store owner also rose to the peak.

If you can, you'll grab the money later, so let's go and pay for the drink...... This was Xiao Fan's last thought before he was completely drunk.

Xiao Fan is really a kind-hearted person, and the hideous-looking robbers always have an embarrassing past.

The next day, an inconspicuous corner of the local city's morning newspaper carried such a news: "The cleaning workers found an unknown male corpse in the grass of a certain road, and after calling the police, the forensic medical examiner determined that the cause of the man's death was excessive drinking, and the formaldehyde content in the wine he drank was seriously exceeded, and the forensic doctor determined that the man drank industrial alcohol, as for whether the person committed suicide or was murdered, the case is currently under investigation......

Chapter I

Xiao Fan woke up and felt a pain in his head, as if someone had hit him on the head with a stick while he was sleeping.

Aren't you robbing? Why do you feel like you're lying in bed? What the hell is going on?

Xiao Fan's eyes hadn't opened yet, but he heard an old voice in his ears and said slowly: "This person's popularity is like a gossamer, and his pulse is disordered and floating, I'm afraid it's ...... Life is short, please forgive the old man for not being able to do anything......"

Xiao Fan said, who is it? Do you mean me?

Immediately afterwards, a delicate and lively female voice said cheerfully: "Really? Are you sure? That's great! My young lady doesn't have to marry this wreck! Come on, come on! Drag this guy out and bury it! ”

Xiao Fan was startled, and quickly opened his eyes, only to see a little girl in ancient costumes pointing at him with great excitement, and was turning her head to call out the door, while an old man who was also wearing ancient costumes was standing next to him, looking at the little girl with a strange face.

Xiao Fan was sure that the person the little girl wanted to bury was herself.

What a thrilling scene! If you wake up half a minute late, the end is not optimistic......

"Slow, slow!" At such an urgent juncture, Xiao Fan hurriedly spoke, hoarsely throated, and said with difficulty: "Slow down...... Doctor, doctor! You're a doctor! If I don't abandon or give up, I can still salvage it......"

It was so eerie that a person who was so angry that he was about to lose his breath actually opened his mouth to speak.

The two people in the room, one old and one young, were stunned.

The little girl's eyes widened, staring at Xiao Fan deadly, as if she had seen a ghost, she was silent for a long time, and finally screamed: "Ghost-"

Then he stumbled and escaped.

"I'm not a ghost!" Xiao Fan felt that his body was very weak, and he whispered weakly.

The little girl ran out, and only the old man in ancient costume was left in the room, his expression was the same as the little girl just now, his eyes were round, and he stared at Xiao Fan motionlessly.

Xiao Fan hurriedly defended to him: "I'm really not a ghost ......"

The old man nodded.

It is really a happy thing to be recognized, Xiao Fan smiled at him gratefully, and had the urge to play with him.

"People say that there is an old man in the family, if there is a treasure, the old man is really much calmer than the young man......"

As soon as Xiao Fan's words fell, the old man exclaimed: "Ghost-"

Then the old man stumbled and fled.

The co-authored old gentleman was not calm, but his reaction was a little slower......

Xiao Fan froze.

The room was quiet, and Xiao Fan had time to look at the current environment.

Obviously, the environment is not very good. The room was about ten square meters, and there was nothing but a worn-out bed.

His body was covered with a thin quilt, and when he raised his hand, Xiao Fan found that he was wearing a white undershirt, the style was the same as that of the old and the young just now, both in ancient costumes.

Costume? Xiao Fan was taken aback, what are you kidding? What about filming?

Scratching his head, Xiao Fan felt that something was wrong again, and reached out to touch it on the top of his head, damn!

When did you grow such long hair? And he also tied a bun on the top of his head, which made him feel more and more panicked.

A criminal who has attempted a robbery and is drunk in the grass on the side of the road wakes up to find himself in a completely unfamiliar environment, lying in bed in a period costume and almost being buried......

The master who dares to rob with a knife is certainly not too small, but now he ...... Xiao Fan suddenly felt that he was still very fragile, and the environment in front of him made him feel scared from the bottom of his heart.

After a while, Xiao Fan lifted the quilt like crazy, reached out and touched his crotch, and then let out a long sigh of relief...... Fortunately, the little brother is still there, and the man is still majestic.

While breathing a sigh of relief, a word flashed through my mind like lightning: crossing.

That's, right?

Xiao Fan's face twitched a few times, and he felt the urge to hug the pillow, wanting to cry and go home......

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"Hey, did you hear that? Our aunt woke up again. ”

"Wouldn't it? Didn't the doctor say to prepare for the future? Our master has even prepared the coffin, just waiting for him to breathe......"

Painful slap applause: "Who says it's not!" That kid's life is really hard, he fainted twice in three days, he was constantly angry, I really wanted to help him, and strangled him to death......"

"This aunt of our family is actually quite pitiful, my father and mother died early, leaving him alone, and his body is weak. When his father and mother were alive, he set a family affair for him, and he was still suspicious when he was a son-in-law, and this marriage dragged on for three or four years, and our lord didn't say that he wanted them to get married, and most of the marriage would be yellow......"

"Alas, this aunt is a little bit of a nest, but he is honest, his life experience is already pitiful enough, but this time he woke up and became more and more miserable......"

"Oh? What do you mean by that? "Strong gossip voice.

"I heard that when he woke up this time, he went crazy......"

"Crazy? What's crazy? ”

"My brain is getting more and more weak, I wake up for two or three days, I look up at my head every day in a daze, my mind is chattering, and I don't know what it means to 'rob...... 'Erguotou'...... 'crossing'."

"What does 'crossing' mean?"

"If I knew, wouldn't I have become mad too?"

"Pity our young lady......"

“…………”

After Xiao Fan woke up, such gossip topics circulated everywhere in Chen's mansion.

When the wind and rumors were flying all over the sky, Xiao Fan, the protagonist of the topic, was in a daze by the garden on the side of the front yard of the Chen Mansion.

He couldn't help but be in a daze, he had so much to think about.

Three days passed, Xiao Fan's head had been groggy, and through the observation of the environment, he finally discovered a fact - he had crossed over.

It is really a tragedy in life for him to encounter such a nonsense thing.

Through the past few days of intermittently hearing the gossip of the people of the Chen Mansion, Xiao Fan has a little bit of a clear understanding of his current situation.

It's not a good situation.

First of all, he is the son-in-law of this Chen Mansion, and it seems that this identity is not very popular in the Chen Mansion, and the marriage is far away.

From ancient times to the present, those who are the sons-in-law of other people's families are either poor or have no ability.

Xiao Fan was unfortunate that he had both.

Secondly, the little girl he saw when he woke up was like a shocking glance and clamored to bury him, and she was not the daughter of the Chen Mansion.

In fact, the little girl is the personal maid next to the daughter of the Chen Mansion, and she has a very vulgar name, called Baoqin.

The reason why it is called this name is because the daughter of the Chen Mansion plays the piano well. The master is good at stroking the qin, and the maid must of course call it holding the qin.

Just like a lot of rotten thatched huts are called "Listening to Yuxuan", and many seaside villas with two mothers are called "Guantao Pavilion", some names are used by the first person, and they may be called "elegant", but hundreds of thousands of people use "Listening to Yuxuan" and "Guantao Pavilion", and this name has become vulgar.

The same goes for the name Baoqin.

As for why she buried Xiao Fan before he could breathe, the reason was naturally very clear.

How can a good saddle match an inferior horse, the little girl is not worth it for her young lady, so she can't wait to bury Xiao Fan's inferior horse, Xiao Fan woke up at that critical juncture, and his character value is really extraordinary.

Now, from the words of others, he got two pieces of news, one good and one bad.

The good news is that he doesn't have to rob anymore, and he doesn't have to worry about the police arresting him, unless the police station has a time shuttle - Xiao Fan is very relieved about this, the police are just police, they are not robot cats after all......

Of course, the bad news is also a bit worrying.

The bad news is that his status in this Chen Mansion is very low, and he is so low that he might as well be a robber.

In ancient times, the son-in-law who came to the door was discriminated against after all, and now even the people in the Chen Mansion generally look down on him, including the little maid who is going to bury him.

This is Xiao Fan's current situation.

After three days of psychological adaptation, Xiao Fan finally accepted that he had crossed this reality. At the same time, he also accepted his new identity, a wretched, door-to-door son-in-law under the fence.

Well, cross and cross, and if no one applauds and welcomes me, I will welcome myself myself......

Welcome, huh...... What dynasty is this?

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