Chapter 10 Bathing in the snow
Crackling ~ Firewood was burned in the dense forest at night in the dark night, and Sean's black steel helmet was contributed to be used as a pot head, so ruining the honor of the soldiers, I'm afraid only Sean has no other branches, Gollum ~ Gollum ~ The snow water filled with the steel helmet became boiling, and the faint white mist boiling water was hot and steamed.
Sean was lying in the cold snow, bowing his buttocks and taking off his pants, revealing his buttocks with shrapnel, Qin Qin trembled in the cold wind and snow, and his buttocks were tattooed with a speechless double flower bloom tattoo, the most speechless thing was the alignment of the double flower blooming part, what was that? Chrysanthemum is also!
Gou Bin was holding a dagger in his hand, and this dagger was handed to him by Sean, as for why it was handed to him? It's very simple, cut a little shrapnel between the flesh, and pull out the fatal uneven shrapnel, with a fishhook-like hook in the uneven part, deep into the muscles of Sean's buttocks, very tragic!
Gou Bin erected the red-hot dagger, and when the snowflakes fell on the dagger, there was a sizzling sound, Gou Bin patted Sean's back with one hand, and kindly reminded him: "Hey~ Dude, do you plan to call my brother like this?" Uh~ Don't you need any anesthetics for that spirit? ”
Sean turned his head and looked at Gou Bin seriously, his bearded eyes showed a look of regret and said, "Yes!" It's a pity that I've been ruined by you, brother, I don't pick up the rags, well, here, help me take out the authentic anesthetic, in your pocket, hi hi ~ Cruz, don't take advantage of the fire to rob! ”
Gou Bin rolled his eyes and looked at Sean with disdain, rummaging through the back pocket that Sean was carrying for a while, finding two bottles of morphine, an anesthetic often used in the battlefield, and some scattered gold rings and the like, and the rest were pens and notepads and other miscellaneous items, like garbage collectors.
Gou Bin shook the morphine in front of Sean, and scolded with a resentful face: "Sean, Nima's~ You're too inauthentic, aren't you?" I hid morphine, but I gave Zhang Po a photo as an anesthetic, wiping your uncle's, are you still human? ”
Sean had a natural expression, ignored Gou Bin's scolding, and said with a breath: "What do you know? If you have to learn to endure pain, that's a primer knowledge, do you know? When you understand it all one day, you'll be qualified to use this thing, less nonsense, hurry up, you want my life to die, don't you? ”
Seeing Gou Bin's expression of being too lazy to do anything, Sean couldn't help but surrender and said: "Okay, this thing is forbidden for us soldiers to carry with us, but it took me a lot of effort to crawl from the ambulance, this thing will be addictive if you use it too much, I can't afford to toss it when I'm old, it's not as vigorous as your young people, you know?" Hey, hurry up and help me relieve the pain first! ”
Gou Bin reluctantly picked up the syringe, this guy is really well-equipped, he can pick up so many good things from the pile of dead people, and he is really a powerful garbage collector, under the guidance of Sean, an old fritter soldier, well, Gou Bin has learned how to prick painful injections.
After digging out the shrapnel, Gou Bin hastily helped Sean wrap gauze at will, and saw that the tattoo of the evil cold man was in full bloom, Gou Bin shook his head speechlessly and did not look at it, it was too evil This guy, after being busy with all this, Gou Bin stretched his waist and leaned to the side, now it's okay, the two wounded soldiers are in trouble together.
Sean grinned and leaned on his stomach, took out his mouth cup and put it in front of Gou Bin, pouted and said: "Cruze, please pretend to be boiling water, and I will reward you for a good guy to taste, take a sip of energy, don't stare, hurry up, buddy, I have prepared a new one for you!" ”
During Gou Bin's glare, Sean took out a new cup, which he pulled from the waist of the dead German soldier, Gou Bin's cup had already exploded, and the careful Sean prepared one for Gou Bin, otherwise Gou Bin would really eat snow to replenish water.
When Sean handed over boiling water to Gou Bin, he took out a pack of coffee and poured it into his cup, and poured it into Gou Bin's cup with a wicked smile, shook his cup Sean took a sip and said, "Ha~ Not bad, Cruz, how is it?" There's nothing wrong with following me, right? ”
Gou Bin looked at the unsweetened coffee in the cup in wonder, shook his head and sighed and said, "Sean, you want my life, do you have anything to eat?" Starved me to death, ran all night, well, when I didn't ask anything, it wouldn't do any good to follow you! ”
When Sean asked Gou Bin if he wanted to eat, he looked at you with disdain, everyone's rations are all standard, and yours is gone, is it possible that you still have it? Gou Bin is still better, but they have just gnawed and encountered, who is more wondering?
Gou Bin thought of tonight's solo battle, and couldn't help blushing for a while, and asked with a weak expression: "Sean, may I ask a question, why can't I grasp it when I shoot, and I am often missed by recoil?" Hey, stop drinking! ”
Sean put down his mouth cup speechlessly, snatched Gou Bin's M1 semi-automatic rifle with one hand and said: "Okay, Cruze, I am completely impressed by you, a battlefield novice, hold the gun tightly, aim at the target, keep your breathing steady, pay attention to the strength of your hand, and pay attention to the recoil of the gun when shooting......"
Under Sean's teaching, Gou Bin unloaded the bullets in the barrel of the gun, and practiced aiming and other shooting in an empty gun, Sean had a helpless expression, took out his treasure chest-like backpack, took out a towel from it, and put it in the boiling steel helmet for hot water.
Gou Bin, who had practiced for a while, was boring, and it was in vain to practice without actual combat, and Gou Bin, who turned his head, immediately saw Sean scalding a towel or something, Gou Bin couldn't help but ask curiously: "Hi ~ Sean, what are you doing here?" What do you do with a towel in it? Do you want to wash your face? ”
Sean picked up the cool dagger and picked up the towel, fell on the snow and scolded Gou Bin: "Take a bath!" A sucker! ”
Gou Bin's eyes widened and he watched Sean put the towel in the snow and rolled it around, then immediately untied his military uniform and shivered his body, and used the towel to wipe his body.
Sean simply stood up, endured the unforgettable pain in his hips, and said with a grin: "Sizz~ Cruze, don't you wash?" It's rare to have the conditions to wash and sleep quickly! lest you become a dirty and smelly stinky man, the nurse lady in the battlefield doesn't like a handsome guy like you! ”
Gou Bin looked at Sean who was taking a bath speechlessly, he finally saw what a cow man is, this guy is really too talented, Gou Bin just finished thinking about it when he suddenly heard Sean oops, took out the map in his hand and said with a remorseful expression: "Oops~ Damn, I actually got the map wet!" ”
Gou Bin shook his head and sighed, took out a towel from his pocket and said, "Sean, you are called smart but you are mistaken by smart, taking a bath is not like this, you and I are both gentlemen, what is there to be ashamed of?" Take off your clothes, sizzle~ It's quite cold, hell weather! ”
Gou Bin took off his cold military coat, revealing a thin shirt trembling to the bones, and the bloody wound on his back arm stained the shirt red, Gou Bin learned from Sean to put the towel into the steel helmet he raised, wet the towel and put it in the snow and patted it, feeling almost ready to pick it up and use it to wipe his body.
Sean took out the map and put it in front of the fire to bake, the steel helmet and wooden frame that was originally erected became a baking rack, and Sean, who turned his head, immediately found that Gou Bin turned out the arm of his shirt, and a tattoo graphic attracted his attention, and he couldn't help but walk in front of Gou Bin with his ass cocked.
Gou Bin saw Sean coming over, immediately put on his shirt and said cautiously: "Hi Hi ~ Sean, what are you doing?" Don't look at me with that obscene look, I'm not good at backing the mountain, hey, what are you doing? What do you want to do? Don't touch it..."
Sean looked at Gou Bin, who was dodging with disdain, and pulled off Gou Bin's sleeve and said, "Okay, Cruz, I don't have that hobby, who is your tattooed Lucy?" Tsk~~ I still love tiger oil Lucy, you can do it, you actually tattooed your girl's name on your arm! ”
Gou Bin didn't know who Lucy was, so he flipped up the shirt that was lifted by Sean with one hand, and said vaguely: "Lucy?? Uh~ Uh, um, right? Hurry up after reading it, your own double-flower blooming picture is more disgusting than mine, Sean, I didn't expect you... Disgusting you! ”
Sean shrugged his shoulders with an indifferent expression, whistled smugly and wiped his body with a towel, looked at Gou Bin with a wicked expression, and saw his shameless smile, Gou Bin really wanted to smash his head with a steel helmet. No way, catch you and go to the barbershop to shave.
Gou Bin wiped his body with a puzzled expression, Sean had already finished washing and standing aside to drink coffee at this time, Gou Bin said with nothing to do: "Sean, where did Jimmy, Snoopy and Barbara go?" Why is there no trace of it until now? It can't be a separation, right? ”
Sean frowned, drank the bitter coffee in one gulp, smacked his bitter mouth and said, "This, you ask me, who do I ask?" Anyway, we should be able to see it within a 1-mile radius of the ignition, and hopefully those Nazis go back to sleep, or we really are..."
Poof~ A black shadow jumped down from a ten-centimeter col, and unfortunately hit the wooden frame where the map was hanging, and the ** map immediately fell into the fire, clang~ Sean twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at the map with a raging fire, Gou Bin opened his lips wide and it was difficult to close it, and the map was ruined!
Snoopy was lying on the back of the col with a sweaty face, gasping for breath and said: "Ahhh~ West, Sean, I, I don't have, intentionally, hehe~ Really, really not, yes, intentionally, huhu, back, back, yes, yes, huhu... Sean, listen to me, after..."
With an angry expression on his face, Sean limped up to Snoopy, grabbed him with both hands and roared, "Snoopy! Look at what you've done! The map is gone, Cruz, what's going on? Don't get in the way of me teaching this guy a lesson, it's too good... Oops~~"
Sean and Gou Bin were attacked by heavy objects, and the two black shadows overwhelmed the two of them when they jumped down from the col, and when the four of them got up, Sean and Gou Bin were angry, damn Jimmy and Barbara, both of whom were also gasping.
Jimmy had a frightened expression on his face, ignoring the angry eyes of Sean and Gou Bin, and said with a sweaty face: "Run, huhu... Run..."