Chapter 1: Damn Crossing
The bright moon shines in the night, promoting the weaving of the east wall...... At night, tranquility overflows, and the stars and moon shine.
"Ah, help, ......" A panicked and fearful palpitating voice turned into a sound like a sharp sword that shattered the light whistle of the void, piercing the night sky's peaceful defenses.
Soraku County is a flowery, leafy town, because of the large population, although it has not been decreed, but privately call it Soraku-gun. There was once a poet who summed up Xiangle County's "city columns, household surplus, and luxury competition." ”
The Bai family is one of the largest families in Xiangle County, and it can be described as a rich man.
The exclamation that was not beautiful or pretentious came from the Bai family.
Then the lights of the Bai family's compound were everywhere, the sound of gongs, shouts, and noises mixed with the sound of running after squeaking to open the door, it was so lively.
One torch after another was lit, and the flickering of the fire suddenly illuminated the entire Bai family.
"What's going on?" A man dressed as a family ran out of the room with his pants on.
The other, who was also wearing only underwear, replied: "There is a cry for help from the second lady's room, I don't know what happened, let's go and see." With that, the man ran to the inner courtyard.
"Let's go... Walk... Walk... Take a look..."The man hurriedly fastened his trouser belt, buttoned his little blue hat on his head, and ran to follow.
Yue Kang reluctantly opened his blindfolded eyes, and muttered: "What are you shouting at this big night, and you are not allowed to sleep?" There is no morality at all. ”
Sleepy-eyed, squinting and yawning, he sat up at once when he saw everything in front of him.
"What's the situation? What's the situation? Yue Kang felt that his brain had suddenly become very dull, and he was there. It seems that I saw a ghost, and I was panicked with an incredible face.
When he came to his senses, he found that he was sitting on a woman's bed at this time, with tears in her eyes and trembling body, shrunk in a corner of the bed, her body was protecting the quilt, and she was shouting for help.
Yue Kang was at a loss, oh my God, what's going on? He was in a trance, not knowing what was going on.
No, no, in the haze, Yue Kang remembers that he is the deputy manager of the personnel department of a corporate company, and due to his outstanding performance, he may be turned into a deputy after the New Year, replacing the narrow-minded and unpopular manager.
The manager's surname is Wang during the work everywhere to make things difficult Yue Kang, when he first entered the company, this manager Wang looked at Yue Kang unpleasantly, the main reason is that Manager Wang's proud secretary said a few good words about Yue Kang in front of him, which caused the disgust of this manager Wang.
After that, he began to suppress Yue Kang everywhere, and all the hard work and what work was not good were handed over to Yue Kang, and the thirty-six strategies of beauty, bitterness, and desire to capture were almost fully applied to Yue Kang, but I am afraid that the only useless thing is to go for the upper plan.
But Yue Kang is a little strong who can't be killed, and the more he hits, the more he hits, the more prosperous he becomes, on the contrary, under Yue Kang's non-explicit and non-feminine counterattack, Manager Wang was beaten all over the place, and he was bitter.
You will have thirty-six plans, many cumbersome things, but I will only plan one plan.
Seeing Yue Kang climb to the position of deputy manager, Manager Wang can still comfort himself, what's the matter with the deputy manager, don't you still obey my orders to work. While comforting himself, he did not hope to comfort the superior leader who promoted Yue Kang, and greeted the other party's family name.
What's even more annoying is that the leader was a little obscure but very revealing in an important meeting, as if he wanted to deliberately mention the guy who hated how he looked at it and couldn't pick his skin and cramps. The sulking thing is that the leader is the master who can't move at his level.
The superior leader gave Yue Kang such an evaluation as "universal"
Since then, it seems to be a king who has been set aside, the ministers leave the concubine, the subordinates look at him with disdain in their eyes, and the "loyal" subordinates are no longer "swords, mountains and fires" for him, and even his most "favored" big wave of small secretaries is no longer squeezing him intentionally or unintentionally, it is quite a sad picture, and the party's banner is down.
Fire, how can he not be on fire, the fire in his heart is surging, the hatred for Yue Kang is better than taking his wife and killing his father, he is so angry that it is easy to lose his mind, so he drove his black Audi that was specially used to rub Bo Mei, and crashed into Yue Kang without hesitation.
Yue Kang, who was thinking about what gift his girlfriend was supposed to buy, didn't have time to shout out that I was leaning, so he was knocked out more than ten meters away at once, why didn't he learn how to move the Qiankun, Yue Kang was knocked into the air and didn't forget to think of it, only the move of the Qiankun could completely resolve the threat of the speeding car, but unfortunately he wouldn't, so he died.
Murder, **naked murder, Wang I your ancestors for eighteen generations, Lao Tzu's happiness and surname Fu life has just begun!
Looking at the panicked woman in the dark night, looking at the ancient decorations in the room, this Comrade Yue Kang, who had read a lot of travel books, understood.
He crossed.
Yue Kang raised his head, and suddenly shouted in his heart, he saw a huge hole on the roof of the house into a large shape, through which he could see the moonlight in the sky like water.
The broken tiles on the bed, broken wood, mud blocks, Yue Kang's expression is very strange, he can't cross over to other women's beds so coincidentally, right?
The answer is clear, yes, he did cross over to the woman's bed.
In the dark night, Yue Kang couldn't see the woman's face clearly, and he couldn't tell the ugly beauty, so he didn't know how to explain it even if he had thousands of mouths, so he opened his mouth several times before he said: "Girl, don't call it, I think it's a misunderstanding." Yue Kang was very unconfident when he said the word misunderstanding, there was such a coincidental misunderstanding in the world, and Yue Kang himself felt how pale his explanation was.
"I'll leave now, I'm gone as fast as I can, don't cry girl." Yue Kang also learned the tone of the ancients and said. It's not easy to say anything now, so it's better to leave the place of right and wrong.
The woman shrank in the corner of the bed and didn't dare to move, seeing Yue Kang get up and get out of bed, she subconsciously shrank back again, and saw Yue Kang, who was naked and bareback wearing only a pair of pants, buried her head deep in the futon and cried even more painfully, as if she had been forcibly annihilated, and after the man patted her ass and left, the girl cried helplessly.
Hearing that heart-rending cry, Yue Kang's heart was soft for no reason, how much sadness and grievances did it take to cry out of the pain!
"I'm sorry! What a misunderstanding today! Yue Kang said in a low voice, he wanted to reach out to wipe the woman's tears, he wanted to hug her and comfort her, the very pure kind.
But before he could take the next step, the door was kicked open. The "bang" suddenly frightened Yue Kang, who was already weak-hearted. The heart suddenly rose to his throat, whether he was going to be caught in bed.
Yue Kang wants to cry without tears, where the hell is this.
In the blink of an eye, two figures flashed in the room, Yue Kang didn't have time to see the appearance of the person who came, only heard the light hum of metal, and it was the sound of drawing a sword, and then two black shadows came galloping, and the two black shadows danced sword flowers in their hands, like a beast with a big mouth devouring Yue Kang.
Yue Kang didn't have time to react at all, the two swords were on Yue Kang's neck, with a little force, Yue Kang would die with a whine, the cool chill emitted by the sword on his neck, Yue Kang's heart trembled, and then he thought about the heroes who were still as stable as Mount Tai on the neck by the sword on TV, it was all bullshit, the pressure brought by these two swords to people was definitely better than the black and white impermanence of the Dementor Flag.
The room was lit by firelight, and the first to come were two girls, that is, the two black shadows, because the sword was on the neck of Yue Kang could not see the faces of the two clearly, but the two were dressed very much like the black warriors in the movie.
Then an old lady who seemed to be sixty or seventy years old, with gray hair, the old lady was dressed luxuriously and with extraordinary momentum, holding a golden crested cane, the old lady's face was icy, and her eyes were like torches, and the whole person gave people a sense of majesty.
The two women who followed her, dressed as maids, also glared at him with murderous eyes, each holding a torch in their hands, and the light of the fire turned white and red.
Then the noise outside became heavier and heavier, like the appearance of many people, and Yue Kang saw through the window that the torches outside were lined up one after another, surrounding the entire room.
Yue Kang was bitter, and said in his heart that my life has been mourned.
"This, that... What... That's the case, I'll ......" Yue Kang was busy explaining. There was no time to wipe the beads of sweat from his forehead.
Before Yue Kang finished speaking, the old lady shouted, "The bold fanatic dared to attack my Bai family at night and insult my innocence in the past. The old lady clenched her teeth, and every word was squeezed out of her mouth, with indescribable hatred.
The old lady's face was grim, and her eyes were like knives.
The old lady had a noble temperament and was cold and arrogant, and Yue Kang suddenly felt an invisible sense of oppression, and the cold hit. This sense of oppression comes from the old lady's intolerant momentum, with an irresistible majesty, which makes people feel timid.
In the face of that sense of oppression, the two swords attached to the body seemed so insignificant, as if the momentum could kill people invisibly.
As her body trembled, the crested jade hairpin in her gray hair also trembled.
Yue Kang wanted to explain, "Old lady, I thought that everything was a misunderstanding, I fell asleep and didn't know that I woke up here, yes, it's sleepwalking, it's definitely sleepwalking, old lady, don't you know that I have been sleepwalking since I was a child...... I always like to do things when I fall asleep, and just last month I didn't know how to kill my neighbor's chickens when I fell asleep...... Old lady, don't stare at me, what I said is true, I swear to the sky and loess......"
"Two sisters, you are angry, don't tremble your hands, if your hands are sore or numb, can you take the sword away first?"
Yue Kang said and pushed the long sword around his neck, but the two beautiful sisters held the sword tighter.
"I'm really innocent......" Yue Kang cried with a sad face.
What does his grandmother want me to say before you believe it, do you want me to say that I crossed over, accidentally crossed into the bed of your second lady, and coincidentally I only wore a pair of pants? Can this fucking people believe it? Can they know what a time travel is?
Yue Kang's stomach was full of bitter juice, there was no place to vomit, he felt weak if he wanted to cry, he looked up at the roof and wanted to cry without tears, God I was really wronged.
"Xia Wei, Xia Yu killed this disciple." The old lady snapped.
Xia Wei, who received the order, Xia Yu flipped his wrist and was about to kill Yue Kang under the sword.
Suddenly, Yue Kang laughed madly: "Hahahaha, if you want to kill, you have to scrape your Lao Tzu is enough, haha, Lao Tzu is cool enough." Yue Kang's voice was almost shouted, the voice was high and sonorous, not only the people in the room could hear it clearly, but even the maids outside the door could hear it clearly, the shout was quite heroic in my sacrifice for the country, if you added a sentence "The wind is Xiao Xiao and the water is cold, and the strong man is gone" It will be more flavorful.
"Stop......" The old lady hurriedly drank Xia Wei and Xia Yu, who were about to do it, with anger and hesitation in her eyes.