"Uncle Yang, I'm going to say it, you promise not to beat me!" Tang Jie had a pig statue on his face, and a cheap smile appeared on his face.

A bad thought flashed in Chen Shengzhi's mind for a moment, but curiosity finally prevailed: "Brother Zifang, just say it, I promise not to kill you!" ”

"Hey, hey!" Tang Jieyan smiled and leaned into his ear and whispered, "Actually, I don't know!" Hahaha......"

"How dare you fool me! Demons! Come on! Ahhhh......h

Tang Jie had already taken precautions, dodged his scholar Wang Baquan, and said with a smile: "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, how can you go back on your word, Uncle Yang!" ”

Chen Shengzhi: "Brother Zifang, you can rest assured, junior brother, I will definitely speak!" If you say you won't be killed, you won't be killed, huh...... Hit half dead at most! ”

So, the two young men about twenty years old put down their steady disguises and made a fuss in the private room of the teahouse, until the second boy of the teahouse came to add water and looked at the two with strange eyes, they stopped playing and continued to pretend to drink tea.

Tang Jie waited for Xiao Er to leave before he said to Chen Shengzhi: "Actually, it's not that my brother wants to fool you, it's just that when we talked about this 'Tongtian mailbox', I thought of this, don't you think there seems to be a secret hidden behind this?" ”

Chen Shengzhi: "What secrets can there be?" Maybe it was the bad luck of taking the county order, and it happened to be known by the saint! ”

Tang Jie: "Of course you said that this situation also exists, and there are always some coincidences in this world. However, I always have a feeling that the saints today are a little dissatisfied with our squire's control of public opinion and information, and want to find another way! ”

Chen Shengzhi: "This can't be!" The scholars and squires of our dynasty are the pillars of the country, and without these people, it is estimated that the decree of the Holy Lord will not be able to be conveyed, and the Holy Lord should not do such a stupid thing! ”

Tang Jie: "It's true now, who knows what will happen in the future!" Alas, let's not talk about this, didn't you mention writing a joint letter to the saint in the first place! Actually, I did this last year. ”

Chen Shengzhi: "Don't say it early! Tell me, what was the result? ”

"Do you need to ask? You see, I'm only here to complain to you, don't you know! Tang Jie gave him a blank look.

Chen Shengzhi: "Brother Zifang, do you mean that this 'Tongtian mailbox' is just an ornament?" ”

Tang Jie: "Not really! We did read it on the joint letter at that time, and we also wrote the receipt in our own handwriting. ”

Chen Shengzhi: "What did the saint say?" ”

Tang Jie: "Bodhi has no tree, the mirror is not a platform, there is nothing originally, where is the dust......"

Chen Shengzhi: "Ask you!" What are you saying here? ”

Tang Jie: "This is the reply of the Holy One!" ”

Chen Shengzhi: "Huh?! What do these mean? Does the saint believe in Buddhism? ”

……

"Ah, ah, ow......" Zhao Zhen is taking his eldest and two younger three wives, plus a half-year-old son, rippling in the lake in the imperial garden, coldly sneezing a string of sneezes.

Zhang Rou hurriedly hugged her son aside and said to Zhao Zhen: "Your Majesty, are you catching a cold?" Let Concubine Shu take a look, don't infect your son. ”

"My sister is right! Your Majesty, let the concubines take a look at you! You have a lot of opportunities for this day, and the concubine will have to give you a good condition! Xie Xinran took over the conversation and moved towards Zhao Zhen.

"Don't, don't!" Zhao Zhen hurriedly stopped Xie Xinran, who was about to enter the doctor mode, waved his fist and said, "My body is very good!" You see, how can I catch a cold with just my muscles! This is definitely some guy who is talking about me, so I have to clean him up if I find out! ”

"Poof!" Li Chunlan (Concubine Li Xian), who was teasing Zhao Zhen on the side, couldn't help but smile when she saw Zhao Zhen's appearance: "Your Majesty, the weather is cold, the concubine will go and bring you a bowl of hot soup to ward off the cold!" ”

Zhao Zhen: "No! Not really! I'm having fun today, so have a good time! ”

"It's hard to take a day off, it's to have fun!" Zhang Rou nodded and said, "However, Your Majesty, you have no opinion on playing in the palace during the day, but should you be restrained when you play this night!" You're still so young, you need to pay attention to your body and exercise a lot! ”

"Queen, you have been wronged!" Zhao Zhen blushed and leaned in front of Zhang Rou: "I am strictly following your schedule!" If you don't believe me, you can ask Concubine Shu and Concubine Xian! ”

"Humph! Your Majesty, don't be sloppy with this palace, you know what this palace says! Zhang Rou glanced at him, and then turned his head to Xie Xinran and Li Chunlan, who were snickering next to him, and said, "Don't laugh at you two little girls!" What this palace is talking about is a serious matter, you all have to be leisurely at night, don't let the emperor's temperament come nonsense, otherwise this palace will deduct your time! Besides, Jinhua is coming back soon, and she hasn't seen the emperor for a few months, so don't you leave some for her! ”

Xie Xinran and Li Chunlan only blushed and said obediently: "Sister Queen, the two of us know!" Be sure to pay attention in the future! ”

"Hmm!" Zhang Rou nodded at the two of them with satisfaction: "That's right!" You must learn to look at problems from the perspective of development, and there is still a long way to go...... Oh! Your Majesty, what do you want to do? ”

"What do you want to do? Hey...... If you don't fight for three days, you will have to go to the house to uncover the tiles, and of course I will have to serve the family law! In order to avoid his wife from falling into the abyss of an ideological worker, Zhao Zhen decisively threw the son in her arms into Li Chunlan's arms, then picked her up and slapped her on the buttocks a few times.

However, classmate Zhao Zhen quit, and when he saw his father beating his mother, he immediately got out of Li Chunlan's arms, picked up Zhao Zhen's hand and bit it down......

"Ahhh......h Oh! A series of exaggerated screams from Zhao Zhen's mouth are enough to prove that even if a child's teeth are not grown, it is very painful to bite!

The source of the string of schadenfreude laughter of "hahahaha......" Needless to say.

waited for Zhang Rou to laugh enough, then pinched her son's little face and coaxed: "The emperor is good, let go quickly, the father and the queen are playing with the queen mother!" ”

Sure enough, it still has to be done by his mother's words, Xiao Zhao Zhen listened to Zhang Rou's words, obediently let go of his big mouth, revealed two teeth that had not yet grown, and smirked at her.

Zhao Zhen looked at the two tooth marks on his hand, depressed, and looked at his son with resentment, as if the vinegar jar had been overturned.

"Your Majesty, this palace is good! Look at how dare you bully this palace in the future! Zhang Rou ignored Zhao Zhen's aggrieved little eyes and continued to rub salt on his wounded heart.

"Humph!" Zhao Zhen first refuted his wife's provocation with his nostrils facing the sky, and then said righteously: "Look at the three of you, what are you used to our children, you dare to bite his father, and you will have to be lawless in the future!" I'm telling you, it's not okay to go on like this, boys can't be too doting! I decided that when the emperor reached the age of three, I would find him a Salesian bureau and get in touch with the outside world. ”

Li Chunlan hugged Zhao Zhen into her arms, looked at Zhao Zhen pitifully and begged: "Your Majesty, three years old is so young, don't want it!" ”

Xiao Zhao Zhen didn't know that his father was beating his attention, and thought that Li Chunlan was playing games with him, and the cat was giggling in her arms.

Li Chunlan saw that Zhao Zhen didn't pick up, so she turned her pitiful gaze to Xie Xinran again, so the number of people who launched the offensive to sell cuteness increased by another one, and the power of selling cuteness also increased exponentially.

"Alright! Don't put pressure on the emperor, since the emperor was born in the royal family, he has to take on his responsibilities, such a big country, naturally have to pay hardships beyond ordinary people, this is fate! Just when Zhao Zhen's defense was about to be broken, Zhang Rou rarely stood on the united front with him and launched a counterattack against the two sisters who were overflowing with maternal love.

"But ......" Xie Xinran still wanted to fight for the silly Zhao Zhen.

However, Zhang Rou interrupted her: "Mu Youke!" This palace knows that you both like children, since this is the case, you should hurry up and have two more, just to give Zhen'er a companion! ”

As soon as Zhang Rou said this, Li Chunlan and Xie Xinran both set their eyes on Zhao Zhen, and the implication was self-evident.

Zhao Zhen was lying next to him, looking at the harmonious picture of his harem, and his heart was beautiful, and he was about to thank God for wearing him here. But God couldn't help but praise, and when he started to praise, Zhao Zhen was also shot while lying down.

Zhao Zhen stopped doing it, and immediately got up and looked at the three pairs of phoenix eyes: "What do you all mean by looking at me like this?" ”

"This palace looks at you usually tossing and turning! Why didn't the stomachs of a few girls react! Could it be that you ......" Zhang Rou muttered while looking Zhao Zhen up and down, and suddenly had a bad thought in her heart, but looking at Zhao Zhen next to her, who was very sure that it was her own son, Zhang Rou shook her head again: "It's not right!" Zhen'er is so big, there must be something wrong with the wood! So what's the problem? ”

Zhao Zhen really couldn't stand Zhang Rou's eyes, so he could only interrupt her conjecture: "Queen, I said that you should stop pretending to be a detective, you are not that material!" ”

"That's right!" Zhang Rou nodded, accepted Zhao Zhen's suggestion calmly, and no longer stared at him. Instead, he set his sights on Li Chunlan and Xie Xinran, wandering back and forth for a while, and finally fell on Xie Xinran, and said to her: "Uh-huh! This palace will arrange a task for you as the queen concubine, from now on, get some medicine to make up for the emperor, and strive to give the emperor a few more children as soon as possible, this is a very important matter, you must always keep it in mind, understand? ”

"The concubines obey the queen's will!" Xie Xinran cooperated very well to take over Zhang Rou's edict.

"Wait! The queen came here to borrow a step to speak! For the sake of his man's dignity, Zhao Zhen must talk to his wife well, he pulled Zhang Rou to the bow of the boat, and whispered in her ear: "Wife, don't make trouble, your husband and I are in good health, there is absolutely no problem." Well, of course Chunlan and Xinran have no problem! ”

"That's weird, the three of them haven't been through the door for a day or two, why haven't their stomachs moved at all. To say that there is no one, it is nothing, but there are none, which has to make people suspicious! Even if you fool me around, those ministers outside are not stupid, and they will definitely urge you to choose another concubine...... Hey, that's not right! Is that just the idea? Zhang Rou said at the end, and looked at him with scrutinizing eyes.

Zhao Zhen shouted with a bitter face: "Alas! I'm kissing my wife, where do you want to go? I think I was wrong, it's a waste not to be a detective with the spacing of your thinking. ”

Zhang Rou: "Don't you yell at your subordinates every day about science, then you can give me an explanation of science!" ”

"This can be had!" Zhao Zhen said as he took out a small notebook from his sleeve and handed it to Zhang Rou: "You will naturally understand these things when you look at them!" (To be continued.) )